Great laugh from the past!
Ok, so I was clearing out my mail box and ran into a PM from Humpty from several years ago. I'm sure he won't mind me sharing, my stomach hurts from laughter!
Terrible incident in Dublin OHio.
A Texas Doubleheader is when you first take a normal shit, then 20 to 30 minutes later have explosive liquid diarrhea.
So I went to El Vaquero for lunch and gorged myself on Mexican food. After the meal, I went to their bathroom and took a normal, unremarkable shit. Then I went over to Kroger to do some grocery shopping. A couple blocks from the parking lot, my guts bubbled. I would need to find a bathroom, fast. The Kroger bathroom is at the back of the store and would take too much time to get there. Its not very clean anyway. I began to panic. I tried to find a parking space quickly and by doing so almost collided with another vehicle. I gritted my teeth nervously. Instead I would hit the bathroom at Jason's Deli which was closer and probably cleaner.
I approached the front door. Due to the COVID19 hoax, the entrance door was exit only. I went to the other door, opened it and briskly walked to the bathroom. About 15 feet from the bathroom, it started. I clenched my buttocks to keep the shit in but it was no use. It came and kept coming.
I sat down on the toilet and let out the rest of the shit. But the damage was done. A large quantity was already in my underwear and had seeped into my jeans. The toilet paper dispenser had the paper thin kind and would only give you a few sheets at a time before breaking off. It was pointless to clean myself or the toilet up. It looked as if someone had poured a bowl of butterscotch pudding on the toilet. I pulled up my pants. The liquid ran down my legs and began to collect in my socks. I washed my hands, and walked briskly out of the bathroom and out the front door of the restaurant, trying not to make eye contact with employees or customers. I left a drippy copper colored trail of shame behind me. I feel sorry for the minimum wage jackoff who will have to clean the mess up.
Luckily there is a self service car wash next to Jason's deli. I discarded my jeans and socks in the car wash bay and hosed the mess off using the low pressure rinse. I had eaten almonds the night before and there were little almond chunks all over my thighs and even my balls. I set a gym towel on the drivers seat of my car and drove off. I then used upholstery cleaner and Febreeze on the seat once I got back to my house. I took one hell of a shower.
Our Neighborhood, Not Theirs
[QUOTE=TimeForFun1982;6192359]God damn guys. Not sure if any of you were in the crowd but I was in the bottoms, making a loop around the block to head up sully and saw a very attractive woman walking away from Sully. Just by looking at her it was very clear she wasn't working, but I saw a swarm of cars heading her way from every direction, Turning around, and stopping. She was shooing them away but damn, some of these mongers are over the top with their attempts. Basic etiquette people, if you don't know her or she's not giving signals, keep on driving. Don't stalk these civilian women and make them feel like they can't walk around their own neighborhoods.[/QUOTE]It's not their neighborhood, it's our neighborhood! When a woman lives in a high prostitution area, she has to expect to be stalked or wear a burqa. When I overheard a woman complaining to her friends that some man thought she was a prostitute, I hollered out my car window, "Look at the neighborhood you're in!" I'm a Wisconsinite and this happened in Milwaukee, which is where I usually pick up girls; but I travel around the country a bit and try out girls from different cities that I happen to be passing through. In Milwaukee, prostitution has been rampant for many decades; so it is the upstarts who populate most of the houses and apartments who are trying to change our way of life. We are not trying to change theirs. If they don't like it, they can take leave. We're not going anywhere.
This is how you ruin a good thing
[QUOTE=BodyShopper;6198722]It's not their neighborhood, it's our neighborhood! When a woman lives in a high prostitution area, she has to expect to be stalked or wear a burqa. When I overheard a woman complaining to her friends that some man thought she was a prostitute, I hollered out my car window, "Look at the neighborhood you're in!" I'm a Wisconsinite and this happened in Milwaukee, which is where I usually pick up girls; but I travel around the country a bit and try out girls from different cities that I happen to be passing through. In Milwaukee, prostitution has been rampant for many decades; so it is the upstarts who populate most of the houses and apartments who are trying to change our way of life. We are not trying to change theirs. If they don't like it, they can take leave. We're not going anywhere.[/QUOTE]With an attitude like yours, "your neighborhood" won't be yours for long. Columbus is a sweet deal, Sully is a jewel. Mr. Wisconsin: don't ruin it for everyone. I'd rather have Columbus police protecting the girls and keeping us safe than dealing with your misbehavior.
Started in the early 80's
[QUOTE=InDelaware;6213264]This pretty much sums it up. Preach, brother.[/QUOTE]GoodMorning All.
Man what a question and a trip down memory lane!. It all started in Florida on a business trip using a company credit card and I was hooked. A phone call with info from a newspaper in Ft. Lauderdale after a night at Cheetahs. Fast forward so much has changed with Al Gore inventing the internet, LOL that newbies on both sides of the transaction get up to speed so fast. I started to figure how many ladies and how much over my time and I gave up.
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TOR Browser and Provider Sites
I use the TOR Browser to view sites like listcrawler, skipthegames and sumosear. Starting last week, I noticed most of the time, the picture links were broken. If I keep trying a new circuit, eventually, the will display. I've not found any other fixes. Is anyone else experiencing this? I'm on 12.0. 1 (based on Mozilla Firefox 102.6. 0 esr) (64-bit).