The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2991496]Oh my,

You guys were quite a tag team.

You two were like the Fabulous Freebirds in the Rat Trap.

Running around peacocking, doing your Freebird strut.

I felt like Kerry Von Erich when Terry Gordy slammed his head into a steel cage door. You guys really know how to deliver the blows here in the Trap!

M2 did so much irreparable damage to me, that he retired his handle long before he could ever gloat, never to be heard from again. Lolololol

So why did Mon'tease2 leave so abruptly? Hmmmm

**Was it because of the lies I caught him in? Even offering me to have his girlfriend call me (yes that did happen). So that she could corroborate his phoney stories.

**Or was it because this Ass-clown even posted a pic of his supposed girlfriend in the Trap? What fuqn jackwagon does this?

**Or could it be because he posted pics of himself dressed up like he going to a Ronald McDonald convention in front of his Primer-painted 80's cookie cutter hud home?

** Or boasting that he knows the names and locations of all the trap houses? WTF, Huh? What kinda fuqn loser do u have to be coming out bragging about this?

Maybe? Just Maybe? I don't know, just speculating here champ.

Me retired? Yes, sort of, I guess. Didn't want to say it, but over time you just began to bore, you were no longer that shiny new toy anymore.

Hey, I know you missed me, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings I wanted to be a nice guy and tell you (like they do in those complicated relationships people try to escape from) by saying, "it's not your fault Chrissy, it's not, it's me".

Sorry I had to throw that out there pumpkin, sometimes you just have to rip the bandaid off.

Now get back to work clown, break time is over.

Oh, and BTW you missed a spot, be a pal and get that for me.

Thanks,

4-ever your Idol.

P mutha-fuqn G.[/QUOTE]Your such a lost and confused soul. FYI I have personally met M2 AND his girlfriend. Girlfriend is pretty hot by the way asswipe, I've had several phone conversations with him as well. My take on you and M2 is the following, You are still to this day very jealous of him and his girlfriend and his swinger lifestyle. You're life is boring and simply pathetic. You're wife is butt ugly and you also are very envious of my high profile status and my lifestyle on Paradise Trail. Unlike yourself, we are two legends you dumb fuck.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2991450]Ginger had moved to Ocala with her bf. I don't talk to her anymore. I have a plethora of other girls that are just as good, even hotter, and more forgiving on the roses required.[/QUOTE]Vino, As ALWAYS you're a foolish dumb old man. How can anyone be so fucking stupid? You are weak, foolish, clueless and simply pathetic. Ginger is not in Ocala, gingers boyfriend is that glass crack pipe and of course the many dicks she sucks. Vino my advice to you is to move out of Orlando as you are a true embarrassment to the rest of the REAL mongers here.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2991451]Goofy Georgie Mason he's a horse's ass LOL.

[URL]https://thumbs6.dreamstime.com/x/horse-s-ass-2483689.jpg[/URL]

BAM! ROTFF.

Trail Hunter Livin' The Dream.[/QUOTE]Is a total LOSER!! He is not worthy of our posts TH.

[QUOTE=KansasQueen;2991189]So ill go cry now. But hey can me make up a new lie sh**tz old & your nonexistent to me. These monger might like you but I'm sure 100% of the girls posted on the board won't lay you! So instead you must come pester the f out of us thinking your opinion effects our money. ? No in return theres guys who are spending there money with us and not the street walkers you wife and let give you aids! Your a loser but I'm so glad you found your place in the world behind a computer. Pick a place and meet me your nothing but a sacery piece of. That will never show his face. Now on the behalf of me and the rest of the non crackheads here. Keep your money! Ladies please stop responding hell eventually find someone new to hate.[/QUOTE]Sugar why all the hostility? Do you hate me baby? Can't we all just get along?

Kansas Queen you're a branded bottom ho, problem is your old, ugly, fake, anorexic and a crack head. Sugar your escorting days are over, hit the trail you dumb twat. I can only imagine how many cocks have entered your asshole in all your year's of sucking and fucking. You discust me Kansas Queen.

Smh.

Hey Sugar! May I ask a favor please?? Can you PLEASE update your sorry very ugly pics on your little ad please? You're face actually reminds me of a elephants ass!! LOL!! That fake Walgreens hair dye you bought needs to be immediately update sugar. I see why you took a so called two week vacation to pine hills. Lmao. Could it be because you're fucking phone is NOT ringing? Take as long a vacation as you want sugar, how's the flea markets scene working out for you??

Take as much time as you need away. No one will miss you here.

F. why. I. Mules are a type of women shoes. Espadrilles are another, A couple of high end brands are called Jimmy Choo's and Loubiton (Have red soles) I've learned this stuff from LISTENING to very classy women.

So BABY SWAGS got a new pair of shoes! So Swags are you classy?

VS.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2992012]And what a catch, the goons actually think an ATV is a donkey. The king of Jackass's PartyCaptainPimpVino has all his goons follow his lead. What a bunch of morons, yeah we rode donkeys through town and through their land!! Fuqn morons!!

Swags.[/QUOTE]Instead of being distracted by this banter, you need to focus on your future as a farm animal on that visit you made last weekend. You are destined to be either bacon (fatty, not lean) or the petting zoo. Few pigs make it to the petting zoo, so I am betting on bacon to be sold at Walmart, the lowest end grocer.

3 arrests in 3 different counties and you are on here trying to boost your self esteem?

You are one fucked up person.

There is absolutely zero reason for you to be on here spending time attacking others. I realize you like to brag and boast but at the end of the day, you got nothing. Absolutely nothing. Zero self esteem.

You have posted peoples names before and other personal info, only an asshole would do that. And that you are.

Go get help, there are professional counselors that would consider you a challenge and might be able to help you turn your life around.

This is not intended as banter. It is intended as a wake up call to a person that is really off track. You have been a hooker, busted for coke, busted for pot, busted for DUI, busted for driving on a suspended license. I am sure your family is not proud. Go get some help. You are 43 and an embarrassment to your family.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2991543]Your such a lost and confused soul. FYI I have personally met M2 AND his girlfriend. Girlfriend is pretty hot by the way asswipe, I've had several phone conversations with him as well. My take on you and M2 is the following, You are still to this day very jealous of him and his girlfriend and his swinger lifestyle. You're life is boring and simply pathetic. You're wife is butt ugly and you also are very envious of my high profile status and my lifestyle on Paradise Trail. Unlike yourself, we are two legends you dumb fuck.[/QUOTE]Once again you nailed it brother, another bull's-eye my man. You have me figured out and I am big man for admitting how right you are!

You should give up mongering asap for you have totally missed your calling.

Ever consider becoming a clairvoyant? Your like the great Carnac of the Rat Trap. Johnny Carson would be proud.

Wait a minute here, you met M2 and his girlfriend? At their house?

How sweet is this,? I didn't know you volunteered for Habitat for Humanity? What a nice gesture.

They will actually take someone with a previous Felony?

You must of been in charge of installing all his toilets, with all your bullshit it makes perfect sense.

Take care flush master.

PG.