Massage Parlor Reports

Lol, whew, four AMPs in 10 days, got it out of my system, whew! I just moved here full time, so it's kind of like a new CD, have to listen to it a bunch at first, then chill out and enjoy it once in awhile.

Anyways, Saturday night, hit P10 around 11:30'ish to try Miko that I've read a few posts about.

MS opened the door, (she was kinda cute herself) and let me in. Asked if I'd been before, I said "No but I'm legit. " She led me into room and asked me a few questions. I said I wasn't LE, and she actually patted my pockets, but I showed her my license and told her my story. I asked for Miko, she said hang on, took my. 5 and left. About 2 minutes later, Miko walked in. Cute, but not as hot as I expected. Just a little bit thicker than I like. Don't get me wrong, she isn't chunky, I just like petite girls (Boa was hot! ).

Anyways, her attitude was great, and her sense of humor made up for my physical preference. She likes to joke, has an odd laugh, but was down to earth. She asked if I wanted to shower, but I just had so I said no. She used a warm towel to basically scrub me first. We chatted for at least 20 minutes, and she waited on me to start kissing on her, etc. I think she wanted me to start to make sure I wasn't LE. Then she undressed, cute body, nice C's, a surprising amount of bush, not big, but a thick landing strip. I love them bald, so I didn't DATY. Started off with CBJ, was good, then on to MISH and Doggie. Honestly, for me (and I'm picky so don't discount this provider) I wasn't that turned on, so I hurried through the act. After I popped, she cleaned me again with a warm rag, and then gave a pretty good massage, chatting and joking the whole time. $. 7 (. 2 tip) and I left. MS was sleeping so all in all, about an hour and a half. We talked a lot.

L-6 S-8 A-10. Was a lot of fun to talk with, but probably won't visit again solely on my own physical preferences.

Gonna chill for a week or 2, but want to try Hana next.

Can anyone give me some good advice on getting into Ichiban. When I tried last, she wouldn't let me. I didn't answer her questions right, read my last full report. I'm in my mid 30's and work out daily, so I know I might look like five-oh, and since I'm new to the scene, I don't know all of the protocals yet.

Thanks and Happy Mongering!

[QUOTE=Scotty007]No other thoughts to add, but this is an awesome report. I "ever noticed" a lot of these things. You are a shaman, a seer, an enlightened Warrior Monger. We bow in your presence, sensei.[/QUOTE]Thanks man, I just thought us guys needed a laugh in these tough times. I just observe, but I still got a ton of learning to do. I still spend too much and make really bad decisions when I got too much baby batter on the brain. What makes it worse is when I go to the gym, all of the hot ass exercising wear their gratuitous tight ass spandex pants. Perfect for camel toe and booty bragging, terrible for us pervs that need to discharge at a Thai massage joint soon after.

In that same breath, heres a short rant.

Ever notice chicks "seem" to not like it when we look at their ass and crotch when they wear ultra tight pants? But then again, thats why they wear tight shit right? Or is it innocently to "enhance" their athletic performance? Yeah right. Even if it is to enhance performance, they don't need to wear just that if they don't like guys looking, they can cover it with shorts or something right? But they don't. Personally, I think they want the attention, because when I put on MY "performance tights, " I cover up with basketball shorts over it. Don't need to showcase my blue-jizzed-filled-ball-sacks to the rest of the world. Especially them. Perish the thought, they might think I want them to fondle 'um.

Just a thought. But I do like looking at crotch cleavage tucked it thin-tight fabric, and not need to use my imagination to visualize vagina bumpers on an unsuspecting chick exercising.

Crazy chicks.

I was going to write another "ever notice" about CC and be ruthlessly specific, but I think I'll pass, because people get touchy about revealing secrets. But oh man, the money I've spent and the things I know!

Over 6 years, maybe a hundred therapists and thousands of dollars later. Maybe I'll change my mind and write it anyway, but I don't want to get yelled at by grouchy old mongers. Memories though. From back in the day when there was an actual AMP on the 34th floor, then one of the first HE friendly "legit" massage facilities- Island Massage, to the 31st, 36th and especially the 39th floor. And of course, hundreds of validated parking passes and dollar bills later.

Can you really get some action from Julie Moon at Moon PT?

[QUOTE=Starfox64]Any word on what's going on there?

I drove by recently and it looks all closed up.[/QUOTE]Open for business as usual.

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[QUOTE=Junior Knight]Ever notice when you go to Century Center, even the lobby smells of massage oil? Ever notice that on the specific floor of the massage, the oil smell is almost overwhelming?

Ever notice that only us pervs can smell that smell?

Ever notice that when you try to take a shower after a "legit" massage it takes so long to scrub off that oil everyone (providers) think you are jacking off in the shower?

Ever notice if a new provider doesn't put a towel on you in the beginning of a massage you get excited that you might get a HE later, but on the flip she covers you and bursts your bubble?

Ever notice after a while you get bored of going to one place in CC and wish there were other places that are better, so you look in the penny saver hoping to find new blood?

Ever notice when looking in the penny saver for new blood, you find nothing new, then go online to craigslist hoping for the same thing?

Ever noticed on craigslist that CC providers have 3-5 different phone numbers for their same place, but try to trick us into falling for it until we ask what room number?

Ever notice how providers that are poor in english speaking, pluralize or make singular words vice versa?

Ever notice when your stomach gets massaged, you feel like farting?

Ever notice even an ugly provider starts to look decent if she rubs close enough to your twig and berries?

Ever notice if there are two new providers and you make an appointment over the phone not knowing which is who, and hoping for the better one, the one you get is ugly and you want to switch but you don't want to hurt their feelings?

Ever notice that after a massage and maybe even a HE, the rest of the day or night seems pretty uneventful?

Ever notice after paying and tipping for a massage you start to ponder the things you could have bought, or the bills you could have paid with that money?

Ever notice Century Center parking sucks and the stalls are hard to find, and small? Ever notice when getting a parking pass from the parking lady, you feel small kine shame, because she'll know where you going?

Ever notice if a car is onthe other side of the parking attendant, you stall to ask for the parking pass because you don't want them to hear where you're going? Ever notice in the Century Center elevator you wonder if the real tenants are suspecting where you are going by looking at the floor number you press? Ever notice some of the tenants are the people getting massages with you? Ever notice, its very uncomfortable to make eye contact with another guy walking past you in a towel because hes probably in there to try and get a HE, just like you?

Ever notice bumping into a family member, friend, coworker or boss is extremely embarrassing?

Ever notice its also embarrassing when you try a new girl and you see your usual provider and think she might be jealous?

Ever notice hiding the towel to lie on the massage table hoping for a bare-assed massage does no good because there are a thousand other towels in the room that the provider can burst your bubble with.

Ever notice you have to take a shit after a good massage, but you heavily worry the stench might permeate through the door crack and poison the girls and other pervs outside?

Ever notice after 10:00pm, you wish you came earlier because the security guards give you a stink look and make you give them your license while you wait for the girl to come down so they know exactly where you are going? Ever notice after 10:00pm, the backside doors are locked, so it makes you have to go through the front, around the tensa-barrier and make "A? "

Ever notice the customers going to Aria probably know where you are going since you arent dressed nice enough to go to the fourth floor?

Ever notice you go to Century Center so much, you become un-phased by the "FBI/Police video sticker warning and know each of the six elevators personally? Ever notice most of the better massage places are on the 21st floor and up?

Ever notice the elevators for the 21st floors and up are never at the lobby, but take forever because their at the 4th floor or higher, and on their way up?

Ever notice when a pretty girl that youve never seen before at Century Center walks through the lobby, you hope to god she works as a massage girl, but she probably doesn't?

Ever notice that you start to really like Thai providers and they look great in their "environment, " but you start thinking if you actually dated one you might be ashamed to be seen with her, or your friends meet her?

Ever notice that all the money you give a provider for their services, plus everyone else that does too, probably made the providers save more money than whats in your own account?

Ever notice you probably would never go to these places if you had a girlfriend, had a good girlfriend, or had a good marriage?

Ever notice that after a while of having a girlfriend, a good girlfriend, or a good marriage, you still would come back because you are paying for variety, pampering and silence you would never get otherwise? Just some food for thought, got any others dudes?[/QUOTE]Most of what you said is so true. Thank you for verbalizing what most of us have been thinking.

[QUOTE=Casaaloha]Pattie gave me the worst massage ever. But she is cute. She was on the phone several times, and seemed to be late for an appointment of some type after my massage. I know many guys said she gives an easy HE. I only got a terrible experience. Last time I got a massage like that was when a massage student game me a massage. Never going back. Damage: $60 plus $20 tip. Yes, I always give tip. I don't want to get screamed at. Yang was there watching me leave, and she seemed pretty nice, not bad looking.[/QUOTE]I was a long time customer there but I got too many subpar massages & so so HE's from Patti and more that one time even got attitude from her, WTF. Anyways Carol ( Yang) would always have the best massage & HE. Damage .6 + .4

[QUOTE=Junior Knight]I was going to write another "ever notice" about CC and be ruthlessly specific, but I think I'll pass, because people get touchy about revealing secrets. But oh man, the money I've spent and the things I know!

Over 6 years, maybe a hundred therapists and thousands of dollars later. Maybe I'll change my mind and write it anyway, but I don't want to get yelled at by grouchy old mongers. Memories though. From back in the day when there was an actual AMP on the 34th floor, then one of the first HE friendly "legit" massage facilities- Island Massage, to the 31st, 36th and especially the 39th floor. And of course, hundreds of validated parking passes and dollar bills later.[/QUOTE] Hey Junior, go for it, write it anyway! Those were the good old days at Island Massage and Summers' Place before the Thai invasion. I can relate to all of your "ever notices" at CC -so true!!

[QUOTE=Showboatt]Saw Jenn out at University several times and decided too many restrictions as far as kissing and tits. I just cannot give it my all. Not used to being treated like that. Too bad. Will take my time looking for another MILF.
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I had a strange encounter with her, since I stopped seeing her at the AMP at the Nirvana location again. She said that she didn't see me before and that I must mean the other Sakura. She wanted me to see another provider there. So, I played her game, and said that I should be going to the other Sakura since I made an appointment. When I didn't want to see the other providers, she suggested herself. But, I said I needed to go to the Sakura by Walmart. She made a habut face and kind of slam the door behind me.

[QUOTE=Ewabeachguy]Can you really get some action from Julie Moon at Moon PT?[/QUOTE]I don't want to say nothing happened, but I know a handful of guys who are seeing Moon PT for PT. Not one got any extras, while stretching, exercising, or massages. Someone was at the right place at the right time. She's very pretty, but I wouldn't waste your money. She is very professional and good at what she does. She probably realizes that a lot of her clients are attracted to her and hoping for extras. Beauty is a double edged sword. Some women can slice and dice with the sword and others get hurt. It is a gift and a curse. I wish her luck. From Julie Moon's favorite fan.

TX

[QUOTE=Bonhamsurf]Please keep this section for the Escort's AdsO. K. , second report. Thanks to the fellow mongers for your provider suggestions. Called Ichiban and asked for Hana, but was told she is gone til next week. So I thought I would try Miko at P10, so I drove over there, (thanks for the directions in the forum) at about 9:00 tonight (Wed.). Went to the door, and was told "All Busy. " I asked how long, she said "Come back in hour. "

I really didn't want to be up that late, so I called over back over to Ichiban and asked if Kelly was working. The girl on the phone said yes and asked what time, and I said 10 minutes and she said "Ok. " So I parked in Walmart and walked over to Ichiban. I have never been there, but liked the inside entrance and convenience to Walmart's parking lot. I rang the door and an asian girl, maybe in her 30's with sandy blond hair asked me if I had been there before. Not knowing how to answer, I said yes, so she asked me when and who had I seen, and I said October and Kelly. She asked me again how long ago, and I said October again. She paused and said kelly wasn't working, and I said, "but I just called. " She said, sorry, kelly wasn't working.

So. I gave it up.

How do I get around that part when they ask me if I've been there at a place I've never been to?

Anyways, headed over to Sakura and asked for Ivy. MS led me to the room, and a moment later, in walked Ivy. She introduced herself and asked if she'd met me before. I said no. She asked how come I asked for her, and I said a friend had told me about her. She said o. K. She immediately undressed me and led me to the shower for a decent TS. I asked her a few questions about herself to make conversation, and she answered, but I could tell she was going to be very business-like.

Back in the room after TS, and she told me to lay on my stomach and she would be back. 5 minutes later, she came back in the room and stripped down. Wonderful body, tan, relatively tight stomach, very nice job on with the bolt-ons. Proceeded to CBJ with a full deep throat, very skilled. After that she rolled on her back where I DATY for awhile, then started with Mish, then to doggie. I usually take a pretty long time to pop, so after about 20-25 minutes she started to tire out. She wanted to go back to mish, which I did, and while there, I wrapped my hand in her hair and pulled, not too hard, but just a little. She immediately wrapped her arms around me and dug her nails into me and asked me to go harder. I did, until she came while pulling my hair and digging into my back. It must have been 30+ minutes into it and I was sweating hard. We went back to doggie where I finally popped, but honestly had trouble making it to the home stretch as I could tell after she came she wasn't into it, and that she was tired and going through the motions.

After I finished, she cleaned me, back to the shower, then back to the room where she dressed me but seemed in a hurry. She kept saying she needed food and that I took all of her energy from her. 5 to house and $. 5 +. 3 tip to provider.

All in all, I'd say L-7, S-7 and A-6. Nice body, so-so face, too business like towards the end. I would visit again, but not until I get the chance to sample some more. I'll be glad to see million when she gets back.

Any advice on getting into places for the first time?[/QUOTE]
Dude. The girl you described who answered the door at Ichiban sounds like Kelly.

[QUOTE=Da One]Hey Junior, go for it, write it anyway! Those were the good old days at Island Massage and Summers' Place before the Thai invasion. I can relate to all of your "ever notices" at CC -so true!![/QUOTE]Who was on the 34 at CC before Yang?

Give us some details for us new mongers.

Does she have implants? Her rack seems to be pretty large for a Korean woman.

[QUOTE=Talon X]I don't want to say nothing happened, but I know a handful of guys who are seeing Moon PT for PT. Not one got any extras, while stretching, exercising, or massages. Someone was at the right place at the right time. She's very pretty, but I wouldn't waste your money. She is very professional and good at what she does. She probably realizes that a lot of her clients are attracted to her and hoping for extras. Beauty is a double edged sword. Some women can slice and dice with the sword and others get hurt. It is a gift and a curse. I wish her luck. From Julie Moon's favorite fan.

TX[/QUOTE]

Anybody got the 411 on Moon PT.