Massage Parlor Reports

Disappointed to find a notice on the door of CEO that the massage place has been suspended for 60 days. Was looking forward to giving it a try.

Erich711-

Thanks for the great review. Cindy was everything you said and more.

Spent some time in town this week. Ended up with Lola at Queens Health. Was a little disappointed at first. She was on the older side and not a spinner. Not awful by any means but just OK. Ended up having fun with her regardless. We had good chemistry and she took good care of me.

Second visit ended up with Connie at CEO. Very cute girl with a tight little body. Took a little longer for her to warm up to me, but eventually she got into it and had a fun time.

In both cases, went with FS for $200 all in ($60 house, $140 tip). Also in both cases I was not offered a choice of provider. Whoever met me at the door was the person assigned to me which was dissapointing. Maybe I should have demanded to see the lineup so perhaps my own fault, but there were definitely other providers available in both cases. In any event, I like both places but think the talent I saw at CEO was better.

I was feeling the need to have some fun the other day, and I decided to check this out. A couple things you should know before you keep reading: It was 0730 AM in the morning when I went here. Your experience will probably be very different than mine.

So, anyways, I roll in on my bike at 0730 AM. I buzz the door an I am let in within a minute. A very old MammaSan in her PJ's lets me in. MS had been sleeping on the couch by the entryway. I park my bike in the waiting area and I turn around and there is an attractive female, late 20's in a "Target / Walmart" nighty / Pajamas. She leads me in the Room, with MS right behind. MS ask for $50, and I hand it over. The door closes and the girl ask me what I want. I say a massage and she replies (in broken English),"we don't do massages here"

Ok then, so I hand her $50 and she says."not enough for everything". I say, enough for your hands? She looked confused, and I made jerk off gesture and she said,"only hand?"

I nod and she smiles and the money disappears. She offers me a shower that is in the room, I decline, and lay down. She comes up to me, rubs my back for a second, rolls me over, and starts playing with me. She pulled off her dress, climbed on top of me and sat on me while stroking. She let me play with her nice firm tits (if they were bolt ons, they were small, but seemed to firm to be real). She moved off, next to me and made me cum really fast.

A token clean up with TP (really? Come on). The offer of another shower and I was done. Seriously, I was in and out of this place in 15 min.

Overall, a good experience. Overall, not very friendly, but I got what I really wanted, relatively cheap, at 0730 in the morning and then I was off to the gym to shower and change and go to work.

I could have had anything I wanted here, and probably for cheap. The girl was attractive and that is a solid plus.

I have no problem recommending this place.

I'm visiting SF for the week for the first time. Kinda sad how dead this board is given all the Asian talent here! I've hit up a couple of massage spas at night while walking around. No idea the names but one was in Chinatown (there were several) and one near Union Sq. Providers were ok, under 40 in each, but not the hot girls I've seen while walking town. Decent massage at each place with HE standard finish without negotiations like I like. These places seem to be s dry where so I assume they are all very similar in price and service and talent. I got half hour for $60 at one and hour for $70 at the other. Was what I needed as I'm just a HE guy.

[QUOTE=Jjcars;1770670]I'm visiting SF for the week for the first time. Kinda sad how dead this board is given all the Asian talent here! I've hit up a couple of massage spas at night while walking around. No idea the names but one was in Chinatown (there were several) and one near Union Sq. Providers were ok, under 40 in each, but not the hot girls I've seen while walking town. Decent massage at each place with HE standard finish without negotiations like I like. These places seem to be s dry where so I assume they are all very similar in price and service and talent. I got half hour for $60 at one and hour for $70 at the other. Was what I needed as I'm just a HE guy.[/QUOTE]I had a recent trip there and decided to venture into one of the massage parlors (empire I think was the name). Anyway, I opted for 30 minutes which was $50 (ouch), then was escorted to the room. In walks my masseuse, attractive, busty, curvy asian in her late 30s (I love this body type on an asian girl). She starts with a soft massage and then after 5 minutes calls for the flip. She asks "everything", I tell her I just want an HJ (I'm not a FS guy) and she tells me "you go to strip clubs for HJ" and then basically alludes to the fact that these types of places are for full service. Anyway, she proceeds with the HJ, but demands $50. It was ok, but I can tell she was disappointed that I wasn't there for the full deal. Los Angeles has a mix of HE and FS places that are pretty easy to identify, I'm not sure if there is a HE massage parlor scene in SF or if they are just predominantly FS.

[QUOTE=Steview86;1770816]Los Angeles has a mix of HE and FS places that are pretty easy to identify, I'm not sure if there is a HE massage parlor scene in SF or if they are just predominantly FS.[/QUOTE]Yes there is, look for massage places with words like "healthcare" "healthcenter" or "accupressure" in the name, those places are usually just a professional massage followed by a HE.

Or, like your masseuse said, you can get a HJ at a couple different strip clubs in the City as well.

Went to CEO Health on Sunday afternoon, having just arrived at SFO earlier in the day. Ran into the pride parade downtown, which was a great sight (equal rights, I'm all about that).

Anyway, I hadn't been in SFO for a year, but I knew that CEO had closed but was recently re-opened. I always thought the place to be better than Empire or Queens, and this particular trip did nothing to change my mind.

Provider's name was Rachel, a young 20's something from Guangzhou, China. Decent face, fantastic figure with particularly nice legs. There is very little pretense about why you are there at CEO, and when Rachel came right to the room and gave me a kiss I knew it'the be a good time. All the acronyms applied and were quite good. One thing I really like about CEO is that the girl is ready at the start of the session – in other word, she doesn't need to leave the room for a few minutes when, say. 20 minutes into the session you discuss and agree upon the extent of the services desired. That's a big deal to me. It's a total buzz kill when she needs to depart and come back in. Damage was .6 + 1.4. Highly recommend the establishment and the provider.

LM

Went early today (8. 00am) to Villa Aroma

Granted by mama, paid. 4

Beautifull young Vietnamese from Ho Chi Minh, came in. 3 minutes back massage then asked to flip, asked. 5 for HJ and 200 for FS, negociated for 120, really beautifull natural tits, too much tatoos for my taste but great FS.

Will go back for sure.

I stumbled into this joint about 2AM and what a mistake. $80 for a "back massage" and the old white mamasan said "girls will meet you in the back". The old lady running the joint and said they have only under 25 girls doing massage. Reluctantly I went for it, and what a mistake. So I'm in the room, on the bed and a cute eastern euro girl comes in, begins the massage on my upper back. She then immediately tries to sell me on the VIP with 3 girls for $200. I say no, after about 10 min she sends in another girl, white, roundish, kinda cute. She tries to sell me on "chest, legs and front" massage for $100. No teasing or hinting of anything, so I had to ask. Can $50 get me an HJ? She replies "no thats illegal". Long story short, I'm out of there on the fly, no tip, oil still on my back from the half ass shitty "massage". All I have to say is, stay away, stay away, stay away.

And most importantly, can someone give me some good tips on the massage parlor scene in SF?

Greeted by mama paid .6.

Beautiful young Vietnamese from Ho Chi Minh. Wanted 200 for FS but negociated to 140 for CBJ. Not bad, really nice small tits and she kept asking for more money. Got very annoying at one point. After we finished she left and did not return.

Will not try her again.

Has anyone been here? I have heard okay things about this place. I usually don't go outside the Sunset, but was thinking of trying something new.

This is a real long shot. Flying into San Francisco and landing after 11:00. Renting a car and driving to stay in San Jose for a meeting the next morning. Is there anywhere along the way to stop for an excellent massage with HE (no FS). Prefer Asian, young and nubile but older and wiser is OK too. Will probably be after midnight before I am on the road.

Thanks.

AMP

Hello fellow mongers, I am going to be staying near union square in your fair city. I have seen a place called CEO Health which seems like a walking distance. Has anyone been to this place or anywhere near?

[QUOTE=TwistedFace;1833760]Hello fellow mongers, I am going to be staying near union square in your fair city. I have seen a place called CEO Health which seems like a walking distance. Has anyone been to this place or anywhere near?[/QUOTE]A little search goes a long way.