Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6603887]Have you been to any AMPs this year? Please post at least two of your experiences.[/QUOTE]I've been to a few around Southern California. Recently found two places with table showers near me and gotten HE 4 out of my last 4 visits. Using the advice I got from here, just laid down naked on the tables, and got the HE without any real hesitation from the providers. Good strong massages with okay HJs at the end.

Finding one that's willing to do prostate work has been considerably tougher. The one I did find so far was long drive aways and gave a lousy massage before. But, one of the best orgasms of my life. Had me face down, two fingers deep while she milked me like a cow.

That enough for you?

[QUOTE=OregonStag;6593002]50 for hhr. No English. Maybe mid 40's big naturals second girl in the back. BBBJ 150 total.[/QUOTE]Stopped by over the weekend. Place was bigger than I expected. Greetes by young and cute girl so I stayed. "Jacqueline" if I remember correctly. No English. Barely even a pretense at massage but she had a nice bod. No tease, straight to business. 150 CBJ and some 69. Fairly mechanical, likely will not repeat.

Body and Overall Looks: 8/10.

Face: 8/10.

Personality: 6/10.

English: 1/10.

Massage: 0/10.

Teasing: 0/10.

Extras: 5/10.

Went to Red Star on Glisan to see Jane after reading a solid review. Psyched about my choice at first when I saw Jane. She's a drop dead gorgeous spinner. . . And actually in her 20's, probably low 20's. . . Wearing a tight pink "fuck me" dress. She knows how much of a unicorn she is. After a short (and pretty decent) massage, she asked what I wanted. Told me she'd rather not do FS due to size, but would for $$. I countered with 1. 4. She wanted 1.4 for mouth and $ for hands. I balked. She asked if she could ask the other girls if they would take 1. 4 for FS. No. So she said sorry and went back to massaging me. So I got up and walked out. Went down the street to Wonderland instead where I drew cute, little Amy and did hands-only for .6.

Was tough to walk away from someone as hot as Jane, but felt like I had to hold my ground and sensed that the service would have been really unenthusiastic (on top of overpriced).

Went to this new place. (next to cola cove in Tigard on 99).

Classic FS place. 2 girls working. (Sasa and Mimi).

Both average looks and services.

Most likely I won't repeat.

Have fun.

[QUOTE=CPorter608;6605078]Went to Red Star on Glisan to see Jane after reading a solid review. Psyched about my choice at first when I saw Jane. She's a drop dead gorgeous spinner. . . And actually in her 20's, probably low 20's. . . Wearing a tight pink "fuck me" dress. She knows how much of a unicorn she is. After a short (and pretty decent) massage, she asked what I wanted. Told me she'd rather not do FS due to size, but would for $$. I countered with 1. 4. She wanted 1.4 for mouth and $ for hands. I balked. She asked if she could ask the other girls if they would take 1. 4 for FS. No. So she said sorry and went back to massaging me. So I got up and walked out. Went down the street to Wonderland instead where I drew cute, little Amy and did hands-only for .6.

Was tough to walk away from someone as hot as Jane, but felt like I had to hold my ground and sensed that the service would have been really unenthusiastic (on top of overpriced).[/QUOTE]You did the right thing.

[QUOTE=WanderingDude3;6604488]I've been to a few around Southern California. Recently found two places with table showers near me and gotten HE 4 out of my last 4 visits. Using the advice I got from here, just laid down naked on the tables, and got the HE without any real hesitation from the providers. Good strong massages with okay HJs at the end.

Finding one that's willing to do prostate work has been considerably tougher. The one I did find so far was long drive aways and gave a lousy massage before. But, one of the best orgasms of my life. Had me face down, two fingers deep while she milked me like a cow.

That enough for you?[/QUOTE]It's for the board, not me. If your experiences were outside of Oregon, then perhaps you could post it in the appropriate section.

Welcome to the board, always happy to have a new contributor. Just trying to get you to accept the concept of contributing before inquiring.

Try moon flower spa on SW gibbs.

[QUOTE=CPorter608;6605078]Went to Red Star on Glisan to see Jane after reading a solid review. Psyched about my choice at first when I saw Jane. She's a drop dead gorgeous spinner. . . And actually in her 20's, probably low 20's. . . Wearing a tight pink "fuck me" dress. She knows how much of a unicorn she is. After a short (and pretty decent) massage, she asked what I wanted. Told me she'd rather not do FS due to size, but would for $$. I countered with 1. 4. She wanted 1.4 for mouth and $ for hands. I balked. She asked if she could ask the other girls if they would take 1. 4 for FS. No. So she said sorry and went back to massaging me. So I got up and walked out. Went down the street to Wonderland instead where I drew cute, little Amy and did hands-only for .6.

Was tough to walk away from someone as hot as Jane, but felt like I had to hold my ground and sensed that the service would have been really unenthusiastic (on top of overpriced).[/QUOTE]Some months ago I had a GPS experience there. I walked on her. You did good.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6605552]It's for the board, not me. If your experiences were outside of Oregon, then perhaps you could post it in the appropriate section.

Welcome to the board, always happy to have a new contributor. Just trying to get you to accept the concept of contributing before inquiring.

Try moon flower spa on SW gibbs.[/QUOTE]You can also read a few posts here and see how names, locations and rates are posted.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6597066]I'm in the market for a PM massage all shops seem to have open menu and these are hard to come by.

Direct message me or reply back.

Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Wendy at Lavender does good PM.

Thanks again for the recommendations but I decided to go for some PM.

I read on RMAPs that Wendy takes direction well. So I went in and paid for 30. She led me to a room and stay in as I undressed. I got hard as I undressed and she reached over and squeezed me.

I laid back down on the table and she laughed and started stroking me. I raised my legs and grabbed behind my knees and guided her hand to my brown hole. She giggled and said OK and left and came back carrying a glove. She put the glove on lubed up and went in. I won't go into full detail but she pounded and pumped me hard. 50/100.

Thank you for the intel. Like you, my initial reaction to Diamond was no all that great. I may have to give them a try again.

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;6601801]Vancouver visits.

Stopped in today at the place bhind China First. 40/60 no table shower, seedy lobby. Have to ring a nice for buzzer for them to unlock the door. Unattractive chubby granny.

Went to Golden Massage. 50/70, +10 for table shower. Petite granny in a little tight dress.

Visited Diamond on 117th. My first visit was terrible, you can find my report here. I responded to an ad to get their location, it turned out to be for this place. I told them my experience and they urged me to try again. Met Bella who leaves Sept 29. Early to mid 30's, cute, white teeth, great curves. Little English until I asked to keep her panties LOL.

50/70, free table shower. Opted for an hour. Thorough table shower. Declined to pee on me (one of these days Ill find my asian pervert). 8/10 massage, it was excellent. No teasing until the end with ligh touches. Negotiations started with 2. Agreed on 160. Asked about DATY, price went to 220! I know better than to negotiate after agreeing. Needed to throw that in sooner.

Open to mish, standing ds, side mish, asian cg. No face kissing, or rough play. Immediately stopped me as I squeezed her neck and withdrew from light spanks.

Fun time. Given that Sunnys has raised their prices I'd visit again. Their table shower is large and the most comfortable I've laid on. Big improvement from the bitches their on my previous visit.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;6605848]Thanks again for the recommendations but I decided to go for some PM.

I read on RMAPs that Wendy takes direction well. So I went in and paid for 30. She led me to a room and stay in as I undressed. I got hard as I undressed and she reached over and squeezed me.

I laid back down on the table and she laughed and started stroking me. I raised my legs and grabbed behind my knees and guided her hand to my brown hole. She giggled and said OK and left and came back carrying a glove. She put the glove on lubed up and went in. I won't go into full detail but she pounded and pumped me hard. 50/100.[/QUOTE]I have read your reviews and unlike many here and there, I find yours very credible. Thanks for sharing some reality in a realm of fantasy.

[QUOTE=Benson008;6607083]I have read your reviews and unlike many here and there, I find yours very credible. Thanks for sharing some reality in a realm of fantasy.[/QUOTE]Thanks B.

And thanks to everyone who shares. Keep posting the grannies! IMHO they give the best service.

Every so often you find a unicorn, that was the case yesterday, 2 for the price of one and fully engaged they had a party with me. I think they were board and wanted to have some fun which they both did multiple times and even helped each other out a little along the way. Truly a once in a lifetime experience. They go by Candy and April.

In Beaverton Next week, what's a good spot right now? I like them in the 20-30's range, grannies just don't do it for me. Please DM me because some of the places I been I can't walk out fast enough from.