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[QUOTE=MassageFreak;2009044]When I went there the blonde wasn't around. I seen the dark haired sweathog. The massage was just ok but then she stripped and holy hell I almost puked. It's a shame a lady with a decent personality looks like she had been put through a wood chipper. He stomach looked like a burlap bag full of bricks. I haven't repeated and will not. MF.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen these ladies, but I suspect your observations are pretty much 100% accurate? What I don't understand, is why you couldn't deduce this from the photos alone? What did you see in the photos that wasn't apparent once you saw her in person? Why would anyone post what looks like a mugshot, in an ad to attract business, unless that's the best they've got? IMO, I wouldn't do that for free.

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-in-an-let-us-warm-you-up-27/17076750[/URL]

[QUOTE=DavidNgrk;2009309]Sounds like the same place I saw her about a year ago. Big house in Norwood area. There was another older female there when I arrived and she wasn't bad looking herself. I was a little disappointed when I saw Callie as she was very very thin and her face looked a little emaciated. Has she put on weight?[/QUOTE]I just met her, but she's slender built. I guess you can say a spinner with a 'little' meat on her. I was happy.

[QUOTE=Josh88;2010012]I haven't seen these ladies, but I suspect your observations are pretty much 100% accurate? What I don't understand, is why you couldn't deduce this from the photos alone? What did you see in the photos that wasn't apparent once you saw her in person? Why would anyone post what looks like a mugshot, in an ad to attract business, unless that's the best they've got? IMO, I wouldn't do that for free.

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-in-an-let-us-warm-you-up-27/17076750[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't know what to say except maybe he was lucky he did not get shot. That Rick Dyer guy says he shot Bigfoot and wants to shoot another. That one has to be Bigfoot's sister! Maybe wear hunter orange for safety next time you go there.

Hendo.

[QUOTE=VMaxed;2009865]I'm looking for intel on Carmen? Lives in Cov off 12th street. 23 yr old brn hr thin spinner! Was texting back and forth but had sense something was out of place. She was avoiding the simple questions - ie what time, addrs, location instead the questions were asked back to me- what are you driving, what I look like, race, and where I should park- just a flag came for me. I want to be careful Ya just never know. Iv seem her BP ad for awhile now but can't find any intel at all.

I have a fav to pass along if intel pans out.

V[/QUOTE]From Josh88.

Carmen.

I generally believe in the saying "Brevity is the soul of wit", and that is why I usually keep my comments brief. Just like an email, who's reads it beyond one paragraph? I try to be realistic when it comes to rating a provider's looks. I rate them on an everyday scale, as if you were to encounter them in a bar or restaurant. Therefore, I honestly, in all my long mongering days, have maybe experienced one 9. There are well reviewed local providers in the area who I think are exceptional, and concurs with other reviews, and there are those locals, who I can't relate to at all, and don't understand what all the fuss is about? However, I always welcome critical analysis on my choices to keep me on the right tract. Therefore, if someone wants to slap me upside the head for thinking a particular provider is "really hot" or "Beautiful" I welcome the criticism. I have been criticized in the past for making objective comments about certain ladies. So take my following comments with that spirit in mind. I rate looks based on an everyday level, not what you may find in our warped, monger world. A 5 is doable to me, a 6 could be a regular, a 7 is a rare find. I would have to giver her a 5. I had great expectations about Carmen. Her pics, as you can see, show little flaws. I saw no baby damage, and she seems to have decent muscle tone. If I am missing something, please tell me. As I said, I welcome the criticism. Here's the brevity part of my dream. The locale was in a low end house, apartment in the NKY area. She is definitely the girl in the photos. Could be pre-child birth photos though? Body shows definite baby damage. Not tight at all. I was not interested in FS, so I opted for a BBBJ / wCIM. Nice girl, performance is acceptable. I was expecting something better looking. Price is right at .70.

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/Femal...se-25/16959735[/URL]

[QUOTE=HendoKy;2010276]I don't know what to say except maybe he was lucky he did not get shot. That Rick Dyer guy says he shot Bigfoot and wants to shoot another. That one has to be Bigfoot's sister! Maybe wear hunter orange for safety next time you go there.

Hendo.[/QUOTE]No doubt. That thing is a beast...

[QUOTE=MassageFreak;2009044]When I went there the blonde wasn't around. I seen the dark haired sweathog. The massage was just ok but then she stripped and holy hell I almost puked. It's a shame a lady with a decent personality looks like she had been put through a wood chipper. He stomach looked like a burlap bag full of bricks. I haven't repeated and will not. MF.[/QUOTE]

That statement trumps my reference to some of mine from years ago. One had socks of gravel called breasts. The other had a body that was the same as wet clumps of grass in a trash bag. These are moments that cannot be erased, using the top head now for protection instead of lower to prevent a repeat.

[QUOTE=Bucks9297;2009846]Judging from ad / pics I'm surprised anyone goes to see them![/QUOTE]There's another duo in a different part of dreamland that's cheaper, a little better looking. One is new to the scene. BBBJ from each, the conversation they was having during the moment was hilarious. All in all they were decent, SBM from both was good, 7. One is pregnant, soon to be lactating. Actually know two that are in that same situation with baby bumps. Tightens the hatch.

I will be repeating as the personalities and dim lighting works wonders.

Hi guys. I'm visiting from Indy and saw Natti's ad. Can someone pm me her typical rates? Much appreciated.

I have a couple of ladies lined up already. I'll post some reviews after I see them.

[QUOTE=TheGoodSh;2009443]Over the course of 2013, I saw 23 different providers off of BP. I TOFTT on about 50% of those. Here is what my experience was:
[LIST]Number without any reviews (straight up TOFFT): 12/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers I would recommend (possibly with specific caveats: such as "she's a nut job" or "only see her if you like CBJ"): 14/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers I actually repeated with: 5/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers I repeated with, but which I sorta regret: 3/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers who provided "GFE": 16/23[/LIST][LIST]Provider who provided GFE, but only did CBJ: 3/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers who tried to upsell, or otherwise alter rates considerably: 6/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers who were good, but upsold: 3/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers without reviews who appeared TGTBT, but were legit: 3/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers who used fake photos: 4/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers who used fake photos, but were still worth seeing: 0/23[/LIST][LIST]Providers who lied about their age by a lot: 1/23[/LIST][LIST]Truly independent providers: 19+/23[/LIST][LIST]LE stings encountered: 0[/LIST][LIST]Providers (all) who I've been with, who've had LEO trouble at some point (AFAIK): 3/40+[/LIST][LIST]Mugged or threatened: 0[/LIST][LIST]Number of diseases/adverse affects (not counting lost $$/time): 0 (yes, I've been tested for everything, and more just once).[/LIST]
Keep in mind that I always do my research. Even if a girl doesn't have reviews, you can put some things together and figure out she's legit. I've called / texted a lot more TOFFT girls than I've seen. If I get a vibe from them which seems off, I'll avoid (though not always). I'm not just completely rolling the dice.

Now, I've had bad experiences. I've had unknowns disappoint me and demonstrate why they move around so much. I've had well reviewed providers who were a huge waste of time. I've even had decent times with girls I wouldn't ever repeat with, but which I am sure some guys would find just right.

I don't always report on them. I sometimes post about them on the oThER site, but not also here (the a strong benefit of also using the oThER site is that it is indexed by google, so when you search for a number, if there's a review on the oThER site (why can't I just write the actual name: TER?) it will show up. My username is the same here, and on the oThER site, and on aNotheR site. I typically will write a review if the girl has none, or if she has plenty, but my experience was notable (better or worse than average). Sometimes I just can't be bothered. But typically if I think it is important for people to know about something, I write a review.

I know that LEO is a threat, but I think you'd have to be careless to get caught by them. I've never read anyone's first hand account of it. Aside from rumors, I've also never heard about diseases. To me, LEO is easy to avoid. Even if they are actually trying to sting you, just don't do anything stupid / panic. Diseases are much more of a concern, because you're taking some kind of risk by doing just about anything (kissing, DATY, BBBJ) even a condom won't protect you from crabs, herpes, etc...

But, I don't know if people wouldn't come forward about these things, either.[/QUOTE]So, can you suggest someone off of Backpage that would be less likely to have a disease or any Uncle LEOs lurking around.? Those are the primary things that I would want to know before whipping out my dock our my wallet. I think most mongers would agree. I think.

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/dont-miss-out-new-exotic-mixed-middle-eastern-beauty-21/17130135[/URL]

Called up for a few more details. She didn't want to give too much over the phone, but let me know that she gives an erotic / sensual massage with a happy ending, and she will be naked for it.

She was hesitant about coming to my location, and I don't have time to get down to see her (Erlanger) tonight, so I wasn't able to get it closed out on a TOFTT for tonight.

Will be looking to see her on Wednesday of this week possibly if things work out.

If anyone sees her before, please report. She looks great, pics don't come back on image search, phone number comes up clear on a google search.

Just wanted to give what info I had to anyone else who saw that ad and was interested.

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-ll-make-your-fantasies-a-reality-guaranteed-new-incall-nky-31/9284948[/URL]

I have seen several of the ladies form backpage that I have not reported about, thought I would report on some that I feel are under valued. One of the ones at the top of my list is Candi, she is early 30's with what I consider the perfect body for a grown woman, pics are vrey accurate, and the service was nothing less than exceptional. I do not normally repeat with anyone but she was and is worth the repetition, last time I saw her she was in NKY. I always do the hour at 1.4 I realize this is a little high for some but she is in my opinion one of the highest quality ladies this town has.

[QUOTE=Jcat69;2010533]Hi guys. I'm visiting from Indy and saw Natti's ad. Can someone pm me her typical rates? Much appreciated.

I have a couple of ladies lined up already. I'll post some reviews after I see them.[/QUOTE]I saw Natti recently for HHR, and it was $75. Can't remember what a full HR was. The HHR was great, BBBJCIM. You will enjoy your time with her. She is very sweet, very cute, and very skilled!

[URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lovely-curvy-brunette-new-in-and-out-call-specials-call-now-23/16848094[/URL]

IO saw Maria around Christmas and to be honest she was a girl that I felt could not be missed, as many of you I swear I will stop once I meet the right girl, and I thought Maria was that girl, I love the face more than the body but sadly she had neither, maybe I expected to much but she simply was not like any provider I had ever met, she offered nothing, it was entirely up to the customer to decide what would happen. Maybe if I was that customer I would haave been happy? To date it was the worst expreience of my backpage life.

[QUOTE=Chero;2011063][URL]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-ll-make-your-fantasies-a-reality-guaranteed-new-incall-nky-31/9284948[/URL]

I have seen several of the ladies form backpage that I have not reported about, thought I would report on some that I feel are under valued. One of the ones at the top of my list is Candi, she is early 30's with what I consider the perfect body for a grown woman, pics are vrey accurate, and the service was nothing less than exceptional. I do not normally repeat with anyone but she was and is worth the repetition, last time I saw her she was in NKY. I always do the hour at 1.4 I realize this is a little high for some but she is in my opinion one of the highest quality ladies this town has.[/QUOTE]"Crappy dance, up sale to more services which will not happen.", is the standard post that creditable, vetted seniors or trusted reviewers have given to Candi. There has not been a good review, or a review that stated that Candi actually provided services on this forum. Candi posts on BP, came here from the Carolina's, went away to have a baby for a while, allegedly, and is now back on BP with the same BS upscale of promised services that do not happen.

"...service was nothing less than exceptional.", yep, you are the 1st ever to report this, EVER! Right to EXCEPTIONAL from scammer? Not so much."...in my opinion one of the highest quality ladies this town has.", You do not get out much Chero, and I have to say you are digging you a hole here. "I always do the hour at 1.4 I realize this is a little high.", high unless you like a bad dance from the provider in the pic with upscale that does not happen.

I call BS!

Hendo.

[QUOTE=HendoKy;2011333]"Crappy dance, up sale to more services which will not happen.", is the standard post that creditable, vetted seniors or trusted reviewers have given to Candi. There has not been a good review, or a review that stated that Candi actually provided services on this forum. Candi posts on BP, came here from the Carolina's, went away to have a baby for a while, allegedly, and is now back on BP with the same BS upscale of promised services that do not happen.

"...service was nothing less than exceptional.", yep, you are the 1st ever to report this, EVER! Right to EXCEPTIONAL from scammer? Not so much."...in my opinion one of the highest quality ladies this town has.", You do not get out much Chero, and I have to say you are digging you a hole here. "I always do the hour at 1.4 I realize this is a little high.", high unless you like a bad dance from the provider in the pic with upscale that does not happen.

I call BS!

Hendo.[/QUOTE]LOL, why so much anger? I an sorry that you had a bad experience, but as we all know YMMV, and I had a great time.