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[QUOTE=CooterHawk69;6939905]Hey all, well I finally managed to meet up with the Unicorn of Canton. Brittany. WOW! I don't know how anyone could be a hater after the afternoon I had with her. I've read terrible things which I can honestly say they are no where near the truth. She's beautiful. I don't know what some people consider a butterface but that's a bold face lie. She's an all around awesome person and a sweetheart to boot. Her body is amazing. She's 5'8" and not an ounce of fat on her. She's tone and tan and curves in all the right places. She's has the perkiest titties with caramel nipples. Yummy. Her kitty is in my option is purrrfect. It's so tight I had a hard time achieving entry. Need to get more Astroglide for our next visit. Her oral skills are unmatched. She is only 1 of 5 that has been able to get me off with her mouth. And for the record. She did rather easily. I'm already planning a return visit next week. Anyone that hasn't had the pleasure of her company is missing out on a wonderful provider. Feel free to I'm me for her contact info if you want the real deal. I've tried to upload photos but it keeps saying "upload failed".[/QUOTE]Remember that she is a thief. Hopefully when the tine comes for her court appearance for her drug sales she'll end up getting some time to think about how bad she really is. She came to my house for an outcall and requested 250 which was the agreed upon donation. After b / sing for a bit she said she had to go out to her car. Lo and behold she left and I never heard from her again.

[QUOTE=CooterHawk69;6939905]Hey all, well I finally managed to meet up with the Unicorn of Canton. Brittany. WOW! I don't know how anyone could be a hater after the afternoon I had with her. I've read terrible things which I can honestly say they are no where near the truth. She's beautiful. I don't know what some people consider a butterface but that's a bold face lie. She's an all around awesome person and a sweetheart to boot. Her body is amazing. She's 5'8" and not an ounce of fat on her. She's tone and tan and curves in all the right places. She's has the perkiest titties with caramel nipples. Yummy. Her kitty is in my option is purrrfect. It's so tight I had a hard time achieving entry. Need to get more Astroglide for our next visit. Her oral skills are unmatched. She is only 1 of 5 that has been able to get me off with her mouth. And for the record. She did rather easily. I'm already planning a return visit next week. Anyone that hasn't had the pleasure of her company is missing out on a wonderful provider. Feel free to I'm me for her contact info if you want the real deal. I've tried to upload photos but it keeps saying "upload failed".[/QUOTE]Your photos are too large if you edit photo by shrinking size. They will go through. Glad you had a great brittnay exsperience.

[QUOTE=CooterHawk69;6939905]Hey all, well I finally managed to meet up with the Unicorn of Canton. Brittany. WOW! I don't know how anyone could be a hater after the afternoon I had with her. I've read terrible things which I can honestly say they are no where near the truth. She's beautiful. I don't know what some people consider a butterface but that's a bold face lie. She's an all around awesome person and a sweetheart to boot. Her body is amazing. She's 5'8" and not an ounce of fat on her. She's tone and tan and curves in all the right places. She's has the perkiest titties with caramel nipples. Yummy. Her kitty is in my option is purrrfect. It's so tight I had a hard time achieving entry. Need to get more Astroglide for our next visit. Her oral skills are unmatched. She is only 1 of 5 that has been able to get me off with her mouth. And for the record. She did rather easily. I'm already planning a return visit next week. Anyone that hasn't had the pleasure of her company is missing out on a wonderful provider. Feel free to I'm me for her contact info if you want the real deal. I've tried to upload photos but it keeps saying "upload failed".[/QUOTE]We've been reading your posts for years now, so I think I know where you're coming from with this glowing review. It's kind of a slap in the face to all of the people on this forum who have had your back over the years, and there is so much in your review to break down, but that would be too easy.

I'll just sit back and wait for the other shoe to drop, and your come-to-Jesus follow up post when things go sour.

By the way, she's a thief, liar, and butterface. Just had to throw that in.

Hey Mr. W, thanks for the info. Any suggestions on what size works best to post here for photos?

[QUOTE=MrWonderfull69;6940868]Your photos are too large if you edit photo by shrinking size. They will go through. Glad you had a great brittnay exsperience.[/QUOTE]

Hey dude, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way I really am. I don't believe I've ever given any of you fellow mongers any reason to not have my back because I always have all of yours. So, I'm hurt that you would think I would slap any of you in the face. You said you understand where I'm coming from with this glowing review. I only posted the truth. If something was wonky I would have posted it. If you want to IM me and break down my review I would welcome the info.

As for the rest. Go ahead and sit back and wait for the other shoe to drop and wait for the come-to-Jesus follow up. Any idea when this will happen? Because as of right now she hasn't given me any reason to stop seeing her. There may come a time when I sit back and eat crow but for right now, I'm enjoying her company and attention.

I'm sorry so many see her as a Thief and a liar. I have nothing for her to steal and unless I know the truth I can't call anyone a liar. As for her being a butterface. To me she is attractive and better looking then many I've seen in the past.

Again, if you want to continue this conversation feel free to IM me. Not going to air out this debate on the boards.

[QUOTE=WtfRyou;6941246]We've been reading your posts for years now, so I think I know where you're coming from with this glowing review. It's kind of a slap in the face to all of the people on this forum who have had your back over the years, and there is so much in your review to break down, but that would be too easy.

I'll just sit back and wait for the other shoe to drop, and your come-to-Jesus follow up post when things go sour.

By the way, she's a thief, liar, and butterface. Just had to throw that in.[/QUOTE]

I know some have strong feelings about Brittany, but Cooter reported on his meeting based upon his experience with her. He booked her even after reading about her alleged "butter face" and Fuzzy's alleged robbery. I believe some on this board don't like the look of her face (which I consider attractive) and some have been ripped off, (I believe Fuzzy) yet I would see her again. I think there is no question that Brittany has a beautiful, sexy body. How many ads show a body as nice as Brittany, and then the reality is you will often meet someone that does not even look half as good as their pictures.

In my opinion, Brittany is one of the best looking gals in our area. I advise you all to give her a try, alleged "butter face" and all. Fuzzy, I am sorry you lost money with her. There is no excuse for taking money and not rendering service. Cooter's tips may help you on future adventures.
I thank everyone that wrote something critical about Brittany, because that helps everyone on this board avoid disappointment or worse. I am also grateful for the positive reviews which cause me to do a risk vs benefit analysis before visiting.

Her legal problems give me pause. Would she make a deal with Uncle Leo, and sell us down the river? I want to visit again, but am a bit shy since her arrest.

That is my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=CooterHawk69;6941814]Hey dude, I'm sorry to hear you feel that way I really am. I don't believe I've ever given any of you fellow mongers any reason to not have my back because I always have all of yours. So, I'm hurt that you would think I would slap any of you in the face. You said you understand where I'm coming from with this glowing review. I only posted the truth. If something was wonky I would have posted it. If you want to IM me and break down my review I would welcome the info.

As for the rest. Go ahead and sit back and wait for the other shoe to drop and wait for the come-to-Jesus follow up. Any idea when this will happen? Because as of right now she hasn't given me any reason to stop seeing her. There may come a time when I sit back and eat crow but for right now, I'm enjoying her company and attention.

I'm sorry so many see her as a Thief and a liar. I have nothing for her to steal and unless I know the truth I can't call anyone a liar. As for her being a butterface. To me she is attractive and better looking then many I've seen in the past.

Again, if you want to continue this conversation feel free to IM me. Not going to air out this debate on the boards.[/QUOTE]

The shoe will drop soon, enjoy your time in the sun with her boys.

She was just indicted on 6/17 for her chargers we all know about.

[QUOTE=RaiderKid24;6942178]The shoe will drop soon, enjoy your time in the sun with her boys.

She was just indicted on 6/17 for her chargers we all know about.[/QUOTE]Yeah she did. I'm no lawyer but is this where she can start cutting deals? One of the charges is prostitution.

[QUOTE=RaiderKid24;6942178]The shoe will drop soon, enjoy your time in the sun with her boys.

She was just indicted on 6/17 for her chargers we all know about.[/QUOTE]She just opened another tanning place in Streetsboro.

[QUOTE=RaiderKid24;6942178]The shoe will drop soon, enjoy your time in the sun with her boys.

She was just indicted on 6/17 for her chargers we all know about.[/QUOTE]Just read the indictment….Yikes

[QUOTE=Chipper109;6943509]Just read the indictment.Yikes[/QUOTE]Can you send the link?

Yes, please send the link so all can see.

[QUOTE=NeonRt70;6943512]Can you send the link?[/QUOTE]

Saw her awhile ago before she got into trouble. With all the hype I honestly didn't report because I have nothing new to add, but I guess here goes.

She was very easy to contact and very eager to meet. Which I can appreciate but she was almost desperate as well. She was trying to upsell and get every nickel out of me she could which I not only found annoying, but I also declined to pay for. Again she was obviously desperate and agreed to the original amount.

After telling her I was at her famous play spot she calls me telling me her car would not restart and she was stranded. I was in a hurry so I wrote off the meet-up but decided to try for bonus points and offered to help jump start her car. Surprisingly she was being honest her car was dead in the water and there was nothing I could do to help. Again just trying to get some bonus points for the future.

I then tell her bye and good luck as I'm not interested in waiting for this to clear up, and of course she upsells me. I know I'm an idiot. So she leaves her car and I give her a ride to the spot thinking I really don't have the time but this should be a good ride. Of course that's not the case.

I'm not saying it was horrible, but it's not ideal. Rushed, more upsell, fake as all get out, of course I have the best dick ever, etc. Rush her back to her car and go home. She then of course tells me later I shorted her money blah blah blah.

Yup she's good looking but definitely a fake and rushed experience. Granted mine was unique and I understand why some of y'all like her, but she's definitely problematic in my opinion. I'd fuck her again tho.

[QUOTE=CooterHawk69;6944025]Yes, please send the link so all can see.[/QUOTE]I don't think it's allowed in the forum. Just go to Summit County webpage and search her name in the criminal court case.

[QUOTE=RaiderKid24;6942178]The shoe will drop soon, enjoy your time in the sun with her boys.

She was just indicted on 6/17 for her chargers we all know about.[/QUOTE]Honestly, I don't see more than a few month prison sentence (if any at all maybe long term probation) with a F5. I'm no lawyer though, guess it will depend on the judge. Also, the prostitution charge did she solicit an undercover cop? I don't know the details on that.