Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=RaviFrequent;2809458]I'm kinda eager to try point 2, let me try and report back.[/QUOTE]Be sure to take a handful of napkins with you.

[QUOTE=RaviFrequent;2809458]... Maybe I have to try without curtains, and this may be a new experience for me.[/QUOTE]I liked the clubs that just had one big room that everyone would share.

[QUOTE=RaviFrequent;2809458] I'm used to asking if I can touch tats only during dances. Some say 'yes' some say 'no'.[/QUOTE]This is why most experienced mongers always negotiate with the girl EVERYTHING you want to do in the back BEFORE you go back. I can't imagine a girl saying no to that request if you ask her at your table before you go back. In the back your request might catch them off guard. When you're at the table talking, you could say something like "tattoos on girls really turn me on. I get excited by them, and I love to touch them. If we go to the VIP, would you mind if I touched your tattoos while I jack off?

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... BTW, is it ok to discuss with girl about my "fantasies" since I've been under the impression that it may sound rude and don't want to offend girls by discussing them.[/QUOTE]That depends on what your fantasies are. If you fantasize about sex with animals, keeping a woman in a cage, or you day dream about hurting people, that would be considered creepy. But if you have pretty tame fantasies, that would be all right. If you're not sure if it's too creepy or not, you could ask the forum.

I am not sure if it is appropriate to post this here since it is not a report or Detroit related. If it is not appropriate, admin please remove it.

So I was browsing YouTube this morning and came upon a video dated yesterday (Feb 23,2016) titled "First Strip Club Experience.

STORYTIME" by a girl named Ashley ortega. So she is talking about her first ever visit to a strip club on her 19th birthday. And in this video blog of hers, she kept referring to male strip club patrons as 'creepy men'. She said that so many times.

Are we mongers really so creepy?

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BTW, is it ok to discuss with girl about my "fantasies" since I've been under the impression that it may sound rude and don't want to.

Offend girls by discussing them.[/QUOTE]When a girl asks me "want to go for a dance" I always respond with a confident "Well, what I really like to do is. " and you can fill in the blanks from there. It's a good icebreaker and will relax most girls knowing you're not LEO because you're being specific about what you want. Be confident about it, tell her what you want. If she isn't down with it, she'll move on and you'll find one willing to help you out.

From the sounds of your other concerns you really need to have a set of clothes that you only wear to clubs. Keep them in a duffel or backpack and if you have a significant other find a place to easily hide it. Or buy a shirt / pants on the way and toss them out afterwards.

I know this is SC101 but we've all had to go through it. Hope this helps.

[QUOTE=Everest;2809900]I am not sure if it is appropriate to post this here since it is not a report or Detroit related. If it is not appropriate, admin please remove it.

So I was browsing YouTube this morning and came upon a video dated yesterday (Feb 23,2016) titled "First Strip Club Experience.

STORYTIME" by a girl named Ashley ortega. So she is talking about her first ever visit to a strip club on her 19th birthday. And in this video blog of hers, she kept referring to male strip club patrons as 'creepy men'. She said that so many times.

Are we mongers really so creepy?[/QUOTE]LOL I'd like to think we're not but I'm sure a 19 yo seeing a SC for the first time seeing older guys with girls half their age would probably look creepy to her.

That said, it never fails there's always that one guy standing in the back staring at the girls on stage, drooling into his drink. Or the worst one for me is the cheapo manhandler guy who grabs or slaps every girl's tits or ass that walks by but never tips or does a dance.

[QUOTE=Nccb69;2810213]LOL I'd like to think we're not... [/QUOTE]I'm sure some of the girls I do have grandfathers younger than me. I like to think I'm a nice guy. I've tipped my waitress $50 for letting me feel her tits and butt. But sure, we're creeps. The girls at the clubs are used to us, so they have a high tolerance for creepiness. I tell them I want to do BBBJ CIM and FUTB. I get turned down a lot, but they've all heard it before. The girls I do regularly seem to like me.

[QUOTE=RaviFrequent;2809458]I'm worried about point 1 since during HJ request, there is a possibility of girl spitting on my chicken to loosen it up. Haha. BTW I don't.

Think this will be even necessary for me, since I take dances, only when I'm wet and lubricated enough along with condoms on to avoid any.

Spill off on my inner garments. This is to primarily avoid any body fluids exchange ie. , vaginal and saliva. Should I be worried about.

Sweat exchange from dancers during my lap dances??

Since normally they sometimes dance back-to-back and are most of times sweating. I know I'm kinda sounding weird about sweat.

But hey, I don't want to repent later for some temporary fun which I have during lap dance moments. I suppose you understand what.

I mean.

I'm kinda eager to try point 2, let me try and report back.

On point 3, I want to have some privacy during dances and have been going to clubs with curtains. Maybe I have to try without.

Curtains, and this may be a new experience for me. I will have this only list.

BTW, is it ok to discuss with girl about my "fantasies" since I've been under the impression that it may sound rude and don't want to.

Offend girls by discussing them.[/QUOTE]Don't be such a pussy, find one stick your fucking tongue so far in her vag you can lick her ovaries. Then fuck her. Go back to your seat drink more beer. And repeat till your broke. Before you leave go take a piss wash your hands, look in the mirror and hopefully you notice your a real man now. Then you can move on to phase two. Crackhoes.

[QUOTE=BusHunter69;2810401] stick your fucking tongue so far in her vag you can lick her ovaries. Then fuck her. [/QUOTE]I like licking ovaries, but I'm an old man who is divorced. If I caught something it's not a real big deal. Even if it kills me, I'm already an old man. If Ravi is a young man (which I suspect he is), he may be married with a family. If he were to catch something it could ruin his life. Ravi seems to be quite cautious, but like my father said, it's better to be too careful than not careful enough.

Funniest post I have seen in a long time bro!! Bravo!

[QUOTE=BusHunter69;2810401]Don't be such a pussy, find one stick your fucking tongue so far in her vag you can lick her ovaries. Then fuck her. Go back to your seat drink more beer. And repeat till your broke. Before you leave go take a piss wash your hands, look in the mirror and hopefully you notice your a real man now. Then you can move on to phase two. Crackhoes.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys. I haven't been to Bogies in forever. Just curious if Torri is still out there? Skinny senior citizen with the worlds longest nipples. Haven't seen any reports on her either.

Thanks,

JD.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;2810690]Hey guys. I haven't been to Bogies in forever. Just curious if Torri is still out there? Skinny senior citizen with the worlds longest nipples. Haven't seen any reports on her either.

Thanks,

JD.[/QUOTE]Yes she is.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;2810690]Hey guys. I haven't been to Bogies in forever. Just curious if Torri is still out there? Skinny senior citizen with the worlds longest nipples. Haven't seen any reports on her either.

Thanks,

JD.[/QUOTE]She's there. I was there on Friday and Saturday afternoon and saw her on both occasions. Not my type so didn't have a dance with her. But she came and sat with me briefly on Friday.

[QUOTE=Pussylicker2;2810331]I'm sure some of the girls I do have grandfathers younger than me. I like to think I'm a nice guy. I've tipped my waitress $50 for letting me feel her tits and butt. But sure, we're creeps. The girls at the clubs are used to us, so they have a high tolerance for creepiness. I tell them I want to do BBBJ CIM and FUTB. I get turned down a lot, but they've all heard it before. The girls I do regularly seem to like me.[/QUOTE]Yep! I guess we ARE a bunch of creepy old men. Speaking of old men, I have noticed the girls seem to prefer older gents. I am in my mid forties but look younger (so I have been told) and I have a hard time having a girl approach me even after tipping on stage (except for my ATF at Cracker Jaxx). The fact that I am not what you call good-looking may also have something to do it 😜128540;.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;2810690]Hey guys. I haven't been to Bogies in forever. Just curious if Torri is still out there? Skinny senior citizen with the worlds longest nipples. Haven't seen any reports on her either.
Thanks,

JD.[/QUOTE]She's still there, weekend day shift.

[QUOTE=Everest;2809900]I am not sure if it is appropriate to post this here since it is not a report or Detroit related. If it is not appropriate, admin please remove it.

So I was browsing YouTube this morning and came upon a video dated yesterday (Feb 23,2016) titled "First Strip Club Experience.

STORYTIME" by a girl named Ashley ortega. So she is talking about her first ever visit to a strip club on her 19th birthday. And in this video blog of hers, she kept referring to male strip club patrons as 'creepy men'. She said that so many times.

Are we mongers really so creepy?[/QUOTE]My experience from having lived and mongered overseas (Asia, Europe, see. America) is that older men with younger women is more acceptable elsewhere. And sex in general is more acceptable for both sexes to be interested in. While here in our more and more feminized Cuntry, men are stigmatized for our need for sex, and women pretend to be prim / proper but are just as 'creepy' as us behind closed doors. Sorry for the soapbox spew, but that post simply hit a nerve.

[QUOTE=Everest;2810873]Yep! I guess we ARE a bunch of creepy old men. Speaking of old men, I have noticed the girls seem to prefer older gents. I am in my mid forties but look younger (so I have been told) and I have a hard time having a girl approach me even after tipping on stage (except for my ATF at Cracker Jaxx). The fact that I am not what you call good-looking may also have something to do it 128540;.[/QUOTE]Are you showered and clean when you go in? Do you smell good? As long as you're hygienic and have money in your wallet, there should be no reason why girls aren't coming over to you.