Massage Parlor Reports

I recently returned to this place and it was a totally different experience. [URL]www.vidamassage.net[/URL].

No pretty ladies in sight. No two handshakes, severely shorted time on a crappy massage. Not sure how they are staying in business.

Stay safe out there.

CR.

[QUOTE=ChicagoRocks;3249632]Tried this place a while ago: [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/%E2%80%8D-latina-massage/49420212[/URL].

Its a storefront location, kinda still under construction. 65 was the hour door fee. Penny, short for Penelope, was my MT. She is a young latina spinner. The menu included a handshake for 40 or nude massage with a handshake for 120.120 was more than I was looking to spend, so I went for standard handshake. Still thinking about the nude massage, because she was HOT. She also said there was roaming with the upgrade. There was some light rubbing, with a handshake on the flip. Here's the part that surprised me, after the handshake she flipped back over for more light back rubbing and told me to let her know when I was ready for another handshake! I thought the 2 pops from this cutie was a pretty good deal if you aren't looking for a real massage.

I'm still looking for a place that offers reasonable FS, like the latina apartment on Bryn Mawr used to.

-CR.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure this is a newer place off Western. Lynda gives one hell of a hard rub. Standard rub and tug.

[QUOTE=AImldm;4135354]Malena from Chicago sensual touch has a massive GPS. She is by far the worst provider I have ever contacted. I texted her and got a standard message. I asked if she was available before providing my online presence and she replies back with an insult. She is low class and arrogant given how old she is and is very with bad customer relations. One can guess how bad her service would be. I give her 0 stars and do not recommend her at all.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you didn't see her. My $. 02 is that this hasn't been my experience at all. She's friendly, pleasant and delivers a nice massage with a few options on the finish. It's been a while, but that does not sound like her MO to me to insult somebody and come off as low class and arrogant. At least that's my experience.

BB, out.

I'm seeing ads for bite massage. What is that? Edit.. Googled.. It's like cupping but with the mouth.. Aiii

[QUOTE=IggyD;4137006]I'm seeing ads for bite massage. What is that? Edit.. Googled.. It's like cupping but with the mouth.. Aiii[/QUOTE]Sounds like a hickey.

[QUOTE=Kimbll83;4131365]Has anyone seen this massage provider or even gotten a hold of her? I thought she had been discussed, but came up empty on the massage thread search. I've emailed multiple times with no response. [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2975452[/URL].[/QUOTE]Info is up in the Aurora thread.

[QUOTE=ComeRapMe;4134474]Anyone other than the owner been to VIP in streamwood?[/QUOTE]I haven't taken the plunge.

I'm also waiting on some intel from our Senior mongers.

I hope this joint turns out to be decent.

[QUOTE=BenBeck;4136075]Sounds like you didn't see her. My $. 02 is that this hasn't been my experience at all. She's friendly, pleasant and delivers a nice massage with a few options on the finish. It's been a while, but that does not sound like her MO to me to insult somebody and come off as low class and arrogant. At least that's my experience.

BB, out.[/QUOTE]Well I think you probably had a better experience. She might have changed of late as well. As I said earlier, I wanted to know if she was available before sending her my details and also if an I'd would be ok when we met, but she replied with an insult calling me stupid and an idiot. That was shocking because someone in this business should have better customer skills. I still don't recommend her think she is not a very good person.

Anyway the only reason I contacted her is because she is reviewed. If you know any other reviewed provider please do let me know.

Thanks.

I chatted with her today. She finds this all amusing. You guys who know her sense of humor. She wish us all happy new year!

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;4137823]I chatted with her today. She finds this all amusing. You guys who know her sense of humor. She wish us all happy new year![/QUOTE]Well if you're in touch with her, then tell her to get her ass back here!! .

Gone, but not forgotten.

BB, out.

I haven't been involved in the MP scene for a while and I've read good things about Norwood on milwaukee. Any recommendations on who I should see? Menu and rates would be appreciated.

Greetings -.

I'm a very active participant of the main ISG boards, but having recently started to travel to the USA more regularly, have been very pleased to find such an active local community.

Thanks to this forum, I had a dream that managed to sneak down to SXL while on a business trip to Chicago. Easy to find thanks to clues here, and having heard about Kelly, was able to request by name. Prices for the hh were higher than I am used to in other cities, but with only a 10 min wait needed to enjoy Kellys service I was pleased to cough up the $. 5.

Kelly is a really cute mid-30's girl with an incredibly tight figure. Bolt on D's and an ass that is tight and firm. Her massage was excellent, and before the flip had me ready to rock. She had noticed that I enjoyed her finger play with my hole, and so she took this to a full Pros massage while manually releasing my tension with her other hand. Her attitude and effort were 10/10 and I would highly recommend her to others. I only took her L1 offer for $. 6 but I know more is on offer from reports here.

All in all. A great first IL experience, and thanks to members for contributing.

[QUOTE=AlBundy78;4138268]I haven't been involved in the MP scene for a while and I've read good things about Norwood on milwaukee. Any recommendations on who I should see? Menu and rates would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]The actual place isn't a MP, it just a cluttered room with a very uncomfortable table. The owner, whoever it is, could even be an old Polish lady who picks up the phone, is trying to cut every dollar of the overhead, so the place sucks. Speaking about providers, the reviews are mixed and mostly are not positive, I concur. YMMV, but for the same money you can get better experience at nicer places.

[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;4137823]I chatted with her today. She finds this all amusing. You guys who know her sense of humor. She wish us all happy new year![/QUOTE]The Chinese New Year was today. The reverential animal / object is as per the caption. Don't forget to wish your Asian MT well on the New Year.

Only saw her once but there was an incredible Japanese girl at Spa Yun. She was going by the goofy name of Dunkin. She has a think for DD coffee. She was a 9. 5/10 on the Chicago scale. Esp considering the quality at SY has really gone down. Stopped by the other day and she's gone. Curious if anyone else had the chance to see her and hopefully had the sense, unlike me, to try to keep in contact and find out where she went. Mamasan said she caused too much trouble. I'm sure there was friction between her and the other girls because she just blew them away.

They have another location in LP now. Anyway, I had been lurking this group for awhile and pulled the trigger for Zena. When I got there, to my surprise it was Naomi from LT, who I had never seen in person, but had also been after. Not the same pics as listed for zena and she didn't know of a zena. Pure bait and switch.

The good. Very petite, which I like and a decent massage. Seemed like she tried. However, so she was very soft spoken and seemed bored.

I'm happy I finally got to see her, but I really wanted to see zena that day and Naomi didn't even know that name and clearly didn't know what the ad offers. I didn't push as it's not her fault or even give her the details, but it was very disappointing overall. I blame the booker.

Called up this place as the ads seemed legit. Instead I was told to go to the 3400 block or Irving park. I've been down that road twice and disappointed both times. I said no to them. Called a place basically across the street. The woman was nasty and didn't speak English. Would not repeat.

Bad couple days for me.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4140576]They have another location in LP now. Anyway, I had been lurking this group for awhile and pulled the trigger for Zena. When I got there, to my surprise it was Naomi from LT, who I had never seen in person, but had also been after. Not the same pics as listed for zena and she didn't know of a zena. Pure bait and switch.

The good. Very petite, which I like and a decent massage. Seemed like she tried. However, so she was very soft spoken and seemed bored.

I'm happy I finally got to see her, but I really wanted to see zena that day and Naomi didn't even know that name and clearly didn't know what the ad offers. I didn't push as it's not her fault or even give her the details, but it was very disappointing overall. I blame the booker.[/QUOTE]I have also been trying to go see Zena. She seems to not be available as often as they post. Whatever you do, DO NOT see Lena*. One letter off the name but a completely different person who gives a terrible milking table experience, IMHO.

Visited my friend on Irving Park and was surprised as she was all over me horny as hell, FIV, FIA, DATY then BBJ, 69 tuma I think I could have gone bb but not my style covered up straight to mish then flipped her for some doggy and for the first time finished in her ass, this experience was way better than normal and your experience may be different.

It may have been the Chinese New Year but a did make a pig of myself.

[QUOTE=AnotherJagoff;4139071]The Chinese New Year was today. The reverential animal / object is as per the caption. Don't forget to wish your Asian MT well on the New Year.[/QUOTE]Funny story. I banged a Chinese Chick on Chinese New year last year. I didn't even know that it was a holiday I liked her, she was really nice. She even wished me a Happy New year's! But again they change out girls so often it's hard to know where they go. This was at an apartment in Chinatown not a parlor.

Just a funny story I had happen to me.

817 E. Roosevelt Rd. Stopped by yesterday. Really cute Chinese girl there named Emily. She had on a skin tight top with a zippered front showing off her perfect cleavage. Sorta went down hill from there though with a very uninspiring PG rated massage. She did the full hour though. Her English is not very good. She pointed to a sign about some kind of candle ear thing that's supposed to cure ear infections and other problems I guess when I asked what else was available. Told her my ears were not the problem but we still weren't on the same page. She offered water. She then complained that my tip wasn't big enough but honestly the massage sucked. I should have probably tipped more and go back and try again. Hopefully I didn't burn that bridge. She's a solid 8/10. Would love to see those tits.

[QUOTE=JustARub;4138512]Greetings -.

I'm a very active participant of the main ISG boards, but having recently started to travel to the USA more regularly, have been very pleased to find such an active local community.

Thanks to this forum, I had a dream that managed to sneak down to SXL while on a business trip to Chicago. Easy to find thanks to clues here, and having heard about Kelly, was able to request by name. Prices for the hh were higher than I am used to in other cities, but with only a 10 min wait needed to enjoy Kellys service I was pleased to cough up the $. 5.

Kelly is a really cute mid-30's girl with an incredibly tight figure. Bolt on D's and an ass that is tight and firm. Her massage was excellent, and before the flip had me ready to rock. She had noticed that I enjoyed her finger play with my hole, and so she took this to a full Pros massage while manually releasing my tension with her other hand. Her attitude and effort were 10/10 and I would highly recommend her to others. I only took her L1 offer for $. 6 but I know more is on offer from reports here.

All in all. A great first IL experience, and thanks to members for contributing.[/QUOTE]I saw really recently too for the first time as well. You're experience was totally different than mine. From the word hello she was all business. I might have caught her on a bad day. I should have walked at that point but didn't. Opted for an hour. She did a decent massage for about 30 minutes. I opted for L2. She's great but I asked her for a quick break because it was going to be over so quickly and she said with significant attitude that she wasn't going to stand in that position forever. It was the furthest thing from forever. Maybe her attitude ruined it for me but I didn't think she was all that to look at either. The finger in the hole is fun though.

This massage sucked so you tipped appropriately. This has been reported as a no play zone so don't waste any money there.

[QUOTE=Howard987;4141724]817 E. Roosevelt Rd. Stopped by yesterday. Really cute Chinese girl there named Emily. She had on a skin tight top with a zippered front showing off her perfect cleavage. Sorta went down hill from there though with a very uninspiring PG rated massage. She did the full hour though. Her English is not very good. She pointed to a sign about some kind of candle ear thing that's supposed to cure ear infections and other problems I guess when I asked what else was available. Told her my ears were not the problem but we still weren't on the same page. She offered water. She then complained that my tip wasn't big enough but honestly the massage sucked. I should have probably tipped more and go back and try again. Hopefully I didn't burn that bridge. She's a solid 8/10. Would love to see those tits.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Captain1954;4141472]Visited my friend on Irving Park and was surprised as she was all over me horny as hell, FIV, FIA, DATY then BBJ, 69 tuma I think I could have gone bb but not my style covered up straight to mish then flipped her for some doggy and for the first time finished in her ass, this experience was way better than normal and your experience may be different.

It may have been the Chinese New Year but a did make a pig of myself.[/QUOTE]Where is this?

Name?

There are several places on Irving Park.

Thanks.

I miss Mercy's old location by the firehouse in Chinatown. You were all but guaranteed to leave happy. But ever since it moved across the street and on Wentworth, things have drastically changed. And not for the better. I've gone there three weekends in a row and gotten some excellent massages from an older lady. Early 50's I guess. I even got her cell number. She has no problem with me roaming her, but alas when it comes to the finish, she says she can't do it. There is a sign that says "no sexual activity allowed". Did Mercy get a new owner who runs a very tight ship? I'll keep going there because I do get great massages and I always get all the time I pay for, which is great. But is now a place where several visits may be needed to get a HJ? Was the place recently spooked by LE?

Pms are fine. I have a couple questions on the milking table on montrose.

1. How sanitary is it? Normally there are sheets changes between customer visits on a normal table. This seems like every dude would have to have their junk through a whole which is likely not clean like how a sheet would be changed between visitors. Am I missing something?

2. Their ads normally state edging and they have access to the whole body. Anyone actually get those two? Seems difficult to access the whole body from under a table. More interested in the edging though.

I'd like to try, but I don't want to be disappointed, so I would avoid with some good info. As always I will report back.

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=Gus33;4144313]Where is this?

Name?

There are several places on Irving Park.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hi sent you a PM.

I recently tried a "milking table" for the first time and highly recommend it. IMO, a "milking table" should not be anything special. *Every massage table should be built like this. I think I'm an average sized dude, but every time I have gotten a massage my dick and balls are uncomfortably pressed under my body weight while I'm on my stomach. It's even more uncomfortable if I have a hard-on.

I'm telling you. The massage experience was 10 times better with my dick and balls hanging free while I got my back massaged.

For those who are wondering, I did not get the release from under the table. I did the flip and then release.

[QUOTE=JamesTChicago;4145503]Pms are fine. I have a couple questions on the milking table on montrose.

1. How sanitary is it? Normally there are sheets changes between customer visits on a normal table. This seems like every dude would have to have their junk through a whole which is likely not clean like how a sheet would be changed between visitors. Am I missing something?

2. Their ads normally state edging and they have access to the whole body. Anyone actually get those two? Seems difficult to access the whole body from under a table. More interested in the edging though.

I'd like to try, but I don't want to be disappointed, so I would avoid with some good info. As always I will report back.

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Captain1954;4141472]Visited my friend on Irving Park and was surprised as she was all over me horny as hell, FIV, FIA, DATY then BBJ, 69 tuma I think I could have gone bb but not my style covered up straight to mish then flipped her for some doggy and for the first time finished in her ass, this experience was way better than normal and your experience may be different.

It may have been the Chinese New Year but a did make a pig of myself.[/QUOTE]Please share, sharing is caring.

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I was hoping to get some feedback on where I should go. I was thinking if I went to divinedolls I'd go with Gabriella with the tantric, nuru or strip and rub. Or splurge for the four hand wth yara. Or go with nurubliss Sabrina nuru, milking table or the VIP. I hoping someone could guide me to where the best time will be had. This is going to be a little Valentine's Day gift to my self. Dont really want to get hit with tipping if I'm dropping $200 plus already.

I texted the "chicago" number on the website last week to try and set up my first appointment with this outfit, but never heard anything back.

Is this a secret to getting an appointment with this group? There is no mention of any screening protocol on their website. Would appreciate any help.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=KingPete;4146928]I was hoping to get some feedback on where I should go. I was thinking if I went to divinedolls I'd go with Gabriella with the tantric, nuru or strip and rub. Or splurge for the four hand wth yara. Or go with nurubliss Sabrina nuru, milking table or the VIP. I hoping someone could guide me to where the best time will be had. This is going to be a little Valentine's Day gift to my self. Dont really want to get hit with tipping if I'm dropping $200 plus already.[/QUOTE]I swung by VIP last weekend they were closed. Texted and she told me Monday at 2 pm "young / thin" girl would be available. Got there she had no idea about appt. Said come back in 20 min. Came back told me to go out to the car for 2 min. WTF? Went to bathroom instead. She said then she was available. Owner is okay but not what I was told. She said come back tomorrow. I texted two days later and got another run around. Just my experience. Others have had a positive one there. Had she not promised young / thin maybe it would have been different. I didn't see signs of anyone else there other than her.

[QUOTE=KingPete;4146928]I was hoping to get some feedback on where I should go. I was thinking if I went to divinedolls I'd go with Gabriella with the tantric, nuru or strip and rub. Or splurge for the four hand wth yara. Or go with nurubliss Sabrina nuru, milking table or the VIP. I hoping someone could guide me to where the best time will be had. This is going to be a little Valentine's Day gift to my self. Dont really want to get hit with tipping if I'm dropping $200 plus already.[/QUOTE]I didn't read post carefully. VIP at nurubliss. That was my experience at VIP Massage, Streamwood. I really shouldn't skip my dosage.

[QUOTE=BA4114;4147227]I texted the "chicago" number on the website last week to try and set up my first appointment with this outfit, but never heard anything back.

Is this a secret to getting an appointment with this group? There is no mention of any screening protocol on their website. Would appreciate any help.

Thanks![/QUOTE]They have 2000 + clients. Different time of day, etc.

Search doesn't work when I type in Belmont or Belmont spa. Something else I should be typing? Any info on this place or any recommendations for the area?

[QUOTE=RonM;4133790]I've never seen a provider / massage therapist with GPS. I guess I've been lucky.[/QUOTE]What is GPS?

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I have been thinking about trying to get a massage but was wondering where to go for my first time. I want to go somewhere where are MP have decent-good lookers and maybe younger. Just from reading this, I have heard about SXL and Mercy but where would be some good places to go?

I have made a genuine connection with a masseuse lately at a legit Chinatown AMP (I don't want to disclose her name or the spa she works at because I don't want to get her in trouble). I've gotten some great massages from her on all visits; her techniques and skills are top-level. Although she can't provide extras due to the house rules, we genuinely like each other and enjoy each other's company. The appreciation we've shown each other has gradually gotten intense; after the most recent massage, although there was no HJ, BJ, or FS, we had a serious make-out session with plenty of DFK. She seemed turned on by it and wished she could do the deed, but she told me she doesn't want to get in trouble because if she does, she feels she'll get sent back home. Either by LEO or her boss. What do you guys think I should do?

[QUOTE=OPIllini;4151074]I have made a genuine connection with a masseuse lately at a legit Chinatown AMP (I don't want to disclose her name or the spa she works at because I don't want to get her in trouble). I've gotten some great massages from her on all visits; her techniques and skills are top-level. Although she can't provide extras due to the house rules, we genuinely like each other and enjoy each other's company. The appreciation we've shown each other has gradually gotten intense; after the most recent massage, although there was no HJ, BJ, or FS, we had a serious make-out session with plenty of DFK. She seemed turned on by it and wished she could do the deed, but she told me she doesn't want to get in trouble because if she does, she feels she'll get sent back home. Either by LEO or her boss. What do you guys think I should do?[/QUOTE]Assuming you don't already have some sort of a significant other, try and see if you're able to have a visit with her outside of the shop. Who knows you may end up being the next Bob521.

-w.