Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Advisor;6067684]I stated the alcohol / drugs was a rumor, not fact. And people who die from natural causes aren't always dying from "old age". Did you just make that up? Everyone dies from something. Heart attacks, strokes, cancer etc are considered natural causes. People of all ages die from natural causes (even if the cancer was caused by years of heavy smoking or heart attack by drug use). Generally, natural causes means they didn't die from external forces from suicide, murder, or an accident. More details of course are included in autopsies.[/QUOTE]Not so sure about that. A cop killer in Florida was shot 68 times. A reporter asked why they shot this illegal immigrant 68 times, sheriff Grady Judd said "because that's all the ammo we had". The coroner said he died of natural causes. A reporter asked Judd how it could be natural causes, Judd replied "when you're shot 68 times, naturally you're going to die".

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On my way home from other things decided to check out Brittain Rd for a night cap.

Dreamers 23:00.

It was too late, the dollar bill throwers have shown up.

1/2 dozen girls on average were less then 5 in looks.

Jen 23:45.

Extremely disappointing, Original Sasha and 3 other very thick black girls.

[QUOTE=Pussylicker2;6068355]Not so sure about that. A cop killer in Florida was shot 68 times. A reporter asked why they shot this illegal immigrant 68 times, sheriff Grady Judd said "because that's all the ammo we had". The coroner said he died of natural causes. A reporter asked Judd how it could be natural causes, Judd replied "when you're shot 68 times, naturally you're going to die".

[URL]https://www.adamsforums.com/topic/17750-died-of-natural-causes/[/URL][/QUOTE]Looks like Florida has a sheriff like Arizona has!

Polk County Florida Sheriff - "You kill a policeman it means no arrest. No Miranda rights. No negotiations. Nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into you. PERIOD. ".

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF, GRADY JUDD.

A man in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the ammunition we had. " Now, is that just about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the man died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied: (BEST QUOTE ever) . . . "When you are shot 68 times you are naturally going to die. ".

I hate it when dirt bags kill cops. .

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So yesterday I decided to venture up to Akron for a little carnal entertainment, my first stop being OGD. The parking lot was not filled to capacity although there were quite a few people there anyways. Once I sat down, I ordered my beer and was approached by an African American lady with a nice body and a cute face who went by "Princess". She was not very talkative, but I got three bar-side dances from her, and she seemed pretty proud of her ass. The only other dancer there was Sarah, an extremely chatty MILF who had the opposite personality of my previous encounter, so I accepted her offer of a few dances. She never mentioned the VIP area plus it was earlier for me, so I didn't want to get rid of my chromosomes just yet. Saturdays aren't as good as Wednesdays at that club, at least in my experience. After Sarah moved on, I drank another beer then headed over to Lusty's.

Lusty's had a decent crowd and around four available strippers moving about, so I decided to stick around, order a beer and see what happens. A young lady came up me, and introduced herself as "Nikki". She was by no means a knockout but I was turned on by her regardless, a fuller figure, thick legs, and friendly. She and I talked for awhile, I bought her a shot, I don't drink hard liquor, and then she gave me some decent bar-side dances before offering VIP. I declined but put her in my memory banks as a future possibility. Then an extremely outgoing young lady sat down next to me, overweight but not without sex appeal, I've fantasized about heavier black women before, she fit the bill, plus she grabbed my big head and felt the need to rub it. Her name initially, when I asked her was "Your black chick". After some dances she wanted to go back to the VIP area and I agreed. Our time there was not unproductive in regards to me draining my nutsack, I indulged in my fetish play, gave her $150, got her number and her real name, I guess its Debbie, then went back home, drained and buzzed from the few beers that I had. All in all, it could have been worse.

[QUOTE=Dan00;6067629]Sorry for your experience man, that sounds awful. More details would be helpful, any defining characteristics besides skin color.

Also anyone have reviews or descriptions on Miranda or redneck?[/QUOTE]Meant to say Melissa, sorry can't remember anymore details than other than she was ugly in terms of the black wench.

LOL What type of fetish you have? You more than likely overpaid with that amount for a VIP at Lustys! Try some negation next time.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior74;6069470]So yesterday I decided to venture up to Akron for a little carnal entertainment, my first stop being OGD. The parking lot was not filled to capacity although there were quite a few people there anyways. Once I sat down, I ordered my beer and was approached by an African American lady with a nice body and a cute face who went by "Princess". She was not very talkative, but I got three bar-side dances from her, and she seemed pretty proud of her ass. The only other dancer there was Sarah, an extremely chatty MILF who had the opposite personality of my previous encounter, so I accepted her offer of a few dances. She never mentioned the VIP area plus it was earlier for me, so I didn't want to get rid of my chromosomes just yet. Saturdays aren't as good as Wednesdays at that club, at least in my experience. After Sarah moved on, I drank another beer then headed over to Lusty's.

Lusty's had a decent crowd and around four available strippers moving about, so I decided to stick around, order a beer and see what happens. A young lady came up me, and introduced herself as "Nikki". She was by no means a knockout but I was turned on by her regardless, a fuller figure, thick legs, and friendly. She and I talked for awhile, I bought her a shot, I don't drink hard liquor, and then she gave me some decent bar-side dances before offering VIP.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Searcher55;6069713]LOL What type of fetish you have? You more than likely overpaid with that amount for a VIP at Lustys! Try some negation next time.[/QUOTE]My preferences are a bit difficult to indulge in without a bit of role-playing so I don't feel I really overpaid all that much, plus I don't mind spending some disposable income once in awhile, depending on the circumstances. I'm a nylon foot lover as well as being afflicted with dacryphilia, two fetishes that make it problematic to satisfy at the same time, in clinical terms it's called "partialism", a vanilla guy I am not. It's interesting in that the woman involved need not be even that attractive, as long as she has the proper hose on and is upset enough to shed tears, which dacryphilia is all about. Obviously I focus on the nylon aspects of any encounters, making women cry can create a few problems, so that aspect stays in my mind. It's a strange life sometimes.

Stop by this afternoon for a quick drink. Newer white a little Chubby girl named Phoenix. Decent barside Dances. Took her to VIP. 20 per song 100 if I touch you. So did a 2 song handy for 100. Open to more but that's extra. So so. I like variety. Worth one time. Probably won't do it again unless price comes down to lustys range. LOL.

[QUOTE=MLBeach18;6071678]Stop by this afternoon for a quick drink. Newer white a little Chubby girl named Phoenix. Decent barside Dances. Took her to VIP. 20 per song 100 if I touch you. So did a 2 song handy for 100. Open to more but that's extra. So so. I like variety. Worth one time. Probably won't do it again unless price comes down to lustys range. LOL.[/QUOTE]140 bucks for a handjob? Bro, really?

[QUOTE=MLBeach18;6071678]Stop by this afternoon for a quick drink. Newer white a little Chubby girl named Phoenix. Decent barside Dances. Took her to VIP. 20 per song 100 if I touch you. So did a 2 song handy for 100. Open to more but that's extra. So so. I like variety. Worth one time. Probably won't do it again unless price comes down to lustys range. LOL.[/QUOTE]Hell at Lusty's you can get HJ at the bar for the price of songs plus a small tip. $140?

I've got to say I do not understand the business model for these dancers. Just happened to be driving by Lucky Sunday afternoon and noticed the lot was pretty full and I figured what the hell so I went in.

The good: if I counted right there 7 girls including 4 that have been on their Facebook page recently who are hot by Akron club standards.

The bad: In the time took me to drink 2 beers I fended off some pretty aggressive approaches by some less attractive girls. The 4 hot ones sat at the bar shooting the shit together ignoring me and several other customers. I overheard them complaining there was no money in there but they have no idea what they missed out on because I couldn't get them to look up from their phones.

[QUOTE=Hotrodvfr;6072931]I've got to say I do not understand the business model for these dancers. Just happened to be driving by Lucky Sunday afternoon and noticed the lot was pretty full and I figured what the hell so I went in.

The good: if I counted right there 7 girls including 4 that have been on their Facebook page recently who are hot by Akron club standards.

The bad: In the time took me to drink 2 beers I fended off some pretty aggressive approaches by some less attractive girls. The 4 hot ones sat at the bar shooting the shit together ignoring me and several other customers. I overheard them complaining there was no money in there but they have no idea what they missed out on because I couldn't get them to look up from their phones.[/QUOTE]This is a job for them where they can essentially do whatever, get a regular and then cash out. That or they are simply idiots who can't function in society, probably a mixture of both tbh.

[QUOTE=MLBeach18;6071678]Stop by this afternoon for a quick drink. Newer white a little Chubby girl named Phoenix. Decent barside Dances. Took her to VIP. 20 per song 100 if I touch you. So did a 2 song handy for 100. Open to more but that's extra. So so. I like variety. Worth one time. Probably won't do it again unless price comes down to lustys range. LOL.[/QUOTE]At ogd Bobbi does handies tableside for $10 per song.

[QUOTE=Hotrodvfr;6072931]I've got to say I do not understand the business model for these dancers. Just happened to be driving by Lucky Sunday afternoon and noticed the lot was pretty full and I figured what the hell so I went in.

The good: if I counted right there 7 girls including 4 that have been on their Facebook page recently who are hot by Akron club standards.

The bad: In the time took me to drink 2 beers I fended off some pretty aggressive approaches by some less attractive girls. The 4 hot ones sat at the bar shooting the shit together ignoring me and several other customers. I overheard them complaining there was no money in there but they have no idea what they missed out on because I couldn't get them to look up from their phones.[/QUOTE]You hit the nail on the head, they are idiots! And lazy, they live in a fantasy land, on their phones expecting people to walk in the club and make it rain money like a rap video.

If she was heavier set, may be one I encountered a few weeks back. Sat by me at the bar, started out nice but was absolutely relentless in begging me for dances while I drank a single beer. Had my eye on some little blonde thing but this chick was hogging the seat. How many ways do I say "no?" I guess I could just come out tell her I don't like pushy cows, and go away. But I suppose I'd be creating more problems by doing that.

[QUOTE=DooMama7;6067196]Came into Lustys today after work, 4 dancers. Miranda, Redneck, new girl, black dancer. Wanted to deposit my kids into Miranda's mouth but she went to go smoke. Black dancer asks do you want a dancer, I say no. Decide to play some music, trifling broad says this odd reserved for people who get dances. Thought she was joking so I ignored her, then she asks why the attitude. Keep in mind I already stated I didn't want a dance but she kept pestering me and I wasn't going to give in, she then says (I can't wait until you leave, now I'm confused your telling me instead of making your rounds you rather just sit there and pester me?! Make it make sense! Either the ***** was broke or just stupid.

But yeah avoid, brown skin black chick.[/QUOTE]