Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

Visited early afternoon midweek. It was my first visit here. I was met by an ok looking 40/50 ish lady, possibly mms, who told me the rate 65/ hr and set me up with mt who led me to the back room. MT looked mid30/ low40, probably north of that by 5-10 years. Looked ok with nice thin body, wearing colorful jeans and silk Chinese top. Got ready and asked for a hard massage. Said her name was Michelle or maybe it was Meesho, didn't hear it clearly.

She covered me with a full size towel. Got a little worried about that. She put a good effort on the treatment. Damn near hurt me. LOL. Some mild teasing but no reaching under. Face down, roaming over clothes was allowed (I asked "is this ok" I went from calves to butt and inner thigh. She seemed to position herself where it was difficult to do much more. However when she was in front of me I roamed right near the kitty with no protest. She added some oil after a while and rubbed that into me. After that was done she got some hot towels to clean it off. Thumbs up for that.

One of you guys came in a little before the flip. Talked a bit too loud at the desk and in the room to mine. The walls didn't go all the way to the top. Pay attention to that. If you see that, talk quietly. To add to that, the carpenters must have returned from lunch and resumed their work on the retail space next door. I heard the generator kick in and then the power tools went at it.

On the flip the towel was once again applied. She did some light touching on the legs, inner thighs, chest, what not, and got close to the target but didn't touch. After 5-10 minutes of this, she removed the towel and kind of asked 'yes?' I nodded and smiled. Never mentioned tip. Started jackhammer but slowed up a bit. Used two hands (No, I'm not that big) with one concentrating on the little brain center. Roaming was allowed under the shirt, but only on her back and ribs. Got the back off when I went for the puppies. Made me shoot farther than I've shot in a while. After that she did some more massage for 5-10 then helped me get dressed. Since the door was 65 I only had the balance of. 1 to tip her. I just folded the money over a ten to make it look like a bunch of bills and handed it to her. She didn't count it (whew) and led me to out of the room and said "see you soon?" Yes, you might.

Good. Ok looking, very tight body. Very nice finish. Quiet girl, but treated me well.

Bad. Door fee 65, Chinese music with vocals rather than just instrumental (this is a personal taste). Walls didn't reach ceiling. Could hear the monger next door and the music from the other room.

Ugly. Loud repairs were going on next door. Obviously this will be a temporary problem.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;3177947]Visited early afternoon midweek. It was my first visit here. I was met by an ok looking 40/50 ish lady, possibly mms, who told me the rate 65/ hr and set me up with mt who led me to the back room. MT looked mid30/ low40, probably north of that by 5-10 years. Looked ok with nice thin body, wearing colorful jeans and silk Chinese top. Got ready and asked for a hard massage. Said her name was Michelle or maybe it was Meesho, didn't hear it clearly.

She covered me with a full size towel. Got a little worried about that. She put a good effort on the treatment. Damn near hurt me. LOL. Some mild teasing but no reaching under. Face down, roaming over clothes was allowed (I asked "is this ok" I went from calves to butt and inner thigh. She seemed to position herself where it was difficult to do much more. However when she was in front of me I roamed right near the kitty with no protest. She added some oil after a while and rubbed that into me. After that was done she got some hot towels to clean it off. Thumbs up for that.

One of you guys came in a little before the flip. Talked a bit too loud at the desk and in the room to mine. The walls didn't go all the way to the top. Pay attention to that. If you see that, talk quietly. To add to that, the carpenters must have returned from lunch and resumed their work on the retail space next door. I heard the generator kick in and then the power tools went at it.

On the flip the towel was once again applied. She did some light touching on the legs, inner thighs, chest, what not, and got close to the target but didn't touch. After 5-10 minutes of this, she removed the towel and kind of asked 'yes?' I nodded and smiled. Never mentioned tip. Started jackhammer but slowed up a bit. Used two hands (No, I'm not that big) with one concentrating on the little brain center. Roaming was allowed under the shirt, but only on her back and ribs. Got the back off when I went for the puppies. Made me shoot farther than I've shot in a while. After that she did some more massage for 5-10 then helped me get dressed. Since the door was 65 I only had the balance of. 1 to tip her. I just folded the money over a ten to make it look like a bunch of bills and handed it to her. She didn't count it (whew) and led me to out of the room and said "see you soon?" Yes, you might.

Good. Ok looking, very tight body. Very nice finish. Quiet girl, but treated me well.

Bad. Door fee 65, Chinese music with vocals rather than just instrumental (this is a personal taste). Walls didn't reach ceiling. Could hear the monger next door and the music from the other room.

Ugly. Loud repairs were going on next door. Obviously this will be a temporary problem.[/QUOTE]There is no logical reason to have open space above a wall between adults getting massages services. Maybe it used to be a dentist office? Anyway have had many great visits there but swear it off anytime I hear another monger in the next room. Takes this place from a solid A- to a C- at times.

Good reports the last 2 posts. Thumbs up on the details.

[QUOTE=Yeouch;3179839]There is no logical reason to have open space above a wall between adults getting massages services. Maybe it used to be a dentist office? Anyway have had many great visits there but swear it off anytime I hear another monger in the next room. Takes this place from a solid A- to a C- at times.[/QUOTE]It may be due to a city building code. Some cities have passed laws that massage places cannot have private rooms subsequently the 3/4 walls. Just as some cities have passed laws against having full doors or doors that close in massage rooms.

Just your local government looking out for our best interests.

AJ.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3180029]It may be due to a city building code. Some cities have passed laws that massage places cannot have private rooms subsequently the 3/4 walls. Just as some cities have passed laws against having full doors or doors that close in massage rooms.

Just your local government looking out for our best interests.

AJ.[/QUOTE]It could be a fire code issue too. If the space was offices before there might not be sprinklers in what are now rooms, so they have to have the top of the walls open in case of a fire.

-w.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3180495]It could be a fire code issue too. If the space was offices before there might not be sprinklers in what are now rooms, so they have to have the top of the walls open in case of a fire.

-w.[/QUOTE]I will bet anything gb was shut down because the 2 girls were living there. The 3rd room was a bedroom and they attached a shower head to the sink and slept on small cot beds.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3172554]Chinese massage on GB road is open again. Visited yesterday and drew a 35 ish Asian woman, cute and giggly, good massage and I left happy. I tried to ask the mms why they were closed down. She also just giggled and said "10 o'clock " LOL.[/QUOTE]Went back to Sunset a few days ago, first time in months. Heard they were also closed. Already forgotten the name of the new girl. One of those names we've all heard re-used many times. Perhaps a Linda. Anyway; the new girl is somewhat younger, but plumper than the previous women there, but flirtier and bubbly. And kisses a lot. And, a much better masseuse. However, she won't / can't do a HE, and will push self serve. So I have mixed feelings about returning. My guess is I probably will go back since her massage skills were really quite good. I guess my main issue is the teasing and then not finishing the job. I don't mind not getting a HE as long as that's what I'm expecting. Don't like being led on, and find SS sort of embarrassing and awkward and I just don't want to do it. Maybe I'll give the House of 3/4 Walls another try next time.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3183886]Went back to Sunset a few days ago, first time in months. Heard they were also closed. Already forgotten the name of the new girl. One of those names we've all heard re-used many times. Perhaps a Linda. Anyway; the new girl is somewhat younger, but plumper than the previous women there, but flirtier and bubbly. And kisses a lot. And, a much better masseuse. However, she won't / can't do a HE, and will push self serve. So I have mixed feelings about returning. My guess is I probably will go back since her massage skills were really quite good. I guess my main issue is the teasing and then not finishing the job. I don't mind not getting a HE as long as that's what I'm expecting. Don't like being led on, and find SS sort of embarrassing and awkward and I just don't want to do it. Maybe I'll give the House of 3/4 Walls another try next time.[/QUOTE]Now that was funny. My issue with Sunset is they used to push the 4-hands so hard and then try to make you use your own. Too many past mixed experiences there to go back.

The partial walls might occur for several reasons. A couple years ago I had a specific conversation with an owner friend of mine. They had 7 foot walls and a 9 foot ceiling. Also had curtain doors. The owner said she did not want to create opportunities for misbehavior and refused to add doors and full walls. Ok. So I am friends also with her husband, who happens to be a contractor. His answer is all about building requirements and the definition of a "room". Any room must have HVAC (Ac / Heat). Also in Buffalo Grove, a room must have emergency lights and various other items.

I was once looking at a potential build-out from scratch and I will tell you running electrical and duct-work for separate rooms is quite expensive. I've heard in some towns they even require sinks and plumbing. I mean it can be quite bizarre running the maze of local code requirements. I've learned much more than I even thought possible. But mostly, I would say partial walls are done because it is cheaper. Bob.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3180495]It could be a fire code issue too. If the space was offices before there might not be sprinklers in what are now rooms, so they have to have the top of the walls open in case of a fire.

-w.[/QUOTE]

Went cruising a few days ago and say a new massage place called healing touch in Antioch. Called the number to see what I could find out. What sounded like a white male answered the phone. Thinking it wasn't a AMP I asked if they did walk ins and ended the call. The next day the same guy calls me back asking if I want to come in for a massage. I decline and hang up. Day after I get another call his time it's an Asian girl on phone asking if I want to come in. Not sure if this is a setup or what but thought I would let everyone know.

[QUOTE=Zsasz1;3187067]Went cruising a few days ago and say a new massage place called healing touch in Antioch. Called the number to see what I could find out. What sounded like a white male answered the phone. Thinking it wasn't a AMP I asked if they did walk ins and ended the call. The next day the same guy calls me back asking if I want to come in for a massage. I decline and hang up. Day after I get another call his time it's an Asian girl on phone asking if I want to come in. Not sure if this is a setup or what but thought I would let everyone know.[/QUOTE]Other AMPs do the same thing. Have called other places to inquire about services and several of them have called me back even weeks later. When one them opened in Crystal Lake I called to ask about prices since the add did not mentioned it. Got lots of calls back from them asking if I want to come in, even months later I got a call from the same place so went in gave them my number and asked not to call me again.

Went yesterday evening and was seen right away. MT was cute, nice body, long black hair. Decided to go with medium massage, they must of been really busy since the door bell would not stop ringing. So she wasted no time on the flip. I would say one of the best HE I have had from an AMP. 3rd time there and have had a 3 different MTs. Wish I would have gotten her name since I will be going back to just see her. A little bummed that all the L'Ville spots are closed but it is worth the drive.

[QUOTE=Zsasz1;3187067]Went cruising a few days ago and say a new massage place called healing touch in Antioch. Called the number to see what I could find out. What sounded like a white male answered the phone. Thinking it wasn't a AMP I asked if they did walk ins and ended the call. The next day the same guy calls me back asking if I want to come in for a massage. I decline and hang up. Day after I get another call his time it's an Asian girl on phone asking if I want to come in. Not sure if this is a setup or what but thought I would let everyone know.[/QUOTE]Ask if they do table showers.

I can tell you its not as unusual as you might think. First of all, there are a few shops owned by Chinese woman / American guy couples. Our SPA is an example. So when you call our number, normally "L" answers the phone. However, sometimes the person asks a question she does not understand, she often thrusts the phone in my direction. Also, when she has a client, I get the phone. Other times, a call comes though and we miss it. So we will call back. All very ordinary. I can't speak about whether that shop is legit / NOHE. But I really doubt that its a setup. Table showers "tend" to be at Korean places, vs Chinese. And Korean shops with table showers tend to be places that offer extras. Bob.

[QUOTE=Zsasz1;3187067]Went cruising a few days ago and say a new massage place called healing touch in Antioch. Called the number to see what I could find out. What sounded like a white male answered the phone. Thinking it wasn't a AMP I asked if they did walk ins and ended the call. The next day the same guy calls me back asking if I want to come in for a massage. I decline and hang up. Day after I get another call his time it's an Asian girl on phone asking if I want to come in. Not sure if this is a setup or what but thought I would let everyone know.[/QUOTE]

If you really want to stay in touch with your therapist, connect with her on WeChat. Since people move around the name alone will not help much. Get on WeChat. Probably a hundred posts on that topic. Bob.

[QUOTE=Kswazy;3187542]Went yesterday evening and was seen right away. MT was cute, nice body, long black hair. Decided to go with medium massage, they must of been really busy since the door bell would not stop ringing. So she wasted no time on the flip. I would say one of the best HE I have had from an AMP. 3rd time there and have had a 3 different MTs. Wish I would have gotten her name since I will be going back to just see her. A little bummed that all the L'Ville spots are closed but it is worth the drive.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kswazy;3187542]Went yesterday evening and was seen right away. MT was cute, nice body, long black hair. Decided to go with medium massage, they must of been really busy since the door bell would not stop ringing. So she wasted no time on the flip. I would say one of the best HE I have had from an AMP. 3rd time there and have had a 3 different MTs. Wish I would have gotten her name since I will be going back to just see her. A little bummed that all the L'Ville spots are closed but it is worth the drive.[/QUOTE]Going to have to look farther yet. Chinese on GB is closed again. Don't know what happened. Shut.

[QUOTE=DoMe2;3189458]Going to have to look farther yet. Chinese on GB is closed again. Don't know what happened. Shut.[/QUOTE]Drove by GB, and Sunset this weekend. Both are shut down again.

[URL]http://racine.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-openning-b-and-a-health/17858408[/URL]

I saw this place so I had about an hour to kill and called them. First of all, there is no sign as they are brand new and it was at night so I couldn't find it. Then after riding up and down Sheridan, I found it but now my time was really low so I just went to the door to see. I had called them so I knew they had no customers for me to disturb. A very young looking, very petite girl came to the door dressed in black spandex type pants and a normal shirt. She just looked too young to me and very tiny. I felt like I had disturbed her from doing her homework or something. She told me there were no other ladies there and she was working alone because they were new. I was already short time but I told her I would be back later but I didn't. Not yet anyway. It had a legit feel to it though. It is hard to find with no sign but its in a building with another business with a sign for some type of securities business. If I go Ill report but if anyone else does, I'm anxious to hear because this area is pretty dry now.

[QUOTE=Bob521;3188338]I can tell you its not as unusual as you might think. First of all, there are a few shops owned by Chinese woman / American guy couples. Our SPA is an example. So when you call our number, normally "L" answers the phone. However, sometimes the person asks a question she does not understand, she often thrusts the phone in my direction. Also, when she has a client, I get the phone. Other times, a call comes though and we miss it. So we will call back. All very ordinary. I can't speak about whether that shop is legit / NOHE. But I really doubt that its a setup. Table showers "tend" to be at Korean places, vs Chinese. And Korean shops with table showers tend to be places that offer extras. Bob.[/QUOTE]Hi, Bob. Trying to PM, but apparently you've filled the box, so I can't send. Thanks!

So I decided to try out the new spot with no sign tonight and it ended up being a let down. I'm sure I encountered the same young lady that was reported on in an early post. I would say she is in her 20's, petite, and cute. Paid 60/ hr, was taken to the backroom where the door was covered by a sheet. I was worried at first when she didn't shut the door behind us but figured she was the only one working. Massage was ok, not really any teasing so I casually let my hands wander around her body and she was fine with it. Towards the end of the massage she knew that I wanted a HE and said no and implied SS. So I will not be repeating, sorry guys wish I could report better news.

I was going to report today that I got the same thing. Lots of roaming even under pants and she was good at using that tiny body to tease. Straddling my head, lots of moving the boys, she spread my legs without draping exposing me and I just knew it was going to end well but she finished and said all done. I said, no finish? She said, I can't do that. I thought the massage was good though and she was good at her teasing but I don't think Ill go back anytime soon.

[QUOTE=Kswazy;3225982]So I decided to try out the new spot with no sign tonight and it ended up being a let down. I'm sure I encountered the same young lady that was reported on in an early post. I would say she is in her 20's, petite, and cute. Paid 60/ hr, was taken to the backroom where the door was covered by a sheet. I was worried at first when she didn't shut the door behind us but figured she was the only one working. Massage was ok, not really any teasing so I casually let my hands wander around her body and she was fine with it. Towards the end of the massage she knew that I wanted a HE and said no and implied SS. So I will not be repeating, sorry guys wish I could report better news.[/QUOTE]

I thought even without extras it was a very good massage. I have a great time and will definitely be back just for that. Some time it harder to find a place not cheating you on the time. Who know she is still new here and being cautious.

[QUOTE=Lurker02;3226324]I was going to report today that I got the same thing. Lots of roaming even under pants and she was good at using that tiny body to tease. Straddling my head, lots of moving the boys, she spread my legs without draping exposing me and I just knew it was going to end well but she finished and said all done. I said, no finish? She said, I can't do that. I thought the massage was good though and she was good at her teasing but I don't think Ill go back anytime soon.[/QUOTE]

You're right and I was just thinking about that. I will also go back because she really did know what she was doing.

[QUOTE=Hotguy18;3227251]I thought even without extras it was a very good massage. I have a great time and will definitely be back just for that. Some time it harder to find a place not cheating you on the time. Who know she is still new here and being cautious.[/QUOTE]

Anyone got any suggestions for an AMP with somewhat younger cute gals? Utr would be good. Not lookin for FS. Not seeing much in Buffalo Grove and surrounding area.

Had a great time time in lake villa AMP. Older woman but very nice body and nice menu. . 70 door. 80 tip.

Went there last week, based on your posts. Thanks for the tip! She sounded very interesting and I decided to go for the reported very good massage and not worry about how it finished. Ended up going to another known quantity place afterwards, so, mission accomplished, no (major) complaints. Have spent more and got less more than once. Do plan on going back, though, with the same attitude.

Anyone else have different results?

[QUOTE=Lurker02;3227422]You're right and I was just thinking about that. I will also go back because she really did know what she was doing.[/QUOTE]

They have a mildly strange video in their ad in Chicago BP. However, they have an incredibly bizarre video in their ad in Kenosha / Racine. The video is a of a Polish (I think) accordian chick playing with a really corny fake sounding drum beat behind her, like those 60's-70's home organs everybody's grandma owned.

[URL]http://racine.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/amazing-body-massage-call-224-788-5121/17971135[/URL]

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3238132]They have a mildly strange video in their ad in Chicago BP. However, they have an incredibly bizarre video in their ad in Kenosha / Racine. The video is a of a Polish (I think) accordian chick playing with a really corny fake sounding drum beat behind her, like those 60's-70's home organs everybody's grandma owned.

[URL]http://racine.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/amazing-body-massage-call-224-788-5121/17971135[/URL][/QUOTE]Holy crap, that video looks like an old SCTV skit.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;3238132]They have a mildly strange video in their ad in Chicago BP. However, they have an incredibly bizarre video in their ad in Kenosha / Racine. The video is a of a Polish (I think) accordian chick playing with a really corny fake sounding drum beat behind her, like those 60's-70's home organs everybody's grandma owned.

[URL]http://racine.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/amazing-body-massage-call-224-788-5121/17971135[/URL][/QUOTE]WTF is with that video. I live near the place. Now I have to check it out.

I did go back and got a new lady who was MUCH older, probably over 50. Decent massage but she was sick and kept sniffing and blowing her nose which irritated me. On the flip she kept teasing and then said, all finished. I kept putting her hand where I wanted it and finally she did the deed. Decent job but I'd rather have the younger girl with the good massage and her teasing than this one. I think the younger one will be different after they get established.

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3237046]Went there last week, based on your posts. Thanks for the tip! She sounded very interesting and I decided to go for the reported very good massage and not worry about how it finished. Ended up going to another known quantity place afterwards, so, mission accomplished, no (major) complaints. Have spent more and got less more than once. Do plan on going back, though, with the same attitude.

Anyone else have different results?[/QUOTE]

I hope the younger girl is still there. Got too many old ladies already.

[QUOTE=Lurker02;3238866]I did go back and got a new lady who was MUCH older, probably over 50. Decent massage but she was sick and kept sniffing and blowing her nose which irritated me. On the flip she kept teasing and then said, all finished. I kept putting her hand where I wanted it and finally she did the deed. Decent job but I'd rather have the younger girl with the good massage and her teasing than this one. I think the younger one will be different after they get established.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lurker02;3238866]I did go back and got a new lady who was MUCH older, probably over 50. Decent massage but she was sick and kept sniffing and blowing her nose which irritated me. On the flip she kept teasing and then said, all finished. I kept putting her hand where I wanted it and finally she did the deed. Decent job but I'd rather have the younger girl with the good massage and her teasing than this one. I think the younger one will be different after they get established.[/QUOTE]Went back here, probably the day before this posting, with much anticipation. Outside my normal driving range, but based on my experience the week earlier, I made the hour (each way) drive. Young girl's day off. Imagine my disappointment encountering this, but since I didn't really have time to go elsewhere, I TOFFT. As stated, pretty good massage and her sniffles, or whatever, had not yet fully developed.

Didn't even have to ask or gesture for her to do the finish. Not attractive, so she had to work at it a long time. No problem with upstairs roaming, which helped a little. Standard tip, with no pre-negotiation, which I appreciated.

Next time, I'll call first.

[QUOTE=Mmaforever;3236400]Had a great time time in lake villa AMP. Older woman but very nice body and nice menu. . 70 door. 80 tip.[/QUOTE]In from out of town and liked this post so I visited. Nice woman Connie I think. Decent massage and everything just as you described. . I would repeat. . 70 door and 50 tip.

Thanks for your help.

[QUOTE=NotDeadYet;3240705]Went back here, probably the day before this posting, with much anticipation. Outside my normal driving range, but based on my experience the week earlier, I made the hour (each way) drive. Young girl's day off. Imagine my disappointment encountering this, but since I didn't really have time to go elsewhere, I TOFFT. As stated, pretty good massage and her sniffles, or whatever, had not yet fully developed.

Didn't even have to ask or gesture for her to do the finish. Not attractive, so she had to work at it a long time. No problem with upstairs roaming, which helped a little. Standard tip, with no pre-negotiation, which I appreciated.

Next time, I'll call first.[/QUOTE]I called several times and it says the phone number is unreachable. Door is also locked. Ad was up today too. Anybody know anything?

[QUOTE=Funinmgm;3242035]In from out of town and liked this post so I visited. Nice woman Connie I think. Decent massage and everything just as you described. . I would repeat. . 70 door and 50 tip.

Thanks for your help.[/QUOTE]Is this the Connie who worked at Pine and Cozy? If anybody knows if she still around, please PM me.

[QUOTE=PeterNorth9;3245188]Is this the Connie who worked at Pine and Cozy? If anybody knows if she still around, please PM me.[/QUOTE]ME too. I used to see her when she was at Pine. Always had a wonderful time.

[QUOTE=BigWillie1111;3242740]I called several times and it says the phone number is unreachable. Door is also locked. Ad was up today too. Anybody know anything?[/QUOTE]They are open. I called today because I wanted to go but I had to settle for an appointment tomorrow because my window closed quickly.

I took a chance on a BP posting for a massage place in Crystal Lake / Wauconda area.

For the first visit I was surprised at how pleasant they were. No Table shower that I saw but will be going back to find out more and to see what options are available.

I do not want to give out the address but it should be easy enough to find if you know where to look. Senior members can message me and I can provide additional information.

With all of the closures taking place I want to be careful and make sure I do not do anything to put this place at risk.

[QUOTE=Mtrlmngr;3254397]I took a chance on a BP posting for a massage place in Crystal Lake / Wauconda area.

For the first visit I was surprised at how pleasant they were. No Table shower that I saw but will be going back to find out more and to see what options are available.

I do not want to give out the address but it should be easy enough to find if you know where to look. Senior members can message me and I can provide additional information.

With all of the closures taking place I want to be careful and make sure I do not do anything to put this place at risk.[/QUOTE]Statement that they are pleasant does not resolve the critical issue of leaving happy, quality of the service etc. It just says that they are polite, as any business owner should be.

Moreover, the TS promise in the ad has some subtle presumption that the menu includes some nice varieties. IMO misrepresenting availability of the TS casts serious doubts on the way they are planning to conduct their operations.

[QUOTE=Mtrlmngr;3254397]I took a chance on a BP posting for a massage place in Crystal Lake / Wauconda area.

For the first visit I was surprised at how pleasant they were. No Table shower that I saw but will be going back to find out more and to see what options are available.

I do not want to give out the address but it should be easy enough to find if you know where to look. Senior members can message me and I can provide additional information.

With all of the closures taking place I want to be careful and make sure I do not do anything to put this place at risk.[/QUOTE]Do you mean that you did not see a table shower, they told you there was no table shower, or that you chose not to take a table shower?

Some kind of report would be nice, even if you don't want to give the name or specific location; we can then better decide whether to bother looking for the place. For most of us, that area is quite a journey. Thanks!