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[QUOTE=Big Gambler; 1548167]So I seen this girl who was with Lori she was a bit older said 25 but more like 45. She was a spinner type girl small and saggy skin. She was done up well along with the dim light made her ok to look at. It started off will with the BBBJ then slapped on the jimmy and made the moment happen. Things were going well until she uttered those words I hate the most "you almost done" "Lori needs the room". (mind you I payed for the hh and it's been about 15 min) I went from hard to soft in 3. 0 words. AHHHH! Forget it I'm done. Her mood changed real quick. Very apologetic and said not to worry about her friend she wanted to finnish. She was very sweet but I was not in the mood, I tried to be very nice. She seemed to want to cry. She seemed to be a true pro and wanted to please me. She offered her number she I declined because I was upset. She said she only worked with lori because she was just hanging out. Her ad is no longer on BP. Also this was the first time I seen this girl on BP.

Another note Lori was there in her nasty (gross) shorts. I thought someday I might be desperate enough to give her a call. The day has not come and after seeing her in real life it never will.

Happy hunting.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lushious-lori-here-to-satisfy-your-cravings-its-like-burger-king-have-it-your-way-45/8481629[/url][/QUOTE]Sir Gambler,

I know how that goes, I have walked out of dreams myself and it is so disappointing when the birds ruin the mood.

Lex

I hear you beast, and at times my standards may dip depending on the mood but I just can't do it. Plus I haven't read anything where she is awesome at what she does. I'll leave that for the next hunter.

Lex, I'm also wish you better luck. I just like to get the word out on my bad birds. A penny saved is a penny earned. I'll post as my stories and I hope I will be able to provide some good stories with good birds so you can partake in the spoils.

[QUOTE=Beast Mode;1548516]Sorry I hear that. I hate when a bird say are you done yet. Depended on my mood or if I had a drink before. I. Ll go in a try to break that back out LOL. I seeN lori last night let me find out you was the one in the room. Well when I seen her she had pants on instead of then short LOL and her hair was cut. I been seeing her for awhile when I past thru. But my time with the bird wis comming to an end. But her if you tried her partner you might as well try Lori.[/QUOTE]

I don't do names just don't care. But you know what I thinks since I'm posting now it might be helpful to pay attention. I do better in the future.

[QUOTE=JimJones82;1548480]Are you talking about Leeann because I know she is with Lori from time to time. Leeann is a SW turned BP girl.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone give me some info on this girl BEFORE I TOFTT? I'd rather pass on her if she's not legit.

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[QUOTE=Taz8894; 1549875]Can anyone give me some info on this girl BEFORE I TOFTT? I'd rather pass on her if she's not legit.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blue-eyed-cutie-32/8351961[/url][/QUOTE]Take her. Not the best looking but deans about her have been good. You'll have a good time.

She is a nice spinner that loves the service. Great time with this bird.

So, I got a great BBBJ followed by some MISH, CG, & DOGGIE. Great time had.

Body: 8/10. Maybe 120ish. 32C with some tats.

Performance: 8.

Overall: 9/10

I have sampled and she is a ligit provider but was not worth it for me. She is much older than appers. She had a driver and was all business. We got down to it and was not the best smelling. I could not take it so I stopped. It was that bad. She had no emotion just grab and go. If you ask me look elsewhere. My two cents.

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Taz8894; 1549875]Can anyone give me some info on this girl BEFORE I TOFTT? I'd rather pass on her if she's not legit.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blue-eyed-cutie-32/8351961[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Taz8894; 1549875]Can anyone give me some info on this girl BEFORE I TOFTT? I'd rather pass on her if she's not legit.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blue-eyed-cutie-32/8351961[/url][/QUOTE]Go TOFTT. Lets us know.

My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call, Kandi.

Due to the lack of talent, I have been on the longest dry streak of my writing career. Nothing was worth my attention and one failed interview after another has made this bloke sit back and play the waiting game until last night. We all enjoy the petite birds and this little bint had me ready to interview her with the greatest of detail in mind. The post read 'fun size' 4'11' and pics was a small blonde bird. So I set up the interview standard call system, got location and proceeded to the blvd. Got to the average hotel setting and called again for the room number and a different bird answered and gave me the room number and said come on in. From the post I knew the birds was a pair, so when the door opened and I walked in, I knew at that moment the interview was going to change. The bird was tall, nice smile, long dark and blonde hair average breast, lean body, nice little ass, dressed in a nice matching bra and panty set, (love when they match) nothing else, even greeted me with a hug. The bint stated that her friend stepped out for a quick run to the corner store. I agreed to wait a few minute and we just 'chewed the fat' for a while and the tall bint was all over me, very friendly. I played into it and rubbed that nice little ass and played with the hand full of tits. After about ten minutes the small blonde bird called and said she was on her way back and we could see her thru the window at the lead edge of the parking lot walking towards the room and the tall one said' Fuck her, I can treat you way better'. And I said cool, (the bird already had me a bit worked up) so when her roommate came in she told her that, she took too long and the guy left and I was her client. The little bird was okay with it and said she was going for a walk. The little bird did look just like her pics. (4'11' might be an inch to tall for her. Very tiny bird). Any way the after the room was clear and it was just me and the bird Kandi, the bint wasted no time and was quickly taking my johnnie into her mouth and licking and sucking the boys, Because I was a bit 'backed Up' from writers block I knew this was going to be a short visit. So I quickly put her on her back and gabbed a cover and was sliding deep into the clean shaved and fresh smelling hole. The bint got nice and wet after only a second or two and it was a nice snug fit. The bird likes a good 'roll in the hay' and will push the kitty back to you with every thrust. The whole time as I was pushing deep trying to hold on, the bird is moaning, kissing all over my chest and grabbing me by my ass to pull me in further. Couldn't hold back any longer and was spent. The bird Kandi is a cool provider, easy going. I will repeat when I am not backed up, and can conduct a very intense interview with the bird. Average donation required, The birds easy going attitude was a great treat to get my juices flowing again.

Lex.

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[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1550499]My fellow literary Artist, I have once again developed a new Character for our ongoing tales of fictional escapades into a dream world that does not exist. This character I will call, Kandi.

Due to the lack of talent, I have been on the longest dry streak of my writing career. Nothing was worth my attention and one failed interview after another has made this bloke sit back and play the waiting game until last night. We all enjoy the petite birds and this little bint had me ready to interview her with the greatest of detail in mind. The post read 'fun size' 4'11' and pics was a small blonde bird. So I set up the interview standard call system, got location and proceeded to the blvd. Got to the average hotel setting and called again for the room number and a different bird answered and gave me the room number and said come on in. From the post I knew the birds was a pair, so when the door opened and I walked in, I knew at that moment the interview was going to change. The bird was tall, nice smile, long dark and blonde hair average breast, lean body, nice little ass, dressed in a nice matching bra and panty set, (love when they match) nothing else, even greeted me with a hug. The bint stated that her friend stepped out for a quick run to the corner store. I agreed to wait a few minute and we just 'chewed the fat' for a while and the tall bint was all over me, very friendly. I played into it and rubbed that nice little ass and played with the hand full of tits. After about ten minutes the small blonde bird called and said she was on her way back and we could see her thru the window at the lead edge of the parking lot walking towards the room and the tall one said' Fuck her, I can treat you way better'. And I said cool, (the bird already had me a bit worked up) so when her roommate came in she told her that, she took too long and the guy left and I was her client. The little bird was okay with it and said she was going for a walk. The little bird did look just like her pics. (4'11' might be an inch to tall for her. Very tiny bird). Any way the after the room was clear and it was just me and the bird Kandi, the bint wasted no time and was quickly taking my johnnie into her mouth and licking and sucking the boys, Because I was a bit 'backed Up' from writers block I knew this was going to be a short visit. So I quickly put her on her back and gabbed a cover and was sliding deep into the clean shaved and fresh smelling hole. The bint got nice and wet after only a second or two and it was a nice snug fit. The bird likes a good 'roll in the hay' and will push the kitty back to you with every thrust. The whole time as I was pushing deep trying to hold on, the bird is moaning, kissing all over my chest and grabbing me by my ass to pull me in further. Couldn't hold back any longer and was spent. The bird Kandi is a cool provider, easy going. I will repeat when I am not backed up, and can conduct a very intense interview with the bird. Average donation required, The birds easy going attitude was a great treat to get my juices flowing again.

Lex.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/two-petite-bombshells-come-be-our-friend-22/6547084[/url][/QUOTE]Lex,

I to had a dream about about these two birds. It was cool I liked the smaller one idk but I like when a bird squirms cause they can't handle the punishment. You can tell the taller one was more business and the other was fresh. $

[QUOTE=Paratraveler; 1548338]Looking to see if anyone dreamt about this one?

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/i-want-to-be-ur-favorite-gentalmen-only-lilly-23/8652443[/url][/QUOTE]Haven't dreamed about this one but always wanted to set up an interview so if you have let me know.

[QUOTE=Soljaboi88; 1550723]Lex,

I to had a dream about about these two birds. It was cool I liked the smaller one idk but I like when a bird squirms cause they can't handle the punishment. You can tell the taller one was more business and the other was fresh. $[/QUOTE]Sir Solja.

I agree mate, The taller bird was alot of fun and the business side I can deal with. The small bird I think is a little "fresh" in the game and the tall bird I get the feeling is either showing her the ropes or she's the boss.

Lex

[QUOTE=Taz8894; 1549875]Can anyone give me some info on this girl BEFORE I TOFTT? I'd rather pass on her if she's not legit.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/blue-eyed-cutie-32/8351961[/url][/QUOTE]Sir Taz.

This bint has been around for a long time. She did post in the escort section at one time and on craigslist. I forget the birds name she would always be with but never interviewed her but I interview her friend which was a waste for me because she couldn't take very much and the BBBJ was even worse and I walked out. That was a about two years ago.

Lex

[QUOTE=Big Gambler;1549220]I don't do names just don't care. But you know what I thinks since I'm posting now it might be helpful to pay attention. I do better in the future.[/QUOTE]Sir Gambler.

Is this Leeanne? The first post the bird had up was Leeanne, then it changed to Mariah.

Lex.

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Looks like Camila is posting again, tried contacting her last time but no answer and this time samething, hope someone has better luck she looks hott! She also posts as Paula in miami but can't find anymore info.

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[QUOTE=Soljaboi88;1550727]Haven't dreamed about this one but always wanted to set up an interview so if you have let me know.[/QUOTE]She is out of town. I'll have to later.