Massage Parlor Reports

Hey mongers I need some locations on where to go when in your area. I am okay with an establishment or a private worker. I can and will return the favor when you all are in Maryland.

[QUOTE=MrBill2018;4133127]I know I'll probably get flamed for this but has anyone been able to get a footjob HE?[/QUOTE]Try Lynn. Well reviewed here. Advertises on stg. Leave a polite message and be patient until you connect.

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[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4133723]I had a dream that the sheriff of Mayberry was fired for making too many friends happy. Funny thing was and probably still is that the girl with the phones was doing exactly what the person that got fired was doing. Near as I could tell in my dream, younger people got the basic package especially without the shower. Now older guys and somewhat older guys get the medium package of UTC top and OTC bottom. Now if you get the deluxe package and during the shower everything gets real clean then back at the table lying face down, if she is at the foot of the table and pulls your midsection up in the air, chances are, a little asian tongue will be working at the back door and then a short BBBJ comming up from the bottom, then I woke up. Well if you can chop your way to the shop, good luck.[/QUOTE]Your dream needs to include more detailed context. All of the information is vague regarding location. JS.

Like the previous poster mentioned this is all very vague and was funny at first but I'm kinda with everyone on add some more context to where and when

[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4133723]I had a dream that the sheriff of Mayberry was fired for making too many friends happy. Funny thing was and probably still is that the girl with the phones was doing exactly what the person that got fired was doing. Near as I could tell in my dream, younger people got the basic package especially without the shower. Now older guys and somewhat older guys get the medium package of UTC top and OTC bottom. Now if you get the deluxe package and during the shower everything gets real clean then back at the table lying face down, if she is at the foot of the table and pulls your midsection up in the air, chances are, a little asian tongue will be working at the back door and then a short BBBJ comming up from the bottom, then I woke up. Well if you can chop your way to the shop, good luck.[/QUOTE].

Any good recommendations for full UTC roaming?

Saw Leesha on Choctaw Thursday morning. She was ok, I've had a lot better and worse, however she didn't allow any UTC roaming. She was disappointed when I only tipped. 2 for half hour, however I would've tipped more had she provided more.

Figured I'd write about this dream before I forget the details.

Decided to try Comfort out after no luck a RS. Attractive 40's, thin and decent massage. "Accidental" contact until the flip. On the flip, lights dimmed more and straight to the action. Wasn't rushed but I did notice her watching the clock constantly.

I opted for 1 hr with a TS, so the damage was 70/40.

On the way out she said she has a special girl for my 3rd visit.

Second visit was almost identical except more teasing. So far 2 for 2, but I'm interested to see if there is more with the 3rd girl.

Tried to be clever with the title, oh well.

So, after a while of staying out of the game I visited Le E's (formerly of a royal persuasion) and drew a provider named Linda. She was fairly attractive, not the youngest, but not the oldest I've seen. She laid the towel out over me and I began to dream of a fairly decent massage to some elevator muzak covers of somewhat popular songs. No more Elvis apparently.

Some hints of teasing followed by copious amounts of oil in my dream and a lot of backdoor attention that caused my dreaming self to get up on all fours to give better access as this particular teasing technique leads to very pleasant dreams. She never quite got to FUTB, but would rub all around it and spread it open a little to rub the more sensitive areas with oil as well. She then proceeded to get the hot towel we are all familiar with to clean me up a bit and flip me over. This led to a very pleasant ending to my dream accompanied by some more teasing of a more taboo area, though it is not as easy to access from that angle. Allowed for OTC, I'm not handsy in my dreams as some seem to be, but not sure of anything else. Would probably get to FUTB, but I'm not sure if she was allowed or would do so the first time I saw her as she was never there when I dreamnt there previously. At least, not that I recall?

Would repeat. Standard damage for an hour. No negotiations. Left relaxed and decent massage as far as they go. Put on my *Lee* jeans and was gone into the world of being awake.

But entertaining to read. At least someone is having fun.

[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4133723]I had a dream that the sheriff of Mayberry was fired for making too many friends happy. Funny thing was and probably still is that the girl with the phones was doing exactly what the person that got fired was doing. Near as I could tell in my dream, younger people got the basic package especially without the shower. Now older guys and somewhat older guys get the medium package of UTC top and OTC bottom. Now if you get the deluxe package and during the shower everything gets real clean then back at the table lying face down, if she is at the foot of the table and pulls your midsection up in the air, chances are, a little asian tongue will be working at the back door and then a short BBBJ comming up from the bottom, then I woke up. Well if you can chop your way to the shop, good luck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EricJam;4134556]Any good recommendations for full UTC roaming?

Saw Leesha on Choctaw Thursday morning. She was ok, I've had a lot better and worse, however she didn't allow any UTC roaming. She was disappointed when I only tipped. 2 for half hour, however I would've tipped more had she provided more.[/QUOTE]LJ's, although the massage is pretty bad and the place operates a bit more like a brothel than a massage parlor, with plenty of negotiating.

Recent visit, decent massage with solid ending. Provider was tallish with red highlights, didn't catch name.

Lots of teasing of the nether region. OTC bottom / UTC top. Standard house for 30 min. Tip was. 40 for the effort. No haggling.

[QUOTE=EricJam;4134556]Any good recommendations for full UTC roaming?

....[/QUOTE]Go see Alice on Mall Dr. With a little persuasion, full UTC (top and bottom) has been grasped.

I want to try mel banks out, I hear she is heavier than her pics but does anyone have experience with her service?

Tonight at midnight is Chinese New Year. They celebrate their new year the way we do Christmas, only with more drinking. So if you go to an AMP this week, remember to tell them Happy new year. I've found little things can behoove you. And of course there's always money.

Is any old favorites still around Mia? Crazy chick that worked out of house. Slim white lady. Either way is Richmond dry or mongers don't like to share.