Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Leekiofus;6384470]Yea my experience was the same. I was told I could take care of myself though. But that's it.[/QUOTE]The providers are also usually old and not very attractive. Why go there just to have an old lady tell you that you can jack yourself off when you can drive 30 minutes and have a hot young provider really take care of you. Further if all you want is a massage and that's all you're going to get you may as well hit up massage envy. These places are a complete waste of time and money. It really annoys me that they advertise on sites like adultsearch bc they actually are legit. Its false advertising. I can't find you figure this place is stay open and why they have any return customers.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;6384803]The providers are also usually old and not very attractive. Why go there just to have an old lady tell you that you can jack yourself off when you can drive 30 minutes and have a hot young provider really take care of you. Further if all you want is a massage and that's all you're going to get you may as well hit up massage envy. These places are a complete waste of time and money. It really annoys me that they advertise on sites like adultsearch bc they actually are legit. Its false advertising. I can't find you figure this place is stay open and why they have any return customers.[/QUOTE]Listen to pooty those places are a joke.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;6384803]The providers are also usually old and not very attractive. Why go there just to have an old lady tell you that you can jack yourself off when you can drive 30 minutes and have a hot young provider really take care of you. Further if all you want is a massage and that's all you're going to get you may as well hit up massage envy. These places are a complete waste of time and money. It really annoys me that they advertise on sites like adultsearch bc they actually are legit. Its false advertising. I can't find you figure this place is stay open and why they have any return customers.[/QUOTE]Well hindsight is 20/20. Not like she told me "Oh yea you're going to have to jack yourself off" on the phone while I was setting up the appointment haha.

Would have been nice though.

[QUOTE=Leekiofus;6385558]Well hindsight is 20/20. Not like she told me "Oh yea you're going to have to jack yourself off" on the phone while I was setting up the appointment haha.

Would have been nice though.[/QUOTE]I've been to rockville / gburg establishments dozens of times over the years. I'm addicted to finding that unicorn. With the Pm help from some mongers on the board, and way too much time, I even found her last year when I got a bbj / cim from a 65+ year old lady at a spot on the pike. Yep she's it on a stick in moco. It sucked no pun intended and I felt a bit of buyers remorse at the time. I'm not judging I was just taking the opportunity to share so that everybody else wouldn't make the same stupid decisions I did. Or in this case the same mistakes you did. This Kind of shitty interaction you described is common, the norm and should be expected at these spots. That's why these spots should be ignored. They're not going to get better if we keep shelling out money for crappy and in your case no service. Even my relatively successful single experience took a lot of time and wasted money better spent elsewhere. In the end I got a Bbj from a grandma who in the real world I probably wouldn't let near my dick for free. It's ok, I like to gamble a little bit in this hobby. I'm just saying that the casino called the Moco AMP scene Never Ever pays And even when they appear to it costs you a little dignity and self-respect. For those of you still thinking about rolling the dice here Just remember you're doing so where literally no one has reported really winning and the system is rigged. The AMPs in GB are sure things where your worst experience will be better than your best AMP experience in moco every time.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;6384803]The providers are also usually old and not very attractive. Why go there just to have an old lady tell you that you can jack yourself off when you can drive 30 minutes and have a hot young provider really take care of you. Further if all you want is a massage and that's all you're going to get you may as well hit up massage envy. These places are a complete waste of time and money. It really annoys me that they advertise on sites like adultsearch bc they actually are legit. Its false advertising. I can't find you figure this place is stay open and why they have any return customers.[/QUOTE]Massage Envy and a GB brothel are two ends of the spectrum. Naturally, a lot of people are somewhere in between.

[QUOTE=PootyLover;6385705]I've been to rockville / gburg establishments dozens of times over the years. I'm addicted to finding that unicorn. With the Pm help from some mongers on the board, and way too much time, I even found her last year when I got a bbj / cim from a 65+ year old lady at a spot on the pike. Yep she's it on a stick in moco. It sucked no pun intended and I felt a bit of buyers remorse at the time. I'm not judging I was just taking the opportunity to share so that everybody else wouldn't make the same stupid decisions I did. Or in this case the same mistakes you did. This Kind of shitty interaction you described is common, the norm and should be expected at these spots. That's why these spots should be ignored. They're not going to get better if we keep shelling out money for crappy and in your case no service. Even my relatively successful single experience took a lot of time and wasted money better spent elsewhere. In the end I got a Bbj from a grandma who in the real world I probably wouldn't let near my dick for free. It's ok, I like to gamble a little bit in this hobby. I'm just saying that the casino called the Moco AMP scene Never Ever pays And even when they appear to it costs you a little dignity and self-respect. For those of you still thinking about rolling the dice here Just remember you're doing so where literally no one has reported really winning and the system is rigged. The AMPs in GB are sure things where your worst experience will be better than your best AMP experience in moco every time.[/QUOTE]Unicorn? No unicorns here. What you saw was one of many donkeys dressed as a unicorn. As you imply, MC: walk of shame. Visor pulled down low. Buyers remorse. PG: tough goodbye, say you'll be here another week and plans to return ASAP. Just what is the MC target group anyway? Can't be old limp codgers with ED who require youthful inspiration. Can't be young studs that cringe at sight of grannies. That leaves the unemployed, Social Security recipients and mozzarella smelling cash of pizza delivery guys paying 20th Century prices. PG show me the money. MC show me the door. Drive to PG: foreplay. Heart pounding! Creeping to MC: WTF am I doing'?

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;6385894]Massage Envy and a GB brothel are two ends of the spectrum. Naturally, a lot of people are somewhere in between.[/QUOTE]I wasn't comparing massage Envy to GB AMPs. I was comparing Me to Moco AMPs. Since you are unlikely to get anything but a legit massage at either place and you'll probably get a better massage at Me. I thought I was pretty clear. Maybe not.

Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.

[QUOTE=Shorty58;6387006]Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.[/QUOTE]Drive slightly east or slightly southwest:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?8013-Massage-Parlor-Reports[/URL]

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3958-Massage-Parlor-Reports[/URL]

If anyone has access to the latest review on Rubmaps it would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Shorty58;6387006]Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.[/QUOTE]Stay out of Montgomery County unless you want to risk getting arrested. Besides, quality is very low around there, head to PG County or VA.

[QUOTE=Shorty58;6387006]Visiting from Chicago, looking for rub and tug and maybe BBBJ from someone not a member of AARP yet. Suggestions please? Can return the favor for Chicago visitors.[/QUOTE]Avoid the silver spring, Rockville area. Head down to Tysons corner or greenbelt.

[QUOTE=HardInSofOut;6398161]If anyone has access to the latest review on Rubmaps it would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Actual review.

Provider name: Julia.

April 2023.

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X.

Store Front.

Afternoon.

$65.

Massage Parlor Details:

Looks like a typical Asian massage establishment. Room are big and separated by a curtain (at least the one I've been). Not much decoration and wall are thin, you can hear other people coming and discussing. The door was locked so I had to knocked first and wait few seconds.

Julx.

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Asian.

41-45.

5'0'-5'5'.

Brown.

Black.

Shoulder Length.

C.

Thick.

Regular.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

$40.

I wanted to try something new and see if I can get some extra along the way. I just walkin (I think I was the only one at first). I discuss the price and different type of massage with the lady (35/45 years old) at the entrance. I selected the signature massage for 1 hour ($65).

I've got escorted to the room (after short stopped at the washroom). Nothing fancy. I removed my clothes (fully naked) and got under the sheet (no towel). Few seconds later, the masseuse entered. She shut down the light and start massaging.

The massage was very good without flirting. No touching the private part or anything. 100% legit massage. The overall service was more than decent and I don't think there is special treatment available, at least with Julx.

While going out, I notice another pretty masseuse. Maybe I should try again and be more lucky this time.

I tip a little bit too much ($40), it happen sometime.

[QUOTE=JackNasty5;6399258]Actual review.

Provider name: Julia.

April 2023.

√.

X.

Store Front.

Afternoon.

$65.

Massage Parlor Details:

Looks like a typical Asian massage establishment. Room are big and separated by a curtain (at least the one I've been). Not much decoration and wall are thin, you can hear other people coming and discussing. The door was locked so I had to knocked first and wait few seconds.

Julx.

√.

Asian.

41-45.

5'0'-5'5'.

Brown.

Black.

Shoulder Length.

C.

Thick.

Regular.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

X.

$40.

I wanted to try something new and see if I can get some extra along the way. I just walkin (I think I was the only one at first). I discuss the price and different type of massage with the lady (35/45 years old) at the entrance. I selected the signature massage for 1 hour ($65).

I've got escorted to the room (after short stopped at the washroom). Nothing fancy. I removed my clothes (fully naked) and got under the sheet (no towel). Few seconds later, the masseuse entered. She shut down the light and start massaging.

The massage was very good without flirting. No touching the private part or anything. 100% legit massage. The overall service was more than decent and I don't think there is special treatment available, at least with Julx.

While going out, I notice another pretty masseuse. Maybe I should try again and be more lucky this time.

I tip a little bit too much ($40), it happen sometime.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the complete review. This mirrors precisely the experience I had with an older woman named Coco a month ago at Massage Spring. No flirting at all but a great massage. I did not completely disrobe. I had some nice productive visits at Advanced Health Center years ago. But I returned a few months ago and was greeted by some grannies and left.

[QUOTE=HardInSofOut;6399446]Thanks for the complete review. This mirrors precisely the experience I had with an older woman named Coco a month ago at Massage Spring. No flirting at all but a great massage. I did not completely disrobe. I had some nice productive visits at Advanced Health Center years ago. But I returned a few months ago and was greeted by some grannies and left.[/QUOTE]This mirrors an experience I had at massage envy a couple of years ago. There was no flirting and no hint of extras. Everybody stayed clothed and I wrote a perfectly honest G rated review on Yelp while I was next door grabbing a bubble tea. The massage was so good I got my wife a gift certificate for Mother's day and recommended she use the exact same provider.

They updated their rooms with walls that go all the way up to the ceiling. FWIW.

Is there any place in Moco nowadays that you can reasonably expect a HE from decent looking, not old, massage therapists?

In Bliss it happened once about a year ago, and second time no (and anyway with the old woman on that occasion I didn't want to).

Lilac was ok+ once. How is it today?

Sasha was nice, but a little on the older side.

Rest and repose is just massage.

In Angel the attractiveness factor is very low.

[QUOTE=HManK41;6406765]Is there any place in Moco nowadays that you can reasonably expect a HE from decent looking, not old, massage therapists?

In Bliss it happened once about a year ago, and second time no (and anyway with the old woman on that occasion I didn't want to).

Lilac was ok+ once. How is it today?

Sasha was nice, but a little on the older side.

Rest and repose is just massage.

In Angel the attractiveness factor is very low.[/QUOTE]Lilac- you'll want to ask for Cindy she has too be in her 30's and very attractive imo. She'll only let you get a handful of rear and her HE tbh needs some work. But she's nice and will follow your direction. Also doesn't wear a mask so you can actually see her face.

[QUOTE=HManK41;6406765]Is there any place in Moco nowadays that you can reasonably expect a HE from decent looking, not old, massage therapists?

In Bliss it happened once about a year ago, and second time no (and anyway with the old woman on that occasion I didn't want to).

Lilac was ok+ once. How is it today?

Sasha was nice, but a little on the older side.

Rest and repose is just massage.

In Angel the attractiveness factor is very low.[/QUOTE]Yes, there is whole block on Main street in K-lands with maybe exception of establishment on the first floor. Cannot miss it.

[QUOTE=Lifer1053;6404195]They updated their rooms with walls that go all the way up to the ceiling. FWIW.[/QUOTE]Parked outside of Lan to grab some Chinese food and two of the therapists were outside smoking, real turn off and also Butt ugly.

[QUOTE=Nats53;6410259]Parked outside of Lan to grab some Chinese food and two of the therapists were outside smoking, real turn off and also Butt ugly.[/QUOTE]That's what dimmer switches are for. Shocking what they put in their mouths.

[QUOTE=CanaPunter;6407998]Yes, there is whole block on Main street in K-lands with maybe exception of establishment on the first floor. Cannot miss it.[/QUOTE]While visiting take the stairway to heaven.

If you're around Rockville, you've probably seen the signs stuck alongside the roads in the area of Montrose and the Pike. I stopped in at 7:30 PM this week, hoping for a possible new option. Located in a townhouse office cluster. Walked in, open floor plan with front desk but no one visible. After a moment a rotund middle aged man waddled out. Not good. Wondering how to gracefully exit, I managed to ask "do you do back walking"? Thankfully the answer was No, so polite thanks then I was out the door. The man appeared to be Chinese ethnicity, but I believe he's American based on the quick bit of conversation we had. I did not stay long enough to see any therapists. I don't think I'll bother trying again.

L.

[QUOTE=Lucretius;6415992]If you're around Rockville, you've probably seen the signs stuck alongside the roads in the area of Montrose and the Pike. I stopped in at 7:30 PM this week, hoping for a possible new option. Located in a townhouse office cluster. Walked in, open floor plan with front desk but no one visible. After a moment a rotund middle aged man waddled out. Not good. Wondering how to gracefully exit, I managed to ask "do you do back walking"? Thankfully the answer was No, so polite thanks then I was out the door. The man appeared to be Chinese ethnicity, but I believe he's American based on the quick bit of conversation we had. I did not stay long enough to see any therapists. I don't think I'll bother trying again.

L.[/QUOTE]"Hell yea we do back walking! Lay on down partner!"

LOL.

Has anyone tried this place? It's on the 2nd floor in K lands.

[QUOTE=JamesRussells;6420565]Has anyone tried this place? It's on the 2nd floor in K lands.[/QUOTE]The only place around there where I have seen reviews is Eye Love, which is allegedly worth your time.

[QUOTE=SpicySticks;6420975]The only place around there where I have seen reviews is Eye Love, which is allegedly worth your time.[/QUOTE]Tao, aka oriental wellness, is better than Eye Love. Still not that treat, but better.

Is Lian still working there?

[QUOTE=Lifer1053;6404195]They updated their rooms with walls that go all the way up to the ceiling. FWIW.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=BrunoB98;6423610]Is Lian still working there?[/QUOTE]Yes as of last week.

[QUOTE=HManK41;6406765]Is there any place in Moco nowadays that you can reasonably expect a HE from decent looking, not old, massage therapists?

In Bliss it happened once about a year ago, and second time no (and anyway with the old woman on that occasion I didn't want to).

Lilac was ok+ once. How is it today?

Sasha was nice, but a little on the older side.

Rest and repose is just massage.

In Angel the attractiveness factor is very low.[/QUOTE]Have you tried the new place in Kensington, across from the commuter rail station? Elegant Spa. Open late.

Recently visited the Rijksmuseum for the Vermeer Exhibition. But I really didn't go to Amsterdam for the art and tulips. Vermeer couldn't compete with the young beautiful Russians and Czechs. Half the price of here. And legal. Amsterdam rocks. Reminded me this place is a joke.

[QUOTE=DogBert25;6424280]Have you tried the new place in Kensington, across from the commuter rail station? Elegant Spa. Open late.[/QUOTE]Open late is usually a good sign. Has anyone given this place a try?

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;6425589]Open late is usually a good sign. Has anyone given this place a try?[/QUOTE]Senior members msg me and I'll give you details.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;6425589]Open late is usually a good sign. Has anyone given this place a try?[/QUOTE]Yea they do what you think. But personally with that location. Not worth the risk. One and done for that place.

[QUOTE=SiviWalks;6429939]Yea they do what you think. But personally with that location. Not worth the risk. One and done for that place.[/QUOTE]What's the issue with the location. What's the risk?

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6431085]What's the issue with the location. What's the risk?[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm being paranoid. But a place running in MOCO in the Kensington area sounds overly risky for a decent massage and ok HE. Shit reminds me of the Latina operation that was running on Georgia last year. Granted this place is on a much less busier street, so maybe it'll be fine. But just a heads up the walls of this place are thin, and some of you guys are loud during the finale. After hearing a monger sound off during my massage. After a laugh I asked the girl is it usually men who come here. She mentioned sometimes woman and couples.

Thanks for sharing, Brother. Always good to be cautious, although there is almost no interesting / risky action happening in MOCO and now looks like even in PG!

The spas do need to better sound-proof their rooms though!

[QUOTE=SiviWalks;6431404]Maybe I'm being paranoid. But a place running in MOCO in the Kensington area sounds overly risky for a decent massage and ok HE. Shit reminds me of the Latina operation that was running on Georgia last year. Granted this place is on a much less busier street, so maybe it'll be fine. But just a heads up the walls of this place are thin, and some of you guys are loud during the finale. After hearing a monger sound off during my massage. After a laugh I asked the girl is it usually men who come here. She mentioned sometimes woman and couples.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6431773] although there is almost no interesting / risky action happening in MOCO and now looks like even in PG!
[/QUOTE]Uh oh! What did I miss in PG County? Is there news?

[QUOTE=GornyHuy;6433044]Uh oh! What did I miss in PG County? Is there news?[/QUOTE]There are updates on the PG forum. CA has closed, VIP has been getting grannies and there is talk of Brothers going to Philly and NYC for decent pussy, which is not feasible for me!

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6433211]There are updates on the PG forum. CA has closed, VIP has been getting grannies and there is talk of Brothers going to Philly and NYC for decent pussy, which is not feasible for me![/QUOTE]Miami for a hairy Viet / Latina, Japanese town in LA for J / K / C girls or Seattle for young Vietnamese pussy. Tell him that he can say to his pilot to change the direction.