Oh, Venus! Play with my penis!
"Welcome".
-welcome mat, but still be careful about it.
Greetings, Earthlings! It's so important to make a good first impression. But people sometimes see your name before they see your face like on a resume or in an email. Of course if you're famous you can do whatever you want. North West? You got to be famous to name your kid after a frequent-flyer miles card. Blue Ivy? That's a supervillian name, but that's what you can do if you're famous. That's why if I have more future johns their screen names will be Petey WheatStraw and Mr. Geo The Official App.
One more thing I got to tell you. As noted in a post, your favorite street walker's favorite john has been chilling with Venus. Today after texting for an hour, she seductively pranced into the ranch before high noon. After a scorching French lesson, V climbs on in cow-girl wherein she rode 15 minutes. Exhausted and saying, "It's time for you to work", I beat that pussy for another 15 minutes and V came and came and came some more. Now I'm sweating all over her and I mean it's really, really sweet like the sweetest thing this side of heaven. Guys, I think I saw Jesus and wait, she just texted, "How was my head?' She's a sexual athlete. You have been warned.
The young girl on hwy 55 with the sign asking for money
Anyone seen the petite girl who hangs out on hwy 55 asking for money? She's always wearing tight leggings or sundresses now that its getting hot. I'm willing to bet she gets propositioned at least once a day. She knows what she's doing, and I bet she makes a killing just standing out there.