General Reports

One of my Bros in the Jacksonville market encouraged me to make a bucket list of superlatives in the providers I have met. It could go something like this, biggest naturals, biggest bolt-ons, smallest naturals, best overall nipples, largest provider, smallest provider, oldest provider, youngest (legal) provider. Best extras, which could include DFK, DATY, BBBJ, deep throat, swallow, fisting, and Greek.

Now, each of us will not try to do all of these things with every provider, that would be silly. But it would be nice to find some where we know they would be reliable in these areas. Given the things that I like, I would want to find someone or someone's who were regulars with my particular tastes.

[QUOTE=Eelectri;2376535]To all members who knew irrelevance (rest in piece).

Just learn last week that our good friend irrelevance has past and he will be missed.

He provided some good intel while he was a member of our community.

Rest in piece![/QUOTE]Really sorry to hear that. I am assuming that I should not ask how he came to his death. I just hope that it was peaceful and no pain was involved. God Bless.

[QUOTE=Veroguy;2381368]Really sorry to hear that. I am assuming that I should not ask how he came to his death. I just hope that it was peaceful and no pain was involved. God Bless.[/QUOTE]One members posted it was cancer.

I got your pm but mailbox is full so I can't answer your question.

Have a Mallori update. Alas your mail box is full.

Sorry friends.

My box is cleared now.

Regards.

192 and I-95! Stay away!

Kelly.

A little late was a week ago, but my aft did not pick up so I gave April a try nice little body would see her in a pinch. Saw a report she may be walking in titusville that may keep me away. Has a nice ass and love her small tits. As an older man 48 being with a younger lady is great.

I got a text from Blonde spinner, PMC Stephanie today! She is "back", and looking for company! I will definitely be meeting up soon, as she is my ATF! Great news!

[QUOTE=Count;2406325]I got a text from Blonde spinner, PMC Stephanie today! She is "back", and looking for company! I will definitely be meeting up soon, as she is my ATF! Great news![/QUOTE]Who is this Stephanie?

[QUOTE=Miksta;2406422]Who is this Stephanie?[/QUOTE]A great local young lady who formerly worked at the Paradise Men's Club in W. Mel-Boring. After PMC closed she went independent and has been one of the best providers in Brevard.

Glad to hear she is back from her vacation and back to work. Treat her with deference and the dividends will be overwhelming.

Speaking of the late Paradise Men's Club (boy, do I miss that place), does anyone know where some of the other "alumni" might be? I'm surprised we don't see more former PMC girls on Backpage. Feel free to PM if you prefer.

Dieter.

[QUOTE=BrevardNewbie;2406458]A great local young lady who formerly worked at the Paradise Men's Club in W. Mel-Boring. After PMC closed she went independent and has been one of the best providers in Brevard.

Glad to hear she is back from her vacation and back to work. Treat her with deference and the dividends will be overwhelming.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DieterBraun;2406595]Speaking of the late Paradise Men's Club (boy, do I miss that place), does anyone know where some of the other "alumni" might be? I'm surprised we don't see more former PMC girls on Backpage. Feel free to PM if you prefer.

Dieter.[/QUOTE]Nearly all moved out of the area is the word I got. Greener pastures as it were.

[QUOTE=DieterBraun;2406595]Speaking of the late Paradise Men's Club (boy, do I miss that place), does anyone know where some of the other "alumni" might be? I'm surprised we don't see more former PMC girls on Backpage. Feel free to PM if you prefer.

Dieter.[/QUOTE]Not to spill the beans but if you visit MM in W MLB you will recognize at least 2 familiar faces (maybe 3).

Today (Saturday) I meet a wonderful new friend who drove all the way from Daytona to see me. He and kissed like teenagers when he first arrived. As he started to get undressed, my lips started burning. I thought to myself that it may have been my mouth wash because my lips are getting dry from allergies which is kicking my ass right now and I have been living off of Benadryl. He then went South with both hands and DATY. IT LITE ME UP!! I asked him if he had eaten hot wings prior to coming over and he replied yes, he had eaten habanero wings at one of the wing restaurants prior to leaving Daytona. All was good, had a great time but is something to think about!

Hobby hard but hobby without hot wing sauce! LAUGHING.

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

(note no specific information will be given as this was just a dream) Not sure if I got lucky tonight or what but. Was in a different part of town then normal so was going to check out the local scene. Called up a backpage provider who was about 30 min away. She was available and (she wanted me to text her when I was on my way but since I was technically already on the way) she texted me back the address. I made my way there though using my gps. Drive up and its a hotel. Kinda figured it would be as she was visiting the area. I pulled in and looked around. Saw someone near the front "valet parking" area smoking and hanging out. Txted the provider that I was there (mistake but oh well) and then noticed in my rear view mirror a white SUV was in the parkign lot. I didn't move just kept watching. Saw 2 bigger guys all in black walking around it getting stuff out of the back of it (its dark out as it was late so hard to really see). My radar goes off and I'm thinking. Sting. I high tail it out of there, trying to be inconspicuous. I never get a return txt from the provider so I'm betting they saw me drive away knowing they were spotted. Then I woke up. Whew. Lessons used. Always look around your surrounding, even if your running a bit late. Which I wasnt but still.

[QUOTE=Kevoneinfl;2415249](note no specific information will be given as this was just a dream) Not sure if I got lucky tonight or what but. Was in a different part of town then normal so was going to check out the local scene. Called up a backpage provider who was about 30 min away. She was available and (she wanted me to text her when I was on my way but since I was technically already on the way) she texted me back the address. I made my way there though using my gps. Drive up and its a hotel. Kinda figured it would be as she was visiting the area. I pulled in and looked around. Saw someone near the front "valet parking" area smoking and hanging out. Txted the provider that I was there (mistake but oh well) and then noticed in my rear view mirror a white SUV was in the parkign lot. I didn't move just kept watching. Saw 2 bigger guys all in black walking around it getting stuff out of the back of it (its dark out as it was late so hard to really see). My radar goes off and I'm thinking. Sting. I high tail it out of there, trying to be inconspicuous. I never get a return txt from the provider so I'm betting they saw me drive away knowing they were spotted. Then I woke up. Whew. Lessons used. Always look around your surrounding, even if your running a bit late. Which I wasnt but still.[/QUOTE]Glad it worked out. When visiting an unknown Provider at a hotel / motel you have to be vigilant in your scoping the area out using your common sense. With the stings going on in Brevard common sense goes a long way. Personally I would stick with reviewed Providers on here and on TER. One review by a non SM does not make it safe either.

Thanks for the commentary.

Hey guys! Just wanted to say that it has been great being a part of this community and learning from all the experienced members. I just took a job back home in Texas and will be leaving this coming Wednesday. I also wanted to ask you, for my last hooray, who would you say that I should give a call to? I want it to be something special and I would want a provider that knows what she is doing and will not rush me out the door. Thanks for all the advice and help.

Stay safe my brothers.

Great news, she's back! Many of you have seen her in the past and know what a pleaser she is. If you haven't seen her message me, she has an in call at a local hotel. She is 5'2 & 115. Asian with skills and a great ass. If you aren't a sm, I will work with you, just have to make sure you're legit.

I for one will miss you doll, I think you've done right in reinventing yourself since your return but understand some folks only live in the past. We spoke / texted about your past mishaps and IMHO you've owned them and moved on from them and not sure what anymore anyone can ask of you. Everyone has a past and if "they" can't accept it then oh well, ya can't do anymore than own your past and move forward and I'd say you've done that. Slamm.

[QUOTE=MickeySara321;2431369]I will be leaving Brevard County. I feel as if I'm not a good enough provider for the area. I have had such great dreams and some of the worst nightmares. I have really enjoyed bring here with why'all, but at the beginning of May I well be leaving. I do apologize to the few who have felt rushed or were just unsatisfied. I've always tried to keep a good name for myself and that's why I never go by time I go by x1 x2 and HEADache relief. I've always thought I was fair and have tried to make yall as comfortable as possible. I've always tried to make your wishes my command because I love the time I spend in my dreams. If you know your dream us going going to be quick then why not Get the x2. I don't know any provider that does x 2 for the hr. I have been reading my review and done of them have knocked me down to the point where I just feel I'm better somewhere else. Everyone has a past and unfortunately my past keeps haunting me. I wanted to come back with a fresh new start when I came back add Kristie but the past wins. I'll miss the space coast but I have to go somewhere where I'm the good little provider I enjoy being. I do apologize for the mishaps. Stay Safe Kristie.[/QUOTE]

IMHO spot on slamm. Only sp I knew proudly offering a tossed Greek salad with or without the main course.

[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2431537]I for one will miss you doll, I think you've done right in reinventing yourself since your return but understand some folks only live in the past. We spoke / texted about your past mishaps and IMHO you've owned them and moved on from them and not sure what anymore anyone can ask of you. Everyone has a past and if "they" can't accept it then oh well, ya can't do anymore than own your past and move forward and I'd say you've done that. Slamm.[/QUOTE]

I will also miss you Kristie. I really like how you've always been available on short-notice with a very safe in-call location. I wish you were not leaving, but I have also read the reviews, which I really think are from a while back. I agree completely with what Slamm said about some people living in the past.

I hope to see you again before you leave.

[QUOTE=FlyingScotsman;2432395]IMHO spot on slamm. Only sp I knew proudly offering a tossed Greek salad with or without the main course.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MickeySara321;2431369]I will be leaving Brevard County. I feel as if I'm not a good enough provider for the area. I have had such great dreams and some of the worst nightmares. I have really enjoyed bring here with why'all, but at the beginning of May I well be leaving. I do apologize to the few who have felt rushed or were just unsatisfied. I've always tried to keep a good name for myself and that's why I never go by time I go by x1 x2 and HEADache relief. I've always thought I was fair and have tried to make yall as comfortable as possible. I've always tried to make your wishes my command because I love the ver you land time I spend in my dreams. If you know your dream us going going to be quick then why not Get the x2. I don't know any provider that does x 2 for the hr. I have been reading my review and done of them have knocked me down to the point where I just feel I'm better somewhere else. Everyone has a past and unfortunately my past keeps haunting me. I wanted to come back with a fresh new start when I came back add Kristie but the past wins. I'll miss the space coast but I have to go somewhere where I'm the good little provider I enjoy being. I do apologize for the mishaps. Stay Safe Kristie.[/QUOTE]You had plenty of chances to make thing right with several people and never made the attempt. I'm sure where ever you land there will need to be a big sign out front "buyer beware".

[QUOTE=MrdTheOne;2433390]You had plenty of chances to make thing right with several people and never made the attempt. I'm sure where ever you land there will need to be a big sign out front "buyer beware".[/QUOTE]She took me for $$and before bragged about stealing from other guys, like it was nothing. She is full of shit, and good riddance.

I was told about this site from one of the sp's on here. Great website and I'm happy to be a part of it.

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How many times on this forum has paying prior to a date been discussed on this forum?

I seriously suggest you NOT do that. If they don't like the arrangements, leave or tell them to leave.

That is all.

I have not been following the board because I just got home so if this information is already on the board, I apologize. There is a new law in Florida that just passed and it is against hobbyist, not the provider. Very Harsh!

Hobby Hard but Hobby Safe!

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

[URL]http://www.clickorlando.com/news/paying-for-sex-in-florida-could-become-more-costly/32402368[/URL]

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2438437]I have not been following the board because I just got home so if this information is already on the board, I apologize. There is a new law in Florida that just passed and it is against hobbyist, not the provider. Very Harsh!

Hobby Hard but Hobby Safe!

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

[URL]http://www.clickorlando.com/news/paying-for-sex-in-florida-could-become-more-costly/32402368[/URL][/QUOTE]Unfreak'in believable and it is NOT April 1st. Felony for trying to have consentual fun the third time and getting stung?

And it passed? How many arrests before you get Life or better yet executed? This is ludicrous. I just do not get it, in parts of Nevada and in Canada it is legal.

More reason than ever to stick with the known and trusted Ladies, in fact this will (in a crazy way) help the legit providers like Miss Kelly.

Thanks for the heads up!

BN.

It's actually pretty pathetic when you can do worse crimes and get less time. Welcome to the bible belt and two faced be. S.

Wonder how many hobbying bondsman and attorneys will take note, as there reps with the ladies are very well known.

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2438437]I have not been following the board because I just got home so if this information is already on the board, I apologize. There is a new law in Florida that just passed and it is against hobbyist, not the provider. Very Harsh!

Hobby Hard but Hobby Safe!

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

[URL]http://www.clickorlando.com/news/paying-for-sex-in-florida-could-become-more-costly/32402368[/URL][/QUOTE]

Thanks Kelly, dammit here's a better idea lawmakers how about dealing with the driveby shootings, home invasions and kids getting gunned down in their schools, I'm kinda surprised lawmakers would approve this law since they keep the DC providers stock full of cash but then again I guess their vote is public record so all their wives / SO's would see if they voted NO and ask them why, hypocrites every one of them.

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2438437]I have not been following the board because I just got home so if this information is already on the board, I apologize. There is a new law in Florida that just passed and it is against hobbyist, not the provider. Very Harsh!

Hobby Hard but Hobby Safe!

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

[URL]http://www.clickorlando.com/news/paying-for-sex-in-florida-could-become-more-costly/32402368[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2438437]I have not been following the board because I just got home so if this information is already on the board, I apologize. There is a new law in Florida that just passed and it is against hobbyist, not the provider. Very Harsh!

Hobby Hard but Hobby Safe!

Kelly.

Southern Hospitality.

[URL]http://www.clickorlando.com/news/paying-for-sex-in-florida-could-become-more-costly/32402368[/URL][/QUOTE]So far it looks like it has only passed the House so the changes aren't actually law yet. That said, it's worth looking at the existing law. The current penalties are already ridiculous such as having your car impounded for up to 60 days.

As with most, feel good, do something, laws, they usually make the situation worse. If they were really interested in ending human trafficking, the would legalize all forms of consensual adult sex. Then the ladies could enjoy the full protection of the law instead of having to fear it.

[QUOTE=Spookfl;2439429]So far it looks like it has only passed the House so the changes aren't actually law yet. That said, it's worth looking at the existing law. The current penalties are already ridiculous such as having your car impounded for up to 60 days.

As with most, feel good, do something, laws, they usually make the situation worse. If they were really interested in ending human trafficking, the would legalize all forms of consensual adult sex. Then the ladies could enjoy the full protection of the law instead of having to fear it.[/QUOTE]I still can not understand why it is illegal for 2 consenting adults to engage in an act. I am a libertarian and as long as nobody gets hurt what's the problem?

United states, China, north Korea, and Iran have the Hughes per capita prison populations in the world. We saw how well prohibition worked with alcohol, and after 40 years of the war on drugs there is more dope, better quality and cheaper prices but over a million people rotting in jail making money for the system.

I have been to countries where prostitution is legal, no pimps, no children, no violence.

Our government can export death and destruction arms, bombs, drones around the world and all I want is a good blowjob that I can't get at home and I should go to jail for that?

[URL]http://myfloridahouse.gov/Sections/Bills/billsdetail.aspx?BillId=53415[/URL]

Gregg.

Has anyone had the pleasure of the newest Summer to come into town?

[URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-babe/12361014[/URL]

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Gregg.

Of a politician telling us that people are not to be bought or sold.

[I]Oh, the irony of a politician telling us that people are not to be bought or sold[/I]

LOL, true so very true.

[QUOTE=Ccon66;2441892]Of a politician telling us that people are not to be bought or sold.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gregg;2439905][ATTACH=CONFIG]375008[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]375008[/ATTACH].

Gregg.[/QUOTE]It doesn't work out so well at all.