Massage Parlor Reports

There is a bunch of places on this block but have been to this place a few times and wanted to report. Just off the 55 and 17th in Santa Ana. First building north / East on 17th bottom floor. 30 minute decent massage with some extras. Had three different asian ladies, one pretty hot, young tall and slim, the second a tad think (not fat) 20-something and the last, older, decent body, probably 40-something. All very similar massage and on the flip asked for a HE, one asked how much for a tipp and the others just went for it and hopped for the best. All in all. 8 each time. Maybe not the best place but easy and simple. There is another place upstairs in the same building and two more just around the corners. Not sure about them.

[QUOTE=Toowheel;1259558]There is a bunch of places on this block but have been to this place a few times and wanted to report. Just off the 55 and 17th in Santa Ana. First building north / East on 17th bottom floor. 30 minute decent massage with some extras. Had three different asian ladies, one pretty hot, young tall and slim, the second a tad think (not fat) 20-something and the last, older, decent body, probably 40-something. All very similar massage and on the flip asked for a HE, one asked how much for a tipp and the others just went for it and hopped for the best. All in all. 8 each time. Maybe not the best place but easy and simple. There is another place upstairs in the same building and two more just around the corners. Not sure about them.[/QUOTE]The places in the pondrosa plaza are rip offs they've been there a while I stop by about once a yr to see if they change so far no. Haven't tried the north buildings the have a continuing ad in OC weekly and been told depends who you get. And it sucks if Joy is gone.

Decided to check out this place in LH since I was in the area. Read some reviews about an@nn@and jj. I got a 30ish gal named [email]nadi@.[/email] She asked if I had been there before I was honest told get I hadn't but got referred. She asked who I had come to see jj and then she made me fill out a sign in sheet. She showed me to the room I undressed when she came in she covered me with a towel. She gave an incredible massage but no extras. I will try again because she was extremely friendly but it seems like a legit establishment. $55 for ahalf hour. If you are looking for a god massage this is a good place. I'm still a bit upset over the closures at Skypark.

[QUOTE=UncleKilroy;1259257]Poof-Gone into that good night. My hunch is the City of Irvine is really cracking down through its Code Enforcement. Last month, they locked down Accu-Center. I suspect the same happened to Joy.[/QUOTE]Well, if you guys get a lead on where they've relocated to, I hope you give us a hint or point the rest of us to the right direction. Man, I had my go-to gal there. Didn't even get her personal number so now I have to find her somewhere. This stinks, but I guess this will just give me a reason to float around and venture more.

Needed a Latina. Went to BH / Lamp #4 not #3.

Saw J***e. Latina dyed blond short soft not too chubby. Rang the door bell. Door opens followed by the usual Q&A. A: First time, referred by a friend. In the room she additionally asked if I had ever been to a place like this before. A: Many times. Q: Do I need to explain anything to you? A: Nope with a big smile.

Asked for shower. Not available. Inspector told them to remove it. Geez. This shutting down the shower thing seems to be gaining traction. SP 021 D told me the same thing a week or so ago.

Undressed laid down face up. Began fondling when she came back in which was enough to convince her to undress herself. Asked for "everything" the universal MP language. Service a little rushed, mediocre CBJ, standing DG, hopped on for Mish finish.

Anyone tried the place from BP at *Mercado & Main SKY Park*

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For all you newbs who are frustrated with LA another forum, go to the German FKK forum on ISG, find a cheap flight to Frankfurt, rent a car and then travel all through out NW Germany visiting all the "legal" suana clubs and partytreff's. If you plan ahead it can be reasonable in cost and a lot of FUN! . No cryptic language intrepretations required. I leave 9/14 for 10 days.

As to your question about Skypark. 2 places next door to each other. 021 is better than 023.

[QUOTE=FunLovingOne; 1260335]Needed a Latina. Went to BH / Lamp #4 not #3.

Saw J*e. Latina dyed blond short soft not too chubby. Rang the door bell. Door opens followed by the usual Q&A. A: First time, referred by a friend. In the room she additionally asked if I had ever been to a place like this before. A: Many times. Q: Do I need to explain anything to you? A: Nope with a big smile.

Asked for shower. Not available. Inspector told them to remove it. Geez. This shutting down the shower thing seems to be gaining traction. SP 021 D told me the same thing a week or so ago.

Undressed laid down face up. Began fondling when she came back in which was enough to convince her to undress herself. Asked for "everything" the universal MP language. Service a little rushed, mediocre CBJ, standing DG, hopped on for Mish finish.

Anyone tried the place from BP at *Mercado & Main SKY Park*[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Toowheel;1259558]There is a bunch of places on this block but have been to this place a few times and wanted to report. Just off the 55 and 17th in Santa Ana. First building north / East on 17th bottom floor. 30 minute decent massage with some extras. Had three different asian ladies, one pretty hot, young tall and slim, the second a tad think (not fat) 20-something and the last, older, decent body, probably 40-something. All very similar massage and on the flip asked for a HE, one asked how much for a tipp and the others just went for it and hopped for the best. All in all. 8 each time. Maybe not the best place but easy and simple. There is another place upstairs in the same building and two more just around the corners. Not sure about them.[/QUOTE]I have been to the one upstairs. Couple girls working there they are about 5-7 in looks but they are aggressive in asking for $ before the deed and rather high priced. It's nothing special and not worth what they are asking. I have not checked out the couple places around the corner, but they seem a bit too seedy and rundown.

Confirmed, been there awhile back and they have not changed. The one on Ponderosa by the bar has two of them, but it's from the same owner. They do give a decent legit massage though. There's another one right at the corner as U-turn in. Totally legit as well. As for the two (upstairs / downtairs) place right as you get off on the FWY near the run down strip mall. I never bothered, but heard they were mediocre. I tried calling them once to ask how much they were per hour. The one downstairs quoted me $70 an hour. I politely said thank you. Then laughed my ass off. 70, in this economy, with no guarantee of an HE or anything extra, in a run down hole in the wall. I don't think so.

[QUOTE=Dark Warrior;1259743]The places in the pondrosa plaza are rip offs they've been there a while I stop by about once a yr to see if they change so far no. Haven't tried the north buildings the have a continuing ad in OC weekly and been told depends who you get. And it sucks if Joy is gone.[/QUOTE]

Stopped by Capo Bch this afternoon. G! A has been bugging me to try out her new girl, N*why. So I'm finally keeping my promise.

This place is. 5 hh, .6 45 min, and. 7 hr, so a tad expensive. I keep trying to tell G! A she would have more customers if she dropped her rates, but her understanding of economics is about as good as my feeble attempts at the Vietnamese language, so it's really kinda hopeless.

N is nice looking compared to what has been there lately, but she's no Vanessa Lam (inside joke for BP'ers). Probably early to mid 30's, but that's not necessarily a bad thing for a Viet.

AMPers are quite used to encountering women who have had some "work" done in the chest area. This girl has not, she has nice B cuppers, but interestingly, she HAS had some work done on her ass, kind of in the hip area. I've run into that before, but I'm not a fan. It feels like there's a brick wall where the best flesh should be. In her case, it appeared the real stuff was plenty nice anyway, but you know how women are when it comes to their own looks. (There's a girl I see who had braces, then got them again a few years later, then decided to yank them off a month before they were done and get implants. Weird!)

So this girl has been there about a week, freshly plucked from the Nail Salons of GG. She gave a massage like it too. She didn't mind being touched during the massage, but you get the feeling that while she likes it, she's still getting used to it.

She gave a little soft touch at the end of the massage and on the flip, she continued to massage me rather than get right to it. That is actually preferable to me unless I'm ready to burst, so I had absolutely no problem with that. My hands found their way between her legs and I asked her if I could take care of her before she took care of me. Her excuse was pretty original,"I'm too horny." There is just no figuring these women out sometimes.

She then went into the HJ. Did not mind me stroking her legs and ass under her dress (yes Cash, they still wear slinky sundresses there) , but did not want me rubbing her pussy or, strangely, playing with her tits. She did relent a little on both points.

She was very complimentary about Mr. Dangle all throughout, and I must say with some nutritional changes brought about by some advice from Mila and a 5 mg backup of orange pill, I definitely had my "A" game today, if one can bring his "A" game to a HJ. She said she loves to see a man cum, and she had plenty to enjoy this day. Some women will drop you after a few shots but she stayed right with it, giving it a slow, sexy stoke until it was completely empty. Very nice finish. Standard. 4 tip and out the door.

G! A says there is another "beautiful" girl named M! M! Starting Monday. One of you get over there and write her up, I've done my research for this week.

Hang in there,

Jd

[QUOTE=UncleKilroy;1260464]As to your question about Skypark. 2 places next door to each other. 021 is better than 023.[/QUOTE]Thanks UK. SP is falling apart.

[QUOTE=HeyThere6357;1259782]Decided to check out this place in LH since I was in the area. Read some reviews about an@nn@and jj. I got a 30ish gal named [email]nadi@.[/email] She asked if I had been there before I was honest told get I hadn't but got referred. She asked who I had come to see jj and then she made me fill out a sign in sheet. She showed me to the room I undressed when she came in she covered me with a towel. She gave an incredible massage but no extras. I will try again because she was extremely friendly but it seems like a legit establishment. $55 for ahalf hour. If you are looking for a god massage this is a good place. I'm still a bit upset over the closures at Skypark.[/QUOTE]Nadia is the best looking one there. She is FS, they are just careful, if its your first time you need to make all the moves first. Once she likes you, you can do her at her place. She's real good at FS, doesn't just lay there, but she does like to be on her back while you slam her. She's game for a good F. Again thats the one you want, just have to make the moves your first time. She sucks a good dick too, lots of slurping and tongue.

[QUOTE=Johnny Dangle;1260541]I must say with some nutritional changes brought about by some advice from Mila[/QUOTE]Celery? Please. Share the advice!

I have to wonder how Lerrena's famous place is doing. The ultimate UTR location, home of our favorite MMS. I haven't been in months due the non and semi pro game, but it is a great MP and I'd hate to see us lose it.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden;1260888]Celery? Please. Share the advice![/QUOTE]Mila's advice is individual (and expensive) , so it would be of little benefit to others for me to get into it in detail. I debated throwing something into the General thread, but decided to see how things played out results-wise first.

I will say I thought it was a bit of a crock while I was there (my goal being to get off the Levitra and still bring a Louisville Slugger to the ballgame) , but it's been less than two weeks and I'm definitely getting stronger and (I think) a bit bigger. It's a combination of nutritional and physical things designed to improve blood flow.

Not ready to recommend, but not ready to write her off either. Will get back to you. I'm sure there are a lot of guys curious about her.

BTW, a little celery wouldn't hurt your stalk (nyuk, nyuk, nyuk).

Hang in there,

Jd