Tampa Bay Couples Massage
Does anyone know anything about Tampa bay Couples Massage?
[URL]http://tampabaycouplesmassage.com/[/URL]
Asian Massage on North Florida / Disappointment
Had some free time in Tampa, so I thought I would try out " Asian Massage " on North Florida. As soon as I walked in I saw " Saleena ". She was middle aged, no ass to speak of, wearing short shorts and T-shirt. Kinda thought by her appearance that she lacked in the hygiene department. Should had left, but it was getting late so. Yep I stayed. Paid the $60 for the hour. I heard another girl's voice and I should have at least saw what she looked like, but I said fuck it. Went into the room and got undressed. Temperature was kinda hot in the room. Seems the Asians hate to spend the extra money on the A / C. Saleena came in and started a so-so massage. Did the typical ass and leg rub to let her know I was for real. She did very little teasing until I ran my hand up her shorts and touched her V and she laughed. I asked her to get naked and let me DATY, and she said $, I countered with half of that but she held firm. Agreed to the $, she tried to only take her top off, I said no way, she finally took it all off and climbed up on the table and laid on her back. Started sucking on her nipples (eraser size) and then started my way south down her belly when I got the tall tell sign not to eat anything south of her belly button. Yes it was that bad, carp, bad. She's the first Asian chick that I have ever encountered with this poor hygiene. I was like WTF!! I almost left then, but I stayed and was going to at least get a nut. I really didn't want to even FIV, so instead I held her nipples like stage coach driver while she stroked and blew my load all over her tits and throat. Should have asked for at least a partial refund, but she was going to take a shower for sure now, and maybe wash her V. Should have went to the River instead. Got to Run, cause I'm:
Runninglate.
Hotel MILFs (bit off topic)
[QUOTE=Tommy35;4060690]Looking for some help. Been a while since I've had some free time and going to play soon. Looking for a MILF that dose body rubs and has a full menu [red][b]that doesn't work in a hotel[/b][/red]. I'm anyone can help you can pm me or put it here. Thank you.[/QUOTE]You know where to find do-able MILF's in hotels!!? That whole "[I]hotel bar pick-up-n-fuck[/I]" scene has always intrigued me, whether they're asking to be paid or just asking to be laid, but I've never seriously looked into the idea enough to have a clue how that works, or, more importantly, what hotel bars to find them in. Feel free to PM me with any pointers, or even a tutorial for those of us just plain stoopud about the idea.
Observation. But NOT a Review
In the spirit of the current topic du jour, let me just say that I stopped by [B]Spa 36[/B], on Himes Road, a couple blocks north of I-275, and experienced (yet another) fabulous session with the gorgeous [B]Ivy[/B]!
Purpose of this post is just to note that (thank gawd!) she's still there and available. If I understood correctly, another beauty is set to appear next month, by the name of [B]Sophia[/B] (for those of you that know her). I'm not sure if Ivy "swaps out" at that time, or if Sophia is simply "additional staffing", but I wouldn't recommend risking Ivy's potential vacation (or relocation) and, rather, suggest you all get over to see her while we KNOW she's there.
On a side note, I find it a little amusing and somewhat adorably cute that Sophia tends to pronounce that name as "SO-pee-ah", unaware of the presence of the "PH" phoneme, and that this idiotic "English Language" we have pronounces that as the letter "F". I've thought about taking some time with her, the next time I see her, to coach her through the pronunciation with comparative words she might be familiar with, such as "tele [U]PH[/U]one", or "ele[U]PH[/U]ant", etc.