Was that your 'formation'
[QUOTE=Sir Eptishes]the TAMPA BAY HOBBYIST CORPS (TBHC). We are a fraternal organization of patriotic mongers and we even have our own hymn sung to the tune of the Marine Corps Hymn:
From the haws on 34th street
to the ho's on Gulf to Bay.
We will fight sexual cravings
and always have our way.
First to monger 24 / 7
and to keep off of Craig's list.
We are proud to claim the title
of the Tampa Bay Hobbyist.
Here is health to you and to our haws
which we are proud to pound.
In many a hunt we fought for _unt
and never lost our ground.
If the Amps or the Milfs
ever go onto Craig's list.
You would find the ho's are mongered
by the Tampa Bay Hobbyist.
___________________________
First assembly is tonight on 34th street... don't forget to bring your rubbers![/QUOTE]
I saw last night down by Micket d's?? Anyways, I've been singin' that hawr
anthemn all night and I'm as howrs as a Nordic hore in a blizzard givin' bj's!!
I wanna nominate our very own 'Joe the evermongering plumber' as our next
person most likely to unclog a ho. Semper hodelis is his motto, I believe?
With all due respect commandant....
[QUOTE=R Consultant]Thats the spirit!! We all want to share the wealth and we all want some change why not change the approach of mongering after all these years.
I nominate you President of this Ho'in Club. I can be a consultant and let you know with a scouting report from time to time.
Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]I think you should be our first distinguished commandant. Country first bro!
Now tonights caravan will muster at 2200 by Hess on 34th street. Be prepared for uncle leo and remember to carry concealed donuts in case we need to throw them off the scent! And remember our inherent right to bare arms.
Short sleeves are ok! LOL! And if you get 'pulled over' by po po silence is golden, and we do have the right to ASSemble fellas! Oh yah. Don't forget to bring your glockenspiel in case you wanna play a tune for the db's! It's the only song they respect!
Also more driving directions
If you stay on any part of 38th ave N the SPPD will follow you. Even though they won't follow you over the hump if you decide to be smart and get on the Interstate then SPPD will follow your happy azz all the way out to the Roosevelt Exit. So just be aware if you live in Tampa. Its better to stay on 34st and hope they get off your azz.
Happy Hunting
R Consultant: Cops tailing
If a cop tails you just pull into a business and do some shopping. The cop will get bored and go leave. There is not much the cop can do. The cop will most likely get bored and leave.
I usually go to Wally World
I have been followed many times. I just go to the local Wally World and tell her to come along. I tell her I will buy some new clothes for her. So as she fills up the cart and thinks she getting the stuff. I leave to use the bathroom and never come back.
Can you even think what her face looks like?
[QUOTE=Hargow20]If a cop tails you just pull into a business and do some shopping. The cop will get bored and go leave. There is not much the cop can do. The cop will most likely get bored and leave.[/QUOTE]
Naples would have made sense...
[QUOTE=R Consultant]Last night as I was doing my working thing I observed something very comical. I watched this guyin a white truck pick up a WSW, well he never noticed the cop watching her. The cop was in the middle lane and the white truck was in the far right lane ... I was thinking dude I would be going over the bridge and go to Naples if I have to. There is nothing against the law to have a SW in your car you better had just not do anything else. After the 54ave S the cop U turned and so did I . The white truck kept on going...[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the time in Washington D.C., in my younger days I unwisely made a U-turn to pick up a WSW I'd spent several times with. We actually stopped at McDonald's first. Getting out of that lot, I notice what looked like someone following us. When I realized it was, she and I agreed to meet another night and dropped her off back at what was then the stroll area. Same car followed me all the way over the 14th Street Bridge before it turned around and I went on into Virginia (unsatisfied but only out the price of a couple of cheeseburgers).
In a world a shit ho'in aka Pearl Harbor nuttin'
Friday night I hit SP with Clearwater being dead. Saw Kathy N. Strolling on 34th near Tina's Angels, but didn't partake. Nobody else out in Cedar area.
New Plaza was dead, but saw Crystal walking on 34th by car wash. I went around the block and scooped her on 3rd ave north. Againsed her wishes, I went to a spot away from the stroll area. She wanted to go to her room at Inn On The Hill, but I figured her db would likely be hiding in the shitter. I wasn't in the mood for drama. I remembered her from about a year ago when she was subpar. This time she kept asking for a tip before we even parked and before I paid her! I also remembered that she wouldn't let me nut in her mouth last time. We park and she begins bobbin for apples. After about 15 seconds she stops for air and says: "are you cummin' yet"? She did that about 10 or so times and I kept tellin her ALMOST! BOOOM! Like the attack on Pearl Harbor I nutted all over her damn face without warning. She gagged like a drowning bish and had cobra cream ALL over her! After cleaning up the toxic spill, I noticed the distinct smell of SHIT! Bish tells me she stepped in dog shit on stroll! LOL! Now I don't feel sorry at all for pulling a suprise nut! Dumped her ass off at Chevron and cleaned up my smelly car. Pu! In a few loops through Haines Road, It was totally dead.
Same shit different night
Saturday In SP was really slow ho'in. Shortage of ho's, but also not many prowling mongers.
Haines Road was dead again in all 6 of my loops there.
New Plaza had db's, but Crystal was the only ho I saw. Leo was lurking behind Cactus Charlies and very little traffic in area.
Cedar/Hess area had limited action. Emt driver parked at Hess talking to po po in unmarked dark pickup truck. Saw fat WSW bish in a pajama outfit on 4 or 5 different occassions. Missed out on on interesting WSW who went to Hess from Cedar. Shithead Sheriff (out of his jurisdiction? ) was sitting in parking lot just north of Hess? I left area for 20 minutes and sheriff was gone? Saw WSW peeking/lurking at Cedar. Swooped in for closer look and got to talking with her. Carie, WSW 5'3" 115 40 something, but not bad. Went to her room for soiree. Room was clean and no one else there, but her. Got nice slow bbj cim for 30. She's in the eastern most room of the main cedar building. Drives older model gray 4 door honda sedan with Florida plate and no tinted windows. Says she's been at that room for 5 days and been ripped off by a few of the local hores and their men! She gave 2 thumbs down to Faith and boy was that a suprise? LOL! Looks like Faith and BF borrowed Carie's car for a few minutes, and returned it 3 days later? Nice people!
Its called renting the car out
Hey PR I can tell you that Carrie rented the car out for drugs. Thats how that number works. The dope boys will tell a person I will give you such and such and in return the dope boy gets to keep the car for an specified time. I have heard some smart people call the LE and report it stolen when they dont return in when promised. I would see dope boy getting in hot water over that.
I dont think I would ever desire anything to give my ride away. Get Real!
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Peter Rammer]Saturday In SP was really slow ho'in. Shortage of ho's, but also not many prowling mongers.
Haines Road was dead again in all 6 of my loops there.
New Plaza had db's, but Crystal was the only ho I saw. Leo was lurking behind Cactus Charlies and very little traffic in area.
Cedar/Hess area had limited action. Emt driver parked at Hess talking to po po in unmarked dark pickup truck. Saw fat WSW bish in a pajama outfit on 4 or 5 different occassions. Missed out on on interesting WSW who went to Hess from Cedar. Shithead Sheriff (out of his jurisdiction? ) was sitting in parking lot just north of Hess? I left area for 20 minutes and sheriff was gone? Saw WSW peeking/lurking at Cedar. Swooped in for closer look and got to talking with her. Carie, WSW 5'3" 115 40 something, but not bad. Went to her room for soiree. Room was clean and no one else there, but her. Got nice slow bbj cim for 30. She's in the eastern most room of the main cedar building. Drives older model gray 4 door honda sedan with Florida plate and no tinted windows. Says she's been at that room for 5 days and been ripped off by a few of the local hores and their men! She gave 2 thumbs down to Faith and boy was that a suprise? LOL! Looks like Faith and BF borrowed Carie's car for a few minutes, and returned it 3 days later? Nice people![/QUOTE]
With a name like Faith...
[QUOTE=R Consultant]Hey PR I can tell you that Carrie rented the car out for drugs. Thats how that number works. The dope boys will tell a person I will give you such and such and in return the dope boy gets to keep the car for an specified time. I have heard some smart people call the LE and report it stolen when they dont return in when promised. I would see dope boy getting in hot water over that.
I dont think I would ever desire anything to give my ride away. Get Real!
Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]I guess Carie felt safe loaning (LOL) her wheels? ! Yeah. I woulda' called po po after a few hours myself. I wonder if she got extra payment for the extended rental? It's amazing with all the predators in the hoor/db/pimp/ monger culture. Sometimes all the drama will make your head spin. A GOOD BBJ is the best cure IMO!
Oh, by the way, Miss Kimmy Ly*** is back at the po po pavilian for R n' R! I'm gonna miss her as she was one of the better serpent swallowers.
Angel aka Christina aka Christiana
Sometimes strolls on 4th or 9th street. I actually met her about 2 months ago on 34th street at 70th avenue in the Walgreens parking lot. She's a WSW about 30 with nice body and good oral skills. Nowadays she lives in various houses and apartments off 4th or 9th streets. She tells me she occassionally walks on those strolls, but mostly does phone dates. She's blonde and about 5' 6" 130 lbs and may NOT look like a SW. She didn't when I first met her. Lately I've only hooked up with her via phone (she calls my hodar phone) and we meet up. Don't know her real name, but as long as she swallows my cobra juice, I don't care! She will ask for 50 for bbjcim, but you can likely get her down to 30 or 40. IMO. She's well worth 30 or 40. No rush and nice skills!