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[QUOTE=Tallguy3854;2756448]Saw her posting again and thought I would relay my experience. Called to set up an outcall. Lots of texts, set time for visit at 3:00 PM for a see note. About 12:30 she asks if I can meet earlier. Told her I would try to get free earlier so let's shoot for 2:30. Get to outcall at 2:15 and text that I am ready. The BS texts start. Taking shower, leaving house, traffic bad, need gas, blah blah blah. Shows up about 3:30. Tired, worn out **** shuffles up in sweat pants and house slippers smoking a cigarette. Probably had not showered for four or five hours. First thing, says she was in car accident and can't do missionary because of glass imbedded in her knee, only doggie. WTF? Got glass in your knee so you can't lay on your back but you can get on your knees? BBBJ, then cover on for a quick nut in doggie. The only positive was that she did a rim job. Rarely ask for that but thought that I would since I would NEVER call her again anyway and wanted to see what she would do. Said she charged more for that. Sorry experience from someone that you do not want to be with. Pick another ad. I gave her an extra 5. 00 for the rim and still felt she was grossly overpaid.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the share. I wish I would have read about it earlier. Thought it was going to be a good day and it quickly went south.

Called number in ad, immediately answered and a meeting was set up with no problem. Texted on the way but was dropped off by another which I hadn't bargained on. (Mistake number one because I usually will not set up OC if they do not drive themselves alone).

Met at door and was pleasantly surprised. Looked better than the pictures and not near the 145 LB's listed. Some small talk and she excuses herself and goes to the restroom and starts talking on the phone. OK by me as no details had been discussed. Comes out and roses are given out for an hour visit. Heavy petting ensues and on to nudity and a BBBJCIM. Pop goes the weasel and she excuses herself again (I'm assuming mouthwash and round two). Back on the phone again in the bathroom, comes out and starts getting ready to leave. This is maybe 20 minutes from the roses being handed out. I'm told one pop and I'm done and out the door she goes. WTF? I'm not going to physically detain anyone. I think that's kidnapping.

Broke a couple old and cardinal rules that day because the little head did all the thinking. Have been texted back but will not respond or repeat.

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I Saw her late last night. She doesn't post pics but will text you a couple. The pics are legit. Pretty girl. Bruenette with big Brown eyes. Spinner body. Nice legs and cute but. Sweet girl. A few tats but not excessive. Very country which I liked since I'm country as well. Decent person just trying to make it. No signs of drug use. I asked for a GFE session which was new to her. She was agreeable and willing to please. Kissing, BBBJ, covered up, CG, DS for the finish.

I would see her again. Now that she knows I'm legit and understands what I want I think the next session could be a lot of fun.

Cons. Bad motel on new circle. She's totally safe but I wouldn't leave anything in the car, LOL. Smokey room. - not my thing since it's not easy getting that off your clothes after. I think she would be willing to tone that down on request if it's an issue like it is for me. She's a sweetheart and easy going.

Seniors PM with questions.

[QUOTE=Daniel320;2794004]I contacted her and requested an early afternoon appointment after seeing her posted hours on her web page. She responded quickly enough with an okay, then a few minutes later another email saying sorry about that, her hours started at 5 pm. I already told her my schedule so I couldn't do the later time. I did remind her what her web page said her hours were. After reading Vettes and JTrees (what is TL; DR BTW?) report I'm now inclined to believe that she's not legit. She did send a photo and appears to be around the age advertised. Two hours of massage to get a happy ending might be just a bit too much rubbing for my patience.[/QUOTE]TL; DR means too long didn't read. Its used to point out long winded posts on the net.

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Never bothered to try them but from all the negative reviews its getting to be ridiculous for them to keep posting ads. From what I rembered ginger started off as an reliable girl from what I read and the other one is constantly changing names because of all the reviews. And to think we wouldn't recognize them with the wigs.

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Dreamed of her recently. Cute girl, very petite little brunette. Started with a decent HJ, then to covered BJ. Moved to mish and that's all she would do. Will not repeat, she definitely is in it for cash. Way too mechanical for my tastes.

Cute little spinner brunette with a sexy little ass. The pictures are older and she has added a few tats. She was a major pain to setup with and kept giving me the run around. She kept pushing the time back and was almost two hours late. She showed up with a driver which is an absolute no-no. After being reminded, she still forgot to bring a cover for the dream. Settled for an amazing BBBJ. I may repeat, but she is way flaky and gives me a bad vibe.

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[QUOTE=WhatsUp169;2795735]Anybody know this crystal. ?[/QUOTE]Facebook her number. Very cute. But a bigger girl I think.

[QUOTE=Daniel320;2794004]I contacted her and requested an early afternoon appointment after seeing her posted hours on her web page. She responded quickly enough with an okay, then a few minutes later another email saying sorry about that, her hours started at 5 pm. I already told her my schedule so I couldn't do the later time. I did remind her what her web page said her hours were. After reading Vettes and JTrees (what is TL; DR BTW?) report I'm now inclined to believe that she's not legit. She did send a photo and appears to be around the age advertised. Two hours of massage to get a happy ending might be just a bit too much rubbing for my patience.[/QUOTE]I just read two reviews in the Massage parlor section by the same reviewer #480 and #481 on our aforementioned subject. I'm glad someone got to meet this lady and had the patience for the 2. 5 hrs til the happy end. The reviews are two days later on the subject.

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Never bothered to try them but from all the negative reviews its getting to be ridiculous for them to keep posting ads. From what I rembered ginger started off as an reliable girl from what I read and the other one is constantly changing names because of all the reviews. And to think we wouldn't recognize them with the wigs.[/QUOTE]It's funny- the one that started as Kylee has had at least 3 other girls work with her and she herself has probably used 5 or 6 names in as many weeks. I've heard mixed things on the one who started as Ginger. Rumor has it there are a couple of guys (boyfriend pimps) who may come in and break things up if the girls aren't in the mood to play. I've also heard though, from a decent source (pretty reliable) that a rip off is not the worse thing you can get from Kylee. Pretty nasty stuff. I guess all the name changes should say it all!

Made the mistake of going to see Misty who advertises as the sweet little country girl at the Bryan Station Inn (859-XXX-1081). I was on that side of town, in the mood and she got back to me kinda quick. When I asked her how much time the $50 got me she replied "it lasts till your done". I didn't expect much but I figured if she looked scary when I got there I could bolt. She came to the door fully dressed, and to my surprise looked pretty much as she did in the ad. THEN the clothes came off. GOOD. LORD! All I can say is she looked like a human shar pei (sp?) everything on this woman sagged. I mean EVERYTHING! (Remember the granny cartoons in Playboy?) She advertises as 35 but the body looked like what I imagine a well worn 65 year old would. I closed my eyes and pretended to be elsewhere- I kind of challenged myself to see if I could do it. She insisted on using her own cover which I can only guess was a quarter inch thick and made by Firestone. She did maybe 3 minutes of a really bad bit of head and then suggested we do it doggy. Unfortunately I had to open my eyes to assume the position and that did kill about any hope I had- though I will say Mr. Wiggly seemed attentive in spite of things. After being there maybe 5 minutes. Her phone rang with calls and vibrated with messages. After maybe 45 seconds of doggy she started asking if I was close. Yes, in fact, I was close to getting dressed and getting the hell out of there. After about another 90 seconds I pretended to pop and then hurriedly dressed. She commented she'd like to see me again but that I'd need to pay a little extra if I was always going to take that long! (I had been there 7-8 minutes tops. Literally, 7 or 8 minutes! I told her I'd deal with that next time- knowing full well there would be no next time! As I exited her next date arrived, or should I say next 3 dates. I wanted to warn them but they were all speaking Spanish and I decided they were on their own. I guess I'll say pass on this one, unless you maybe have a granny fantasy. I kinda feel scarred for life- it was ugly boys.

[QUOTE=LuvSpinners;2797451]Facebook her number. Very cute. But a bigger girl I think.[/QUOTE]I tried that didn't get anywhere.

[QUOTE=Daniel320;2794004]I contacted her and requested an early afternoon appointment after seeing her posted hours on her web page. She responded quickly enough with an okay, then a few minutes later another email saying sorry about that, her hours started at 5 pm. I already told her my schedule so I couldn't do the later time. I did remind her what her web page said her hours were. After reading Vettes and JTrees (what is TL; DR BTW?) report I'm now inclined to believe that she's not legit. She did send a photo and appears to be around the age advertised. Two hours of massage to get a happy ending might be just a bit too much rubbing for my patience.[/QUOTE]I've had two appointments. 2 hrs then 3 hrs appt. Probably overpriced but to each his own. Nice experience but nothing more than what's stated on her website. Very nice, very sexy appearance, 40+, great personality and makes the whole experience pleasurable. Easy to set up apt, 3 star hotel. Has a legit job so her availability is restricted to after 5 except for weekends. Pic is accurate. Sexy bra and panties with stockings which I love. Full dirt blond hair with huge puppies.

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[QUOTE=Lexiboy;2797775]Made the mistake of going to see Misty who advertises as the sweet little country girl at the Bryan Station Inn (859-XXX-1081). I was on that side of town, in the mood and she got back to me kinda quick. When I asked her how much time the $50 got me she replied "it lasts till your done". I didn't expect much but I figured if she looked scary when I got there I could bolt. She came to the door fully dressed, and to my surprise looked pretty much as she did in the ad. THEN the clothes came off. GOOD. LORD! All I can say is she looked like a human shar pei (sp?) everything on this woman sagged. I mean EVERYTHING! (Remember the granny cartoons in Playboy?) She advertises as 35 but the body looked like what I imagine a well worn 65 year old would. I closed my eyes and pretended to be elsewhere- I kind of challenged myself to see if I could do it. She insisted on using her own cover which I can only guess was a quarter inch thick and made by Firestone. She did maybe 3 minutes of a really bad bit of head and then suggested we do it doggy. Unfortunately I had to open my eyes to assume the position and that did kill about any hope I had- though I will say Mr. Wiggly seemed attentive in spite of things. After being there maybe 5 minutes. Her phone rang with calls and vibrated with messages. After maybe 45 seconds of doggy she started asking if I was close. Yes, in fact, I was close to getting dressed and getting the hell out of there. After about another 90 seconds I pretended to pop and then hurriedly dressed. She commented she'd like to see me again but that I'd need to pay a little extra if I was always going to take that long! (I had been there 7-8 minutes tops. Literally, 7 or 8 minutes! I told her I'd deal with that next time- knowing full well there would be no next time! As I exited her next date arrived, or should I say next 3 dates. I wanted to warn them but they were all speaking Spanish and I decided they were on their own. I guess I'll say pass on this one, unless you maybe have a granny fantasy. I kinda feel scarred for life- it was ugly boys.[/QUOTE]That's some funny shit right there. You should have asked her to take her teeth out for you. LOL.

[QUOTE=LuvSpinners;2798618]That's some funny shit right there. You should have asked her to take her teeth out for you. LOL.[/QUOTE]Icn't wait to see her. All saggy everywhere and no teeth. LOL. Sounds awesome. Lmao.