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Someone just posted this on The othEr boaRd. Thought is was pretty funny...
Anyone listen to b-96 In the morning? (radio staion 96.3) Eddie and jo-bo Have this morning subject called " to catch a freak" they post fake posting on craigslist.com and when the men call, they put them on the air for us all to laugh at. Its real funny but also Kinda weird how a radio station is on cl. They post in the morning be careful guys you might be caught being a freak.......
Me computer was sick, thanks to stupid windows update, but I digress.
Okay, where do I start?
About a month or two I met a girl named "Jenny" around North and Ashland. Usually I do not pick up the girls around there but go further down past Kedzie.
This time I made an exception.
This chick looked GOOD and was dressed nice AND smelled good too! I let her in the car, we got to a dark spot and was about to get busy. Unfortunately, I needed to "pay the water bill" before I got started. So I hopped out the car went in the alley and "paid the bill", when I come back SHE is outside the car lighting up a pipe!
...And it ain't yer granddad's tabacco pipe, either!
I said to myself, "give her 10 and tell her she blew it and drop her off" but then I said "maybe if I hurry up she won't tweek out on me".
BJ was terrible, when to FS and she kept moving talking about she wasn't comfortable. Finally after 15 minutes of her yammerin' and moving, I was done - not DONE but done with her if you know what I mean. Then as we are pulling up our pants she screems out the window (I had it cracked for air) "I could use some of that rock!"
I yelled at her to shut the "you-know-what" up!
"What?!?" I responded "You are causing attention to us - this is a dark spot BUT people from the neighborhood are around so shut up". "Aw, man, that's my boy".
Driving her back I told her that I would never pick her up again and then she starts to give me a tongue-lashing telling me I should make sure she's comfortable, "...blah, blah, blah, me, me, me, me" in which I responded and gave HER a tongue-lashing.
I ain't no punk and I'm definately ain't gonna sit quite while a crack head fuss me down!
So she gets scared - not because I got threating or anything but I fussed back at her and read HER the riot act! She gets out of my car and our last words were: "You're no gentleman you only care about yourself" to which I said "You stupid crack head, all you care about is crack - you want the money but don't want to provide the service! Plus you're a dirty pig! You wasted all these potato chips on my seat you filthy pig you!"
Yeah, that didn't do her self-esteem any good but it did probably knock her off of her high-horse. For all of you that will tell me how wrong I am, heck, she is wrong for ripping me off with poor service and justifing it by saying it is really MY fault.
Yea I got a girl like that before BSW by Fulton street. I grew up in the hood so I'm no punk either. I had to give her my 2cents and send her on her way. It just sucks cuz that ruins your complete day.
[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]Me computer was sick, thanks to stupid windows update, but I digress.
Okay, where do I start?
About a month or two I met a girl named "Jenny" around North and Ashland. Usually I do not pick up the girls around there but go further down past Kedzie.
This time I made an exception.
This chick looked GOOD and was dressed nice AND smelled good too! I let her in the car, we got to a dark spot and was about to get busy. Unfortunately, I needed to "pay the water bill" before I got started. So I hopped out the car went in the alley and "paid the bill", when I come back SHE is outside the car lighting up a pipe!
...And it ain't yer granddad's tabacco pipe, either!
I said to myself, "give her 10 and tell her she blew it and drop her off" but then I said "maybe if I hurry up she won't tweek out on me".
BJ was terrible, when to FS and she kept moving talking about she wasn't comfortable. Finally after 15 minutes of her yammerin' and moving, I was done - not DONE but done with her if you know what I mean. Then as we are pulling up our pants she screems out the window (I had it cracked for air) "I could use some of that rock!"
I yelled at her to shut the "you-know-what" up!
"What?!?" I responded "You are causing attention to us - this is a dark spot BUT people from the neighborhood are around so shut up". "Aw, man, that's my boy".
Driving her back I told her that I would never pick her up again and then she starts to give me a tongue-lashing telling me I should make sure she's comfortable, "...blah, blah, blah, me, me, me, me" in which I responded and gave HER a tongue-lashing.
I ain't no punk and I'm definately ain't gonna sit quite while a crack head fuss me down!
So she gets scared - not because I got threating or anything but I fussed back at her and read HER the riot act! She gets out of my car and our last words were: "You're no gentleman you only care about yourself" to which I said "You stupid crack head, all you care about is crack - you want the money but don't want to provide the service! Plus you're a dirty pig! You wasted all these potato chips on my seat you filthy pig you!"
Yeah, that didn't do her self-esteem any good but it did probably knock her off of her high-horse. For all of you that will tell me how wrong I am, heck, she is wrong for ripping me off with poor service and justifing it by saying it is really MY fault.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ucguy]Yea I got a girl like that before BSW by Fulton street. I grew up in the hood so I'm no punk either. I had to give her my 2cents and send her on her way. It just sucks cuz that ruins your complete day.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, I fogot to say that she was either a HSW or a WSW.
I personally think she was a WSW playing like she was a HSW!
Well a while ago I was cruisn the norh ave and cicero in the daytime, when I got to division I see a white SW who looks young, so I pull over and ask her for a ride. She hops in and we go to the corner and park. I get ready for a BBBJ with my pants down ready for her to suck when she ask me for a condom, I said no and she said to take her to the store, I said give me my money ***** and shes like no, so I try to grab the cash out of her pocket when she tries to grab my car keys. I got pissed off, so I pushed and punched her out of my car, then she stars yelling, her pimp starts running over to me when I'm about to drive away. I drive off but I'm pissed cuzz thise girl got away with 20$. That spot is not good, most of the SW are on crack or are scam artist. Does anyone has had thise happen to them?
[QUOTE=Lou Kiss]Well a while ago I was cruisn the norh ave and cicero in the daytime, when I got to division I see a white SW who looks young, so I pull over and ask her for a ride. She hops in and we go to the corner and park. I get ready for a BBBJ with my pants down ready for her to suck when she ask me for a condom, I said no and she said to take her to the store, I said give me my money ***** and shes like no, so I try to grab the cash out of her pocket when she tries to grab my car keys. I got pissed off, so I pushed and punched her out of my car, then she stars yelling, her pimp starts running over to me when I'm about to drive away. I drive off but I'm pissed cuzz thise girl got away with 20$. That spot is not good, most of the SW are on crack or are scam artist. Does anyone has had thise happen to them?[/QUOTE]
I used to cruise that area and a few times I got some good action out that way. I've never been scammed along Cicero av between Augusta and North but the shit u went through could happen anywhere.
[QUOTE=Lou Kiss] when she tries to grab my car keys. I got pissed off, so I pushed and punched her out of my car, then she stars yelling, her pimp starts running over to me when I'm about to drive away. I drive off but I'm pissed cuzz thise girl got away with 20$. That spot is not good, most of the SW are on crack or are scam artist. Does anyone has had thise happen to them?[/QUOTE]
Yep, but it didn't happen there, I had it happen to me over by Devon; this was awhile back too, like 3-4 years or so.
This crazy gimpy wsw gets into my car, up close shes uglier than I initially thought and she reeks of something fowl, so I politely tell her that I've changed my mind and for her to please get out; I even try to be cool about it and hand her $5 for doing nothing and say that I'm sorry for wasting her time, but it just isn't gonna work out, because I cant cheat on my wife, or some shit like that.
Instead, she gets pissed and does the key grab, and starts yelling at me to pay up like $50 or she gonna scream rape or something. Thing is, she doesnt get the keys away completely clean cause I got hold of them too. So when she tries pulling them away real hard, she starts throwing punches at me realizing I'm not gonna let go off them. Now shes extra pissed cause its not going her way, so she keeps throwing them girly punches at me, until I fucking try pushing her out of the car by reaching across her and popping the door open, but she wont budge out of the seat, that ass is glued down or something!!
So we keep pushing & punching each other, and she finally ends up letting go of the fucking keys, and in that weakened moment, I heave her ass to the street with my foot, while shes tumbling she drops her cell phone & purse inside the car and shes out of the car! So now I got her ass, I lock it up quick and then get out with her shit. I throw her purse across the sidewalk over her head; she screams "I'm calling the cops!" and scrambles over to her purse and starts digging for her phone, only I got it now, so right in front of her I smash the fucking phone into pieces on the street and tell her to fuck off and that she better never be seen on this street again!
After that, maybe a few months latter I read another mongers post saying that he had run into the same deal before too, and that he dealt with smooth since he had kept an extra key under his seat for just this type of situation; he let the crazy out, and then reached down got his spare and took off! She even threw the keys at his car in anger!
Next to the famous "monger wallet" an extra set of keys are a major necessity too.
And if this shit should happen, here's how you defuse it:
1) ALWAYS try to drive with your spare/valet key when street mongering!
2) Be sure to tell the undesirable to get out with the keys, tell them that you'll give them money for them if they get out and stay calm, after all, they think they have you and that you cant go anywhere, so this part goes easy.
3) Once they are out, close and lock the doors.
4) Reach down get your keys and leave...fast! You never know who is watching out for them...
You might get shit thrown at you or even get the car kicked at, but at least your not stuck in a hostile area with a psycho. This is also a way to shake off the occasional TV/CD fucks who get in your car and try to pull this shit too.
Only ripoffs will try this shit, so don't feel bad about them, they deserve that ass kicking and all the other "bad karma" shit that they get as a result of fucking around with people like this.
Maybe having experiences like this is kind of a monger right of passage. Once you go through a bad situation like that, you have an idea of how to difuse thse situation in the future.
About three years ago I had my "experience" over by the leclair courts projects. I was cruisin and picked an older BSW. She gets in the car, we drive off and do the deed. And then as I'm taking her back to drop her off, As I stop to let her out she says to me"I think that you should give me more money" and my reply was something like " I think you need to get the fuck outta my car" as soon as those words came out of my mouth she immediately got highly pissed and starts screamin and cursin and shit. Then she grabs my keys and attempt s to get out of the car. So I pushed to the auto locks, calmly reaced under my seat andpulled out my handy dandy stun gun, and proceeded to to shock that hoe until she not only dropped my keys, but jumped out of the car and ran. I was a lot younger then so I was scared as shit that the cops were gonna come, so I sped off and hopped on 55 right there, my heart was bating 100mph. That was probably the last really bad experience I had with a SW.
[QUOTE=CL Post]Screening information.. A Must Read!! - w4m (Chicago)
Screening, Verification and meeting New Friends for the first time
Recently we have seen several threads discussing the issue of screening, verification and bust by LE of providers or hobbyist. It seems to me that we may have too many people who are misinformed about the law and how they should conduct themselves to avoid breaking the law. I am not a lawyer, trained in the law or have any formal legal training by any Law Enforcement agency but there are some very basic common sense ways to approach some of the things we do in life and not break the law or at least get caught.
The best way to arrange for quality BCD activities is to be recommended by a common acquaintance. Someone you know and trust is the best way but that is not always possible so you have to conduct yourself cautiously and not let your need for money or sex get the best of you. Just because they claim to be someone does not make them ok. Just because they say they are not LE does not mean they are not. Just because they are a member of this board does not mean they are not LE. There is always tomorrow.
In the hobbyist/provider arena there are three main crimes or issues that you should be concerned about. They are Public Lewdness, Prostitution and Procuring or Solicitation for the purpose of engaging in Prostitution. Public lewdness is something most of us shouldn't have to worry about unless you are playing in a public place or your car. Prostitution will require you to be engaging in a sex act and LE wont let the crime go that far because an officer who engages in the act just pretty much ruined the DA's unbiased witness. The main thing providers, massage techs, escorts, street girls and the clients get busted for is for Solicitation.
It is very simple not to break the solicitation law. Don't talk about exchanging sex for money at the same time or in the same context. Don't pay any money or give any gifts for sex. Don't accept money or gifts for the prospect of sex. And by talking I mean not only verbal but whispering, hand jesters, in writing, eye rolls, smoke signals or any other form of direct communication that could be interpreted as meaning you have a deal. Obviously the verbal means is the best evidence but the others can get you into just as much trouble. See its simple but I can tell your still confused.
The key is do not discuss an exchange directly. Don't discuss it in the same context or the same sentence. Don't directly negotiate a price or ask about an exchange of service for money. What you don't say wont get you into trouble but what you do say can get you into trouble. It's all about what you say and how you say it. Now remember it is perfectly legal for two consenting adults to talk about sex. Its also legal to talk about money or the cost of certain living expenses. So if during a conversation I tell some one I like certain sex acts and don't like other sex acts and then later in the conversation we talk about what it cost to buy a full or partial outfit then we haven't talked about exchanging or soliciting anything. We simply had a conversation about clothes and before that about sex. Once I know the price of certain outfits, I may offer then to help buy that outfit or suggest another outfit. Now two consenting adults may know exactly what we are talking about but as far as the law is concerned we have done nothing wrong. Just a suggestion, find a method that works best for you, just dont break the law.
As far as when to hand over the money it is best to wait till after any behind closed door activities. Of course providers worry about getting ripped off but if you take the money before and then begin sexual contact you can get busted. Wait till after and you are much safer off legally. The same goes for the client. Of course you always risk getting ripped off but there are other ways to discourage that but being ripped off or cheated is better than a felony and a large fine.[/QUOTE]I found this on CL and I thought it was pretty intersting, might be the work of a fello monger
[QUOTE=Lou Kiss] so I try to grab the cash out of her pocket when she tries to grab my car keys. I got pissed off, so I pushed and punched her out of my car, then she stars yelling, her pimp starts running over to me when I'm about to drive away. [/QUOTE]
Yeah, others have already posted, but I think that if you have not been ripped off by an SW, you cant call yourself a monger. It happens to all of us at one time or another.
It happened to me once too. I picked up this girl down on 63rd back when it was hoppin, almost 20 years ago. She tried to direct me to a "spot" but I could see the neighborhood was goin downhill fast so I told her we were gonna stop right now and finish. She insisted NO, grabbed the wheel of my car and tried to crash it into a viaduct. I am not a small or weak man. All it took was a couple of bashes across her chest and jaw and her demeanor, the whole situation changed. Before I knew it she went running. Eventhough I was stopped in the street I did not even take the time to reach over and close the door. I just gunned it and inertia took care of the rest. This is the only time I have ever struck a woman and I am not a proponent but if a crazy ***** pulls this shit, you gotta do what you gotta do. Good luck and stay safe. Things are getting more dicey out there every day.
Rolled through N ave and recognized this sweet ass. But then I saw the face. Yes, it was Blanca's fine bottom but the face looked like a shrunken apple face. Droped her right off and went on my merry way. Close one. Amazing what the streets will do to a girl. I knew her way back when she looked like the hot girlfriend type. She is younger than me but looks like my grandmother now. Really sadd.
[QUOTE=Flashman]I think Milwaukee Lefty is still alive and out there.
I really believe he never figured out the new usasexguide.info address when Jackson moved over here.
Good idea to check the waiting rooms at the Milw. shrinks and the bars outside the weight reducing conventions.
If anyone finds him, please give him the new address!!
Flashman[/QUOTE]
So many message boards out there
Tried a new apt from Cl yesterday. It is on Addison near broadway. Walked in and was greeted by an older lady with the beginnings of a snaggletooth in her smile. Disappointed for sure but as I got further in I noticed a nicer and younger lady in the other room. So I chose her instead. Turns out I had her before. They are connected to North/Ashland apts. That is where I had her some months back. Anyway her name is Julie, she is cute from singapore. Here is the best part, you pay the standard 1.6 but you get greek with that price. She gives ok massage then Daty, mish end finish in greek. She is here for awhile so any assmen out there should go get some.
Hey, can you give the contact of AZN apt?
Thanks