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After reading the two recent reviews of Greeneyes on here I decided to give her a try. I like women who are easy for me to talk to, and at my age that means a little older, and strange is always fun. Greeneyes was definitely easy to talk to. Her apartment was a little messy, but nicely decorated with a hippy eastern flavor which is a turn on for me. She has a very complex tattoo on her back.

To get in touch I sent Greeneyes a text, she responded, I called and got a set of easy directions to follow.

When I arrived at the session there were some kids around and some moms sitting out in the shade. Noone seemed to notice me, so I felt safe. Greeneyes states she is a low volume provider, so this should be true for you.

The "Screening Process" was a simple question "Are you a cop? Which I answered by showing my junk, and then she showed me hers. I then offered $120 for an hour and she accepted.

Green eyes looked exactly like her picture. She has great legs, and is totally shaved. She does have stretch marks on her arms and body. Her skin was so soft that these didn't bother me.

We were both freshly showered. Greeneyes is a great kisser and her mouth tasted freshly brushed. She looked like a friendly MILF I'd meet at a pool. She had on shorts, and a tank top. She is freckled and tanned on her face, arms, and shoulders, and a little pale on her belly and lower back. She did not have a noticeable tanline. There were lots of sexy shoes in the bedroom. If that is your thing you should bring it up in the initial conversation.

Green eyes is very easy to talk to, and a great kisser. I didn't request a blow job, and one wasn't offered. We tried three positions, from the side, cowgirl, and missionary. Greeneyes seemed to enjoy them all. I got the impression that she does like DATY.

The session was relaxed and I will return. If you are looking for a nice easy f**k Greeneyes is your girl. She seemed into it and not as mechanical as some providers, and the room was well lit so I could enjoy the view.

If you like Jenna, Kayla, Lauren, or Michelle than I believe you will also be attracted to Greeneyes. She states that she is DDF, which I find easy to believe because of her skin. Well worth a visit if you are looking for a GFE rather than a more standard f**k.

Looks like Kenna has a new ad on USA classified ads as Lailoni Love. Looking at previous pictures of both the girls ads the face and tattoos seem to match.

Does anybody know if Chanel is still active? And if so could you please send me her email?

Texted her and she said she was locked out of her hotel room so she would have to do a "car appointment". I picked where and when to meet. I was a little sketched out at first, but she was friendly enough once I picked her up. She is the girl from the photos, but they are probably a little old. She has a little more meat on her bones than the photos let on, but she is not bad. Her face is pretty. She gave an awesome BBBJCIM for an awesome price. She also asked if I wanted to talk and get to know her before she started. I said no, but if you like to talk she is easy to talk to. I will definitely be repeating.

Texted she said she was locked out of hotel room and had to do car appointment. Felt sketchy, but she was nice once I picked her up. Is there girl from the photos, but a little thicker with a really pretty face. Gave an awesome BBBJCIM. Good price too will be repeating.

[QUOTE=Sirbanks1984;2499818]Texted she said she was locked out of hotel room and had to do car appointment. Felt sketchy, but she was nice once I picked her up. Is there girl from the photos, but a little thicker with a really pretty face. Gave an awesome BBBJCIM. Good price too will be repeating.[/QUOTE]So which one did you see? Kayla or Layla? You have two posts with different names but almost identical information. Please clarify because if there are two girls pretending to be locked out of their hotel room something is fishy with their situation.

I spent some time with VIP chick and her friend and what a great time it was. Have to say all you guys who have not dreamt about these two girls then your missing out. Both ladies are incredibly enthusiastic. I have included a couple of pictures (which they gave permission to post) to give an idea of what others are missing by not spending some time with these two. All in all I had a great time. If anyone wants more details then message me but be forewarn if not a senior I likely will not respond. Also even if a senior I will look at your posting history before giving out information. Those that have shared with me ask away and I will respond as soon as I can. To be honest I am shocked these two aren't booked solid all the time.

[QUOTE=Norgan8989;2500233]So which one did you see? Kayla or Layla? You have two posts with different names but almost identical information. Please clarify because if there are two girls pretending to be locked out of their hotel room something is fishy with their situation.[/QUOTE]They are both Kayla the first one was a type-o. I didn't realize my post wouldn't show up right away. I thought my first post didn't get posted, so I wrote another one. Sorry for the confusion, but I'm new here.

First time in a long time was able to play, and it was a flop.

Set up easy enough, went to her incall she said needed money upfront. I said no I pay after the play, she wants me to at least put money on the dresser. I decided to agree with it because of a good reviews. Put the money on the dresser, got on the bed she is a good kisser, very short and terrible blowjob. She keeps grabbing this jar of coconut oil and rubbing all over pussy said when I eat her she taste like a coconut. This shit is going everywhere and I'm thinking going to smell like coconut going home.

We're not hitting it off at all she gets up grab the money says we're done. So I got up got dressed. Without getting my pleasure.

One of the major rule violations don't pay ahead. LOL.

Glad other guys had a great time.

Be safe.

Boilerhp.

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I had an appointment scheduled yesterday with a lady I've seen before and she canceled on me when I was in the parking lot. So I rushed to find someone else and jwoww was more than happy to meet me. She has a nice clean apartment and really showed me a great time. I had planned for an hour but I was just wore out after hhr. Pm me for details.

I decided to give Greeneyes a try after some of the reviews and not being able to schedule with some others at the time I was looking. She had been sleeping when I sent my initial contact but said she could see me and was ready by the time I got there. Took a few moments to tell me which door once I was in building. I didn't like having to stand in the hallway lurking but fortunately the wait wasn't long.

She told me the door and she met me when I arrived at it. She was friendly and allowed me to get the lay of the land of her place, checking all corners and doors. Place was a little messy and lived in but ok. After that all other checks were done and we headed back to where we could have some fun. She does ask for donation up front like was said by another review. I was hesitant as most of the girls I've seen don't even mention that the donation exists. It's just left at the end. Since no one had given a rip off warning I went ahead with it and we got undressed.

A few things I noted. Yes the loose skin from the surgery that has been noted before. Wasn't a deal breaker for me but I haven't had my share of the spinners like some of you. There was also a bruise on her right arm. I asked about it and she informed me she had an infected tooth, and showed me the swelling, and that she's gotten iv antibiotics for it. After I felt at ease we got on the bed for some dfk and fiv. She was always asking what I wanted and was eager to please. I asked about menu items. No Greek allowed and when I asked about finishing the way I wanted she told me no "she needed her make up ready for where she was going after" but told me I could come back another day for that at a reduced price because she wanted me to be happy and wanted a good review.

Moved on to cfs. She did feel good and was responsive. I don't know if I was too amped from the wait before or from seeing someone new but I didn't last as long as I'd have liked. I joked about multiple as I saw I was getting close. After I finished she said if it was an hour yes but not for a hhr. As we were getting dressed she kept trying to make sure I was happy and didn't want me to leave with a bad impression.

I found her sweet and accommodating and I'm not going to put my short time on her. I'm not sure our chemistries gelled enough I'd see her again, but I wouldn't wave someone off from her either. I did leave with a smile and no coconut oil, I'm glad that didn't happen.

Have fun stay safe.

My UTR Krista has disappeared. At least she hasn't been answering my calls and texts? Anyway I called KaylaNicole last Friday and had her come to me. She arrived in 20 minutes which was nice. But she had a driver? I am just not comfortable when they have a driver. He stooped right in front of my "Nosey Neighbors" house and let her out to walk to my door. When she came in, she texted him and he left. So we chatted a bit and then we went for her specialty (BBBJCIM). I had a bit of trouble do to the driver thing. And she had to work extra hard and long. But eventually she came through for me. After getting dressed we chatted a bit, then I looked out the window and the driver is in the driveway with his door open and 1 foot out of the door resting on the ground. Now I do like Kayla she is a really nice girl. And does give a very good BBBJ. But This driver hanging out in front of my house is a BIG deal to me. I will not repeat if she has a driver again. But will consider stopping by her place. Maybe I should have a driver hang out at her place creating attention. Maybe she would understand then? LOL.

Late in posting this, but I dreamed I saw KierstenKink a second time. Set up was easy, and I love the fact that she has a private incall. Dreamed I sampled BBBJ, cfs in cowgirl and doggy (highly recommend, as the view from behind is by far the best) and finished with BBBJCIM. She let me use her shower afterwards as I needed to clean up before heading home. Her incall was fairly clean. Not the cleanest but by far not the dirtiest place I've seen. I'm a fan of a bit more in the tit department, but the service is excellent, and I would definitely repeat again in the future.

I saw Kayla yesterday for the second time. First time was at a quiet apartment. Now she's "between places", and had me meet her at a fast food place. She had a driver drop her there, and wait for her while we went off in my car. I didn't get a good look at the driver in driving by, but she said it was her mother. . . . . Good, inexpensive service. Dropped her back off at the fast food place where her mother awaited.

HF.

[QUOTE=Charlie1800;2502481]My UTR Krista has disappeared. At least she hasn't been answering my calls and texts? Anyway I called KaylaNicole last Friday and had her come to me. She arrived in 20 minutes which was nice. But she had a driver? I am just not comfortable when they have a driver. He stooped right in front of my "Nosey Neighbors" house and let her out to walk to my door. When she came in, she texted him and he left. So we chatted a bit and then we went for her specialty (BBBJCIM). I had a bit of trouble do to the driver thing. And she had to work extra hard and long. But eventually she came through for me. After getting dressed we chatted a bit, then I looked out the window and the driver is in the driveway with his door open and 1 foot out of the door resting on the ground. Now I do like Kayla she is a really nice girl. And does give a very good BBBJ. But This driver hanging out in front of my house is a BIG deal to me. I will not repeat if she has a driver again. But will consider stopping by her place. Maybe I should have a driver hang out at her place creating attention. Maybe she would understand then? LOL.[/QUOTE]