Humorous Photos

[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1111776]Was the night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru the hood,

Everybody be sleepin' and the sleepin be good.

We hunged up our stockins, and hoped like all heck,

That dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.

All of the family, was lyin on the flow,

My sister wif her gurlfriend,

And my brutha wif some hoe.

Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,

When I heard such a fuss, I thunk. .

"Sh'eet, it must be the law"

I pulled the sheet off the windoe and what I'ze could see,

I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.

But what did I see, made me say,"Laaawd, look at that"

Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big ass rats.

Now over all of the years, Santy Claws he be white,

But it looks like us brutha's got a black un' tonight.

Faster than a poe'leece caa, my homeboy he came,

And whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.

On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary who,

On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.

Obama landed that melon, right there in the street,

I knowed it fo' sho'. Can you believe that Sh'eet!

That Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked the lock on my doe,

An I sez to myself,"Sum. . . He don did dis befoe"

He had a big bag, full of presents = at first I suspeck,

Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear round my neck.

But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.

He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.

Den, wif my crap in his bag, out the windoe he flew,

I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.

He jumped back on that melon, wif out even a hitch,

And waz gone in two seconds,"democrat sum *".

So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,

'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a Shit! [/QUOTE]This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?

[QUOTE=Lucky Gene;1114130]This crap doesn't belong here. Can any of you read the forum title?[/QUOTE]Yup, I know, I goofed, I posted it again in "Political Jokes" but couldn't delete it here.

No big thing LX. I enjoyed reading it, and I enjoy your posts. But LS is correct it should be in Jokes not Photos.

Take a look at this picture.

See if you can figure out what's wrong here.

Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.

Most people get it in under a minute.

G61.

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[QUOTE=Ray Alan;1113794]Nice, this is the moment where Homer Simpson says "doh"[/QUOTE]I must confess, I keep going back to the ass shot and think, if I was drunk enough, maybe, just maybe.

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[QUOTE=Lurker X; 1114908]Take a look at this picture.

See if you can figure out what's wrong here.

Listen to the back ground noise for a hint.

Most people get it in under a minute.

G61.

[url]http://www.tekzoned.com/whatswrong/[/url]

[/QUOTE]Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.

You just can`t make this stuff up.

This is a sad excuse for a snowman. Just look at the sloppy way it was made. The pieces of snow aren't even round. See below. Worst Snowman I have ever seen.

Deer season has started.

So I thought I'the better send out a reminder

About what a Whitetail Looks Like!

No need to thank me,

I'm just doing a public service.

Deer Season Reminder.

So I thought I'the better send out a reminder.

About what a Whitetail Looks Like!

No need to thank me,

I'm just doing a public service.

Follow the instructions.

Get ready to experience an hallucination.

1- Click on the link below.

2- Then "click me to get trippy",

3- Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then.

4- Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from the mouse.

NOT BEFORE!

(it is called "cenesthetic hallucination")

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This is true.

[blue][Police Mugshots deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited to [u]remove the mugshots of persons who were arrested[/u] from the report.

I want to say this carefully so no one gets the wrong idea here, but if you think about it, posting the mugshots of people who have been arrested is [u]somewhat heartless[/u] and really just helping the police in their efforts to embarrass these people.

Since this website is all about assisting people in obtaining commercial sex services, we don't want to add to the problems of the unfortunate people who have been arrested by publishing their names and/or photographs.

[i]Thanks![/i][/blue]

[QUOTE=Lurker X;1118531]This is true.[/QUOTE]Someone told me one time the difference between a b!tch and wh0re were the wh0re will fuck anyone, the b!tch will fuck anyone but you.

Who needs a god damn defibrillator, when you can use a vibrator to bring a pussy back to life. Clear!

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Misfit

[QUOTE=KC Questor;1115523]Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.[/QUOTE]Those damn "jokes" have only been around about 15 years.

[QUOTE=KC Questor;1115523]Man I hate those scream-shock pages. So obvious and so annoying.[/QUOTE]Yeah, because you've seen it before.

But, I have some busy friends who fall for it every 2 or 3 years because they forget about it.

And it great fun watching younger ones who aren't on to the joke. Like the first time someone sees 2 girls and 1 cup.

No Ho Zone

[QUOTE=Gdlint;1119961]No Ho Zone[/QUOTE]Yeah, but only between 11PM and 6AM. Maybe the neighbors want to get some sleep. .

OK, so you're out hunting and it's the beginning of the rut, bucks and does are running around like they have no brain whatsoever.

You know your buddy is in the next blind over and you're both hoping to get a deer on opening weekend, when all of a sudden you look out to your left and see this.

What are you supposed to do? Do you shoot the one with the bigger rack.

Or the gay one?

Happiness in pairs.

I think it broke! Can I help?

Why woman live longer then men.

I think ya know the answer.

Finally, some good economic news!

Ay caramba. Mom!

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Misfit

Brushing your teeth.

I`ve heard of everything now. The foot fuck

Can anyone tell me what this shirt says?

Proof that we have not evolved.

Try to keep your wiener warm in this cold.

If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.

Whatever it is they are protesting, they obviously lack support! .

[QUOTE=Markvi;1134830]If you ever want to watch a political protest, Egypt is not the place to be. Ukraine is.[/QUOTE]

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The man went on a 36-Hour Bender, did a "little" Coke & rum (see pic 1). Almost began his own 'Porn Star Family' by hiring porn actresses to live in a mansion (see pic 2). God bless that man, always spreading the wealth. Now he finally realized he may have a problem. So he entered "rehab" and remains holed up in his multi-million dollar mansion. Getting in home treatment, I think he's doing quite well (see pic 3).

Dude is a fucking legend. He may have lost a couple of teeth but hey it's better to burn out than fade away.

Misfit

Invention of the condom

This was taken at a recent game by a Boston Herald Photographer. Nice work!

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[QUOTE=Bentwang; 1135855]This was taken at a recent game by a Boston Herald Photographer. Nice work!

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[/QUOTE]Did I miss the humor in this one?

Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left.

[QUOTE=Lucky Gene; 1136310]Did I miss the humor in this one?

Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left. [/QUOTE]One of the cheer leaders is doing the splits on the Irish Cartoons face and he's winking!

[QUOTE=Lucky Gene; 1136310]Did I miss the humor in this one?

Granted, NICE photo. I was tilting my head in all sort of directions trying to see down the girl's shirt on the left.[/QUOTE]Yea you missed it.