There is nothing left to hose out.
She swallows every drop. She even has a seat out of the van to give her more room.
[QUOTE=Varoom;1311938]Do you suppose that at the end of a long hard night. The dude parks the van on a hill and hoses out the back end of this puppy? Wonder how much jizzim flows in a typical night in the ole van? But then again, some things are better left unknown. LMAO.[/QUOTE]
Petra and dissappointment!
Oh, not disappointed "in" Petra by any means. Technically, I haven't had the chance to be anything with Petra yet.
My disappointment stems from finally having some time set aside to visit this lovely and I have been finding that her mailbox is full time and time again. Would you guys quit calling her and give a brother a chance!
Still hoping but thinking I might have to change direction as time is a terrible thing to waste.
Hope to catch you soon Petra!
C
But seiously folks, if you're looking for the reason
That there's less posting of useful information on these forums, take a look at the crap being served up on the Backpage thread, or the fact that the most interesting thing on this one is probably fictitious. All of the stupidity drowns out and chases away any useful information anyway. Even things that used to be mostly useful, like Ripoff Reports, quickly descend into little high-fiving sessions by some of the regulars at times. There may well be a "silent majority" of readers who make good use of the info, aren't axxholes and don't constantly post useless drivel. But that's not the impression you get from reading what's on here for the most part.
Thanks for the information
Thanks. And yes, I am the "SO". This forum can be absolutely hysterical. I especially like the "I did some checking on CL and the guy sucks you, too". Man, if I could drive a van AND being sucking a cock in the backseat I would be some kind of amazing contortionist! Also, the "Notice the similar writing styles". I have read this on here many times. Seems this guy should be some kind of writing analysis expert.
Anyway, I appreciate all of the Private Messages from sane, laid back, curious guys. Good to know there are some regular guys that prefer to avoid paranoia as a modus operandi and want to take the time to know some facts before deciding they "know" everything about an opportunity or situation.
I await the responses from the "Senior Members" who certainly make this so damn entertaining!
[QUOTE=Varoom;1313490]SO. "Significant Other". As in boyfriend or husband.[/QUOTE]
Well said! 99% of the mongers on here agree.
[QUOTE=Pictraders69;1314303]Many hobbiests that have been safely enjoying this board for many years, have done so because of Jackson's excellent management and the efforts and expense of many credible Sr members and providers. Newbies have always been welcome and encouraged to make contributions to earn our confidence. However, it is not an instant or automatic process. Anyone, noob or Sr, that thinks that they are above scrutiny of others when they make false reports or represent themselves as someone they are not, are going to be called out and chastised, regardless of the subject matter, as well they should be. You, CT1967, lost your ability to be trusted after making the first false report, and that is enough for me to discount anything you would ever say or post again. Most of us are not likely "dudes that have been pushed around all his life", and many of us could probably twist you like a pretzel, if we were so inclined. However, this isn't about feeling important, respect, or positive 'atta boys' but about enjoying the hobby in as safe a manner as possible, and when scum like you spew inaccurate information, it puts all of us at risk. You're not posting to share information about your personal experience, but instead you are selling your SO's ass and where I come from we call that a pimp. Do us all a favor and go back to fantasy football or stock trading or whatever the fuck it is that you do.[/QUOTE]CT1967, You have insulted Members here and you want respect? As Forrest Gump said : Stupid is as Stupid does!
Never posted an inaccuracy
I was asked by a provider, after I posted, to retract it. She did not want the publicity that comes from mongers chatting about her and sharing info. I made an effort to retract and fumbled it badly. The fact is, there are quite a few providers out there that avoid backpage, indys. Com and other marketing possibilities BECAUSE of the existence of boards like this. Its not the boards existence that bothers them, its the garbage that it creates for them through its postings.
[QUOTE=Upullandpay;1314321]CT1967, You have insulted Members here and you want respect? As Forrest Gump said : Stupid is as Stupid does![/QUOTE]
Not defending, simply chiming in
[QUOTE=CT1967; 1314245]I thought the whole point of this was members sharing info. Not much different than a stock trading board, or fantasy football league site. Yet, on this site, it seems that trying to impress the others with your vast experience in working girl chasing and making others think you have it "all figured out" without waiting for ANY input or factual basis is really what it is all about. I read most of these posts that jump to all kinds of conclusions and think to myself "This has to be some little dude that has been pushed around all of his life that has finally found the opportunity to make himself sound important, to get some respect and positive "atta boys" from others". And lets think about this. What is the subject matter that it involves? I mean, come on, really? This is where you have to get your self esteem boost?
So completely disregard anything that I say. But why was one of your members completely blown off and accused of things when he had something to say that was constructive, informative and met the standards that this forum was created under? Amazing.[/QUOTE]I am in no way trying to defend (or defame) CT1967, or any other aliases they may have once held. I will, however, vouch for her ("Suzie") and the skills in which she possesses. She used to run a BP post referring to a Real Horny Housewife, and there were numerous cites to her pics on the forum (if you recall the cat in the photo). I was fortunate enough to see her at her place a few months ago, and will tell you she was a complete GFE. She knew about the board, but was not wanting the exposure to LEO via positive reviews. Before we headed to the bedroom she simply mentioned that she would rather have no review than a good review. But if I left unsatisfied, feel free to post away. I had a great time, so I kept quiet.
Unfortunately the night I saw her ended up being the first night of a VERY bad week, and that bridge got burnt for a couple of reasons I couldn't control.
Suzie has great skills, a great attitude, and seems to truly enjoy the heat of the moment. Now that all of this has fired back up, just thought others would want to know about her. I'm not certain what CT1967's reason for posting would be. One would tend to think marketing, but it seems as though his approach for that is a little lackluster and offensive. (But who knows. They may be getting more email inquiries now than ever before.)
Not sure if I would be game for a van ride. But who am I to judge how others define erotica. I would guess that if she enjoys the thrill of it, that would translate very well for the consumer.
Stay safe.
Long time listener, first time caller.
I also vouch for Susie. She is really an amazing girl. She is VERY pretty, personable, friendly and incredibly talented. She is not as available as I wish she would be, but I find it worth it to work with her schedule. I am totally convinced that she does what she does because she really likes it and has fun with it. You can't fake her attitude and personality.
[QUOTE=Bobo2; 1314888]You really do live in you're own little world, don't you. That posts clears up nothing. All he did was vouch for "Susie". Nobody was really questioning your SO. We were questioning you, and you've yet your explain your actions.
You admittedly posted false reviews. Honesty is the biggest virtue we have on these forums. If we can't trust each other to come on here a give honest info, what's the point?
You can get all the PM's you can handle, that's their problem dealing with you. I won't believe another thing you say on here.
In my book liars rank right down there with pedophiles and snitches.
Now, I think that ends it and clears it up. I'm through with you.[/QUOTE]
Pirate on Wheel of Fortune.
[QUOTE=Resipsaloquito;1314940]There is nothing I find more annoying then taking someone's review and acting upon it only to find something very important was left out. About 5 years ago I saw a young lady (part timer- now out of the hobby) based upon a recommendation from another site only to find out once I arrived that she was missing an eye. Now, she put an eye patch on and the other services were stellar, but I was caught completely off guard. I tried not to stare and quickly went to DATY. I e-mailed the reviewer afterward to tell him that such facts may be important.[/QUOTE]OK, not to make fun of the gal, but THAT was the best illustration of a hobby point I've ever seen. Thanks Resip, now I have to clean the coffee off my monitor.
Some people's Humor Others' Delight-Van and susie are wonderful
Well I pm'd shy guy about the van and Susie. First let me say that I have had 2 strokes and don't drive. The van idea sound good to me. I emailed Susie and we decided we both wanted to meet. Sunday night was the agreed night and she called when near by my apartment. She is one gorgeous blond with a great body. She picked me up at my apartment. We talked for a bit and our tongues were licking each others tonsils. After awhile she slide down and took my manhood in her mouth and what great dsl. She sucked me dry. After more kissing and fondling. They brought me home. Susie is great both in looks and performance, Nothing scarey about the whole thing.
Why One-eye Crazy Mary Wears That Patch
[QUOTE=Recipsaloquito]Now, she put an eye patch on, and the other services were stellar. .[/QUOTE]I think that's the girl I met about 15 years ago in Detroit! Only then, she didn't have a patch, she had a glass eye. Otherwise, though, she was an amazing hottie. And completely off-the-hook wild in bed.
Mary charged $100 for BBBJ, $135 for CFS, and for an upsell of $175 (which seemed way high until you tried it) she would lean forward, pop out that glass eye, and let you "skull-fuk" her bareback to completion. Words cannot fully describe the intensity of it! I visited Crazy Mary at least twice a month the whole year I worked up there. If I hadn't moved, I probably would have gone bankrupt!
Unfortunately, my job moved me south, and I was almost tearful as I kissed her goodbye for the last time. Mary smiled, though, and as I walked out the door she waived and affectionately called,"Call me if you ever come back to town! Until you do I'm going to keep an eye out for you!"
And THAT, gentlemen, is why she wears the eye patch!
Jackson will tell you to take it to the "Safe Sex" board, but...
Honest data is hard to come by because many are pushing a political position.
One STD is by far the most risky: HIV. You get it by direct blood exposure to the virus. THis is especially a problem with abrasive sex (anal, forced vaginal) , but also HIV can enter through preexisting sores (herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, etc) or any FS activity which might cause abrasion. It is a fool who does FS without protection for this reason. It is in fact difficult to transmit heterosexually without one or more of these risk factors.
BBBJ CAN transmit a number of STDs, especially gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis, papilloma virus and even yeast. The difference from HIV is that these are generally curable. Care in selection of your date (clean or obviously not.) helps. I have never experience an orally transmitted STD, but it is certainly possible. In my youth, a one-nighter gave me Chlamydia (NGU: "non-gonnococcal urethritis"-presents exactly like the clap which I thought I had). Many of us accept the risk for BBBJ becasue of the obvious increased pleasure in flesh to flesh contact with her mouth. But it is not without risk.
Syphilis is rare these days, but recorded as "present" in Cincinnati. The problem with the clap is that more and more it is resistant to antibiotics, tho still, at this point, treatable. HPV immunization is available, and prudent monger's would get the shots.
DATY is problematic. First, let your nose decide. Even clean smelling is no guarantee, but is a start.
Here is the link to the "Safe Sex" Forum:
[url]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?4227-Safe-Sex-Reports[/url]
[QUOTE=Todd Cincy; 1317934]-I have always used a cover for FS, but I have occasionally received BJs and done DATY without. (I try to avoid either, as I am paranoid.)
Question:
-Have any of you encountered STDs in the field?
- If so, what activity resulted I the problem?
-How do you guys feel about doing DATY? Too risky? (Once again, I admit to having done it.) [/QUOTE]
The rest of the story of the one-eyed provder
Ok since Thwack brought it up. Here is th rest of the story:
After e-mailing the individual who did the review and receiving a response, and then following up with others who had been with her. It was clear that this girl did indeed have a glass eye that she put in when the others saw her, which really bummed me out since it was then clear that after checking my references she did not think I was worthy of putting in the eye.
Now everytime I see a post where a monger complains that the escort isn't fresh and showered, I find myself muttering under my breath,"I bet she at least put her eye in for you?"
Sometime in my future, when the ramifications are gone from life, I'm going to write a book about the weird and funny shit that I've run into while mongering. I'm going to call it,"A funny thing happened on the way to the incall or beware of the one-eyed escort."