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[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]I needed a good laugh this morning.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]So, just for fun I rated Michele1 L on your scale and she only earned 60 points.

There is a nun at the church that earned 80.

That's just all wrong.

C3.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]But I'm not naming names.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2972135]So, just for fun I rated Michele1 L on your scale and she only earned 60 points.

There is a nun at the church that earned 80.

That's just all wrong.

C3.[/QUOTE]LOL that's harsh anti smoking.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]I'm sure many on this board know at least two women that describe what you're looking for. I can think of two off the top of my head. The only stipulation is that you're most likely going to have to fork over quite a few goodies. They are definitely out there if you're willing to head further down south.

[QUOTE=Gentleman 100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]
This needs to moved to general forums. Unnecessary crap I have to scroll through. With useless info.

You're on the wrong thread you should be reading USAG classifieds there are a bounty of well reviewed lovelies that meet the grade I. E. Avalon, Dahlia, Abagail etc.

[QUOTE=Gentleman100;2971833]I am curious if my ideal provider is truly out there.

Here are the criteria and the point value (for those keeping score):

1. Drug / Smoke / Disease / Drama-free = 30 points.

2. No mental health problems that would keep her from working a regular job = 10 points.

3. Nice looking: what most people would say is attractive = 10 points.

4. Skilled: truly knows how to please a man = 20 points.

5. Body proportionate: I imagine a girl who is overall thin, but with a nice proportionate pair of boobs, pretty butt, and face = 10 points.

6. Honesty: posts her own recent photos, delivers what she promises, etc. = 10 points.

7. Optional Bonus points: girl has a regular job, but does this on the side to help make ends meet (perhaps a single mom who is a nurse and this helps pay off school loans) = 10 points.

Total Possible Points = 100.

For those who qualify with the maximum points:

If you are a provider, feel free to PM me directly with links to an ad / website / contact info / photos.

If you are a senior member: post a reply in the forum or PM me for UTR providers.

Thanks in advance for all of the input. Stay safe everyone.[/QUOTE]

What's good.

I was driving by obt and 40st I see this hot girl walking, had to have her in my car, picked her up went to 711 (the whole way I was fingering her and she was giving me a hand job). Went to her place in some old crack house went in a room by the back, no light but a sofa and table. I didn't care I use the lights on our phones and fucked her ever which. Ok bbj, sucked her big titts, made out (GFE all the way) put the hat on and fucked her hard k9 while pulling her hair and big titts.

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Had a visit with Tiffany a few weeks ago at her location off I'drive.

Easy to make appointment via text. Definitely not the girl in the ad, not even close. She was slim and blondwas so and I needed to to bust a nut so when ahead and gave her a shot. The room stunk of weed and when she ask me if I could smell it should have been the hint I needed to leave.

But my little head was hurting for some pussy, she put a hat on and gave a CBJ, worst ever. I think she sucked it for about 30 seconds then said thatsit and how did I want it. I was like that's it. "Yup" so I just finished it in mish and bolted. $. 50 wasted. What a disappointment.

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[QUOTE=Mj832;2969240]Saw her a few mobths ago. Wanted to post my experience because haven't seen any reviews. She is younger than Tina who offers the mystical eastern experience. Safe incall apartment complex on east side. Massage and tease are good. She is open minded and cool. FIV fun and HE is what I dreamed aboit. Can't remember exact damage but was reasonably priced. I will probably repeat while bored one day in the future but not my first choice. Cool lady. Slightly dirty apartment but not gross or anything.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/namaste-come-let-me-touch-you-all-the-way/10516512[/URL][/QUOTE]I was thinking to se her but one pic on as does not gives me enough confidence about her age. Is she in 30's as she claims?

Not sure if this is the correct thread but it is based on an original BP post. I, and others have posted about Amanda near the airport. She is quickly becoming my ATF. Anyway, she reached out to me earlier this week with a new number. When I went to see her that day she informed me that she needed to change her digits because a couple of guys from this board contacted her and insisted that she visited the Greek Islands (which she does not) and then tried to get her to see them for 60 - 80 mario coins. Apparently these individuals continued to call and harrass her to the point that she finally had to shut down her old phone. Look guys, she is not a SW, if she was then by all means negotiate, push the envope, whatever. This is an intelligent young woman that provides a quality experience. She takes her time and strives to make you happy. Regardless of what you may think or believe not every woman on BP is a cheap crack ho. In fact Amanda is not on the candy and just needs the extra funds to make ends meet right now. She does not intend to be doing this long term. Please stop the mistreatment of every woman out there and let's try to keep the good ones around.

Be safe out there.

UtrMonger.

This chick is legit. Smoking hot ass. Non-GFE pro. She lives out in Kissimmee but works the trail on occasion.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gentlemens-favorite-lady-kinky-blonde-bombshell/16502870[/URL]

There are a few ads on backpage showing a location of Davenport. Thats Grady territory. Different girls and numbers, hot as hell. They have a 786 area code. Beware!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50west-colonialincall-juicyiik/16359261[/URL]

Seen lots of ads, anyone had a dream?

[QUOTE=UtrMonger;2974486]Not sure if this is the correct thread but it is based on an original BP post. I, and others have posted about Amanda near the airport. She is quickly becoming my ATF. Anyway, she reached out to me earlier this week with a new number. When I went to see her that day she informed me that she needed to change her digits because a couple of guys from this board contacted her and insisted that she visited the Greek Islands (which she does not) and then tried to get her to see them for 60 - 80 mario coins. Apparently these individuals continued to call and harrass her to the point that she finally had to shut down her old phone. Look guys, she is not a SW, if she was then by all means negotiate, push the envope, whatever. This is an intelligent young woman that provides a quality experience. She takes her time and strives to make you happy. Regardless of what you may think or believe not every woman on BP is a cheap crack ho. In fact Amanda is not on the candy and just needs the extra funds to make ends meet right now. She does not intend to be doing this long term. Please stop the mistreatment of every woman out there and let's try to keep the good ones around.

Be safe out there.

UtrMonger.[/QUOTE]Well said bro I totally agree with that post HIF.

[QUOTE=Crazy2282;2974463]I was thinking to se her but one pic on as does not gives me enough confidence about her age. Is she in 30's as she claims?[/QUOTE]I saw her once a couple of yrs ago. If the pic of the chick wearing the mask is her, it's from a LONG time ago. She is NOT slim at all. Gives a decent massage, followed by CFS. Not terrible, she just didn't turn me on.

She's also a sugar babe on SA.

[QUOTE=BuckNastee;2974507]This chick is legit. Smoking hot ass. Non-GFE pro. She lives out in Kissimmee but works the trail on occasion.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/gentlemens-favorite-lady-kinky-blonde-bombshell/16502870[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MotoMadman;2974773]I saw her once a couple of yrs ago. If the pic of the chick wearing the mask is her, it's from a LONG time ago. She is NOT slim at all. Gives a decent massage, followed by CFS. Not terrible, she just didn't turn me on.[/QUOTE]Seen her great BBBJ also.

[QUOTE=Captainv;2974829]She's also a sugar babe on SA.[/QUOTE]Yup, she told me after I met her.

[QUOTE=UtrMonger;2974486]Not sure if this is the correct thread but it is based on an original BP post. I, and others have posted about Amanda near the airport. She is quickly becoming my ATF. Anyway, she reached out to me earlier this week with a new number. When I went to see her that day she informed me that she needed to change her digits because a couple of guys from this board contacted her and insisted that she visited the Greek Islands (which she does not) and then tried to get her to see them for 60 - 80 mario coins. Apparently these individuals continued to call and harrass her to the point that she finally had to shut down her old phone. Look guys, she is not a SW, if she was then by all means negotiate, push the envope, whatever. This is an intelligent young woman that provides a quality experience. She takes her time and strives to make you happy. Regardless of what you may think or believe not every woman on BP is a cheap crack ho. In fact Amanda is not on the candy and just needs the extra funds to make ends meet right now. She does not intend to be doing this long term. Please stop the mistreatment of every woman out there and let's try to keep the good ones around.

Be safe out there.

UtrMonger.[/QUOTE]I got blasted by for basically saying the same thing about the board recently.

[blue]No you didn't. Unless you think that "hey brotherman, I'm not sure you had a grasp on what the actual situation was and maybe you might want to evaluate the chicks on a case by case basis" and "You're a fucking idiot" are "basically" the same thing.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=BuckNastee;2975014]Yup, she told me after I met her.[/QUOTE]I dropped her of on the Royal Inn around 11 this morning. Pm me if you want some more details.

[QUOTE=Art69;2972058]I got to say I'd love to see her. However, I was pretty sure I new her from real life. She doesn't hide her face to well and when it was confirmed she was in mental health I knew. I am wondering why she changes her age though. She's 39 and looks well, she doesn't need to say she's 33. There have been rumors but I'm glad I know, it's nice to know peoples secret. Don't work with her though. She probably wouldn't see because of this but one day I might try. LOL.

Art.[/QUOTE]After a long time wait, I got some referral to pass to her, and while we are about to meet, she thought that we are working in a similar field in real life.

It is not correct in fact. In the past, in a different state, yes, we could be considered doing similar jobs in real-life, but there is no chance that we can even encounter in daily life with her. Although I respect her decision not seeing me, due to the probability of having seeing me in nearby her working area, I am truly sorry that I am missing the opportunity of seeing this gorgeous woman.

Hey everyone. I thought this was an odd one so I may sharing with the community.

Was trying to hang out with Bella and apparently someone has her phone and resp9 nded that she stole from them and they and LEO are looking for her. So do what you will with that information.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-sexy-girl-next-door/16010586[/URL]

Stay safe out there.

Hey all.

Trying to get some information on Michelle. Can't really find anything on the board.

Has anyone ever had the pleasure of taking her out on a date?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/like-bk-come-be-a-king-have-it-your-way-thank-you-please-drive-thru/14150639[/URL]

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-porcelian-princess-babydoll-skills-that-will-give-you-chills-petite-treat/15170684[/URL]

Had a visit with Trixie last week. Nothing much that wasn't already reported on. Pictures are her but she hides her size. Still very sexual and very fun. Gets into the fun with soft moans and body quivers. Tasted fresh and clean and have one hell of a head game. If you're on the fence just make there jump and enjoy the company. Didn't test the Greek islands but everything else was good to go.

[QUOTE=Barsc;2975390]Hey everyone. I thought this was an odd one so I may sharing with the community.

Was trying to hang out with Bella and apparently someone has her phone and resp9 nded that she stole from them and they and LEO are looking for her. So do what you will with that information.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-sexy-girl-next-door/16010586[/URL]

Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]Not true phone was returned due to no ride it took longer then expected.

And I do mean supersize, not for wimps. I have Intel on a 400+ pounder. Pm me. If it's not your thing, carry on.

Probably the best no hands blow job I have ever had in my life!

[QUOTE=Barsc;2975514]Hey all.

Trying to get some information on Michelle. Can't really find anything on the board.

Has anyone ever had the pleasure of taking her out on a date?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/like-bk-come-be-a-king-have-it-your-way-thank-you-please-drive-thru/14150639[/URL][/QUOTE]

I agree she is well worth a visit.

[QUOTE=BoredAtHome99;2975664]Probably the best no hands blow job I have ever had in my life![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Barsc;2975514]Hey all.

Trying to get some information on Michelle. Can't really find anything on the board.

Has anyone ever had the pleasure of taking her out on a date?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/like-bk-come-be-a-king-have-it-your-way-thank-you-please-drive-thru/14150639[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her a couple times when she was in the Lake Mary area, there are some reviews from several months ago (search for "michele", with one 'L' Good times, but too far now for me to have seen how she is lately.

[QUOTE=Barsc;2975514]Hey all.

Trying to get some information on Michelle. Can't really find anything on the board.

Has anyone ever had the pleasure of taking her out on a date?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/like-bk-come-be-a-king-have-it-your-way-thank-you-please-drive-thru/14150639[/URL][/QUOTE]Howard stern been reviewed on this forum M-45.

[QUOTE=UtrMonger;2974486]Not sure if this is the correct thread but it is based on an original BP post. I, and others have posted about Amanda near the airport. She is quickly becoming my ATF. Anyway, she reached out to me earlier this week with a new number. When I went to see her that day she informed me that she needed to change her digits because a couple of guys from this board contacted her and insisted that she visited the Greek Islands (which she does not) and then tried to get her to see them for 60 - 80 mario coins. Apparently these individuals continued to call and harrass her to the point that she finally had to shut down her old phone. Look guys, she is not a SW, if she was then by all means negotiate, push the envope, whatever. This is an intelligent young woman that provides a quality experience. She takes her time and strives to make you happy. Regardless of what you may think or believe not every woman on BP is a cheap crack ho. In fact Amanda is not on the candy and just needs the extra funds to make ends meet right now. She does not intend to be doing this long term. Please stop the mistreatment of every woman out there and let's try to keep the good ones around.

Be safe out there.

UtrMonger.[/QUOTE]Amanda has been around a LONG time. She is not new to the game.

[QUOTE=Barsc;2975390]Hey everyone. I thought this was an odd one so I may sharing with the community.

Was trying to hang out with Bella and apparently someone has her phone and resp9 nded that she stole from them and they and LEO are looking for her. So do what you will with that information.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sweet-and-sexy-girl-next-door/16010586[/URL]

Stay safe out there.[/QUOTE]I posted a negative review earlier in the week, I may know who owes the phone. I heard its being kept active knowing sooner or later they'll be together again. She stole from me too, I won't let it slide either. About the cops, well who knows, she has little history PM for details on her past. What happened bewteen us is just that.

Itd stay away.

Any Intel on this one? She also does doubles with Chloe. I'm ready for a double header.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-mama/16512328[/URL]

[QUOTE=BoredAtHome99;2975664]Probably the best no hands blow job I have ever had in my life![/QUOTE]I saw aver months ago. Ok motel, but a lot of activity around it.

She was attentive, clean and skilled. I would repeat.

Not to start a long back and forth but the Amanda I discussed in my threads is relatively new to the game (only about a month in the game). She is a UCF student on summer break and not from the area originally. So this is NOT the Amanda you are referring to and thinking about. Here is the link to her ad which has a number that no longer works. I am sure she will go UTR for now.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ucf-student-on-break-needs-some-fun/16209294[/URL]

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2975830]Amanda has been around a LONG time. She is not new to the game.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FLAdventurer;2975830]Amanda has been around a LONG time. She is not new to the game.[/QUOTE]My mistake, I had this Amanda confused with another Amanda.

Has anyone seen this provider. No intel to my knowledge. If she is still in the area next week I may TOFTT. Cute!

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New to this board and would like to know if anyone has any intel on this beauty from Longwood. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-playmate-holly-hollywould/16514171[/URL].

Thanks in advance.

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Saw Natalie a couple times over the past 3 weeks. Dream was ok and at the same time, kinda "weird". Weird as in her rules. She won't do cowgirl, don't ever touch her nipples, and only missionary is allowed. She seems to have a fetish with rubbing her big tits up against your cock to get you hard and straight to a BBBJ. Cover goes on and away we go. She's cute and all but the sex is boring. Plan B type.