The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=SlimShady96;3006167]This thread has spiraled out of control. My 2 cents is I only personally know (the other by phone is coming later) one provider mentioned and that is Ashley Monroe. In my experiences with her she is a no BS and when I arrive she says come on in and is waiting at the door or outside to greet me. She is a cute, nice boobies and ass (it just doesn't work with candy) hot ****, dirty talking provider with stuff like "F me harder, you came for some pussy right, it's wet now so hit it, get it deep in there" and will make any man blow a gasket in minutes. Regardless. I really don't understand or just can't comprehend how Chris5 can slam her when he constantly deals with streetwalkers that have sores on their face and has the nerve to come on here and say Ashley is a junkie, I got to call a spade a spade and that's just twisted wishful thinking Chris5, and you and Miss Moron seem to be buddies and you say you met up but didn't trade coins for pussy and she says she doesn't know you from Mercedes hotel cat, WTF bro? You preach keep the ho down and only offer $5, what kind of ass are you?

On to the ghetto drama queen that I thought I would enjoy some greek with. She's just a bad business manager of herself and here is why I think so. First contacted her around Dec. Last year, gave her my handle, gave her a few references, she comes back with " I looked at your post and you have only seen AMPs, I'm like WTF I've never been to any parlor in my life and damn sure didn't post on one. She comes back an hour later (all via text) "oh I had the wrong guy, but anyhow my in call is not available now and I'm going out of town". So needless to say I forget about that.

Seven months later I have the itch and have been seeing some reviews and her USA ads where her ass is altogether under $150, I'm thinking to myself it's on the focket list so this is game on. I contact her and she starts all over with me about somehow I am not a nice guy now, hummm WTF? I do post a bunch but they are mostly about fake pics and crap service because I like to TOFTT and the same ones that piss me off keep popping up. I'm thinking to myself I remember when Nova (a BP girl) had a monger say in a post that her teeth were jacked and I replied "yo dude that was harsh" and The lovely Farrah (with fixed boobs now) commented to me face to face before our session how nice she thought that was, even though A2 scolded me and deleted it after it was up a few days. Thats another story for another day. So Miss Moron is screening me and I adore that because it gives the provider some creds IMO and comes back with yes they say you are a nice guy so it's on if you like. While reading this I smile and I'm thinking she is out at UCF like the ad says, so I tell her I am out west in Winderland so it's going to be about 45 or so but I have already taken my playtime shower and I am leaving now. She say hold up Slim, I'm at the FL Mall, in my happy mind I am thinking Millenia Mall, cool, then I read it again and I'm like hold p girl, Slim don't play at notels until after dark. Match, fire, Dyno MIGHT! Miss Moron went bat shit crazy on me, calling names and said " go F Paige in her trashy ass apt. Umm where the F did that come from, I've never seen Paige, So I apologized and said sorry but. And here she goes off again and starts saying Paige is Ugly and she ends up calling me a raciest and just a bunch of drama when all I wanted to do was peg some ass. WTF people can we not just get along and F for coins and be happy? Third world problems. Peace SS96 out.[/QUOTE]First off, You're a fucking pussy ass crying beitch! WTF do you think you are talking to me like that OLD man! LOL!! I don't think you comprehend that I am by far the most respected monger on this entire site! Not just Orlando asshole! My posts on any thread are the most read on this board. You seek acceptance obviously here in the RAT TRAP, so what better way to gain new friends with mongers and provider's by trying to slam me. REALLY old man? That's all you got.

I will let you have your 5 minutes of RAT TRAP fame by me giving you're sorry old ass a response post. Now be a fucking man and admit the following, did you or did you not message me whining and complaining that baby Jamie ripped your old retarded ass off and you were pissed and you seeked my advice. #2, you messaged me yet AGAIN, telling me you had picked up Ashley Bella saint and while she had a nice ass, she had a bunch of pores and sores all over her face and mouth! Yet you still let her SUCK your old dick!! Be a man and admit the truth! You also told me that you do not post in my street walker thread because you fear that reputable provider's won't see you if you dated street walkers, am I lying slim?

Well slim guess what asshole, every provider that posts on this board will now know that SlimShady does indeed date street walkers!! Baby Jamie is a street walker, Ashley Bella saint is a well known street walker and who knows how many other street walkers you let suck your dick raw dude. You fucked up with me slim! I don't think you and a lot of people on here truly realize just how MANY people read my posts here in the Orlando RAT TRAP! Mongers AND provider's from all over this country follow my posts! My word's mean something slim. Now the majority of people that do follow my posts I truly do believe, they hate my fucking guts by I'm ok with that! LOL!! I'm REAL, you're FAKE slim! Now everyone will know the secret you didn't want out, which is that you do let dirty smelly street walkers SUCK your dick raw!

To answer your question about Monica meeting me in person, why do I need to lie about that? I NEVER said we did a date, Monica did indeed reach out to me after I posted many posts saying that she looked like a MAN!! Monica in my opinion wanted to show me she was not a man. She can deny she ever met me all she wants, I don't care! She drives a black camaro which smelled like smoke, we met at 1 am on Paradise Trail. I sat in her car, drug deals were going down right next to us, she had a short dress on and she lifted it up and showed me her pussy! Maybe she thinks that by me telling people I met her that might hurt her business? Due to the fact so many people hate me? I still say I should've have took advantage of her that night and fucked that sweet looking pussy! Oh well.

So slim fuck you and the next time you hit up my territory which is the trail, pick up a girl with no scabs on her face and lips, keep your CASH put away you dumb motherfucker! I'm now glad baby Jamie robbed your old dumb ass, I would of took you cash too old MAN! Ashley Monroe is indeed a junkie and a crack head!!

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;3005734]You the one honey you almost got me throw in jail for the pills you had me bring you! Now swags and Chris was right about the sniffin pills thing but everything else they are wrong on! And girl please you try and flip shit so much it's pathetic!! Paige you are bbh I seen you log into your computer under his account![/QUOTE]I'm always right!! I'm RARELY wrong! Paige has ALWAYS been a pill head. My advice is to stay away from Paige and her pills, If you would've gotten busted with those pills, that's a trafficking charge, multiple felonies!! Let Paige handle her own pills sugar.

[QUOTE=Camera3;3006082]My handle here and on a few other sites is Camera3. Many around know the story of why I use that handle. But profile? I don't think we guys have profiles. Now, there is a certain hookup site that I frequent and I do have a profile over there, but under a different handle.

Sorry, but you don't know shit about relationships that I have. It is no secret that Paige and I know each other outside the hobby and that we also enjoy the same restaurant and have lunch together from time to time. But am I a minion? Nope.

I don't think there is anyone who believes anything Chris5 writes. I put him on "ignore" the third time I discovered him writing a review of a lady he had not seen. That kinda blows the whole trust thing. Now that I have leaned he has a couple of handicaps, I understand far more. I imagine he got picked on in school for those handicaps. Certainly the lisp had to be hard to live with but the micro-penis syndrome had to make the boys locker room a horrible experience.

My, didn't you turn ghetto all of tthe sudden.

Hey, I will be one to grant that Chris knows HoBT and there are four or five guys that will hang on his every word. It takes a special guy to only fuck streetwalkers and think they are model material. The word "delusional " comes to mind.

But what's your anger all about? I have read your reviews. You do OK.

C3.[/QUOTE]Ghetto far from that I don't like flaw fake shit at all that's it! I'm very quiet and content stay to myself have been for years!

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;3006107]I don't believe it will even get out of first gear!! But IF it does I have no worries because my daddy taught me how to drive a stick without grinding the gears. So I'm ready to pop my clutch!

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]Well as I stated the orignally Std statement came from Paige out of here mouth how else would I know about any of that?

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;3006252]I think it could be a fairly safe bet that Chris and monica have been in cahoots together from the beginning.

Monica do. If she did would have told all.

I don't appreciate all the accusations you are throwing around here. The more you the more people are stepping forward and talking about your bad business model and nasty attitude publically. You are digging a deeper and deeper hole.

Monica cupcake, Everybody can't be lying and there's no way Paige or any one single member could manipulate so many people. You and chris are giving her way too credit, like she's the next David koresh brainwashing the whole entire usasg board. Come on give it up.

I can bet my left leg with all certainty that Paige did not log into my account and write that review with you sitting there. You my dear little chocolate creamy cupcake were not present while I wrote that review. You were present tho while I was fucking you and you was riding my dick.

I believe Chris and monica have been working together. He's probably her management. Why else would you be working out of hotels on obt?

Bbh 💂.[/QUOTE]For one Paige this is you! For two I never knew Chris, never met him a day in my life! Wanted to tonight but I just finish my last appointment at 2 am! I think you need to slow down on sniffing them pills, it has made you become a snake! I have no reason to lie about nothing, at the end of the day you will be exposed for the fake shit! You have no fuckn clue what you talking about! You get high and try and twist shit to make your self look good, sorry baby girl it's not working! As for my nasty attitude quit having fake clients set fake appointments! I wouldn't get no attitude you did that three times I think! Sad you have too much time on your hands! You're not perfect you try and make yourself look perfect when you are not! BTW you the one that have a live in boyfriend remember you made me wait outside couple times until he left! So stop with the lies!

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;3006457]Well as I stated the orignally Std statement came from Paige out of here mouth how else would I know about any of that?[/QUOTE]Let's see. Happyinflorida lives in Ovideo and I have booked many girls for him to enjoy. Hell I've even seen him a time or two. If you knew anything about the way I love to play then you would know the only thing that could contract an STD in that dream would be my beautiful pink * Even that was wrapped up! I don't know about you but ANY good provider that cares about herself as well as her "Friends" goes to these people called "Doctors" EVERY 3 months to have a full panel run. Sugar "Susie" has never been sick a day in her life and by the grace of God and some good common sense she will never be.

So honey [RED]YOU and PAIGE[/RED] need not to ever sit and let Mystical be the topic of your conversations. Because that will get you no where but somewhere neither one of you would like to be. Take it however you like because personally I don't give a shit.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play [RED]Safe[/RED] BUT Always Play HARD.

Say "Hello" to Susie.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;3006902]Monica last time I will address you.

I never ever once said anything about mystikal having an std. Quit with all the he say she say. Quit bringing my friends and colleagues into it. Very immature. We could end this real quick with a face to face meeting with all of us. I mean real fukkin quick.

Trash talk me all you want if you need to. Idc but leave other people out of this.

BTW you keep mentioning hif and people burning. If you could read and comprehend a few weeks ago all that came out. That issue what was said was between him and I only. We spoke and cleared that up. Both publically posting that it was a misunderstanding and apologized. Why are you still talking about it? Adding your little two cents worth to it? And mentioning people that have nothing to do with it?

I will not stoop to your level and your personal life out there as you have tried with mine. You have slung alot of mud and allegations around.

I will be the bigger person act lady like and watch from the sidelines. I do not have to defend myself from pointless drama. Since you starting running your dick beaters, 2 mongers publically called you out on issues they had with you. And you got a review saying you were a bit tipsy. You thanked that man for the review after saying you were tipsy and had eaten too much. So was that review fake too? You are doing a fine job at making yourself a superstar.

I almost stooped to your level and was going to put you on blast but I asked the admin to delete the post. I am a lady and will act as such.

Xoxo.

Paige.[/QUOTE]Paige you still lieing! You not even worth my time trust me! You a lier and you been exposed and will continue to be exposed!

[QUOTE=Mystical0945;3006669]Let's see. Happyinflorida lives in Ovideo and I have booked many girls for him to enjoy. Hell I've even seen him a time or two. If you knew anything about the way I love to play then you would know the only thing that could contract an STD in that dream would be my beautiful pink * Even that was wrapped up! I don't know about you but ANY good provider that cares about herself as well as her "Friends" goes to these people called "Doctors" EVERY 3 months to have a full panel run. Sugar "Susie" has never been sick a day in her life and by the grace of God and some good common sense she will never be.

So honey [RED]YOU and PAIGE[/RED] need not to ever sit and let Mystical be the topic of your conversations. Because that will get you no where but somewhere neither one of you would like to be. Take it however you like because personally I don't give a shit.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play [RED]Safe[/RED] BUT Always Play HARD.

Say "Hello" to Susie.[/QUOTE]I never had a issue with you Ashley and yes indeed she said that! How else would I know!

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;3006668] BTW you the one that have a live in boyfriend remember you made me wait outside couple times until he left! So stop with the lies![/QUOTE]Paige and a live-in boyfriend?

Nope. Not possible for so many reasons.

I am going to give you a piece of advice, even though I am sure you won't listen. At some point you need to just call it quits on this fight thread before you convince all of us to not do business with you

That would be Chris5, BishopBlackHat, Mystical, Paige and even Savanna. Shit, girl, no one can get that group to agree on anything, yet, here you go, you got 'em all thinking you are bat shit crazy.

C3.

[QUOTE=Camera3;3007162]Paige and a live-in boyfriend?

Nope. Not possible for so many reasons.

I am going to give you a piece of advice, even though I am sure you won't listen. At some point you need to just call it quits on this fight thread before you convince all of us to not do business with you

That would be Chris5, BishopBlackHat, Mystical, Paige and even Savanna. Shit, girl, no one can get that group to agree on anything, yet, here you go, you got 'em all thinking you are bat shit crazy.

C3.[/QUOTE]I will not respond to no racist person so carry on!

Ask about the necklace she just brought for him with why'all money! Sugar mama!

[BLUE]You guys are losing the plot again. I'm giving everybody a time out.

I'll open it back up tomorrow or the next day.

Take this shit to other threads at your peril.

A2[/BLUE]