Massage Parlor Reports

Since everything is shut down are there any spas that do food delivery by a masseuse.

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;4719376]Almost every place is shut down for at least 2-3 weeks. No surprise you've been striking out left and right though. This is Minnesota after all. I don't expect much from these AMPs anymore to be blunt. However, once in a while you'll hit gold or even a nice 4 hand HE. I like independents much better but it's nice to switch things up between the two when I can. It's a good balance. On a good summer day a year ago I banged a Viet lady and then a few hours later went in for an HE. A very pleasant day in usually boring Minnesota.[/QUOTE]Yes same place, sorry I forgot I posted the non result already.

Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help!

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;4793033]Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help![/QUOTE]Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find a parlor.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;4793437]Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find a parlor.[/QUOTE]I'm not optimistic but you might try calling places. None are advertising yet since parlors can't officially open until June 1 but there may be some that will work with you, especially if you are a regular. Even then ask if you can go in the backdoor (heh heh) if possible since there's a risk of someone reporting any place that's open early.

If contract tracing somehow traces a breakout cluster back to an AMP, cue a huge outcry, pearl clutching, and shutdowns, even if bars or a 100 other types of businesses end up being higher risk.

Demand will be high for those who are open / available so prices will likely spike, especially if they are actually fully cleaning / disinfecting and airing out rooms, and actually changing all linens.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;4793033]Has anyone ventured over or checked to see if then massage is open across the River? My body is in need of some deep tissue, and soft tissue help![/QUOTE]Check out Hudson WI.

Legit question. Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find new parlors in the area Unless your out driving and run into one.

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;4814946]Legit question. Is there anything open? It's near impossible to find new parlors in the area Unless your out driving and run into one.[/QUOTE]I'm seeing open signs on in the local joints in bville.

I'd say call and check before you roll in.

Been rough finding anything new since BP went down.

Up to you if you're willing to chance the China virus. I'm going through withdrawal and need a fucking rubdown ASAP so will hopefully have a report in the next week or so.

To my surprise seen two open signs, appointment only, must wear mask. May call them to see any other restrictions like gloves. No guarantee of he.

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;4817553]To my surprise seen two open signs, appointment only, must wear mask. May call them to see any other restrictions like gloves. No guarantee of he.[/QUOTE]Would you mind sharing which ones are open? Feel free to dm if you're not open to share it publicly.

A friend told me that across the River was a great start to getting back into action. They be open and they be happy. Friend said "please enter with mask on" sign. Lucy wore mask, and roaming over / under top with a very well handled ending. Friend said it was about time!

Anyone ever try Mystic Massage in SLP?

There's really no hints of anything in their advertising That they are anything but legit. They have a shower and lockers for your stuff as well as futon available though which can sometimes be a clue. Just curious if it's worth a try. Their hours are limited and appt only I guess.

[QUOTE=BusterRon;4820320]Anyone ever try Mystic Massage in SLP?

There's really no hints of anything in their advertising That they are anything but legit. They have a shower and lockers for your stuff as well as futon available though which can sometimes be a clue. Just curious if it's worth a try. Their hours are limited and appt only I guess.[/QUOTE]I tried them a few days ago. Ugly older Chinese lady no HE! But what else is new in the China AMPs these days? Service is usually shit. Women usually look old, plain, and not into it. I went to a Twin Cities Chinese restaurant and saw plenty of pretty ladies who I'd enjoy massaging me. Same with some salon nail spas I have taken my x gf too. But when I walk into most AMPs it's like no thanks! I'm really starting to believe they do this on purpose!! But on the other hand if I were young and pretty Asian I wouldn't want to be massaging a bunch of old, ugly, and overweight men. So I kinda get it. And then to make matters worse you see the google ads with the hot young Asians and then show up and find ugly or plain older China hag. Pisses me off so much!

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;4825280]I tried them a few days ago. Ugly older Chinese lady no HE! But what else is new in the China AMPs these days? Service is usually shit. Women usually look old, plain, and not into it. I went to a Twin Cities Chinese restaurant and saw plenty of pretty ladies who I'd enjoy massaging me. Same with some salon nail spas I have taken my x gf too. But when I walk into most AMPs it's like no thanks! I'm really starting to believe they do this on purpose!! But on the other hand if I were young and pretty Asian I wouldn't want to be massaging a bunch of old, ugly, and overweight men. So I kinda get it. And then to make matters worse you see the google ads with the hot young Asians and then show up and find ugly or plain older China hag. Pisses me off so much![/QUOTE]I'm wondering if a lot of the younger, better looking ladies realize that they can make more money either being independent, semi-independent or part of an agency. A lady working an AMP gets $40-60 tip for an hours work, if they are allowed to keep the entire tip while an independent can bring in $200+ for an hour, which is usually actually only about 45-50 minutes, sometimes less. Yes, the independent has to pay for a space, unless they work out their residence, but how much does an office / apartment cost in a run down building, especially if they share it. I think the internet really changed things. I remember the first AMP I went to, found it by looking in the Yellow Pages, the lady there was absolutely beautiful. Nowadays, I'd guess she would be an independent.

Any good AMP that are friendly in the area new to the cities.