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After a horrible night only getting to second base with a girl, and her friends being aaaabsolute bi*es to me I wanted to forget about that stress and get with a thick girl I've seen ads about, so I had a dream.

In my dream, she answered the phone sounding half awake and I insist on calling her tommorrow and she said it's okay and insisted on that night. I asked for a half an hour and it was point nine oh.

I show up, ok it's her in the pics but clearly wearing heals and dolled up. She opened the door looking MUCH smaller, droopy face that couldn't smile if I paid her and her legs were beyond sandpaper. I could aaactually see hair follicles growing out of her legs. Seriously? That's my biggest pieve. Unshaved, unkept legs. Started with an unenthusiastic CBJ that minutes into I had to stop. She was thick, and though filled with stubble I still preferred touching her boobs (no mouth on her boobs is her rule...so yeah that fetish crap in her ad is just that; crap) I said "I'd rather you play a stripper that I can touch" and she threw half a fit saying she isn't a stripper, but finnally gave in and said "whatever it takes to get you hard, because when your time is up you got to go"...oh, gee great that's swell. So I simply start touching her trying to get hard, but running my hand over stubble on her prickly legs it was baaaad. Somehow I get hard, then as I enter the dungeon, couple minutes into it as I'm juuuust about to finish she stops and says I'm smothering her and she needs one minute to rest. I pulled out and sat there pissed off because it took a LOOOOT for me to picture her as someone else and get hard, so immediately I became soft and she basically said that was my problem. So the half hour session was cut short to 15 minutes, without me finishing and actually becoming soft.

Without words, I get up, put my clothes on and walk out the door as she's texting her pimp. Yes. Her pimp. I, again without saying anything, or her saying anything it was awkward silence, just leave. Before the door closes she tries to get one up on me and says "Don't slam my at #in door"...which I clearly didn't, NOR had any intentions on doing. I turn the corner and as I walk down the hall, I COOINCIDENTALLY see a black dude by the vending machine checking his phone and corner eye check me as I walk past him..clearly her pimp.

Fellas, it was beyond a waste of time. I come here to tell you guys these things so that you can avoid this. I'm not even going to say YMMV, because I smell good, I look good, I'm polite, on time and very respective to the ladies and appreciate what they have to offer. But this, hands down, was the worst experience I've had with a provider. If I can save ONE of you guys out there that is attracted to her pics (clearly taken in her 20's...she's either in her 30's or this job has taken a toll on her looks) and want a thick girl like her, to NOT DO IT. Seriously if I can save ONE of you I'll feel much better. Respond to this that I saved you from going to her and it would make me feel so much better. Stay away from this girl. She's said "I really don't' care" "When the time is up you got to go" "I'm not a stripper" ..what girl would rather suck a at #$ than to just get fondled on her body like a stripper. Thinking I'm doing HER a favor, she was so flaky. Her CBJ was awful so I preferred touching her body. I was tryin to get hard fellas.

Anyway, prickly legs with VISIBLE hair, attitude completely, clock watcher, my pen15 smelled horrible when I got home and showered right away, and if NONE of that deters you, she has a pimp. STAY AWAY FROM STAR. Out of 5 stars, she gets 1 star because her body isn't that bad. But NOT worth your time fellas.

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[QUOTE=RonM;2054791]I have the "Real Thing" all set. I'd Love to get a Real Legit Massage from this Lady. If she provides Extras, then that's even better.[/QUOTE]Let me know how it goes. I'm very curious about this one.

Hey anyone had a dream of Josie 40 something in west burbs? I love to try a mature lady so give me heads up if it's worth my time thanks.

[QUOTE=Tupac82;2055724]After a horrible night only getting to second base with a girl, and her friends being aaaabsolute bi*es to me I wanted to forget about that stress and get with a thick girl I've seen ads about, so I had a dream.

In my dream, she answered the phone sounding half awake and I insist on calling her tommorrow and she said it's okay and insisted on that night. I asked for a half an hour and it was point nine oh.

I show up, ok it's her in the pics but clearly wearing heals and dolled up. She opened the door looking MUCH smaller, droopy face that couldn't smile if I paid her and her legs were beyond sandpaper. I could aaactually see hair follicles growing out of her legs. Seriously? That's my biggest pieve. Unshaved, unkept legs. Started with an unenthusiastic CBJ that minutes into I had to stop. She was thick, and though filled with stubble I still preferred touching her boobs (no mouth on her boobs is her rule...so yeah that fetish crap in her ad is just that; crap) I said "I'd rather you play a stripper that I can touch" and she threw half a fit saying she isn't a stripper, but finnally gave in and said "whatever it takes to get you hard, because when your time is up you got to go"...oh, gee great that's swell. So I simply start touching her trying to get hard, but running my hand over stubble on her prickly legs it was baaaad. Somehow I get hard, then as I enter the dungeon, couple minutes into it as I'm juuuust about to finish she stops and says I'm smothering her and she needs one minute to rest. I pulled out and sat there pissed off because it took a LOOOOT for me to picture her as someone else and get hard, so immediately I became soft and she basically said that was my problem. So the half hour session was cut short to 15 minutes, without me finishing and actually becoming soft.

Without words, I get up, put my clothes on and walk out the door as she's texting her pimp. Yes. Her pimp. I, again without saying anything, or her saying anything it was awkward silence, just leave. Before the door closes she tries to get one up on me and says "Don't slam my at #in door"...which I clearly didn't, NOR had any intentions on doing. I turn the corner and as I walk down the hall, I COOINCIDENTALLY see a black dude by the vending machine checking his phone and corner eye check me as I walk past him..clearly her pimp.

Fellas, it was beyond a waste of time. I come here to tell you guys these things so that you can avoid this. I'm not even going to say YMMV, because I smell good, I look good, I'm polite, on time and very respective to the ladies and appreciate what they have to offer. But this, hands down, was the worst experience I've had with a provider. If I can save ONE of you guys out there that is attracted to her pics (clearly taken in her 20's...she's either in her 30's or this job has taken a toll on her looks) and want a thick girl like her, to NOT DO IT. Seriously if I can save ONE of you I'll feel much better. Respond to this that I saved you from going to her and it would make me feel so much better. Stay away from this girl. She's said "I really don't' care" "When the time is up you got to go" "I'm not a stripper" ..what girl would rather suck a at #$ than to just get fondled on her body like a stripper. Thinking I'm doing HER a favor, she was so flaky. Her CBJ was awful so I preferred touching her body. I was tryin to get hard fellas.

Anyway, prickly legs with VISIBLE hair, attitude completely, clock watcher, my pen15 smelled horrible when I got home and showered right away, and if NONE of that deters you, she has a pimp. STAY AWAY FROM STAR. Out of 5 stars, she gets 1 star because her body isn't that bad. But NOT worth your time fellas.

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[QUOTE=GotMilf;2055827]Let me know how it goes. I'm very curious about this one.[/QUOTE]When I get a chance I'll let you know.

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Had a dream about this one last week. She performed as promised. She has a very extensive menu, reasonably priced, and is willing to please. She's not the best looking girl in the world though. If you like thin and ebony, give her a try. BTW...she use to advertise on BP. She said someone had her blocked.

[QUOTE=RebelYell84;2056142]Thanks was going to be in city this week and actually planned on calling her. Appreciate the warning![/QUOTE]No problem brother. I felt very robbed of point nine oh, so it really feels good in way to deprive her of your potential business, so thank YOU sir.

[QUOTE=Langley08;2056125]Hey anyone had a dream of Josie 40 something in west burbs? I love to try a mature lady so give me heads up if it's worth my time thanks.[/QUOTE]A link would help but anyway. If its the one in Aurora, see used to go by Courtney. I think she is a total rush. She is a one popper so if you do go, only take the HH. There is better out there.

Thanks man. She has been on my radar for a while. Saved me the hassle. She also has mixed reviews on the other board.

[QUOTE=Tupac82;2055724]After a horrible night only getting to second base with a girl, and her friends being aaaabsolute bi*es to me I wanted to forget about that stress and get with a thick girl I've seen ads about, so I had a dream.
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Anyway, prickly legs with VISIBLE hair, attitude completely, clock watcher, my pen15 smelled horrible when I got home and showered right away, and if NONE of that deters you, she has a pimp. STAY AWAY FROM STAR. Out of 5 stars, she gets 1 star because her body isn't that bad. But NOT worth your time fellas.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/thck-n-the-hpamzng-sx-trcks100-r-24/20466029[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jadedone;2056771]Thanks man. She has been on my radar for a while. Saved me the hassle. She also has mixed reviews on the other board.[/QUOTE]Yeah I read those reviews and decided to take the plunge because of the somewhat positive reviews I saw. I really wanted to leave when she opened the door. Considering that I know now that she has a pimp, I wonder how that wouldve worked out. Do those guys come after you if you dip out after taking one look at her? Anyone know?

BTW, glad I could deprive her of more business as I'm extremely pissed off losing all that money for a way below average experience.

Dreamt about this one. Had a nice time. Pics are accurate. Nice girl. Good skills. Would recommend. Stay safe.

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Looks nice. What was the damage?

[QUOTE=Vern2020;2057353]Dreamt about this one. Had a nice time. Pics are accurate. Nice girl. Good skills. Would recommend. Stay safe.

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Had a dream that started over 2 yrs ago. Italian super cute face nice student. Stated one night thru emails. Then woke suddenly. Recurring dream made me take the plunge. Great BBBJ w swal0 if she likes you. That may be one of the reasons I keep having dream. Usually happens at about 1:50 am. Pm me for details.

[QUOTE=TheHunk;2057586]Looks nice. What was the damage?[/QUOTE]200 hh, 300 hr.

Anyone seen her of late? Had some good reviews on the other site, just figured I'd ask. I'm up that way frequently so spending an extra 75 minutes is quite easy. :).

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