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Pretty much the only way to get banned is to be a douche bag.

Just sayin'.

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Having a hard time finding someone to meet on a regular basis! I'm kinda in no mans land. Does anyone have any info on providers that are or go near the Groveland area? Striking out so far! Thanks.

Is anyone else having problems booking appointments before noon? I have contacted several well reviewed ladies from this site and can't seem to make it work. Any tips or recommendations would be appreciated. Feel free to PM if you'd like.

Thanks, G.

Have other providers seen a drop in calls since the BP change? Just Curious!

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[QUOTE=SGreg1234;2664245]Is anyone else having problems booking appointments before noon? I have contacted several well reviewed ladies from this site and can't seem to make it work. Any tips or recommendations would be appreciated. Feel free to PM if you'd like.

Thanks, G.[/QUOTE]Sweetie morning work great.

Saw her in altamonte. Wanted to see if anyone knows her. Been trying to find her. She said her name was katy with a number 386-XXX-1699.

Are you sure that isn't a guy with some man boobs? Let us know how it goes with that stick shift.

JC

[QUOTE=FunInSun000;2666149]Saw her in altamonte. Wanted to see if anyone knows her. Been trying to find her. She said her name was katy with a number 386-XXX-1699.[/QUOTE].

I'm trying to return your PM but you have exceeded your storage. Please clean out some of your messages and I will try to again when you post a reply letting me know when you have done so. Thanks.

Xo Lacey.

[QUOTE=SouthernCharm2;2664534]Sweetie mornings work great.[/QUOTE]SouthernCharm2 has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.

[QUOTE=FunInSun000;2666149]Saw her in altamonte. Wanted to see if anyone knows her. Been trying to find her. She said her name was katy with a number 386-XXX-1699.[/QUOTE]I've done a few mopeds, but jesus christ how do you admit to doing that? What's worse is you're trying to find it again.

UGH.

[QUOTE=SGreg1234;2666691]SouthernCharm2 has exceeded their stored private messages quota and cannot accept further messages until they clear some space.[/QUOTE]Hey sweetie, sorry I have cleared inbox. Looking forward to meeting you.

[QUOTE=Katsumoto;2667890]I've done a few mopeds, but jesus christ how do you admit to doing that? What's worse is you're trying to find it again.

UGH.[/QUOTE]LOL, had to look it up, thanks for the education:

Moped.

A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.

She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.

I will be staying at a airport hotel looking for an Asian lady to come to my hotel any suggestions.

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With the new site, I can't tell if the ad is current or simply a recurring ad, whose time has not run out.

Does anyone know if she is still on vacation with her uncle or if she is back at work. Also thought it could just be her uncle trolling for mongers. PM me if you prefer.

So, I don't really know where to put this story, as it takes place in a strip club out of the Orlando market. But, I think it's worth relaying to my monger brethren and our fine providers as it's a funny example of how not being a giant the*ck to providers and treating them with a little respect can be a real good thing all around.

So, I was in Tampa this week for business. The clients I have there, they are some fun guys. We've developed a little tradition wherein we head to Scarlett's Ybor Strip over there to have some down time and finish out the day once our meetings are done.

Now, I had never been to this club up until a few months ago. I can report to the Orlando crew that it's a decent little place. They charge a cover to get in. But, there's a good variety of ladies and they are all mostly hot. I'd say on the 6-8 scale. And, most of the girls are down to provide plenty in the way of extras for a reasonable donation. They have a couple of options for private time with those girls. They charge like 200 for a half hour to go back into the "super private" room. I've never done that, but the friends I have say that pretty much gets you the whole FS menu.

I've preferred to spend some time in their private booths that run for 20 dollars per song. In the past, I've found that 80-100 coins will get you want you want in the oral exam department. At least, that's the dream I had. For the quality of the girl. It's not a bad value.

On this particular occasion, I was getting chatted up by a hot little brunette. She was somewhere in her 30's but her body was just ridiculous. Muscular flat stomach with some perky see cups and huge, suckable nips. She was sitting on my lap for a few minutes and I could tell she was pretty f*cked up on something. She was slurring her words just a bit, and seemed super energetic. But, I didn't think she was that wrecked.

She offered to take care of me in the booth and I couldn't resist. When we got back there, that's when I really noticed how f*cked up she was. She could hardly walk. She was having trouble standing. I don't know what she was on, but it had absolutely kicked in. I sat down while she was taking her top and bottoms off. As she did that, she was holding her little purse. She accidentally opened it and what looked like a couple hundred dollars came spilling out. She was so messed up she did not realize this at all. She just proceeds to stick her face in my lap.

For just a moment, the little devil on my shoulder said to me - "damn, Alligator, you could get this girl to blow you and take all her money, and there is no way she would even notice. ".

My better angels were in full effect. I stopped her before my pants got opened up. I told her to look at her purse and the money on the ground. I really don't think she even registered that all her cash was strewn all over the place. I told her it was probably not a good idea to continue. You'd expect a pro to be mad after you'd cut a deal. Again, not even sure this registered with her. I picked up her money, and put it in her purse.

I peeked out of the booth and waved to another girl to come over. I told her this young lady looked pretty f'd up and that she probably needed to not be working right now. The girl (I assume one who she was friendly with said thanks) and helped her walk "into the back. ".

I thought nothing of it after that. And proceeded to have fun with my clients and a few of the other girls for the next couple of hours.

Well, right about the time I was about to leave, the girl comes back out. She's totally different. Totally sobered up. I thought, oh god, this girl is going to give me sh*t.

That's not what happened. She said her friend relayed that I had helped her out. She said she wanted to come out and let me know how much she appreciated it. And, she said she was going to take me back and show me how much she appreciated it.

I told her I had already spent my budget -- and I needed to leave. I told her it really was no big deal, she did not need to thank me or do anything else.

She said. This was on her, it was her treat. And she wasn't going to take no for an answer. She looked at the three friends / clients I was with and said - "I am going to suck this guy's c*ck like my life depends on it. " She pulled her panties to the side to show off her landing strip and said, "I'm going to let him put whatever he wants inside this p*ssy. ".

Well, hell, I thought, who am I to say no to that.

So, went back to the room with her and got the most enthusiastic, sloppy, dirty-talking flute lesson you can imagine. Along with a few other things.

Moral of the story. Providers are people too. And it pays to be a nice guy to these ladies.