2000-2004 Archived Reports

Michi,

Instead of ripping you a new fecal orifice, as you rightly deserve for not RTFF, I'll instead offer you the following:

Info: Dulles is in Northern Virginia, about 25 miles from DC, so you won't find much about it here in the DC forum. There is very limited P4P action around Dulles and it's limited to HJ AMPs, although there are some reports of AMPS offering FS in the past, but no current intel. There are NoVa escort services and independents.

Advice: Drive, hitchhike, take a bus, hail a taxi, rent a helicopter, hire a limo, steal a car - just get yourself to the District. Public transportation is ample and readily available. Now, RTFF.

If, after having RTFF, you have specific questions rather than [i]please don't make me do my homework[/i] general ones, you can ask, and we will gladly help you as best we can.

And Michi, we expect a report on your exploits. :)

DC is a tough town, so we offer up tough love.

Robux

(Now Otto, wasn't that sweet?)

Robux,

You must be getting soft. What would the T-man have said to Michi? If your gonna be the new Don need to be tough like the old fart was.

May 24th,

Newbie.

Had some free time and $$, so I hit 3 spots.

H&H on Wisconsin. Thought I was getting a very attractive provider. During shower, an older Russian woman came in to introduce herself to me. After the shower, I went to retrive my Jacksons, but they were gone. Bad massage with CBJ. Not worth the time, house fee or the tip.

CPHC. Was met by older woman. She asked if I had been there before. Told her I had seen "Young" before. House fee plus tip. In came Agee. Sounds like Angie. Thin with long hair. About a 34C. Good attitude. TS was average. Offered extra for first pop during TS. She declined. Light massage, brief AR, CG, Mish and finish Doggie. Worth the trip and the tip.

On the way home, I spotted a WSW on NY Ave near the Amoco named Cat. She said that she ran out of gas and needed gas money. She got in and immediately showed me her tits and asked to see my package. Finished that bit of business and then discussed price. She wanted 2 Jacksons for BBBJ. I offered two Jacksons for Half & Half, drove to empty parking lot and got down to business. After, she gave me her number in Dulles. Said that she lives with her Girlfriend and would love to party again together. PM me for info.

LT

Robux

No provoking required. I have adopted Hondo’s LBMB attitude.

IHC (Mini) Report

With all the hubbub in DC this week I decided to give IHC another try as it is on the outskirts of town. Asked for the girl I had seen on my last visit, Sissy and was told she had returned to NY. Mamasan told me I should try a new girl, Jenn (or maybe Jane?). Jenn is 5’ 7” 120 lbs, medium length brown hair, enhanced 34 C’s and a very nice slim body. I was pleased and was thinking this could be a very good session. Didn’t turn out that way. Everything was average at best, nothing special at all.

The best thing about IHC is the location. Good free parking and you don’t have to go all the way downtown. After that it is just average.

Jenn:
Looks – 8.5
Attitude – 6
Service – 5

Lax

Robux: I have heard that Mimi has gone to Honolulu also. She may come back soon as she does not like the work conditions there. They are open 24/7 and no or little air conditioning so always hot. She likes the pay so that could be a deterent on coming back (just like Maya). But I don't know what place in Honolulu she is at. Could be same place as Maya. If I find out I will post.

Dear Fellow Mongers:

What happened to Candy's Spa in Eastern Market? I remember when they were called Regency in No Va. I've been away from the District for about two years, so I'm not in the loop.

Candy's Spa closed down a while ago. I had heard rumors that some of the ladies, and Candy, resurfaced in Northwest somewhere but never got any concrete info. This too was a while ago and I have heard nothing further, leading me to believe they are no longer around.

Went to Downtown after I had difficulty hooking up with escorts. Four unreturned calls. It can be frustrating at times when you try to contact escorts. With AMP, all you have to do is show up and pay your money. At Downtown, I saw Connie. Someone mentioned that she was inexperience. I wouldn't say that any of those AMP girls are inexperienced. Rather their enthusiasm and willing to feign enjoyment differs. Connie is attractive, slim with b/c cups. Average massage, then asked if I wanted anything more and I said the magic words "everything." Very brief licking around the base of my cock, slipped on the condom not by mouth but by hand, very brief cocksucking and then mish and finished up with doggie. Connie's performance was fine, nothing special but she has that hot skinny Asian look. Didn't last long due to her tight pussy. She is not much into the acting and just goes through the routine, but it is understandable given the volume. As soon as I was done, she started helping me dress although we had time left. She is not one to let you linger.

I'm a relative newbie here (having only tried an AMP experience outside DC), so I'm curious from some of you more experienced guys here: when is the best time to go to a AMP around town?

I'd prefer to go when it will be slower & less busy, both to avoid a wait or being rushed. Then again, I don't want to go when the selection is very poor.

Thanks in advance.

Hawk Report, Jan to June 2004

I am very pleased, not only with the quality, but also with the varied options. The only urge I haven't be able to fulfill has been to experience an East Indian or Middle Eastern. My studies have been in three domains as you will see.

First, the AMP scene is excellent as detailed by many of the fine posts on this board. Thanks to all who contributed. I've used CPHC because it is convenient and satisfying. Sometimes I prefer a little more risk or a more personal touch as you will see.

Second, the internet escort scene is far more expensive and somewhat more risky for a number of reasons. But a great GFE makes it all worth while. This involves, not only the mechanical acronymed-items we discuss, but also a personal connection that is not easily quantified. I've had a realistic excellent dream of DC Simone, a tall very attractive woman with an outstanding figure and a great attitude. I definately need to revisit her boudoir. I've also visited with a couple of the DC Cachet (unspokenpassions.com) talent. These dreams were vissually stunning. No, neither Brooke nor Christine, are perfect but this is my fantasy and these two were the best I've seen in some time. Christine also adverts by her lonesome as Ms. Shimmers.

My fantasy ran nearly identical with either vision (Brooke or Chrsitine). A quite pleasant dream of each but far less GFE then Simone. Christine is a very tall young lady as is Simone, and that is a fantasy that I desire. I prolly (apologies to Ignatius J. Reilly) enjoyed the old in/out the most in my Brookian fantasy. All were fine and located in NW DC. I would visit any of them again but there are so many options, as you will see.

Finally, the Hawk has used the City Paper in a search for some hispanic treats. I have a thing for sultry, olive-skinned, dark brown-aereolas, thus the interest in East Indian options. It should be noted that in an earlier report I described a fanatsy with 125 Crissy, who I am not sure fits my idea of an East Indian, over in Silver Spring. A great wham-bam experience but not as wham-bam as what follows. I investigated an item from the City Paper offering visions of a Spanish nature. A telephone inquiry revealed rates of 80 and 160 for 30 and 60 minutes, respectively and a location near 495 and New Hampshire. Don't be alarmed by the masculine guide that is the doorman and phone contact. I've had three fantasys of three very different latinas, one was gorgeous, though not in the same class as the Cacheters from above. The other two were quite acceptable but recall that the Hawk prefers dark and hairy on occasion as YOMV. Only one of the three seemed to understand my weak attempts at conversation. Overall, very economical and pleasant.

Concluding remarks: Just when I thought I had a broad overview of the offerings in this area, I see some SW reports. I haven't done that in quite a while untill a week ago in Orlando. there is a certain perverse (I supose) thrill to this activity. Perhaps an element of the hunt that accompanies the pursuit of SWing game.

[quote]Regarding your Terry stops advice to refuse to discuss anything with LE: Well, they won't believe me if I acted life a deaf mute. What is your advice on the specific limits, and some generic examples, of what can be safely told to LE?
[/quote]

Obviously, the answer to this varies with the situation. If it's at all possible, you should avoid an actual admission of wrongdoing, since that can give rise to probable cause where none existed. If you're with the SW you've picked up, then I'd stick with "I'm giving her a ride."

"What's her name?"

"I don't know - she just looked like she needed a ride."

"She says you two agreed to have sex for $40."

"Well, I was just giving her a ride, so I don't know why she'd say that."

"C'mon, Mr. Monger - do you think I'm stupid?"

"Of course not, officer. But I was just giving her a ride."

...repeated ad nasuem.

If there's no girl, and you're stopped for cruising, then you can be lost, repeated as above to all questions.

Bysshe

Myk,

Even though Trash nominated me, I am barely fit to shine his shoes, let alone fill them.

My way is softer, my language less barbed -- and as a result probably much less entertaining. Trash will aways be the one and only Don. I choose not to make a mockery of myself or besmirch the Don's legacy by attempting to carry on as only he could. My best efforts could only ever be asymptotic to Trash's contributions. My thoughts on what role I might play are part of an ongoing conversation with myself called WWTWMTD (What Would Trash Want Me To Do).


Robux

Robux such a kindly wordsmith you are !!

LV it's time for that beer. Sometime this week I hope.

I saw Jade of Gspot escorts today. www.thegspotescorts.com. Had incall at a hotel in College Park. She's just like the pics and better even. Pretty, very nice body, Chinese grad student. A sweetheart. She wasn't feeling well and she's fairly inexperienced, so it was a bit uninspired. She's a very nice girl and under different circumstances she might be better for someone. She enjoys DATY. Other reviews elsewhere have been good. The service she works for seems okay.

Heeeey, look who's back. Good to see you Motor.

Didn't even read before my last post. Definitely ready to knock a few back kid.

Need advise before my upcoming visit to DC. I used to use the Gentlemens Review website for all the AMP reviews when I visit DC, but I can't find their website. Is it still in existence? Please provide URL.

Gentlemens Review:

I also cannot find this; it had some of the best and current
reivews on specific girls and specific Amps and MP.

Would appreciate help in re-finding this or knowing what
happened.

Th Gentlemen's Review website has been dead for a couple of months. Heard some vague rumors about a bust of some sort but not sure. I wouldn't expect it to return. This is probably as good as a forum there is now for AMPs in DC.

(Fill in your Screen Name here):

You are being referred to this form letter because I don’t want to create a unique response to the very type of question(s) you asked every time the need arises. It is inefficient, people take such things too personally, and any resultant discussions take up too much bandwidth.

[b]If you are new to this board, with fewer than three posts:[/b] You are a newbie. You are an innocent babe. Perhaps not innocent in the ways of mongering, but innocent in the culture of this board. You didn’t know that general help questions such as the one(s) you asked are seriously frowned upon in the MD/DC/Northern Virginia forums. You are hereby forgiven your transgression because you are still metaphorically wet with embryonic fluid. Your penance is to do a [i]Forum Search[/i] for posts from our legendary [i]Don Emeritus[/i] TrashMan which you will find both very entertaining and exceptionally informative.

In answer to your question(s):

The latest compendium of AMP intel, compiled by our esteemed Don LoveLOS of Virginia, is from January 2, 2004.
[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=156416#post156416[/url]

For current AMP intel, please [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]. YMMV.

There is no compendium for escort or SW intel, please [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]. YMMV.

If the above information doesn’t answer your question(s), please [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]. (This is our acronym for [i]Read The Fucking Forum[/i], and is used casually, as in this case, and derisively, as you will read below.) Your question(s) will most likely be answered within a few pages back from today. If you have any specific questions after some light [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]’ing, you need to [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u] back further and/or utilize the [i]Forum Search[/i] link on the left side of this page. If you [u]still[/u] have specific unanswered questions, you are encouraged to ask them in the forum. We are a forgiving lot, but repeated asking of stupid questions will get you flamed.

Please post reports on your adventures as it makes this board a richer place. We all come here to learn from other’s successes and failures. What you have might be intel another monger needs. Keeping intel to yourself invokes the perversity of the Universe and you will find yourself not getting the intel you need.


[b]If you are a 4+ post-count Regular Member:[/b] Consider yourself an honorary Senior Member for the duration of this form letter.


[b]If you are a Senior Member:[/b] Why the fuck are you asking such (a) stupid fucking bullshit question(s)!? Why the fuck are you so damn lazy!? What the fuck is your major malfunction Pvt Pyle!? Your question(s) is (are) a jelly donut Pvt Pyle!!! Have you suffered some major brain trauma!? Do you come from long line of inbreds!? [b]If you are a local Senior Member:[/b] Furthermore, you’ve got to be a fucking moron, considering the flame wars sparked by stupid fucking questions like the one(s) you just asked. Are you so mentally defective that you didn’t learn the first time you got your ass flamed for doing this same stupid fucking thing!? [b]If you are an out-of-town Senior Member:[/b] Furthermore, you must come from a place where stupidity is not only tolerated but indeed a desirable reproductive selection trait.

[b]If you are a Senior Member:[/b] Now go [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u] before somebody puts your dick into a literary meat grinder!!!! [u][b]RTFF[/b][/u]!


Thank you.


Robux



This has been a public service announcement.

dipper,

Check out this link:

[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=234217#post234217[/url]

It should help.

Robux

Tony Terrific,

Check out this link, it should answer your questions.

[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/showthread.php?s=&postid=234217#post234217[/url]

Robux

Bravissimo Robux, excellent PSA. Almost Trashman in quality.

Hey Mr. Senior Member with all the answers Robux, I have been trying to complete the "loop" in DC looking for sw and knowing that you know your way around, where do I find L Street so I can loop around back towards K Street. Is L Street on the south side of DC.

And which direction works the best when doing the "loop"? Clockwise or counter clockwise? And don't tell me to RTFF because I already went back two pages and don't have time to look back further.


Things would be a lot better in PA land if I could get some answers.

Paland,

Please check out this link, as you might find it helpful:

[url]http://www.wsgforum.com/vforum/show...4217#post234217 [/url]

And, you can go to hell, along with the mad cow you road in on. :)

But seriously, I think this will be a useful tool, and you bring up a good point. The [i]Form Letter[/i] below will be a draft for a while. Everyone is invited to offer up ideas for it. I'll incorporate those that I deem worthy, and links to other posts that are appropriately flame and/or intel laden.

I have requested of our charitable host, the over -worked and -whelmed Jackson, that a newbie section be added for Baltimore/DC/NoVa. Whether that comes to be, or not, this thread will prepare us for that day or provide a viable alternative solution.

Robux

Oh! Robux, you are such a hoot. (and I love the comment on "and the mad cow that I rode in on".

I think you have hit on a good idea with referral to Form Letter for newbies and other appropriate members. I certainly will add too or pass on any worthy thoughts.

Now things are well in PA land.

;->

Maybe we should start a mentor program. A Senior could provide guidance to those who don't know how to read, we can start them off with ABC123 books. What do you think Robux?

Rev333

It has been quite a while since Golden closed, but I'm still searching for Kim.

If anyone comes across a nice looking lady by that name in a DC or NoVa AMP, I'd appreciate a PM.

Thanks, and be safe.

Happiness Report - Jennie

Alas, I'm sorry to report that Ping is gone from Happiness. Mamasan said she was on vacation and would return but they always say that. Anyway, she said three girls were working including Coco and two new girls. A line-up was arranged and instead of going with the safe choice in Coco (see my prior report and one by Wizzywig) I went with new girl Jenn.

Jenn is 5' 8/9", 135 lbs, 33 Bs, black hair to just beyond the shoulder. Big body for a Korean girl but proportionate. English was better than average, she said she was 25 and from NY (aren't they all). TS was uninspired, massage was the same. I was almost ready to bailout and ask for Coco to complete the task but decided to forge ahead figuring that I had made my selection and should pay the piper.

I was pleasantly surprised to find the main event was not as lackluster as the lead in. I started out sucking her very nice and natural breasts. Jenn gave a decent CBJ and came alive with some extended DATY. We started out in mish, went to RCG and finished in doggie. All this was accompanied by some LFKing and moaning.

With Ping gone the only AMP girl that rocks my world is Bebe at Sun.

Jenn
Face/Body 6.5/8
Attitude 5.5
Service 6

I don't think I would repeat with Jenn.

Rev666/2,

Yeah, we definitely need to teach some folks how to read, spell, and use proper grammar and capitalization.

Jackson has a Mongering 101 section under

[u]Table of Contents > Special Interests > General Mongering Q&A [/u]

As for mentoring, I know you were joking, but fuck mentoring! I created the form letter just to automate the newbie helping/Senior flaming process. The last thing I want to do is spend time holding some Grasshopper's dick while teaching him the ropes.

Robux

Unfortunatly the greatest mentor of all wsg time has moved on so your stuck with these old timers. Some who are patient and nice and some who aren't. Sir Robux is one of the nice ones.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he'll be his own man who will hopefully pass along the knowledge to others. Of course I don't believe the good lord had this in mind when this parable was handed down.

Gentlemen,

My first time in DC this week. I've read the forum thoroughly, but just a quick question: What time do things ususally start heating up on K street? I only ask because we have a different sort of scene in my home city. No amps, ripoff escort agencies, oppressive LE and elusive ladies on the street.

Kerry had you REALLY reviewed things your questions would be already answered. Do some more checking back a few more pages. You know you've done your homework when you find the info on the bar where the girls hang out before they start work. Of course that is if Loopy doesn't hoard them al for himself.

Loop was DEAD this morning. No action at 0400 that I could find. Rhode Island, New York and the loop were all a bust.

Supra Report – Sarah

Friday evening I had some free time and went to Supra for the first time. Asked for either Jessica or Linda as the reliable Wizzywig had reported them to be his favs. Mamsan told me both were gone and ushered in Sarah. Sarah is a very nice looking girl of 25, long auburn hair, 5’5” with natural 33 B’s, nice figure. We hit it off pretty nicely from the start with some light kissing.

TS was good with proper attention paid to right areas leading me to believe that AR was upcoming. Back in the room the massage was below average and short. I don’t know about you other guys but I kind of like a good massage before the main event. Didn’t happen. After some titty rubbing and light back kissing there was some pretty enthusiastic AR. This was followed by a DATY session that she seemed to enjoy but didn’t really get into. The feeling I got was that she was just happy to have someone else doing the work as she relaxed. I jumped on top for some mish and it became clear that this girl was dead tired and not into sex. Rolled her over and went at it doggie for a while without any improvement. I finally had her take off the cover and finish me by hand.

Sarah is a very nice girl and I’m sure under different circumstances she would provide very good service. Just goes to show that you should avoid AMP’s on Friday and go early in the day to be among the first they see.

Sarah:
Looks – 8
Attitude – 8
Service – 6

Lax

Motor,

you know I wouldn't horde all the Loopettes for myself. C'mon, that's not my style. I'd leave the white girls behind for you all. ;-)

Wow!!

Good-looking girls on the streets of DC.
Late last night (12:30am) I found a group of five babes, all SW's. I chose a petite black girl. (on M street, between 14-15th streets. Came back to the room for FS. 2 bills, stayed one hour, and from what I can remember, (very drunk last night) I got off three shots.

Almost forgot about the good time, then I notice rubbers on the floor in my hotel room. Had to work today - what a ***** of a day.

I have digits and willing to share with other proven mongers, via PM.

Peace out!

New Man,

Regarding Kim from Golden, I learned from one of the Golden Girls, now working at another AMP in NoVA, that Kim from Golden has gone back to Korea permenantly. As a matter of fact she has met a man with sufficient money and apparent appropriate physical equipment. Kim is going to marry him. Kim is gone. She was great at Golden and she was my all time favorite, but it's over.

Mongoman

Just learned today that an old K-friend of mine is back in town and working at an "M" Street AMP. She called me to see when we could get together and said that the AMP charges an $80 house fee and that most of the girls there give FS for an additional $140.

I hope to hook up with her soon, but am not happy at all about the four Jacksons to get in. She has given me FS many times over the years with a good GFE for $50 a shot so I don't quite know what to expect when I go visit this week. I'll keep you posted.

Mongoman

Guestion to anybody willing to enlight foreigner moved recently and living in states.

It probably was asked on this forum but this forum is huge and event described below happened in DC.

Since I wasn't born in North America I have trouble with eye contact meanings in USA and how it depends on location where it was received. One girl sitting in company of 4 other girls inside of cafe made one short term :)eye contact with me. I was sitting alone. Then a 10-15 min later made second long one. What did she want? I was puzzled and didn't do any move. I must note that was cafe with 50/50 foreign/local born people. May be she was a foreigner because I know that in north america nobody gives eye contact especially female unless they want something from you. It would be different in other countries. For instance in Eastern Europe described above behaviour of the girl would mean nothing special.

In general over there I'm making and receiving hundreds eye contacts a day with women of doable age and not having a word and not having sex with one of them . I'm talking about street, official organization, night clubs,public transportation, social interaction etc. Sexual conatation comes later in conversation.

Thans in advance.

Seek , check to see if your wallet is still there and has everything in it. Picked up one like that a few years ago in about the same condition as you were. After the deed I visited the john quickly and left the water running in the sink for one reason or another. When I came back in the room she was busy going through my pants/luggage looking for cash ect. Luckily I had put everything in the safe except for enough $$ for the night. Needless to say she was caught and she knew it. Started to give me the poor me ho story. Earned me a free greek lesson which I think she enjoyed more then me.