Are there any massage recommendations just north (or south, I guess) of the river downtown?
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Are there any massage recommendations just north (or south, I guess) of the river downtown?
[QUOTE=RonM;2915840]No sign for the Turkish Bath House[/QUOTE]Though it's about as far away from the sort of "massage" we're usually looking for, going to a hammam, a real Turkish bath house, is amazing. You take a super-relaxing lie-down on a warm (110 degrees? Larger-than-you-are stone (so your whole body gets heated up) in a steamy room for 15-30 minutes before some guy scrubs you within an inch of your life with some sort of loofah. (I actually lost most the suntan I had built up over five days in Istanbul thanks to that.) After, you take a shower to remove what's left of your skin, and then an oil massage given to you by an inhuman creature wearing a flesh bodysuit (it's either an industrial gripping robot or a member of the East German "Womens" Shot Put team kicked off for steroid abuse, not sure which) -- I actually had to call out for mercy once, but every knot ever had in my back was gone when he was done. I could barely walk when I left, though for completely different reasons upon leaving the sort of massage parlor I usually frequent. (As a bonus, I finished up with a straight-razor shave next door, which was icing on the cake.).
I've never had anything even remotely close to that outside of Turkey. (And to be honest, I'm hesitant to try it out at home in the US, considering the activity that usually is associated with "bath houses" here.).
Sorry for the off-topic post, but the mention of Turkish massage brought back to life one of the best non-sexual physical experiences I've ever had in my life.
[QUOTE=Garbonzo;2916625]Though it's about as far away from the sort of "massage" we're usually looking for, going to a hammam, a real Turkish bath house, is amazing. You take a super-relaxing lie-down on a warm (110 degrees? Larger-than-you-are stone (so your whole body gets heated up) in a steamy room for 15-30 minutes before some guy scrubs you within an inch of your life with some sort of loofah. (I actually lost most the suntan I had built up over five days in Istanbul thanks to that.) After, you take a shower to remove what's left of your skin, and then an oil massage given to you by an inhuman creature wearing a flesh bodysuit (it's either an industrial gripping robot or a member of the East German "Womens" Shot Put team kicked off for steroid abuse, not sure which) -- I actually had to call out for mercy once, but every knot ever had in my back was gone when he was done. I could barely walk when I left, though for completely different reasons upon leaving the sort of massage parlor I usually frequent. (As a bonus, I finished up with a straight-razor shave next door, which was icing on the cake.).
I've never had anything even remotely close to that outside of Turkey. (And to be honest, I'm hesitant to try it out at home in the US, considering the activity that usually is associated with "bath houses" here.).
Sorry for the off-topic post, but the mention of Turkish massage brought back to life one of the best non-sexual physical experiences I've ever had in my life.[/QUOTE]Can't say that much of any of your experience would interest me, but that has to be one of the funnier posts I've read in a long time. Well done!
In theory a Turkish Bath does sound interesting. As someone has mentioned Bath Houses are associated with an entirely different way of living. Showering with a provider is the closest I'll get to a Turkish Bath experience. And that's fine with me.
Yeah that Turkish masaj place isn't authentic Turkish anything as far as I can tell. A pity but what can you do?
Had Inga for a massage. Good strong massage and she was "friendly".
Hi guys can anyone give me slyvias contact info please I will be in her area I'm looking for some fun thankyou and have a great day.
First time at CT I requested Nata based on previous reports. I got nothing more than a legit massage.
I returned about a week later and requested Inga. Good massage with standard finish. She was cute, but not overly friendly.
The woman who takes the appointments had mentioned that those were the only two available these days. If there was more of a stable, then the others have moved on.
[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186[/URL]
I think think this might be Catja, formerly from CT. Her ad is from April, but the massage and the finish are quality. She has a real massage table in a small office. She plays shy at first but the standard finish was available after I mentioned that I could leave a tip. She's young and fairly cute, with a pretty solid massage. I'll probably return.
[QUOTE=Dwd1982;2916040]Guys,
I find amazing that a bunch of seniors failed the simplest task of googling a place to find out more!
Found this when I googled "masaj now".
[URL]http://salonsbyjc.com/chicago-broadway-at-surf/directory/service/massage-therapist/[/URL]
All therapists are African American and not European. Google their names to see their pics.
Always remember, Google is your best friend.
Mic drop![/QUOTE]Opening in highland park also.
[QUOTE=Deezer1;2818379]So I had a dream that I called and set up an appointment with Julia in A. H. I got there on time but she didn't. I called and asked how long was she going to be because I had to be somewhere in an hour and a half. She was there 2 minutes later. I was met by a somewhat tall and slender Polish woman. She gave me a quick hug and asked for the fee. She asked me to undress and get ready. I was laying down on the table and did not cover myself. She said "I need to cover you ok". So she covered me and she asked me why I asked for her, I usually go to the location in Northbrook and see Bashena. She told me that she didn't like her so I just awkwardly giggled and so did she. We kept talking about random things while she was working my lower back. She kept giving mixed signals and somewhat teasing. On the flip she kept rubbing my nipples and would kind of tickle my inner thighs. After that she told me that our time was almost up and if there was anything else that I would like. I immediately grinned and took her hand and placed it on Jr. We agreed upon the donation and she started to play with Jr with alot of oil which I liked. I then started to go up her shirt and she smiled and said "this is better than Bashena no?" I laughed and said way better and she just took her top off and let her natural see cups hang in all their glory. I could not stop playing with them and she seemed to like that. She started to talk dirty and between that and her great tits and her nice stroking techniques I couldn't hold it any longer. She said "yes that's a good boy huh you're a good boy". Shortly after I was all cleaned up and out the door after I nice and tight hug and kiss. Will definitely be seeing her again. And again.
Stay safe D1.[/QUOTE]Guess that's why we say YMMV. Blanked. Zip. Nada. Just a massage.
I am becoming more and more convinced that there aren't any low hanging fruit euros. I haven't run into them and I have been looking. My range is the 75/40 or even 75/50 if I have to. Asians abound but euros not for me. I am not going deeper than my range. Sure I know if I want to empty my wallet I can get anything I want but that is insane to do. Even took a drive to Yankee stadium but they were closed on a Saturday evening. I have been trying indie, haven't tried any agencies cause I am thinking they are too expensive. Typing out of frustration so if anybody has a suggestion it would be most appreciated.
[QUOTE=Hobbyist256;2932305][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...-call/19264186[/URL]
I think think this might be Catja, formerly from CT. Her ad is from April, but the massage and the finish are quality. She has a real massage table in a small office. She plays shy at first but the standard finish was available after I mentioned that I could leave a tip. She's young and fairly cute, with a pretty solid massage. I'll probably return.[/QUOTE]Your link is broken. Got cut in the middle. Couldn't find from searching, can you repost it? Thanks.
[QUOTE=KyloBen;2938027]Your link is broken. Got cut in the middle. Couldn't find from searching, can you repost it? Thanks.[/QUOTE]I can't find the ad anymore so I'm assuming she took it down. I have her phone number, but I know I'm not supposed to post it here.
[QUOTE=Zoomy99;2936701]I am becoming more and more convinced that there aren't any low hanging fruit euros. I haven't run into them and I have been looking. My range is the 75/40 or even 75/50 if I have to. Asians abound but euros not for me. I am not going deeper than my range. Sure I know if I want to empty my wallet I can get anything I want but that is insane to do. Even took a drive to Yankee stadium but they were closed on a Saturday evening. I have been trying indie, haven't tried any agencies cause I am thinking they are too expensive. Typing out of frustration so if anybody has a suggestion it would be most appreciated.[/QUOTE]What is Low Hanging Fruit Euros?