2006 Archived General Reports

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]More of a tiny morsel.[/QUOTE]Cookyjar,

Damn, you have the ugliest women in Philly or you get all the ugly ones.

[QUOTE=Davey1965]If your speaking of the tiny little brunette Angie, she's still out there. Talked to her on the phone the other day while waiting for one of her roomates to wake up and come to the phone.

Funny girl in that one session could be great and the next horrible.

[/QUOTE]Yeah, little brunette Angie, she of the short skirts and high heels.

I couldn't tell you what she trims or doesn't trim, I'm usually just looking for a quick release and not a full session. I just always liked her because her skills were good, and she was just plain nice.

I usually don't see the area until the wee hours of the morning and haven't seen her out there, glad to know she's still around. I wouldn't mind bumping into her again.

[QUOTE=phillyewe]I’d like to publicly applaud the many gentlemen who have been active on the board since the day [b]Mr. Short & Stumpy[/b] left us. You have shared the following credible reports of current providers, and are very worthy of having information shared with you:
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phillyewe - Nikki, Stephanie[/QUOTE]I'm sure if you had known that when you dated her, you would've slurped the leftovers right out of her, you [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]. Further, a few regular members who've posted regurgitations of reviews of SWs such as Nicole who have been reviewed ad nauseam hardly deserve the kudos you're bending over to give. But I'm sure bending over is second nature for someone as [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]as you seem to be.

Once again you show what a [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] you are. Taking credit for Stephanie, while as Duke PV has previously acknowledged, that was my discovery, months before your review. In fact, she's recently been quoted as stating she misses me and Davey (although she's been with Davey since), while she hasn't really said she missed the sheepboy who asks about my dick during his dates. Perhaps she finds your [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] as I do.

Your [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] review of Nikki (unconfirmed by anyone else and suspect in credibility because of your nonexistent record of posting useful reviews) is as far as I see the first you've ever contributed.

But you're still [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue], aren't you? As if I ever claimed to be anything other than thick. It's your [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] that's led to this useless exchange, and you've clearly mistaken what you "thought" I "intended" to convey, when it's nothing more than a mistaken supposition by a [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] with nothing to contribute on his own.

I've already run into girls who have told me what an [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] you are asking about me. Enough. I think by now you meet the definition of a serial antagonist, you've been reported to Jackson. I'll let him make the determination of who's been of more use to this community, and live with whatever he decides to do. As for continuing to stalk me off the board, I've already asked a few of the girls to take note of the license plate of anyone asking about me ([blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]).

[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing any [u]personal attacks or derogatory comments[/u] directed towards another Forum Member or the Forum Membership in general.[/blue][/size]

I appreciate the effort at a truce, but I still don't feel anything was exaggerated. Please look back at my posts, since I don't believe there was EVER anything to indicate anything other than girth, which you have (unsettlingly) confirmed yourself. You may have assumed otherwise, but I'm pretty damn confident there was nothing misleading there. I consider myself (based on feedback) thick, but not extremely long, about 7". Hopefully that will end the discussion. If you read anything else in, I can't be blamed for that any more than you can blame Scorcese for what Hinkley did after watching Taxi Driver.

However, there's never been anything remotely amusing or useful about your constant flaming, and there's no way I buy your innocent protestation to the contrary. My last post before hiatus made it abundantly clear I was NOT amused. So, while it's somewhat of a relief to see you've realized you overstepped your bounds and don't want to face the consequences of your actions, that's no reason to change my position. You should've realized what you were doing before you got a pit bull with subpoena power angry. Trying to make it sound like a big joke now is just lame on your end. I don't buy it. You went too far, you fucked up, and now you realize it and you're backtracking like a baby. "Whaaaaah, Jackson, please don't ban me." (kudos to Artie Lange for the crybaby effect). I don't buy it, and I'm sure nobody else does either.

Let's agree to disagree and leave each other alone. I'd actually prefer it if we could mutually "ignore" one another from here on. The offer I detailed in my last post is still open, just in case it's ever necessary for me to go there. Sorry for not taking you at face value, but this seems very disingenuous to me. As long as there's no reason for me to do anything with the info, I won't. I'm a great believer in the value of insurance; better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

I will, however, stop addressing this situation on the board and will from here on refuse to even respond to or acknowledge flame posts, since there's been too much back and forth of that nature altogether on this once great discussion thread. It's sad to see we no longer put out as much useful info as they do in bumfuck venues like South Bend Indiana.

To paraphrase Sandler, what the hell happened to us????? We have some of the most active strolls in the country, a veritable testament to the extent of poverty, blight and drug abuse in our fair city, and we still have a couple years under John Street to go! His continued leadership or lack thereof can only mean more action will be available in the future, but no, we're too busy up each other's asses to go out and hit the street meat.

My plea to all the newbies who find themselves compelled to critique CJ's photos/posts, both detractors and admirers, is PLEASE GET SOME PUSSY AND TELL US ABOUT IT. We'll judge for ourselves how high your standards are when your dick is hard and you have less than $40 in your pocket. The only "discriminating" mongers I've ever seen on the board are those who don't pick up BSWs. The whole debate reeks of hypocrisy.

I agree that it's long overdue for this forum to return to reviewing providers as opposed to being an ongoing critique of Cookyjar, myself or anyone else who takes the time to share our illicit experiences. I only hope the numerous posters who have been drawn into the overblown CJ fray will follow suit, since the numerous regular members who post nothing but one line flames of CJ's pics are basically a waste of bandwidth. Personal destruction is the M.O. of the GOP, not the monger community as it has existed on this board. And if you're a GOP monger, shame on you, you're clearly going to hell. I thought you guys were supposed to be the moral models for us degenerate liberal sluts....

For my part, I never asked for anything other than the occasional acknowledgement of a good find who provides quality service, which I think I've provided plenty in the past. Stephanie, blond Angie (wherever she may be, snif), Nicole, Starr, Roxanne, Celina, blond Lisa, Jackie and even Cheyenne are among them, and I hope to contribute many more without undue and undeserved criticism. Many a happy monger has blown a load in or on these lovely (and sometimes less than lovely) ladies, and I hope that continues.

In that vein, I will post more details on Christine, but to ensure that her unbelievably tight shaved little box remains so until after she gets simultaneously doublemongered this weekend (a first for this board, I think), I'll hold off til this coming Monday....we'll try to leave something for you!!!

I have not posted here in a long time (In case your care) because I have moved to NC for work relocation. I do not regret it at all, the temperature is great, people nice, living cheap but I do miss you all and still monitor this board....sorry if you get mad but please ENOUGH CJ TALK and like BM said, get back to pussy talk (even if I ain't getting any!!!). I just want to say to you all that you have it really good there mongering wise as the pickings down here are horrendous, apparantly from older posts there were a few gems here but the hard push has left the streets either dead or filled with skanks. As BM said (he said allot and some of which I do not agree but whatever) Philly is an example of poverty and failed social programs in a dead city where voters outnumber people over 18, curious math (sorry BM, fun jab honest) that had been out of its hayday since colonial times....very sad it could be nice, look at Boston, roughly same age.


Anyway, stay safe all (I got into a fistfight in Durham) and get back to basics, you all have really good reports, except Hizark that is. Hiazrk, keep on trucking, or whatever it is you do.

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]

I will post pictures once the polls have closed. The vote have beed tallied and the results are in.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]Things seem to be returning to normal, here on good old; USASexGuide - Philadelphia. I am wondering if it's because I've stopped posting pictures or is there another varable.

Not that it matters either way. I have agreed to abide by the poll. I will not post until after the poll is close. I am hoping that everyone on the board votes. (I didn't want to sound like a commercial but I don't know how else to say it.)


Enough of that. I have another issue to bring up for discussion.

I am currently sitting on three sets of pictures, taken recently. Normally I'd be a little concerned about waiting to post them. However, because they are not girls from the K Ave area, I feel less concerned about waiting until the polls close. If they were of K Ave girls, I'd feel obligated to get the information out there fast, as that is where most members hunt. This thought came to me. Hmmmmmm! How many of you are even interested in the other areas?

What about Broadway, in Camden? I find it very interesting. On a good day the stroll is packed. Mostly Crackheads, freaks and druggies, but like anywhere else there's the good and the bad. I have seen some very healthy looking PRs, a few cleanly dressed WSWs and one or two doable BSWs. My questtions are: Does anyone go to Camden? Why? Why not? After all it is right across the bridge and easier to get to then the K, for some of us. One thing for certain, it is a dump. A point to consider is the crime rate. One of the girls I picked up told me it's best not to come after dark. She said the freaks come out at night. I wonder what she meant?

What about other nearby strolls? Where are they? Most nieghborhoods have a small area where pussy can be found. I made a nice find (BSW) in North Philly, off of Broad St, near Poplar St. She had a pleasant enough face on a mighty fine body (young and no kids). I will post her pictures after the freeze.

I did 40th St down to Lancaster Ave. Nothing there but creakheads, not worth my trouble. Oh! I almost forgot. There was one tall PR SW who gave me one hell of a BBBJ. Sorry, no pictures. It was night, after 10pm and my flash could have caused trouble. I didn't get any detail from her. It didn't matter. The point is, there are places other then the Avenue. I hear there are a few spots in South Philly. Maybe I'll ventue out that way the next time I'm in town.

Anyone have reports or review of area's off the beaten track.

(This is where
I'd normally be
posting some
Picures. This
is just a place
holder. Get
your 2 cents
in - vote.)

CookyJar

[QUOTE=spike9]Cookyjar,

Damn, you have the ugliest women in Philly or you get all the ugly ones.[/QUOTE]

You gotta be kidding. I have been to San Antonio. The Alamo was nice and I really like the River Walk. That's about it for San Antonio. Oop! I forgot. The Believe it or Not wax thing was cool. Other then a few over priced MexSW - sorry I wasn't impressed. LOL

CookyJar

Gimme, check your PM.

Hey,

Yeah, anyone who can see this message through the ***** fest that still fills this forum. I've mentioned a few times that I found a little play around Frankford and Rawn (rhawn?) and once along 413 in Bristol.

Anyone else get around those spots or something else outside of the main drag?

I know someone talked about Magee ST but I've yet to find anything there.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=4920[/url]

Sheepboy??? Is it a serial stalker/flamer?

phillyewe,

who gives a rats ass whether someone is large or not. You found 3 posts in the last year where he imply's he might be large. Big deal and so fucking what? He's obviously thick as your girl confirmed. Average length dicks that are extra thick might appear shorter than they are, but again, why should you even care? He sporadically mentioned it a couple times but doesnt appear to be a braggert about it. You must have deep self-esteem issues.

What they need is a flame thread to work out all of this immature shit.

BT, you see...thats the immature shit I'm talking about. Because someone busts your balls, you'll leave the playground if they don't leave first? Who the fuk is he to you?

We've all take shit on these boards at somepoint. I've had my share, including some who doubted the veracaity of my reports. Oh well. God bless'em, some aspects of my life is better than fiction. Some unbeleivable shit happens to me that I surely wouldn't beleive if someone else told the tale. When you live your life, its better than every novel written...and only you can tell that tale. I'm not boasting, cause I am as fucked up as the next man on here.

Hell, I even had a stripper from a club I frequent try to bust my balls. She practically put together a profile of me and started trying to "discover" who the fuk I am by asking girls at the club. Meanwhile she attacked me here on these boards, and I suspect on an SC review board. Could have been multiple people though. I don't know or care. Their loss, cause I refuse to give them ammo.

Its all a game.

How do you handle flames...you blast back ONCE if you strongly feel the need. Or you use humor and get over it. In any case, you let it die. You stay your grounds and do your thing. Unless they are paying for the pussy you fuck, they don't have a damn thing to say to you.

Honestly, and I feel safe to say this, one of the last thing anyone wants to hear about...is whether or not your johnson is the large size you claim. Defend it or not, its a lost cause from the damn start.

If he wants to beleive you are thick but short, invite him to send his wife to thoroughly inspect it, measure it with the back of her throat and wipe it clean with her hair.

Hello and best wishes to the posters who have been making valuable contributions to the USASexGuide from the City Of Brotherly Love. Hopefully the long timers here will remember the days when the Dog graced (disgraced) these pages with tales of his exploits in the shadows of the L as well as localities near and far.

Even though this old dog seldom indites on these sordid pages, he is quite guilty of professedly following the scene as described by the torchbearers of the present.

So it is with regret that this epigram represents lamentation concerning the present state of this forum.

When the environment on this forum is discouraging rather than encouraging contribution then the forum suffers. When a new poster arrives on the scene making a big splash with a great collection of photographs we must celebrate instead of berate.Those who would denigrate his contributions do disservice to the spirit of this media.

Shame on those who constitute discord on this forum.

Let us instead read these posts with a charity of spirit and a modest skepticism. Share information and discern quietly if we suspect a poster has taken literary license.

When this board led me onto the scene way back in the day, it was the information herein that (with a little mapquest) enabled accelerated participation.

How about we shitcan the irascible confrontation. The members who have made valuable contributions are never diminished by criticism and need not defend themselves.

I go on record as enjoying the postings of CJ and BM and could not care less about how he describes his freakin' joint.

Reserve derision for those who would aspire to subvert the anonymity of this forum.

I am sure nobody gives a flying fuck but that is my $.02. I also wish to apologize in advance to the many quality posters now subjected to my blathering drivel on this topic.

dog

[QUOTE=Old Dog 7540]How about we shitcan the irascible confrontation. The members who have made valuable contributions are never diminished by criticism and need not defend themselves. I go on record as enjoying the postings of CJ and BM and could not care less about how he describes his freakin' joint. Reserve derision for those who would aspire to subvert the anonymity of this forum.[/QUOTE]Amen! Those of us who have been around this board for awhile of course know, remember, and respect Old Dog. Newcomers to K or this Philly board are strongly urged to scan a few of his posts for some of the most entertaining, insightful, and best written reports ever posted on USASG. I've been waiting for the old canine to slip his owner's new industrial-strength chain just one more time so we could enjoy some more of his adventures. It's unfortunate it took this latest little crisis on our board to bring him back.

I echo his comments regarding the quality of Philly posters in general. I too am on record as very much enjoying and getting value from CJ and BM's reports. These guys post some fantastic shit. Few cities have regulars who generate so much interest. C'mon, what do you guys want to read....Hizark? I'm sure he'll be happy to add his thoughts here on a daily basis if somebody wants to stop over on the San Diego board and give him a holler.

I'll even add that I think Phillyewe over the course of his relatively few posts has shown that he's a smart, witty guy who can dish it but is not at heart a mean spirited or annoying dork like some we've seen on USASG. Yeah, I'd like to see a few more reports from the frontline by him. Needling (which is really how this all started) works better if you've shown you've got some cred like BM. Unfortunately, it's all gotten out of hand now and become a big, weepy soap opera with CJ and Ed Norton, BM and Phillyewe, etc in starring roles. I think we've got some good actors here, but the script has really taken a turn for the worse. Are we not men here? Let's thicken our skins and drop this storyline fast.