Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BoobieMcGee;4448836]Went to TLC since nobody has posted about it here in a while. Saw Yoko. Probably late 40's, early 50's. Tight body. Opted for hh massage, which was a $40 door fee. Pretty decent massage, though minimal teasing until the very end. No table shower or anything like that. On the flip she wanted $. 5 for FS. I negotiated down to $. 10 for an oral finish. At one point during that she stuck a finger so far into me that I briefly wondered if I was actually a muppet and my whole life was a lie. This woman is tiny, but her fingers are like ballpark hotdogs. If you've never experienced a finger in your bum, like I hadn't. Do not start here.

Honestly, save your money and skip TLC. If you're looking for a decent AMP with extras use some gas money and head elsewhere outside of Kalamazoo. Also, if you can spare a moment, pray for my rectum.[/QUOTE]Boobie, that finger up the bum was her feeble attempt at doing a prostate massage on you, along with oral.

She obviously wasn't any good at it.

If done gently & well, will make you cum deeper & quicker.

It the male g-spot equivalent.

She was prob just trying to shorten her work & testing you out.

No doubt she should have asked- Ouch.

I agree with you- TLC still kinda sucks- thumbs down.

Be Safe, JJ.

Went to TLC twice in the last 2 months.

Trip 1: Service by Ava. She looked about 60+ flip was very rushed and she seems to have carpel tunnel.

Trip 2: I think Kykeo was her name? Mid 40's but nice body, did an OK CBJ.

[QUOTE=Nitsuj;4464487]Went to TLC twice in the last 2 months.

Trip 1: Service by Ava. She looked about 60+ flip was very rushed and she seems to have carpel tunnel.

Trip 2: I think Kykeo was her name? Mid 40's but nice body, did an OK CBJ.[/QUOTE]Nitsuj,

I'm thinking that the girl you had this last time was Yoko.

Hard to understand with the thick Asian accent sometimes.

Anyway dude, if you seek a good massage + most extras possible on the flip, you got to go to BC.

Worth the 20 minute drive.

Way better total service & value too.

Spring or Happy both pretty consistently good for the most options.

Relax Spa has been on & off reported good, for very specific options.

Good Luck & YMMV.

JJ.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4466001]Nitsuj,

I'm thinking that the girl you had this last time was Yoko.

Hard to understand with the thick Asian accent sometimes.

Anyway dude, if you seek a good massage + most extras possible on the flip, you got to go to BC.

Worth the 20 minute drive.

Way better total service & value too.

Spring or Happy both pretty consistently good for the most options.

Relax Spa has been on & off reported good, for very specific options.

Good Luck & YMMV.

JJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. I've been thinking about heading out to BC so you helped me make up my mind.

[QUOTE=Nitsuj;4487023]Thanks for the tip. I've been thinking about heading out to BC so you helped me make up my mind.[/QUOTE]Nitsuj,

Of course- you're welcome.

That's what we're all here for.

It's a shame too, because back about 8 -10 yrs ago, they had great talent.

Open menu then also.

A little cleaner too.

I was a regular back then, but now, It's Ancient History!

BC is where it's at!

Be Safe & Well, JJ.

[URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/massage-therapist-topless-happ/408647484349[/URL]

Hi men,

Looking TGTBT, this ad for prof massage / Kal. / Lydia, has been appearing periodically.

She looks hot, touts her massage & offers some extras.

Mysteriously tho, she offers Greek but not front entry. Hmmm.

Sounds like all could be for display, except the kitty.

So- a while back there was another similar provider- known to have been a guy prev.

Does anyone know- Is This Him / Her?

Me smells a rat here.

Post or PM me with sure intel on this.

Thanks. Be Safe, JJ.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4492306][URL]https://kalamazoo.skipthegames.com/massage/black_caribbean/massage-therapist-topless-happ/408647484349[/URL]

Hi men,

Looking TGTBT, this ad for prof massage / Kal. / Lydia, has been appearing periodically.

She looks hot, touts her massage & offers some extras.

Mysteriously tho, she offers Greek but not front entry. Hmmm.

Sounds like all could be for display, except the kitty.

So- a while back there was another similar provider- known to have been a guy prev.

Does anyone know- Is This Him / Her?

Me smells a rat here.

Post or PM me with sure intel on this.

Thanks. Be Safe, JJ.[/QUOTE]If you enter that number in google, then you come up with a Lauren Williams. The person you are referring to also went by Lauren in the past. Lauren allegedly had surgery to remove the male parts. That would explain the back entry only.

However, if the picture are truly of this Lydia and also the advertised Lauren, then this is probably not that Lauren. I could be wrong. My reasoning is that there are obvious boobs which he / she did not have.

The face does look similar that is again if memory serves me correctly.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;4493011]If you enter that number in google, then you come up with a Lauren Williams. The person you are referring to also went by Lauren in the past. Lauren allegedly had surgery to remove the male parts. That would explain the back entry only.

However, if the picture are truly of this Lydia and also the advertised Lauren, then this is probably not that Lauren. I could be wrong. My reasoning is that there are obvious boobs which he / she did not have.

The face does look similar that is again if memory serves me correctly.[/QUOTE]Mac,

That's kind of what I thought / remembered also.

Being that the digits are the same- I will take a pass, until someone confirms for sure.

Those boobs are looking good- agree.

Any other mongers knowing for sure- Please Post on this.

Be safe & sure, JJ.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4493444]Mac,

That's kind of what I thought / remembered also.

Being that the digits are the same- I will take a pass, until someone confirms for sure.

Those boobs are looking good- agree.

Any other mongers knowing for sure- Please Post on this.

Be safe & sure, JJ.[/QUOTE]Pics are the same as a former TS on STG previously. I do remember the pics.

[QUOTE=JJLetsPlay;4493444]Mac,

That's kind of what I thought / remembered also.

Being that the digits are the same- I will take a pass, until someone confirms for sure.

Those boobs are looking good- agree.

Any other mongers knowing for sure- Please Post on this.

Be safe & sure, JJ.[/QUOTE]Yes she was a man had the surgery to become a woman.

A little birdy told me some old friends will be coming back into town. Location will be in Portage, and should open in the next 30 days or so.

[QUOTE=MD2020;4516893]A little birdy told me some old friends will be coming back into town. Location will be in Portage, and should open in the next 30 days or so.[/QUOTE]Needless to say, this is exciting! Thanks for the update.

I have noticed that Blondie25 is now offering a nuru massage. Has anyone had one? I'm intrigued by the idea and it would be a break for the usual. So any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Brilithos;4523045]I have noticed that Blondie25 is now offering a nuru massage. Has anyone had one? I'm intrigued by the idea and it would be a break for the usual. So any info would be appreciated. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]You will probably get a better response in the GR section. I haven't seen her since she came back, but she always gave a really nice body slide as part of her standard service. I'm not sure if her "nuru" is any different.

[QUOTE=Macatawa;4493011]If you enter that number in google, then you come up with a Lauren Williams. The person you are referring to also went by Lauren in the past. Lauren allegedly had surgery to remove the male parts. That would explain the back entry only.

However, if the picture are truly of this Lydia and also the advertised Lauren, then this is probably not that Lauren. I could be wrong. My reasoning is that there are obvious boobs which he / she did not have.

The face does look similar that is again if memory serves me correctly.[/QUOTE]I was looking for a massage today, and didn't read this post first. I set it up quick and cheap. Not a bad neighborhood in Portage. During the massage (which was really good) I asked about her add offering Greek but not vaginal. She was very upfront about being born a man, but always identified as a female. She began gender reassignment surgery about 3 years ago. She said she needs a couple more surgeries before she can start to use her vagina for sex. Out of curiosity, I asked if I could see it. She took off all her clothes, and it looks mostly normal if maybe just a little misshapen. Bolt on's look pretty good and the hormone shots have given her a decent shape. I did not partake of any services, as I was really just looking for a massage, but they were available. Massage was 80, I was there about 45 minutes. I gave her a 50 tip. I know that is too much, but she is saving up for her surgeries, so whatever. She was really sweet, and told me that I was "woke", which I later found out was a compliment. I enjoyed her company and would definitely repeat for a massage.