Massage Parlor Reports

Mongers,

I will say this once!

THIS IS A SITE FOR MEN WHO WANT TO FUCK WOMEN!

Period!

If YOU want a legit massage hit a Chinese Foot massage, any regular day spa, the yellow pages under massage, etc...

This is a world of taboo, crime, violence, discretion and silence...

Please, either monger the right way or... do not post here!

Real mongers hunt down local or foreign tang on the streets or in the parlors w/the intention of paying for play.

If this is not what YOU want then YOU should leave now and instead go look for a non XXX rated site, w/ lame friends and even lamer/experiences IMHO!

Oh yeah, if YOU do wanna f**k I suggest YOU pick up the recent LA Weekly and pick any place from the back pages and investigate for yourself.

If it works out be sure to share discreetly and as always have fun...

Peace, da I Sadist

I'm looking for a legit escort who really just wants to spend some quality time with me in intellectual conversation. Just kidding.

For those who have enjoyed the Van Nuys CMP behind taco bell, I've been there on Monday, Tues, and Wed. (the Wed. Girl is also there Thur. And Fri.). I recommend the Tues. Girl. None of them are over a 4, but the tues girl has a great rack and is quite loving if you are generous. Nothin' major, she just really knows how to use her hands.

Oh! And does anyone know a legit stripper? I just want a girl that will sit on my lap without any skin to skin contact. (J/k)

Hi everyone,

It's been a while since my last report. I was able to save up some money for another run. Saw an add on backpage for $25 massage. I had a feeling that it was legit and for foot rub only. When I called Anna was sounding like she was moaning while talking. So that lured me in and off I went. Not bad of a drive, only 20 minutes from the valley. When I got there and told her I wanted the $25 massage, she sat me down in the front and started rubbing my feet. I knew it. So I decided to stay since I did need to relax somehow. Funny shit though, while I was there 3 guys came in at different times and paid extra for the full massage thinking they were going to get extras. You could hear them trying to get it started, but the girls would say "no, no, no. Sorry". And one after another would RUSH out of the place pissed off. LOL. This guys should have suspected this would happen. I knew what the outcome would be, but didn't let me bother me. Then again, I've been there before where you're horny as hell and need to tap someone. Well, I only lost $25 in this gamble (yup, I didn't tip) and now will save a little more for the next try.

Vlad, I agree with you 110%. These loosers should stop wasting our reading time.

Hamblurgler, can you share the info on this VN CMP behind Taco Bell? I only know of one in VN, but help me out.

Thank you all.

Vlad, youre the man! WTF? Looking for a legit massage? Get the *** out of there!

Anyhow, long time since I posted. After dealing with all them retards out in the streets driving like real dummies, and all of the other stupid people up at the malls I decided to put out an excuse and ditch my family for a few minutes. Needed some release, so I decided to take a quick trip to a usual place aka the DA. It was a Sunday so I figured that the talent would be limited and indeed it was. Get there and greet mamasan in Korean. That always makes them feel good... pay my entry fee and wait for my girl. In comes J. Have seen her several times. I mean, there isnt much for me to talk about. Same usual mediocre massage, get to the action, get cleaned up and walk out. Total damage $.4.

On a side note, I thought people didnt have any money? WTF with all those people out spending money like crazy?

As always, stay safe and pound some tang tang on my behalf.

CAAZNLVR

Went to get a massage the other day. Mamasan's very young teen daughter was in the next room watching some cop movie on tv. I nearly jumped up off the table when I heard a walkie talkie and siren. It's not even "Bring your daughter to work day. " Just had to share.

[QUOTE=Hamburgler]Went to get a massage the other day. Mamasan's very young teen daughter was in the next room watching some cop movie on tv. I nearly jumped up off the table when I heard a walkie talkie and siren. It's not even "Bring your daughter to work day. " Just had to share.[/QUOTE]

If that place gets busted they might take the kid away from the mother. At the very least we've got a "delinquency of a minor" charge. Why would anyone get their child involved even if it is just watching TV in the other room.

[QUOTE=Hamburgler]Went to get a massage the other day. Mamasan's very young teen daughter was in the next room watching some cop movie on tv. I nearly jumped up off the table when I heard a walkie talkie and siren. It's not even "Bring your daughter to work day. " Just had to share.[/QUOTE]Chinese owners do it all the time!

One time I saw a Viet shop opened up.

I went in and saw 3 girls.

I choose one and the owner said no get another one.

I said why. He said this is a family business she is my daughter.

Wanted to have some Christmas Eve fun. Been eyeing ads for a place on CL on Sherman Way. Turned out to be a walk less than a block from my place so I made the venture.

Got there and all 3 girls were working and was told to come back. Usually wouldn't but even the mamasan looked attractive so I walked home for ten minutes.

Returned and was taken into the last room. Place advertises as brand new but don't expect much. 2 min later Bebe comes into the room and I was who excited. 24/Korean/awesome breasts. Opted for just mouth and offered 65 which she accepted. For having a cover it was incredible. Will definitely return. She's there Tues-Thursday. Pm me for info.

Called in last Tues, place completely shut up.

Closed for the holidays or busted, anyone know?

First time poster, long time reader.

I've gone to three Asian massage parlors in the valley and not once succeeded in getting any extras. I've always ran into legit operations.

One was mentioned in this thread as being on Sherman Way/Mason. One was on Reseda. One was on Tampa.

I think my approach has been wrong as I've never actually left a tip on the table beforehand. Or maybe I am just too afraid to ask.

I've been looking for a place that I know for sure offers, but scared of a bust. For example, DA.

I've been away from the game for a bit, so this may not be a new place but it is the first time I've been there and the provider was great. The place is located on Reseda and Vanowen. The building is a bit strange in that there are a few different units that have MPs the first one I stopped at had Asians and when I asked for Latinas, they tried to convince me to stay for a minute and then gave me the unit for the Latinas. At the LMP I had a choice of a few girls and I chose Wendy. If you are into spinners, you will really enjoy her. She is short, petite and very pretty. It started with a bad massage, it seemed like she tried a little but just was not good at it (maybe I'm just naive). Her dress was so short that if she had a lot of hair down south, you would see it. I started playing with the kitty while she was massaging me. After 15 minutes of a lame massage, I started to undress her and she said "wait let me get something", she walked out and came out with a first Aid kit that contained a condom. We started with a short make out session, lfk and roaming hands on both sides. She asked for $ and I countered with. 6 she said that it is below her normal price, I told her that this is what I'm used to paying so she agreed and said that she will give only me this special price because I'm sexy (even though I know that is bs, it is still nice to hear). She put on the hat a started a good CBJ, followed by a very intense cg with dfk sucking on her beautiful little tatas. Unfortunately I did not last as long as usual, but I had so much fun, I did not really care. PM me for intel. Also PM me if you know the place and recommend anyone else there.

[QUOTE=Napretep123]I've been away from the game for a bit, so this may not be a new place but it is the first time I've been there and the provider was great. The place is located on Reseda and Vanowen. The building is a bit strange in that there are a few different units that have MPs the first one I stopped at had Asians and when I asked for Latinas, they tried to convince me to stay for a minute and then gave me the unit for the Latinas. At the LMP I had a choice of a few girls and I chose Wendy. If you are into spinners, you will really enjoy her. She is short, petite and very pretty. It started with a bad massage, it seemed like she tried a little but just was not good at it (maybe I'm just naive). Her dress was so short that if she had a lot of hair down south, you would see it. I started playing with the kitty while she was massaging me. After 15 minutes of a lame massage, I started to undress her and she said "wait let me get something", she walked out and came out with a first Aid kit that contained a condom. We started with a short make out session, lfk and roaming hands on both sides. She asked for $ and I countered with .6 she said that it is below her normal price, I told her that this is what I'm used to paying so she agreed and said that she will give only me this special price because I'm sexy (even though I know that is bs, it is still nice to hear). She put on the hat a started a good cbj, followed by a very intense cg with dfk sucking on her beautiful little tatas. Unfortunately I did not last as long as usual, but I had so much fun, I did not really care. PM me for intel. Also PM me if you know the place and recommend anyone else there.[/QUOTE]This place is one of my past favorites, but I always went with the asians. They were younger and better looking than the latinas. This was 2 years back though. The last time I went was earlier this year and went with my usual asian "Cindy".

Last time there I was told they were moving next to the security guard business. Can't recall the date through. I can't recall if it was December or next month. Not sure if this was the reason though.

[QUOTE=Monger Maestro]Called in last Tues, place completely shut up.

Closed for the holidays or busted, anyone know?[/QUOTE]

Have any of you mongers ever tried the place "BLUE", on Lakershim blvd. in NoHo?

PM if if you want.

thanks, -dylan

Been mongoring for about 3 years now, throughout the Valley and West Ho. Just decided to post this last experience I had in the valley at a MP off victory.

Tuesday, last week just before noon I enter this location and in walks a plump latina. I thought about leaving, but was to shy. To my surprise she gave me one of the best HJ I ever had. Maybe it was the because I was completely turned off and she seduced me, but dam. It was great.