Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Qetuo]H8S and John's Hot Spot (Leggs) have $10 days on Wednesday/Thursday, but I'm not sure which is which. These four clubs have the same owner and cover Monday-Thursday with $10 days.[/QUOTE]...and it goes a little something like this....

10 dollar dances

Mon - H8N
Tues - Bogart
Wed - H8S
Thurs - Hot Spot (Legggs)
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Also on tues/wed Club Venus has 10 dollar dances. I recently went there on a tues from 4. 7 and my opinion that it wasn't as bad as people say. (I mean its not the flight club or hustlers, but needless to say I had fun) I don't know about the night crowd though, supposedly the "feel" of the club changes. I've only been to h8S, but I'd almost say this is a nicer place. However I've never been there during the day.

They had about 5 dancers. Couple young, couple older, the bar tender was hot (Jenny. Only name I recall), drinks were cheap (8 dollar bucket of (5) 8 oz bottles or something), 5 dollar VIP charge, no cover before 7PM, and I'm certain mileage is to be had here.

I ended up counseling one of the thick white girls on her college classes (goes to MCC. And yes I saw a syllabus). Kind of funny, nice girl though, pretty sure she'd do most anything for a couple of twenty's. Will definitely go back when I feel the need as its directly in between my work and university.

Any experiences at Centerfolds on John R just south of 8 mile? H8S, H8N, and Bogarts are quite a drive for us eastsiders. Makes regular visits exteremly hard.

Just seems it's a bar that does not get a lot of attention here and quite frankly looks as if extras may be on the menu from the atmosphere.

Hey guys,

I'm a twenty something coming to town in a few weeks with some scratch. Wondering which club I should go to for some good dreams with some really hot women, preferably a lot of fake cans! I have some cash to toss and would prefer rooms with curtains as opposed to the big room stuff.

Thanks!

Brand new to the board and absolutely love it. So much good info. That is why I am posting. Which strip club is the best to acommadate a bachelor party of 15 in the southern Michigan Ave. area? Counting factors include seating of large group of people, quality of entertainment, mileage and treatment of large parties by staff. Any and all info would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you,

[QUOTE=Larkvoorhies]Hey guys,

I'm a twenty something coming to town in a few weeks with some scratch. Wondering which club I should go to for some good dreams with some really hot women, preferably a lot of fake cans! I have some cash to toss and would prefer rooms with curtains as opposed to the big room stuff.

Thanks![/QUOTE]If you have ALOT of cash the Landing Strip of the new Hustler Club would be your best bet. But i'm talking $$ or $$$.

[QUOTE=Gcd02]If you have ALOT of cash the Landing Strip of the new Hustler Club would be your best bet. But i'm talking $$ or $$$.[/QUOTE]
And Flight Club, Penthouse and The Colosseum both in Det on 8 mile.

How about Bouzouki?

I will be staying around there.

[QUOTE=Larkvoorhies]How about Bouzouki?

I will be staying around there.[/QUOTE]
The Zouk is fun but does not have rooms with curtains. The number of hot women varies also. imho

Last week, I dropped by Henry the VIII's south club on the way back home from Ohio. I wanted to see what everyone was talking about. Sure enough, there were plenty of available females willing to do as much as possible to make me happy. There were a few in the place that clearly belonged in a nursing home. I chatted with a few cuties but for the money I spent, I figure I would have had a much funner time with an SP AMP for a few dollars more.

Stop by Tycoons Monday ran into a cutie named Beauty went back no kissing but get some Stink Finger could smell that for hours (what a freak) she ask if I wanted to put it in I said sorry no cover so not at this time but did set up a FS date outside but she was a NO Show.

Before I start on my report im suprised at no one mentioned this?

[url]http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/local/detroit-city-council-passes-new-strip-club-regulations[/url]

After a long day at work, I decided to unwind at the local strip club. I stopped into trumps after midnight for a few drinks and hopefully a tug. Waited 15 minutes for a drink! Ok par for the course for some establishments, but I sat there for about a hour and a half waiting on a girl! By 1:15 rolled along I was pretty annoyed. Sure I tipped, but no one even came by for a dance! (the most action I got for that night was getting bumped by the girl) decided to leave and I let the coatgirl know that that club was out some dollars because the girls are "scared" yeah sure, 30 guys staring at you half naked? She offered next time I come in she would hook me up with a girl. Might take her up on it next time.

Got back in the car, drove down to cheetas(8 mile near southfield freeway) walked in, and what I assumed was the manager and his gay friend(or bouncer) kicked me out, told me I was wearing sweats! Basically I told him, the same thing, wave bye bye to my money! Not coming back into that dump again!

Decided to call it a night, and post a report. I would do a john are run, but read my report on the streetwalker thread! I've been embarassed enough on that strip.

Stay safe guys!

[QUOTE=StreetMeat]
Decided to call it a night, and post a report.

Stay safe guys![/QUOTE]
I'll second that! But seriously, if you don't visit H8S, failure can be an option! Make H8S your bullpen, it always comes through. Check it out. Try other places, but you always know failure is not an option!

Stopped by H8S to see my favorite SQ. Always good service, never an upsell and will always sit at the bar with you for a few minutes before you leave. The next time you get a dance with someone else see if they come back and say goodbye before you leave.

Before I left she mentioned something about two guys that she did not want to be around. They must have been saying something pretty bad for her not to what be around guys. C'mon guys don't ruin a good dancer. She may have been dancing for a while but IMHO she is the best dancer at the club.

[QUOTE=Studly77]Stopped by H8S to see my favorite SQ.[/QUOTE]
Yep, she's ok. Fake hoots, older, pretty mechanical, but she gets the job done. She's not my favorite, but I have no complaints.

[QUOTE=Pussylicker2]I'll second that! But seriously, if you don't visit H8S, failure can be an option! Make H8S your bullpen, it always comes through. Check it out. Try other places, but you always know failure is not an option![/QUOTE]I'll probably give h8s a try if I'm ever that way in the future. With some of the 8 mile clubs you can get lucky from a quick HJ in the VIP room to VIP or take out there. Boy the stories I can tell you about booby trap back in the day! Last time something like that happened(FS) was the day shift at trumpps, I don't recall her name but I know she was middle eastern with a fake rack. I gave it another try, had another girl with a nice ass give me a decent lap dance but soon as she closed the curtain I cut the dances off at 3 since I wasnt getting much action short of that lovely ass grinding me.

But if I had to grade the bars 1 being the worse to 5 excellent service I would rate penthouse, trumpps and coleseaum(sp) as top noch, with booby trap, centerfolds and maybe cheetahs as mid range.

Stay safe guys!