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This is all my imagination. I imagine I saw Nicole in Fairfax / Vienna. I had seen some good reviews and for the price I thought it would be worth the gamble. The reviews agreed that she gave a good massage and some indicated that there was more. I visited her small apartment and got comfortable. She is a bit older with a face and body that I myself find attractive. The massage itself was fantastic and she knew her way around the various techniques, including oils and hot stones. I've never had a professional massage, so I can't compare it, but it was pretty great. The back included the occasional ball-playing. On the flip she massaged and then gave a very energetic HJ. It was nice but I got the feeling that she was in a hurry to get it over with. After the explosion, she wiped up and continued with the rest of the massage until the hour was over. Then she said "finished" and offered the shower. The massage was great but we didn't seem to click and she seemed to avoid eye contact. I saw one reviewer indicate that there was more than a HJ available, but that didn't seem to be the case for me. Oh well. I think the great massage almost up for the $. 2 I had a great massage and won't return.

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Having enjoyed an unexpectedly nice session with an Asian MILF earlier in the holiday weekend, I decided to visit the Centreville Chinese MILF location while passing through the area. I remembered there was a negative review back in November, but I was also hoping that gal would have rotated out and replaced by someone else. I arrived and was met at the door by a gal who looked like she was probably around 40, not thin but not fat either. After the usual formalities, I laid face down on the bed. She motioned for me to flip over. She skipped the massage, to which I was looking forward, and went straight for the main event. She handled that area roughly during the preliminaries. Once the main event was underway, it wasn't long at all before she asked me to pop. How old does she think I am, 21? It takes a little while for those of us pushing 60 to get going. She then removed the rain gear and tried to finish me off with standard NOVA. Again, her handling was rough. I finally had to take over, but she kept grabbing onto or jabbing sensitive areas. For $. 3 I expect a lot better service than I received. I suspect the only reason I got the full half-hour is because it took that long to finish following the rough treatment. Afterward I was sore, and I still am sore. It will be some time before I can play again.

That now makes four out of five visits to this outfit which haven't gone well. I realize Roman and others have enjoyed much better visits, and I'm grateful for them. As for me, I'm done with the Chinese MILF's unless I see or hear of significant changes and improvements.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3212685]Having enjoyed an unexpectedly nice session with an Asian MILF earlier in the holiday weekend, I decided to visit the Centreville Chinese MILF location while passing through the area. I remembered there was a negative review back in November, but I was also hoping that gal would have rotated out and replaced by someone else. I arrived and was met at the door by a gal who looked like she was probably around 40, not thin but not fat either. After the usual formalities, I laid face down on the bed. She motioned for me to flip over. She skipped the massage, to which I was looking forward, and went straight for the main event. She handled that area roughly during the preliminaries. Once the main event was underway, it wasn't long at all before she asked me to pop. How old does she think I am, 21? It takes a little while for those of us pushing 60 to get going. She then removed the rain gear and tried to finish me off with standard NOVA. Again, her handling was rough. I finally had to take over, but she kept grabbing onto or jabbing sensitive areas. For $. 3 I expect a lot better service than I received. I suspect the only reason I got the full half-hour is because it took that long to finish following the rough treatment. Afterward I was sore, and I still am sore. It will be some time before I can play again.

That now makes four out of five visits to this outfit which haven't gone well. I realize Roman and others have enjoyed much better visits, and I'm grateful for them. As for me, I'm done with the Chinese MILF's unless I see or hear of significant changes and improvements.[/QUOTE]IIRC, Roamin has posted positive reports for Judy and Nana. You said you've had four bad visits and one good but, since ladies rotate in and out, without having names to associate with either negative or positive reports it's a little hard to figure out what the deal is.

For your disappointing visits, did you see four different providers or did you see the same woman (or women) more than once? And which provider was the good one? My reason for asking is because, just like with AMPs, outfits like the Centreville MILFs can feature some ladies who provide outstanding service and others who don't and without names to go with the reports there's no way for forum members to know the difference.

I had a dream recently. I was looking to dream a dream I had before, but it was not responding, so I went to the BP dream list. There was an offer of a dream addressing morning Wood. This is an issue I often have, so I called for a dream with the hope of some good chopping.

Not hard to set up. Three call. A few minutes late, but nothing to speak of. Low end woodyard location, but not bad. Friendly, but not the full on emotional commitment that you like from your Wood service provider.

Large sized Wood chopper with a very nice oversize trunk for accepting wood. Extremely nice headlights for the price. This was a large horsepower chopper with full curves on the ax handles for a great grip, not the chopping spinner that some prefer. A faint scent of California Medical Services smoke was extant.

The wood chopping options were limited. Traditional chopping from above and behind and some on top. But the headlights while mesmerizing, were off limits to any adjustment. I just had to stare at them. In the end, I had to finish chopping the wood myself with some of the choppers manual assistance keeping the ball bearings on the chainsaw lubricated and tight. This may have been partly me, but others offering wood services have been able to chop me up into nice bits without my help.

The add for this wood chopper is no longer up. It may have moved on to another forest. Let me know if you see an add for wood and we can see if it has the same trunk and headlights.

[QUOTE=OldBoomer;3214047]I had a dream recently. I was looking to dream a dream I had before, but it was not responding, so I went to the BP dream list. There was an offer of a dream addressing morning Wood. This is an issue I often have, so I called for a dream with the hope of some good chopping.

Not hard to set up. Three call. A few minutes late, but nothing to speak of. Low end woodyard location, but not bad. Friendly, but not the full on emotional commitment that you like from your Wood service provider.

Large sized Wood chopper with a very nice oversize trunk for accepting wood. Extremely nice headlights for the price. This was a large horsepower chopper with full curves on the ax handles for a great grip, not the chopping spinner that some prefer. A faint scent of California Medical Services smoke was extant.

The wood chopping options were limited. Traditional chopping from above and behind and some on top. But the headlights while mesmerizing, were off limits to any adjustment. I just had to stare at them. In the end, I had to finish chopping the wood myself with some of the choppers manual assistance keeping the ball bearings on the chainsaw lubricated and tight. This may have been partly me, but others offering wood services have been able to chop me up into nice bits without my help.

The add for this wood chopper is no longer up. It may have moved on to another forest. Let me know if you see an add for wood and we can see if it has the same trunk and headlights.[/QUOTE][URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-must-see-gorgeous-36ddd-vixen-available-100-real-pics-80qk-incalls/26155439[/URL]

I think I've seen her post some "morning wood" ads recently. If Alexis is your wood chopper, I think I'll scratch her off my to-do list as your report doesn't make her sound too enticing.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;3213965]IIRC, Roamin has posted positive reports for Judy and Nana. You said you've had four bad visits and one good but, since ladies rotate in and out, without having names to associate with either negative or positive reports it's a little hard to figure out what the deal is.

For your disappointing visits, did you see four different providers or did you see the same woman (or women) more than once? And which provider was the good one? My reason for asking is because, just like with AMPs, outfits like the Centreville MILFs can feature some ladies who provide outstanding service and others who don't and without names to go with the reports there's no way for forum members to know the difference.[/QUOTE]It was very difficult to understand her, but it may have been Elly or Shelly. Her English was poor. As far as past visits, they all occurred before the Chinese MILF's departed for a season. I think the one I saw for the decent visit was Yoyo, but I can't be certain. I can't recall any of the other names, or else perhaps I forgot to ask.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3214259]It was very difficult to understand her, but it may have been Elly or Shelly. Her English was poor. As far as past visits, they all occurred before the Chinese MILF's departed for a season. I think the one I saw for the decent visit was Yoyo, but I can't be certain. I can't recall any of the other names, or else perhaps I forgot to ask.[/QUOTE]If this gal had some extra poundage and was in her mid-30's (estimated), then it's likely the gal you saw was Shelly. If it was the same gal, I had a decent time with her but can understand that some mongers might be a little disappointed. One thing was clear during my visit: She can ride cowgirl quite well. Was this her ad, by chance?

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[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3214259]It was very difficult to understand her, but it may have been Elly or Shelly. Her English was poor. As far as past visits, they all occurred before the Chinese MILF's departed for a season. I think the one I saw for the decent visit was Yoyo, but I can't be certain. I can't recall any of the other names, or else perhaps I forgot to ask.[/QUOTE]For any place with multiple providers, like AMPs, crapshoot places and operations like the Centreville MILFs, it's really not possible to give either a blanket recommendation for good service or a generalized warning for bad. There's simply too much variation among providers (and YMMV issues with respect to each individual woman) and adding in the rotation factor makes it even less possible.

With that in mind, getting the name of the (good or bad) provider is essential, even if it's only for your own use so you can either request her or avoid her in the future. From putting your posts together with Roamin's reports, it looks like Judy, Nana and possibly YoYo are worth the $ while Shelly may not be or might possibly be a very YMMV experience.

Also, any member who wants to get the most out of a visit to the Centreville Chinese MILFs should really go back and read all of Roamin Roman's posts about them. That's because he has gone above and beyond in describing the steps he takes to get the best possible service. He puts in some extra work but he definitely reaps the benefits!

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Has anyone given this a go? She's been solo massage for a long time and I've had a few enjoyable sessions. She's a little out of my area but I might be willing to make the trek for four-hand, depending on pricing, menu, attractiveness of the new partner, etc.

[QUOTE=JmSuttr;3215531]For any place with multiple providers, like AMPs, crapshoot places and operations like the Centreville MILFs, it's really not possible to give either a blanket recommendation for good service or a generalized warning for bad. There's simply too much variation among providers (and YMMV issues with respect to each individual woman) and adding in the rotation factor makes it even less possible.

With that in mind, getting the name of the (good or bad) provider is essential, even if it's only for your own use so you can either request her or avoid her in the future. From putting your posts together with Roamin's reports, it looks like Judy, Nana and possibly YoYo are worth the $ while Shelly may not be or might possibly be a very YMMV experience.

Also, any member who wants to get the most out of a visit to the Centreville Chinese MILFs should really go back and read all of Roamin Roman's posts about them. That's because he has gone above and beyond in describing the steps he takes to get the best possible service. He puts in some extra work but he definitely reaps the benefits![/QUOTE]Your post (above) plus Roamin should be the Encyclopedia of Centreville Milfs. Anyone who goes out there without these thoughts in mind are on their on, and get what their preparation, or lack there of, yields.

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Has anyone given this a go? She's been solo massage for a long time and I've had a few enjoyable sessions. She's a little out of my area but I might be willing to make the trek for four-hand, depending on pricing, menu, attractiveness of the new partner, etc.[/QUOTE]I last saw Ms. Virginia in 2015, and there was a young padawan waiting in the wings she was training. I beleive this is her. When I am back in NOVA I will toftt and try it out. We know Ms. Virginia is a gem. Hopefully her understudy has watched and taken notes well.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3214259]It was very difficult to understand her, but it may have been Elly or Shelly. Her English was poor. As far as past visits, they all occurred before the Chinese MILF's departed for a season. I think the one I saw for the decent visit was Yoyo, but I can't be certain. I can't recall any of the other names, or else perhaps I forgot to ask.[/QUOTE]I had a very good session with a Lulu last year and a mediocre session with yuyu (primarily because she had the sniffles and was constantly blowing her nose) she claimed allergies not a cold, but put a big damper on things. Lulu was in Centreville, Yuyu was at the Fair Oaks location.

[QUOTE=RoaminRoman;3214385]If this gal had some extra poundage and was in her mid-30's (estimated), then it's likely the gal you saw was Shelly. If it was the same gal, I had a decent time with her but can understand that some mongers might be a little disappointed. One thing was clear during my visit: She can ride cowgirl quite well. Was this her ad, by chance?

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/pretty-chinese-girl-703-314-8384-centreville-area/23545503[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, that was her ad. I guessed she was closer to 40, but I could be off.

Unfortunately, I did not find her skills during the main event to be satisfactory. It appears she wanted me done and quickly. And I'm still not fully healed from her version of standard NOVA.

I didn't disclose her name during my initial post because I was uncertain if I understood her correctly. I'm sorry if this caused any problems, but I also didn't want to inadvertently cast aspersions on the wrong provider.

[QUOTE=TomMcAn;3215849]Yes, that was her ad. I guessed she was closer to 40, but I could be off.

It appears she wanted me done and quickly. And I'm still not fully healed from her version of standard NOVA.[/QUOTE]I saw her as well. I had a decent enough time and have considered going back. Maybe not after this review LOL She took direction well, but the part that stood out was the horrible HJ LOL it was more like a mashing than anything else LOL I had her stop after a while and finished with Russian LOL That was tough because the jack hammering took its toll. But she was friendly and accommodating during the time I saw her.

Has anyone been to visit Sally in Dumfries?

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She has been posting ads off-an-on for several weeks now, but I haven't seen any intel. I am thinking of TOFT, but curious if there is any info on her.

Thanks in advance!