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[QUOTE=JuanJohn;2610398]Got jerked around by Cali (pun intended.) Negotiated HHR for $, and she was pretty responsive with texts initially. Told me a general location where to go; however, received radio silence once I got there. Texted a couple times and even called once (her ad says text only) but was directly forwarded to VM. Wasted an hour of my time. Wish I saw Reaper's post before I began my dream. Probably would've still attempted either way though.

Thankfully the general location wasn't too far off from Riley and she was down to meet in short notice. Received my best session from her so far! Generally don't get PE and this was totally the case for Riley. Got my usual HHR and I'm usually out the door within 30-40 minutes max, but it just happened to be one of those nights junior had the power of the energizer bunny. Was there for a little over an HR but she didn't rush me at all. Even let me wash up and everything like usual. She didn't say anything about it but I told her I'd get her back next time (which I really will.) Moreover, the least I could also do was write this to entice a few members to see her who haven't yet. I think I got a hint of her protection again but not certain. I've never been bothered though so I really doubt its anything to worry about (it's only smart for these girls to be safe.).

Got a response from Cali the next day. No explanation or anything. Just that she will "be available today after 6. " Along with the same exact pic message she sent me last time. Maybe one of you will be more lucky than me, but YMMV.

Cali ad: [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/available-right-now-brand-new-to-the-game-text-me-727-315-3181/16728036[/URL].

Riley ad: [URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/riley-100hhr-incall-only/16823704[/URL].

That sucks UncleJohns! She's done that to me once before. Had everything set up and she had to cancel last minute. Do give her a second chance! She's definitely worth it IMHO. If you do I hope she lives up to my hype for you!

SS,

JJ.[/QUOTE]Riley's another one I haven't seen yet. I have read allot of reviews about her. She is def on the to do list.

Aubrey, who was very well reviewed here for like last 2 years, but seems to retired or disappeared earlier this year seems to have returned, but is working at that rip off place that uses mostly fake pictures up in Palm Harbor.

Anyone know the score?

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[QUOTE=DrPotato;2610680]Aubrey, who was very well reviewed here for like last 2 years, but seems to retired or disappeared earlier this year seems to have returned, but is working at that rip off place that uses mostly fake pictures up in Palm Harbor.

Anyone know the score?

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/heavenly-massage-aromatherapy-spa-the-best/16809001[/URL][/QUOTE]Wondered what happened to her. I was going to see her years back but she started posting up current pics and she was much larger than the previous postings. She did hold it well, and I seem to recall from some reviews at the time she was a class act.

[QUOTE=UncleJohns;2610647]Riley's another one I haven't seen yet. I have read allot of reviews about her. She is def on the to do list.[/QUOTE]You should move her up the list. Def a must see.

Which one of you created the fake Facebook profile for this chick? Haha. Work is listed as call girl on backpage and Pinellas county jail!

Wasn't there recent rip off reports on her?

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[QUOTE=Ajdal;2610568]May I ask what that is? Thanks Ajdal out

.[/QUOTE]PE = Premature Ejaculation. I know I must've annoyed some providers when I go for their QV specials because I'm not often quick.

[QUOTE=JuanJohn;2610398]
Got a response from Cali the next day. No explanation or anything. Just that she will "be available today after 6. " Along with the same exact pic message she sent me last time. Maybe one of you will be more lucky than me, but YMMV.[/QUOTE]So a few hours after I posted this she texted me again apologizing for the delay and said she was available tonight. Didn't have time and told her I couldn't. We exchanged pleasantries and said goodnight to each other. Reaper's post will probably keep me away. If I do I'll let you all know.

[QUOTE=DrPotato;2610734]Which one of you created the fake Facebook profile for this chick? Haha. Work is listed as call girl on backpage and Pinellas county jail!

Wasn't there recent rip off reports on her?

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful/16103812[/URL][/QUOTE]OUCH! Find the rip off report, and that might clue us in. LMAO

[QUOTE=JayTwogo;2609872]Searches pull up a number of Kellys, but links are mostly dead.

I seem to remember some mixed reviews on her but can't tie a review directly to her?

Anyone have first hand knowledge? I love a woman in, or rather out of, uniform!

[URL]http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/727-608-9584/[/URL][/QUOTE]So out of curiosity I contacted Kelly after seeing her information here. I asked if she had any reviews and she said not that she knew of but if she did have one it would be from a guy who tried to offer her half the roses that they had agreed upon. She offers outcall and Incall but I needed Incall. She said she didn't have a room yet but would meet me at a local hotel and get the room at the same time. She showed up and met me for the money for the room and man everyone of those pics she has listed are old and not accurate. She had some kind of bumps on her face underneath her lips and her skin looked really bad. She did a bad job of trying to cover it up with concealer but you could still see it. Her finger nails were long and yellowish and overall dirty. Her arms were bruised and looks like could have a candy problem. Her teeth are bad and that's why I don't think she smiles. I asked her nicely about her pictures and when they were they were taken and she again said recently and some that day. I was totally turned off by her and gave her gas money for her time. She said she was then sketched out and acted as if she wasn't going to take the gas money until she repeated " this is for gas money right" I said yes and had her exit stage right.

I hate when these girls have a false representation online and then seemed shocked when you think with the big head instead of the small head. I left there and went to the famous DD and had a good time. Tried to see another provider but she was only available after 6 pm.

[QUOTE=InsuranceFor;2610919]So out of curiosity I contacted Kelly after seeing her information here. I asked if she had any reviews and she said not that she knew of but if she did have one it would be from a guy who tried to offer her half the roses that they had agreed upon. She offers outcall and Incall but I needed Incall. She said she didn't have a room yet but would meet me at a local hotel and get the room at the same time. She showed up and met me for the money for the room and man everyone of those pics she has listed are old and not accurate. She had some kind of bumps on her face underneath her lips and her skin looked really bad. She did a bad job of trying to cover it up with concealer but you could still see it. Her finger nails were long and yellowish and overall dirty. Her arms were bruised and looks like could have a candy problem. Her teeth are bad and that's why I don't think she smiles. I asked her nicely about her pictures and when they were they were taken and she again said recently and some that day. I was totally turned off by her and gave her gas money for her time. She said she was then sketched out and acted as if she wasn't going to take the gas money until she repeated " this is for gas money right" I said yes and had her exit stage right.

I hate when these girls have a false representation online and then seemed shocked when you think with the big head instead of the small head. I left there and went to the famous DD and had a good time. Tried to see another provider but she was only available after 6 pm.[/QUOTE]Too bad about Kelly, but I'm glad to know before I waste a lot of time.

Jesus H. Titty Fucking Christ, The Thing is posting on backpage. She might replace Clarissa as most likely to make you throw up in your mouth.

She looks like Lawrence Tierney from Reservoir Dogs.

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Speaking of Clarissa, it was driving me crazy but it just hit me. It's Tyrion Lannister!

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all-is-open-with-carissa-and-you-2-girl-special-too/15932523[/URL]

Seemed to be interest in her not long ago, then she left the state. Mixed reviews from what I recall, plus everything covered, means I'll never see her.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/morgan-andgt-25/16815852[/URL]

[QUOTE=DrPotato;2611305]Seemed to be interest in her not long ago, then she left the state. Mixed reviews from what I recall, plus everything covered, means I'll never see her.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/morgan-andgt-25/16815852[/URL][/QUOTE]She's a nice girl but she has GPS to the fullest. I've caught her on some times where she really needed help and she went out of her way to hit me up for money so I was able to secure an hour for. 6 but yea, she's definitely too snoody for my tastes.

[QUOTE=DrPotato;2611284]Speaking of Clarissa, it was driving me crazy but it just hit me. It's Tyrion Lannister!

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/all-is-open-with-carissa-and-you-2-girl-special-too/15932523[/URL][/QUOTE]After looking at her pics Tyrion might be the better choice.

She's also on Seeking Arrangement.

I knew I got the Backpage vibe from her.

[QUOTE=DrPotato;2610680]Aubrey, who was very well reviewed here for like last 2 years, but seems to retired or disappeared earlier this year seems to have returned, but is working at that rip off place that uses mostly fake pictures up in Palm Harbor.

Anyone know the score?

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/heavenly-massage-aromatherapy-spa-the-best/16809001[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SenorBear;2611317]After looking at her pics Tyrion might be the better choice.[/QUOTE]Interesting.

[QUOTE=DrPotato;2611305]Seemed to be interest in her not long ago, then she left the state. Mixed reviews from what I recall, plus everything covered, means I'll never see her.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/morgan-andgt-25/16815852[/URL][/QUOTE]Ditto. I was always drawn to her but pointless if the service isn't what is expected.

[QUOTE=JakeDb;2609438]Traded several texts and agreed to meet at neutral location about an hour and 15 minutes later. Text to let her know I had reached the location on time. Several texts and no response. After 30 minutes text that I was leaving. Got an immediate response that she had ran out of gas and will be home in 30 minutes. I called it a night.[/QUOTE]Yeah. She's getting a rep as a world class flake. I've wanted to see her but it's a bit of a drive for me, and I'm not going to waste the time or gas based on the flake-ass reviews here and on the other USA boards so she's lost the generous dimes I'd have given her.

Her latest ad says:

[I] I am able to arrange reviews from USASG Sr Members and Registered users by PM[/I]

So if any of you senior members are the ones she's referring to for recommendations, you might want to tell her that she's building a reputation alright... as a pariah.