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Wow. Oh wow.

She could f*** me and then kill me like a praying mantis. Hoy, but that is hot.

Awooooooooooo.

Wolfe

Now where the hell did I leave that damn cell phone. The perfect place to keep her cell from getting lost.

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Misfit

New International Symbol For Gas

[QUOTE=A John]New International Symbol For Gas[/QUOTE]But that new symbol, while cute, has it all wrong. It's not the oil companies that are giving it to us in the end. It's the whacko environmentalists and the (mainly) liberal politicos, who've restricted the supply of oil, who are causing the high prices. The oil companies can hardly drill U]anywhere[/u]. Add to that the fact that the same bunch of greenies have effectively prevented any new refineries from being built since about 1976, and guess what? You've got a shortage that drives up the price.

Imagine if all but a very select few SWs suddenly disappeared from the streets all across the USA, and we mongers couldn't "drill" as easily any longer. Guess what? The rates for the SW would increase greatly.

I'll step down from the soapbox now, A John. Usually, you post some very funny pics. But this one, with the blame totally misplaced, just doesn't make me laugh at all.

Have fun at the Forum

R:R

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman]But that new symbol, while cute, has it all wrong. It's not the oil companies that are giving it to us in the end. It's the whacko environmentalists and the (mainly) liberal politicos, who've restricted the supply of oil, who are causing the high prices. The oil companies can hardly drill U]anywhere[/u]. Add to that the fact that the same bunch of greenies have effectively prevented any new refineries from being built since about 1976, and guess what? You've got a shortage that drives up the price.

Imagine if all but a very select few SWs suddenly disappeared from the streets all across the USA, and we mongers couldn't "drill" as easily any longer. Guess what? The rates for the SW would increase greatly.

I'll step down from the soapbox now, A John. Usually, you post some very funny pics. But this one, with the blame totally misplaced, just doesn't make me laugh at all.

Have fun at the Forum

R:R[/QUOTE]

The last time I checked, it was the oil companies that had record profits. If you look at things, it is the fact that people are investing heavily in oil and driving the price up. The oil companies said they had to raise the price a month ago because there was to much fuel and not enough demand, so they were not making enough on each gallon.

"But that new symbol, while cute, has it all wrong. It's not the oil companies that are giving it to us in the end. It's the whacko environmentalists and the (mainly) liberal politicos, who've restricted the supply of oil, who are causing the high prices. The oil companies can hardly drill U]anywhere[/u]. "

So w and Jeb are whacko environmentalists? I didn't know that. It was the admin that banned drilling off Fla coast at jeb's urging.

So let's imagine that come tomorrow the oil companies have working wells in the Gulf, ANWAR and the contential shelf producing a brazillion barrels a day. Do you really think big oil would sell to the USA at a reduced price out of patriotism? To help those of us here that are hurting from high energy prices? No, they'll sell OUR oil at market prices to China and india to further enrich THEM.

Wanna buy a bridge?

Roamin Roman, Jimmy & Gansett


Damn it I'm sorry, I'm sorry I didn't want anyone taking sides. Nor did I think that the international symbol would offend anyone it was merely here as a joke. Honestly I haven't put any research into it.

I just know every time I go to the pump it cost me $180 for each one of my medium-size trucks twice a week on diesel fuel. When I was a kid I can remember gasoline being .19 cents for reg. I could find 5 coke bottles, at five cents apiece get a gallon of gasoline and have .06 cents left over for Candy! I always thought if I could get this lawnmower to run on diesel I would have a lot more money left over for Candy. At that time diesel diesel fuel was I think .11 Well needless to say over the years now diesel fuel is twice as much as regular gasoline.

Anyway I'm done venting now.

Roamin Roman, Jimmy & Gansett let's all get along as we are seniors who
set the example! Remember it was a joke. Being politically right I didn't do any research so I can't comment. I respect all three of you :)

Happy Hunting
AJ

[QUOTE=Gansett]

So let's imagine that come tomorrow the oil companies have working wells in the Gulf, ANWAR and the contential shelf producing a brazillion barrels a day. Do you really think big oil would sell to the USA at a reduced price out of patriotism? To help those of us here that are hurting from high energy prices? No, they'll sell OUR oil at market prices to China and india to further enrich THEM.

Wanna buy a bridge?[/QUOTE]

If there is a greater supply of oil then the price goes down. It does not matter where the increased supply comes from. There are not many women out there who just want to get laid for the fun of it. Albeit there are a few of them. If there were as many women who just wanted to haev sex as there are men then guys would never have to pay to get laid. Supply and demand something one should learn in A level economics.

OPEC discovered this in the 1980s. At that time record high prices were encouraging the development of alternate fuels. They increased the supply. The increased supply lowered the price. The lower price made putting money in alternate fuels a bad investment.

Up in Alberta they can't make money on the oil sands when oil is below 50 USD a barrel (or real close to that amount). Since it has gone higher the oil sands are booming.

And now for something a little bit different. The picture here shows you that bigger is not always better in places other than the petrol depot.

Hehehehehe. Hey Butthead, we're gonna get some chicks and score!

Here is the latest news…you guys might like it.

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Best EVER BLONDE JOKE

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started. "

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished? "

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster. "

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster. "

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, " and then, he said with a deep sigh, .

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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box. "

You have a great sense of humor.

Thank you for the post.

Here's an unintentionally funny news story about [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJBIwIXYbc] a drug bust[/url].

Pay attention to the background.

To funny B-more.

Looks like a porn shop to me :p




[QUOTE=Baltimonger]Here's an unintentionally funny news story about [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJBIwIXYbc] a drug bust[/url].

Pay attention to the background.[/QUOTE]