Kelly - 33 : Don't just walk, Run. Far, Far, Away
Hey guys,
I was able to get out and about, so I though I would give miss Kelly a try. Her picks on the BP ad looked pretty good, so I thought I would take one for the team. Take one is the operative word, as in take one right in the nuts.
First, she is not the lady in the picks. She readily admits this on first contact and sends you an actual pick of her self. However, this pick must have been made before several years of crack use. Once I arrived, if you closed one eye and looked out the corner of the other, then yeah the pic somewhat matched.
On to the fun stuff. In for a penny, in for a pound. I stayed to see where this would go. Started out by laying out donation. She says ok, get comfortable. She picks up the donation an places it in the microwave.
She heads to the bathroom and comes back out after a few minutes. Looks at me and says, "What happened to the donation". I said, you put it in the microwave. She looks in, gets it out and places it in her purse / bag.
Once undressed, she is rail thin. More angles and ridges than a pillow case stuffed with claw hammers. I opt for doing the deed from behind. She provides no warm up. Just sticks it up in the air and says ok, go ahead.
After about five minutes, she scoots forward and says ok, all done. I said what. She said you half hour is up. I said lady I been here like 10 minutes. She says, well your time is up. And she starts putting on her clothes. Not much I can do at this point but remove the cover from a still rigid appendage and get dressed myself.
Oh well, you win some, you lose some. I've had pretty good luck lately so I was about due.
As usual, each individuals time may vary. However. I recommend to avoid this one at all costs.
Later,
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