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[QUOTE=SteveCainer;2714483]What's the link? Or number?[/QUOTE]Here are links to their ads.
Blonde.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/verified-mature-milf-coffeeshopping-first/12953120[/URL]
Redhead.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/today-is-your-day/9736455[/URL]
[QUOTE=Whenbeesfly;2715260]AVOID AVOID AVOID!
Visited her this morning, made arrangements via text. Told her I was going to shower and head over; got out of the shower to a text saying it was messed up of me to be a no-show. Stupid head ignored the first earning because her pics look good. Driving down itakes a while, get another "stood me up" text. Little head ignored second warning. Get there and the room is spotless and she's jittery. Gives me a hug and grabs my junk so we know we're not cops. She gets 40 flowers from me as she's adjusting the lights, convinces me of an upsell to 60 for extras, but money's in the car so she will walk down with me when we finish. Now the warnings reach the little head, I tell her I'll just take the short visit for 40 flowers but she insists I promised her the extra 20 so we will have problems. I nope the hell out of there, actually broke into a run after the stairs. She followed me down on the phone with "Joe" the whole time and parked her ass on my front bumper, silly girl they call it a bumper cause you bump things away with it! I drove straight through her ass, she took a swing at my driver side window, but I managed to get out shaken but safe.
Gentlemen, I highly recommend avoiding this "provider" and urge you all to stay safe. For the first time in a while, I brought my keys in instead of using the hide-a-key, and I am so glad I did! A quick escape only hurt me 40 flowers instead of a broken nose or missing teeth.
Stay safe,
Bees.[/QUOTE]Glad you got out ok. I honestly am wary of any girl who charges.
40 or 60. They usually are needing a fix and you can guarantee they are managed. Sometimes you get what you pay for. I prefer to get to know a higher end provider and usually they have all lessened the damage for me so I can come see them more often. It is sometimes a pain waiting for that girl you really likes schedule to gel with yours but damn I've had some close calls like this too. Glad you're ok and thanks for the heads up cause the girl you went to see did look like a little cutie although I'm not into the tats really.
I had a free afternoon and set up an impromptu visit with Lilly: [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-lily-is-back-ready-for-some-late-night-fun/13450845[/URL].
My advice, stay far away. She was smoking when she answered the door and the room smelled like a wet ashtray had sex with a pile of shit. She was missing about 80% of her teeth and looked like it would take 3 or 4 showers to get her cleaned up.
I thanked her for her time and walked right back out the door.
When I was grabbing the BP link I saw that she has posted a more recent ad with a picture more representative of what you'll see when you get there. Her earlier ads were a cross between fake and friendly angles.
Mark.
[QUOTE=Whenbeesfly;2715260]AVOID AVOID AVOID!
Visited her this morning, made arrangements via text. Told her I was going to shower and head over; got out of the shower to a text saying it was messed up of me to be a no-show. Stupid head ignored the first earning because her pics look good. Driving down itakes a while, get another "stood me up" text. Little head ignored second warning. Get there and the room is spotless and she's jittery. Gives me a hug and grabs my junk so we know we're not cops. She gets 40 flowers from me as she's adjusting the lights, convinces me of an upsell to 60 for extras, but money's in the car so she will walk down with me when we finish. Now the warnings reach the little head, I tell her I'll just take the short visit for 40 flowers but she insists I promised her the extra 20 so we will have problems. I nope the hell out of there, actually broke into a run after the stairs. She followed me down on the phone with "Joe" the whole time and parked her ass on my front bumper, silly girl they call it a bumper cause you bump things away with it! I drove straight through her ass, she took a swing at my driver side window, but I managed to get out shaken but safe.
Gentlemen, I highly recommend avoiding this "provider" and urge you all to stay safe. For the first time in a while, I brought my keys in instead of using the hide-a-key, and I am so glad I did! A quick escape only hurt me 40 flowers instead of a broken nose or missing teeth.
Stay safe,
Bees.[/QUOTE]So she's resurfaced after about a year of MIA there are past reports on her if I could only remember her name.
[QUOTE=Outforfum;2714861]I saw Jill in October. She is heavier than the pictures show. I enjoyed my time with her. She is very friendly, loves to hug and kiss, fully participates and lives in a clean, private residence. She is a good date. She makes you feel at ease immediately.[/QUOTE]She is nice and all; but she looks nothing like the pictures. She is quite heavy. If you do not care about looks, go see her.
[QUOTE=Hank1111;2715760]She is nice and all; but she looks nothing like the pictures. She is quite heavy. If you do not care about looks, go see her.[/QUOTE]Looks like a different person in each of the photos she uses. Least they could do is stick with the same person in each photo they steal.
[QUOTE=MarkM232;2715662]I had a free afternoon and set up an impromptu visit with Lilly: [URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-lily-is-back-ready-for-some-late-night-fun/13450845[/URL].
My advice, stay far away. She was smoking when she answered the door and the room smelled like a wet ashtray had sex with a pile of shit. She was missing about 80% of her teeth and looked like it would take 3 or 4 showers to get her cleaned up.
I thanked her for her time and walked right back out the door.
When I was grabbing the BP link I saw that she has posted a more recent ad with a picture more representative of what you'll see when you get there. Her earlier ads were a cross between fake and friendly angles.
Mark.[/QUOTE]Should have done a quick search on here first.
Would have saved you time.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6805-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2693433[/URL]#post2693433.
See post #7411.
She gets upset easily. Didn't get to have a session because of some miscommunication via the phone which ended.
With her just hanging up.
I think this is a good indicator that her service is probably rushed and non GFE. I could be wrong though.
Just make sure not to say anything that might raise a brow when setting up via phone.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-38-ddds-blonde-total-package-real-m-video/13475158[/URL]
The ole eyeball technique might have saved you some trouble. I only have to look at that one to see she's trouble.
[QUOTE=RobertBent;2716258]She gets upset easily. Didn't get to have a session because of some miscommunication via the phone which ended.
With her just hanging up.
I think this is a good indicator that her service is probably rushed and non GFE. I could be wrong though.
Just make sure not to say anything that might raise a brow when setting up via phone.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-38-ddds-blonde-total-package-real-m-video/13475158[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Twilighter;2716391]The ole eyeball technique might have saved you some trouble. I only have to look at that one to see she's trouble.[/QUOTE]I'm slow on the uptake sometimes. Is it Tin Eye? Or some idiom I don't know?
[QUOTE=RobertBent;2716258]She gets upset easily. Didn't get to have a session because of some miscommunication via the phone which ended.
With her just hanging up.
I think this is a good indicator that her service is probably rushed and non GFE. I could be wrong though.
Just make sure not to say anything that might raise a brow when setting up via phone.
[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-38-ddds-blonde-total-package-real-m-video/13475158[/URL][/QUOTE]Just saw a post from Birmingham on her read post #5315.
But if you just have to, do a 3 some with them and get it out of your system all at once.
If you want a hot nasty old skank, see Long Legs Lexi (51) on South Parkway, be the best of all three.
Or better yet just stick to internet porn, that stuff washes off!
[QUOTE=LBurgtn;2713712]I have seen ads from a 50 yo redhead and a 54 yo blonde. Has anyone experienced either of them? Care to review?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=RobertBent;2716118]Should have done a quick search on here first.
Would have saved you time.
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6805-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2693433[/URL]#post2693433.
See post #7411.[/QUOTE]I searched for "Lily" and didn't get anything relevant. That extra L would have saved me some hassle.
Damn it.
[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;2716596]Just saw a post from Birmingham on her read post #5315.[/QUOTE]I think you meant post #5319.
Posting the link to the review would also help:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6787-Backpage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2694629&viewfull=1[/URL]#post2694629.
[QUOTE=Twilighter;2716391]The ole eyeball technique might have saved you some trouble. I only have to look at that one to see she's trouble.[/QUOTE]The video she has in her ad is just awful. She was obviously on something that night.
[URL]http://video.backpage.com/1-289c20873f9bd19cc52b5666ef70a1d9.mp4.mp4[/URL]