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[QUOTE=ABC1721;2442755]Hello All,

I have been laying low for the last couple of weeks, and I have not seen any provider since seeing Emma.

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That was a couple of weeks ago. I do not plan on seeing anyone this week either. Uncle Sam took a huge bite out of my a$$ on April 15th so money is kind of tight right now. Nothing like giving your hard earned money to a bunch of screwballs in Washington, DC that seem to not be able to figure out how to balance a check book (our national debt). I better stop while I am ahead on this one because I could almost write a book on this subject, and this forum is not about politics.

Anyway, I am supposed to see Ember Simmers next week while she is here. [URL]http://embersimmers.com/[/URL]

She was supposed to be here earlier this month, but she cancelled her trip because of illness. I have wanted to see this lady for about 2 and half years now. I have never seen her, but I finally, finally, finally, finally was able to get something scheduled to see her next week. I have tried to see her numerous times in the past, but I have never been able to get anything scheduled while she was in the Greenville area in the past. Well, I think lady luck is on my side this time! I know that she is non-GFE and that she is a little on the pricey side. However, I know all of this going into this planned visit. I have just got to see for myself if the pictures that she uses on her website are of her. She is supposed to be better looking in person than in her pictures according to everything that I have been reading. She also is supposed to have a killer body on her, too. I guess I will find out soon enough.

In fact, after this planned visit with her, I am thinking that I might go into semi-retirement mode with all of this for some time. I have been getting burned out on all of this to be honest with all of you, and I am thinking that after my visit with her that I might she hang it up for a while and take a small break from all of this. I might just try to see a few regulars every now and then and that might be about it. We will see.

Stay safe all!

Thanks,
ABC[/QUOTE]Unless I am reading her website wrong Ember Simmers is not coming to the Carolinas now. I had sent her a request earlier and have not gotten a response yet. Will be a disappointment if she does not make it.

[QUOTE=Woodytwo;2446957]When she got started in the business in Myrtle Beach she was FS.

Woodytwo.[/QUOTE]She has gained a considerable amount of weight since she worked in Myrtle Beach. She had a very bad reputation at the Beach for promising and not delivering.

[QUOTE=SCGuy1969;2447521]Unless I am reading her website wrong Ember Simmers is not coming to the Carolinas now. I had sent her a request earlier and have not gotten a response yet. Will be a disappointment if she does not make it.[/QUOTE]Hello All,

Here is, literally, the email that I got from Ember Simmers yesterday cancelling the appointment that I had with her for this coming Thursday:

"From: Ember Simmers <[EMAIL]embersimmers@yahoo.com[/EMAIL] .

Sent: Friday, April 24,2015 2:30 PM.

Subject: appt.

Hey its ember. I have had to cancel my tour. I won't be able to meet".

It looks like she has cancelled her tour for North and South Carolina all together for the time being according to her website: [URL]http://embersimmers.com/[/URL].

You can see from the email that she sent to me that she really gives no reason. What a damn shame after I have waited for years to get to see her. Oh well, you can not win them all!

I have waited for a long time to see her. I wanted to see her real bad! Life goes on, as they say.

Stay safe all!

Thanks,
ABC

Hey guys what are the rates for simply pure massage? Seems she is thick but nice rack and I assume a happy ending?

Thanks.

I empathize with you guy. When you want something badly and can't get it, it only makes your longing that much stronger. Sometimes, when you get it, you wonder what all the fuss was about. That's my experience with Ember. I saw her several years ago. I was eager to see her. She's as gorgeous as her photos. Easily top 5 most beautiful I've seen. And she knows it. You even mention DATY or BBBJ and she can get an attitude real fast. That was an instant buzz kill for me. I knew she was a "safey girl" going in and in her case it's obsessive. I had a decent time but it wasn't anything exceptional. Not even in my top 50. So I never had any desire to see her again.

After all a Cadillac is just a Chevy underneath the fancy body work and marketing.

As always, JMHO.

[QUOTE=ABC1721;2447745]What a damn shame after I have waited for years to get to see her. Oh well, you can not win them all!

I have waited for a long time to see her. I wanted to see her real bad! Life goes on, as they say.

Stay safe all!

Thanks,
ABC[/QUOTE]

I posted about Ember's cancellation a couple of days ago on the Escort forum. I try to see her a couple of times each time she's in the area. We really just seemed to click from the beginning (or she's just a really good actress). It's cool the she does remember things from our brief conversations from visit to visit. Not really sure how she keeps that all straight with as much as she travels.

I see your point about the limited menu, but to me what she does have is a lot more rare. Backpage is full of options where you can get DFK, BBB, DATY, etc. Backpage is not full of girls who look like Ember. Plus she's intelligent, fun to talk to, speaks using correct grammar, and stays in nicer accommodations than most BP girls. So while she is on the upper end of my personal price scale, I'll always treat myself to her when she's around.

I guess I never got the attitude because I saw she lists on her site what she doesn't do so I didn't ever go there.

Crazy thing is, I had a sizeable amount of funding set aside for Ember's visit and I just spent 30 minutes going through all the ads on Backpage and nothing jumps out at me. Maybe my expectations are too high.

[QUOTE=Shelby500;2448337]I empathize with you guy. When you want something badly and can't get it, it only makes your longing that much stronger. Sometimes, when you get it, you wonder what all the fuss was about. That's my experience with Ember. I saw her several years ago. I was eager to see her. She's as gorgeous as her photos. Easily top 5 most beautiful I've seen. And she knows it. You even mention DATY or BBBJ and she can get an attitude real fast. That was an instant buzz kill for me. I knew she was a "safey girl" going in and in her case it's obsessive. I had a decent time but it wasn't anything exceptional. Not even in my top 50. So I never had any desire to see her again.

After all a Cadillac is just a Chevy underneath the fancy body work and marketing.

As always, JMHO.[/QUOTE]

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or this one

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Beautylicious / Heather -horrible horrible hooooorrible location. And I'd wager all those pics are heavily touched up. She looks nothing like pics. She is an, older black lady. Not asian not latin or indian looking. An older black lady. Very eager please but def wouldn't go back.

Mia. I should have listened to red flag posts. She has absolutely had a kid recently anyone who argues otherwise must simply not know what that's implying. And also overall very dissatisfied with how highly everyone speaks of her. Very nice and all but the BBBJ was ok at best and rookie ending. And overall looks she is a 7 at best.

Sophia. Just massages as stated but also quite overhyped. 6 in looks dept.

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or this one

http://greenville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lil-tease-this-lil-fetish-glowing/10358725[/QUOTE]Hello All,

I have never seen the second one who goes by Destiny, and I do not know anything about her. However, I have seen the first one who goes by Nikole, and that was about six months ago.

My advice on her: "AVOID HER AT ALL COSTS! SHE IS WORTHLESS WORTHLESS WORTHLESS WORTHLESS!"

My session with her was the absolute worst that I have ever had by far! I will give credit where credit is due. The pictures on BP that she uses in her ad are of her without question. She is a very pretty young woman with an absolutely killer tight petite spinner body.

However, being with her is about as much fun as watching the grass grow, and she has the personality of a radish. You would have more fun going on a date with a blow-up doll or a date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters. In fact, you could not pay me to go and see that woman again. This is all such a huge waste because she is good looking and has that nice tight little body on her.

About the only thing Nikole is good for is looking at her naked. If you want to waste your money to go look at her naked then go ahead because that is about all she is going to let you do anyway. If anyone wants the details of my session with her, please send me a PM.

Stay safe all!

Thanks,
ABC

Curious of a lady named Chelsea a Turner who is reviewed on another site pretty well but in searching here I find do many Chelsea's. She stats on an online ad I found of hers that she does not advertise much on backpage and is under the radar. I did a search and keep seeing a couple Chelsea's mentioned even very recently but not sure if same Chelsea at all so not sure what to do. Considering driving from Columbia up you guys way just to see her for a couple hours if she is truly worth it. If anyone knows the Chelsea Turner I speak of and could shed some light it would be most appreciated as I trust the opinions on this site sooooo much more than the other. Thanks ahead of time and as always if I can help you please let me know.

Saw this one in Columbia a couple months ago and see she is posted in Greenville now as I was browsing. She is legit and no nonsense simple. She gets the job done. I had QV and it was basic. CBJ then doggie till pop. I believe she is a little older than listed age but she was okay for the fairly cheap price. Probably won't repeat again though as nothing special or exciting but reliable I guess.

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So, my esteemed friends, I just returned from work in Saudi Arabia late on Saturday. Got over some jet lag yesterday. And its been about 3 weeks. Only thing close to a pussy that I saw in the middle east were cats. So I need to get myself some treat tonight. Almost on a SOS sense. Something that I haven't seen before. Any (and I mean ANY) suggestions that you guys can offer will save a man's dick from dying. And yeah, if your boss ever asks you to go to Saudi, please say no in bold and caps. The money aint worth it.

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Any info? Seeing those 2 mountain peaks rise high above sea level makes me want to take the plunge.

[QUOTE=ABC1721;2447745]Hello All,

Here is, literally, the email that I got from Ember Simmers yesterday cancelling the appointment that I had with her for this coming Thursday:

"From: Ember Simmers <[EMAIL]embersimmers@yahoo.com[/EMAIL] .

Sent: Friday, April 24,2015 2:30 PM.

Subject: appt.

Hey its ember. I have had to cancel my tour. I won't be able to meet".

It looks like she has cancelled her tour for North and South Carolina all together for the time being according to her website: [URL]http://embersimmers.com/[/URL].

You can see from the email that she sent to me that she really gives no reason. What a damn shame after I have waited for years to get to see her. Oh well, you can not win them all!

I have waited for a long time to see her. I wanted to see her real bad! Life goes on, as they say.

Stay safe all!

Thanks,
ABC[/QUOTE]Probably because of this her new website [URL]http://averyflare.com/[/URL].

Why bother with podunk Carolina when she can make better bank elsewhere.

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Any info? Seeing those 2 mountain peaks rise high above sea level makes me want to take the plunge.[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time with this one.