Massage Parlor Reports

I kinda like when other cars are there I feel like its not as weird as being the ONLY car at night in a weird little house thing.

Seriously though. Was it meant to be a house or what? Place is so random that youd expect to find something off about it. Especially being right across from your favorite uncle's house.

[QUOTE=BowTieGuy394;4131652]That would be news to me. I was there the other day and everything was pretty normal. I don't mind giving this tip away (because I go there about once a month) - but when I go in the day, the lot is full and they always say "come back 20 minutes." Now, I go at night. And it is straight in with the parking lot completely empty. The last 4 times I have been there at night. I was the only "customer."[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4131820]If you mongers cannot see how unusual it is to have a massage girl give you everything you want free over such a long period of time. I don't know what to say. Not always easy but all very true. Local mongers know who it is,they have now sworn secrecy to the business not to write reviews. It caters to older men. I just thought in the monger hobby, you would find this crazy, I did and I do. And to the hoo, you are so off base.[/QUOTE]I have followed this board for a couple of years. And I appreciate all the hints others have passed on. However, I have no clue who he is referencing and it is confusing what he is referring to. He says it is a new shop but they have been catering to older males? Does anyone know who he is talking about?

[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4131820]If you mongers cannot see how unusual it is to have a massage girl give you everything you want free over such a long period of time. I don't know what to say. Not always easy but all very true. Local mongers know who it is,they have now sworn secrecy to the business not to write reviews. It caters to older men. I just thought in the monger hobby, you would find this crazy, I did and I do. And to the hoo, you are so off base.[/QUOTE]What did I just read?

[QUOTE=BillyBreeder;4132337]What did I just read?[/QUOTE]I doubt he even knows what he just said.

Mannnn idk who this secret group of old men is but let a young guy in, you got pass this knowledge down sometime. I'm hip! Do old people use that terminology still?.

[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4131820]If you mongers cannot see how unusual it is to have a massage girl give you everything you want free over such a long period of time. I don't know what to say. Not always easy but all very true. Local mongers know who it is,they have now sworn secrecy to the business not to write reviews. It caters to older men. I just thought in the monger hobby, you would find this crazy, I did and I do. And to the hoo, you are so off base.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure Luna Maya is the trans one. Though if I remember correctly there are some other girls at her massage place. Am I right? (Asking to anyone).

BTW can I say trans here or is someone going to permaban me for it?

[QUOTE=QHoldem;4131790]Does anyone know the status of Luna maya (I know about history and owner etc) but are there girls there now and if so what are they like? White? Hispanic?[/QUOTE].

You boys are just too impatient, I am getting there, when you are sitting in the chair in room 2 grabbing the back of her head while she is on her knees, you will thank me.

[QUOTE=FreeThree1;4132491]Pretty sure Luna Maya is the trans one. Though if I remember correctly there are some other girls at her massage place. Am I right? (Asking to anyone).

BTW can I say trans here or is someone going to permaban me for it?

.[/QUOTE]Maria is the tranny that runs Luna Maya. I didn't know that when I went but the girls that were working there were super hot. Wanted way too much for me though so I never went back.

It seems like the majority of AMPs are on south side, right? I live in the city, so I would love to find something closer to me. In the meantime, I think I'm going to try GF today after seeing that many of you have had good results there.

[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4132814]You boys are just too impatient, I am getting there, when you are sitting in the chair in room 2 grabbing the back of her head while she is on her knees, you will thank me.[/QUOTE]No we won't because none of your stories happened.

I know I'll probably get flamed for this but has anyone been able to get a footjob HE?

[QUOTE=ItsThatGuy;4132827]Maria is the tranny that runs Luna Maya. I didn't know that when I went but the girls that were working there were super hot. Wanted way too much for me though so I never went back.[/QUOTE]Is it Maria or Mia?

When I was new in the hobby I got the Russian one but she wanted like a benj plus a grant for a HJ.

[QUOTE=CasualMale1030;4132814]You boys are just too impatient, I am getting there, when you are sitting in the chair in room 2 grabbing the back of her head while she is on her knees, you will thank me.[/QUOTE]Thanks for dropping all the details that don't matter. It doesn't even seem like you're talking about a location just this one spinner your got the hots for.

[QUOTE=Yourself;4132884]It seems like the majority of AMPs are on south side, right? I live in the city, so I would love to find something closer to me. In the meantime, I think I'm going to try GF today after seeing that many of you have had good results there.[/QUOTE]Choctaw road.

If that's not in the city the cross street is definitely in the city. Haven't been there for a long time, standard massage / finish.

I had a dream that the sheriff of Mayberry was fired for making too many friends happy. Funny thing was and probably still is that the girl with the phones was doing exactly what the person that got fired was doing. Near as I could tell in my dream, younger people got the basic package especially without the shower. Now older guys and somewhat older guys get the medium package of UTC top and OTC bottom. Now if you get the deluxe package and during the shower everything gets real clean then back at the table lying face down, if she is at the foot of the table and pulls your midsection up in the air, chances are, a little asian tongue will be working at the back door and then a short BBBJ comming up from the bottom, then I woke up. Well if you can chop your way to the shop, good luck.