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Hey CL, very funny stuff there.

Got to add links to said topics to be really effective. With that, perhaps it might be so useful to be included alongside of the 22 rules for mongers.

Posted this on another thread and with the flame wars going on it got buried, so perhaps re-posting it here might bring some smiles and quell a bit of the anger that is consuming the community. Hate seems to feed on itself - too bad we can't all just get along! After all its only mongering - not like it's vital to life like the air we breath....

So a suggestion arose in reply to my post on Monger Eduction - namely perhaps there should be some education for the SWs? So I did that "above my pay grade thing" again ( yeah, I know - thinking) and came up with this...

I dunno.... I suppose we could add the College of Cock Sucking to the Jezebel College and make a combined Jezebel University? Then again, that would mean that the institution would be co-educational, and well you know what happens when you have BOTH men and women on the same College Campus....Jeez!

But Goodness, just think of the multitude of course topics for SWs?

[b]Health 101[/b] - Personal Hygiene for everyday life, How to take a bath in the sink at DD, the gas station, the train station, whatever. Combs - the best friend your hair has. Kitty trimming and shaving for fun & profit. Graduate Level work requires mastery of kitty sculpting and hair removal products for that true "smooth" look.

[b]Health 500[/b] - Diseases and you. How the female anatomy is a perfect "catcher" for all kinds of diseases, regardless of rinsing, douching or spitting. When to "go bare" when to not. Info on free testing and needed frequency for testing.

[b]Phys Ed 100[/b] - cock sucking and deep throating for fun and profile. Taught by renowned cock sucking and highly recommended SWs - this course focuses on techniques such as when to teeth and when not, the tongue swirl, breathing through the ears while deep throating, harnessing and banishing your gag reflex, playing with the jewels while pressing your nose into a guys belly, hand assist techniques, how to learn to relish the taste of ejaculate, swallowing as alternative nutrition and of course rimming to get that big blast!

[b]Phys Ed 200[/b] - How to tone your puzzy so it squeezes like a vice. What are Kegel exercises and why use them. Flexibility and your spine. 101 Positions for Interc0urse. How to get you date off in 5-minutes flat with just your puzzy.

[b]Phys Ed 300[/b] - Learning to say 'YES' to anal. Taught by renowned Greek Expert Fbtom, this course covers such topics as: Cleaning up with disposable enema kits, lubrication the key to success, types of lubes and why you should avoid bear grease, KY-jelly and Astroglide, best positions for maximum penetration and monger pleasure, how to handle really BIG sticks and saying, "Thank you sir, let's do it AGAIN!"

[b]Business 101[/b] - How to agree with a monger and his proposed price. Why 0.5$ is way too much to ever ask for.

[b]Photography 100[/b] - Saying "YES" to nude modeling. Standard poses for best presentation, assisting the monger getting the pictures posted on USASG, best gynecological poses for maximum exposure and requesting "action shots" with end result proof.

[b]Community Relations 100[/b] - How to avoid LE stops, what to say and not to say when dealing with LE and how to not incriminate yourself or you date when questioned by LE. Requires Laboratory - hands on role playing of various LE encounter situations.

[b]Community Relations 500[/b] - How, when, where to jump out of a car when the monger starts acting "off."

There must be others, but I'm outta brain juice right now...

Others will have to take it from here.

CL

I recently had an encounter with a WSW. She allowed me to take photos of her with my phones camera. Shw never asked what i intended to do with them, so my question is would it be wrong if i posted them here without informing her first?

This girl was discussed earlier in one of the Philly/Camden threads and someone posted a link to a vid wondering if it was the same girl. I'm still trying to find the original thread, but here's a link to an extended clip. IMO, the hoover action is a tutorial on how to do it; I might need to show it to some of my UTRs to give them a brush up on their technique. Anyways, enjoy; and if anyone can find the other ones, I'd be a happy camper if you can post it.

[url]http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=0d0190e633271023816c[/url]

[QUOTE=Acro782]This girl was discussed earlier in one of the Philly/Camden threads and someone posted a link to a vid wondering if it was the same girl. I'm still trying to find the original thread, but here's a link to an extended clip. IMO, the hoover action is a tutorial on how to do it; I might need to show it to some of my UTRs to give them a brush up on their technique. Anyways, enjoy; and if anyone can find the other ones, I'd be a happy camper if you can post it.

[url]http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=0d0190e633271023816c[/url][/QUOTE]

Thanks, Acro782

That's my Suzy.

I knew the video was out there. They were taken before I meant Suzy. She mentioned them to me. I think they were originally done as private VHS videos. I haven’t seen Suzy in a while. I miss her even more after seeing this.

There are more out there somewhere. There may be one of her friend, Shannon. I know they did a couple of double dates. If you come across the others let me know.

CookyJar

I spotted this post today on the Harrisburg thread:

[url]http://usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=1008708#post1008708[/url]

(see the post entitled "WTF")

Thought this may be of interest, looks as if a cat fight is errupting in our wonderful capitol.

Looks like Tiffany might've picked up a new recruit.

[url]http://philadelphia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/50-korean-and-black-princess-i-wanna-do-sumthing-freaky-2-u-50-18/4874279[/url]

Any experience, I might TOFTT at the end of the month when I get paid.

[QUOTE=LoveaWSW]I recently had an encounter with a WSW. She allowed me to take photos of her with my phones camera. Shw never asked what i intended to do with them, so my question is would it be wrong if i posted them here without informing her first?[/QUOTE]Under the circumstances you’ve described.

Yes! It would be wrong to post them, IMHO. Most girls on the avenue don’t mind, but there are the rare few who do not want their pictures posted. Since you took them with your cell phone camera she may have thought you wanted them for personal use.

That’s my own personal opinion.

CookyJar

I have know idea what you've been told. I can only speak on what I do.

However, I too have been given similar replies. I’ve had more than one girl tell me to my face that I never told them I would be posting their pictures. In most cases it turned out that the girl had their own agenda or had simply forgotten. On one occasion, the girl had me confused with someone else. Short of getting a signed models release, I don’t know what to tell you. Even with a sign release a girl could tell others anything she wants.

How do you know it was me that they were talking about? Did they mention my name specially? Did they mention my pictures specially? Be sure. Don’t go impugning my reputation without knowing for sure it was me.

Who was the girl? If her pictures have already been posted, where the harm in mentioning her name? Give me the opportunity to defend myself. If I have wronged someone, give me the opportunity to apologize, make amends and delete her photos from the forum.

Fair enough?

CookyJar

As far as speed's math goes, it scary but probably a low ball estimate for some girls. A $20 bag of dop which is just as popular as rock just doesn't go very far. Then again the high from one rock doesn't either. A $100 to $300 a day habit is probably a good estimate. So the top girls may only have to do 3 good dates but the bottom of the line girls are doing more.

These girls don't have great memories because of thier heavy drug use, but I have heard similiar complaints about some of our other heavy picture poster.

Are they true? Who knows, but if you are trying to defend a girls honor a PM probably works a lot better. As in send him the name by PM and keep us out of it. If you think he's a liar don't marry him! Honestly there are lies written on this board everyday, I could point out a few but I'm already bored!

Are you talking about [b][Post=486131]This Angie[/post][/b], whose pictures were taken by me or [b][post=367670] this one [/post][/b] whose pictures were taken by xryder or [b][post=312113] this one [/post][/b] posted by Looking #1 or [b][Post=312105] this one [/post][/b] which I believe was posted by DukePV.

Are you sure she was talking about me. There are a few sets of little Angie pictures posted on the site. I did not have the time to locate and reference them all. Mine were good but IMHO they were not the best. The ones taken inside, with the orange background were very tasty and they were done earlier than mine. Back then my name was not widely known. Maybe, just maybe she was talking about the guy who took the 2004 pictures.

If memory serves, my pictures of Angie were taken after Jewels. Jewels is the only provider that I have ever felt the need to apologize too about her pictures. And that was a misunderstanding. After the misunderstanding with Jewels I tried to be a bit clearer when explaining what I intended to do with the girls pictures.

I am not saying Angie did not tell you something. The real problem is, as I see it: Why cannot I ever get the benefit of the doubt. Maybe she was wrong. Maybe she was referring to one of the other set of pictures. Maybe she was so mad she lump them all together. I do not know why she denied what I told her. The fact is I am no saint. I never claimed to be right all the time. But I am not the devil either. I am certain I told Angie I would be posting her pictures on the internet.

Thanks Big Time, for putting me on ignore - doesn't hurt me in the least.

:(

CookyJar

PS: Or could you be talking about [b][Post=543216] this Angie (Angel) [/post][/b]? I know I told this girl what was up.

What took place between Jewels and I ended up being a misunderstanding NOT between her and me, but a misunderstanding between her and a third party. Yes! It turned out to be something very similar to what you are claiming. Another person had taken her picture that very same day (a gay photographer) for Craigslist. She wasn’t happy with those pictures and the fact that they were posted. Naturally (as always is the case) the person she told this to assume she was talking about me. To make things worse, Jewels and I had discussed some things I uses to do on another (old MSN) site and I thought she may have thought I was going to post her pictures there.

At any rate. She remains the only girl I ever felt the need to apologize too. As it turned out it wasn’t necessary.

If you don’t believe me; maybe you’ll believe Jewels.

CookyJar

PS: I have noticed that you’ve completely ignored or rejected all of the possible explanations for an error concerning Little Angie. I don’t know what Mariah has told you or why she claims I deceived her. I do believe there is something important to note: I got her NAME right.

CookyJar

It took me a while to set things straight with Jewels. It may take me a while to get to the bottom of the allegations regarding Mariah. If it is at all possible I will set things straight with Mariah. OR! I won’t set things straight with Mariah. At any rate this concludes my part in this ridiculous banter.

CookyJar

OK - posted an ad in CL CE looking for a date and got this reply....

[i]This is serious...at least if she shows up it will be.

The plan is she will be coming to my hotel late Monday night...if she show's up, I let everyone know who is on my final invite list that Tuesday is a go. It will be in Malvern. Hours to be determined.

She is traveling from Bloomsburg area because she doesn't want anyone to know up there she is a **** at heart.

I'm looking to fill one or 2 more spaces for the festivities. I plan on collecting $35 a head to compensate her for her time and travel. I actually responded to a post she put on CL down here in the phili area.

In any case, here is a pic she sent to me...let me know if you want me to put you on the invite list. When I send out the email late Monday, I'll expect a response.

Thanks![/i]

So here is the picture -
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=103233&stc=1[/url]

WOW! Who wouldn't wanna tap that? And geez, with the "group rate" it would beat street prices!

Ah but wait, Kimosabi.... looks almost "too good to be true" doesn't it.... so time to do a little leg work....

Downloaded the pic to my desktop and then went to tinyeye.com and used the "upload new image" function. That way I could use the tinyeye to search for other occurrences of the photo on the web.

Tinyeye found 7 results for this pic. Gee! What is the chance that this was a real e-mail and the described situation real and NOT a set up?

In fact, one of the websites where that photo was found is j@ilb@itg@llery dot com. YOUSA! Don't want nothing to do with no j@ilb@it!

So NO THANKS "yodeling" northjerseyhandyguy - you can keep your canned ham.

So once again tinyeye saves the day!

Spammers and scammers are getting pretty slick these day - be careful out there!

[blue]Greetings Everyone,

I recently cleaned up this thread by deleting a number of off-topic and otherwise worthless posts by K Monger, as well as a number responses made by other forum members to these deleted posts.

This cleanup process is not perfect, and it's possible that I may have inadvertently deleted a few otherwise legitimate posts. If you find that your own report was also deleted, please don't take it personally.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]