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I can confirm this report. Not that TWT's reputation doesn't stand all on its own (it does) She is up there with Lauren the Palm Bay BJ queen and dare I say, ever so slightly better than Lauren. Hope they both read this and decide to have a blowjob competition, I hereby donate my dick to that event. I'll even participate in regular practices leading up to the event too. I'm just generous that way.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelTourer;3977705]Had an incall with Tracy today. Like the title says, it was no kidding the best blowjob I ever had. She jumped right into it once the clothes came off. It was phenomenal!!

You know how many girls use a lot of hand? Not Tracy, she uses mouth and tongue, just a little hand when she pulls off to catch her breath for a few seconds. You know how some girls stop sucking as soon as you start to cum? Not Tracy, she kept at it, draining me and swallowing. It was FANTASTIC!!

The best head I've ever had, slow and wet. No rush, no fuss.

She's not the youngest, or the slimmest, or the prettiest, but she sure knows how to play the skin flute!! WOW!![/QUOTE]

I saw Babs in the pool house with fans blowing on us and had a decent time, not great though. For $$ I had two cups, in the sack the first time and in her mouth the second. She was nice, not under the influence that I could see, enthusiastic, clean DATY, sucked a mean one, and willing to please. She is however not a small girl by any means and the previous description as, "Wow! What a body. Her ass is fantastic", is pure fiction. She is a bit flabby, tits a bit droopy, and her ass is not fantastic. I will pay a SW for a BBBJ and close my eyes and let her do her work ignoring the scenery, but for $$ I expect visual stimulation from the provider. She is a nice girl and I felt safe, but this forum is for the mongers and we need the truth.

Lookin.

[QUOTE=Lookin3;3979183]I saw Babs in the pool house with fans blowing on us and had a decent time, not great though. For $$ I had two cups, in the sack the first time and in her mouth the second. She was nice, not under the influence that I could see, enthusiastic, clean DATY, sucked a mean one, and willing to please. She is however not a small girl by any means and the previous description as, "Wow! What a body. Her ass is fantastic", is pure fiction. She is a bit flabby, tits a bit droopy, and her ass is not fantastic. I will pay a SW for a BBBJ and close my eyes and let her do her work ignoring the scenery, but for $$ I expect visual stimulation from the provider. She is a nice girl and I felt safe, but this forum is for the mongers and we need the truth.

Lookin.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this review!! I've been very curious to see is she actually looks like her pictures. Now I'm truly feeling as the pictures could be her just not very recent or accurate at that. While she was a very seeet and nice person my curiosity almost got the best of me.

[QUOTE=EasyFella;3978763]I can confirm this report. Not that TWT's reputation doesn't stand all on its own (it does) She is up there with Lauren the Palm Bay BJ queen and dare I say, ever so slightly better than Lauren. Hope they both read this and decide to have a blowjob competition, I hereby donate my dick to that event. I'll even participate in regular practices leading up to the event too. I'm just generous that way.[/QUOTE]I'll second that! She gives the best BBBJ without a doubt. Her incall is safe, clean and she is a pleasant woman, free of drama and drugs. It's always a pleasure seeing her and well worth the $1 Mario's for a half. I would highly recommend to respectfull Forum members. Great communication and easy to get a hold of.

Any info on this gal? Just saw her advert in Classifieds.

Thanks.

With all the discussion on Babs lately, and some pretty decent pictures, I thought I'd try her out myself. I sent her an email as an introduction, we exchanged several emails and set up a day and time to meet and then exchanged phone numbers. We then texted back and forth a bit as the time was approaching, she gave me her address and I headed to her incall. The house is in a nice neighborhood, easy to reach and maybe 5 minutes or so from the Wickham Park area and, as has been stated, she's using a small pool house in the backyard. While it wasn't ideal, it's plenty big, has a bed, the AC was working fine and it was plenty comfortable. As I pulled up, Babs came out to greet me and to take me around back to the pool house. If you like spinners, she's not for you. I'd go with "curvy" as a description, she's a little on the big side but I don't think anyone would consider her BBW. We got straight to business, the BBBJ was pretty damn good, on went the cover, then CG and then moved onto K9 to bring it home. She's a cool chick, pretty down to earth, no signs of any candy issues and, while apparently new to the biz, she seems to be ready, willing and able to please! Just my opinion, but I'd say she's worth experiencing!

I'm not a senior member but I've been following this forum for years and have met with a variety of providers. I've seen babs once a week for the past month and have had an amazing time with her. I realize she might not be everyone's cup of tea and that's fine but not really sure she has any traits that need to be bashed. The boxes she checks for me are, safe clean incall, low volume, zero flake, huge boobs, clean and tight, orgasmic, GFE, friendly and willing to please. I personally don't have any issue with her hhr price as not ending up in the back of a cop car in a sketchy neighborhood is worth the extra price of admission. Some of us can't take the risks associated with the girls that are on candy and have pimps and dealers hanging around. As far as her hr price, I think it's meant to deter people from picking that option. Just my two cents and I will continue to repeat and wouldn't deter anyone from at least visiting her once.

Snake.

I wanted to give her a shot, but we couldn't find common ground in the donation dept.

$150 for. 5 hours with MSOG was her final offer.

Other than that, she was very nice to chat with, and not at all rude or impolite.

[QUOTE=RocketPocket;3977996]She is very greedy and loves a lot loads that she will sallows very eagerly.[/QUOTE]I may be relocating to the area soon for work, could you share her contact?

Has anyone seen Jess recently don't see her ad up.

[QUOTE=Gramsstud;3979300]Any info on this gal? Just saw her advert in Classifieds.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]She is a sweetheart. Not a spinner but plenty sensual. Knows how to give a good massage and, after the flip, she will ask you how you want it. She operates out of one of the nicest condo locations I have ever visited with any provider. I have had massages from dozens of providers in many locations around the country and Chloe is among the best.

[QUOTE=Lifbk1;3980800]Has anyone seen Jess recently don't see her ad up.[/QUOTE]I saw her Monday afternoon.

Since some posts I feel were exaggerated and some others believe that my pictures weren't recent, I decided to take some pics tonight just so I could relieve the doubts. I know I am not everyone's preference which is perfectly fine. If that is the case, just don't message me. Its quite simple. But for the others who can handle a curvy girl, here you go.

So a few days ago I arrived early to Jess' flat in Melbourne. I parked on the street and walk up to the note she's taped to the front door. "I'm out back," the note says, with an arrow pointing to the left.

I walk around the left side of the house and through a wooden gate. There is Jess in denim shorts and a tank top, on her hands and knees, apparently weeding next to her house. "Hi there," I say as she jumps to her feet. She looks okay, but not really much like her pictures. Well, the dirty knees are kinda hot, but I'm hoping she's going to wash those hands before we begin.

It was then that I noticed the toddler playing on some plastic thing partially obscured by the lanai. Now this is weird. Any LEO concerns are now gone, but WTF? "Did your sitter bail on you" I ask hopefully. "No," she says, looking me up and down strangely, "I'm keeping an eye on him".

Another awkward second passes, each of us sizing the other up. Finally she turns and starts walking, saying over her shoulder "The tub is over here". I follow, now totally confused. I'm all for washing up together, but someone's coming to take the kid, right?

We find ourselves on her lanai, staring at a filthy grey hot tub with green algae water within. "See," she says, pressing a button on the tub's edge to no effect, "quit about a month ago".

Now, I'm a helpful kind of guy, but I really hadn't planned on this. Shit is getting weird.

Just then I hear the gate open and, turning to inspect the intruder, see a young bloke in work pants with a clipboard rounding the corner of the house. Clarity suddenly strikes as I spin back towards Jess.

"I'm sorry ma'am, I didn't catch your name".

"I'm sorry, I'm Amy," she says, confirming my horror. Just then the bloke enters the lanai, the embroidered name on his shirt indicating "Matt" from some pool supply company.

"Amy, this is Matt," I say, before he has a chance to speak, "and he's going to take real good care of you".

Without another word I exit the lanai and beat a hasty retreat back to my car. After a few blocks I pull over and enter Jess' correct address into my GPS.

Minutes later I park in front of her actual house in a safe neighborhood near Wickham Park. I take a moment to compose myself and note the time. I am now 9 minutes late for our date.

Damn, that's funny as shit.