Massage Parlor Reports

I had an experience a couple of weeks ago that was not worth it. It was a new girl who had only been there a week and she insisted on self service. Then was pushy for tip. I didn't catch her name.

Saw Hylen again at Beijing Spa. I was surprised she was still there. Massage was fairly eh, but the teasing and flip were 10/10. Tried to get her to take her shirt off but no dice. She didn't seem to care much what my fingers did though.

Here's a lesson on the value of TOFTT.

If you spend the time to go back and read reviews on the places which are rarely mentioned you'll usually find negative reports. "Old and ugly", "no extras", "place was dirty", etc. Why waste your time and money going there? Because, in most cases, things will eventually change, often for the better. Meanwhile, the places that get the constant, great reviews can, and usually will, only get worse.

There's reasons for this. Mamasans go back to China and hand the business off to someone else, girls move on and get replaced, or people just get greedy. Getting greedy includes mongers.

Let's say you're the 50+ mamasan at a place getting 4 or 5 customers a day, with just you and another 50+ woman there. She needs to return to China, or New York and you end up with a 25 year old, cute replacement. Within a few weeks your business has doubled, in a few months you've added another girl and you're getting over 120 customers a week. At some point, something has to give.

Laundry starts piling up. Instead of changing towels and sheets after every customer, it eventually drops to once a day. Things start getting dirty. Customers start getting shorted on time. Quality goes down. Eventually, either uncle drops in and shuts you down, or girls decide they've had enough, or enough bad reviews pile up to drive off customers.

Most of you "discover" a place after 3 or 4 glowing reviews. You wait until you have the details and a name, before you commit. So you end up with with the girls who are probably getting close to burnout. You might be getting more out of them, but you're getting the thrift store bread instead of the fresh from the oven bread.

The best time is right after the new girl arrives, before the rave reviews. You get a cleaner environment, you get a better massage, you get a girl who is happy to be there and you don't get someone who wants $ just to lift her shirt. You also don't get 3 interruptions every time.

You might also get:

A girl who starts the tease before you get your clothes off.

A girl who shows you where she wants your hands and what she wants you to do with them.

A girl who not only allows UTC roaming, but let's you drop her shorts for a close up inspection.

A girl who almost treats you like a long lost boyfriend.

And a pretty good massage.

Instead of begging for a location, go and TOFTT. You might walk away disappointed, or you might walk away grinning like the Cheshire cat.

I wanted to see what all the hype was about. Nothing more than the usual here. Same ole same ole, nothing beyond a HJ. As always YMMV. Very clean place and nice TS.

I've been visiting the infamous First Avenue location for awhile. I usually go once a month or so. I miss the days of Lisa and Candy being there.

I have not been overly impressed with the selection that was there last time I went, which caused me to try Morgan out. I can't remember who I ended up seeing but it wasn't too bad actually. I think the other girl might have been a little cuter than the girl I had, but nonetheless I left happy.

I'm debating on trying out something new next time. Does anybody have a place that somebody needs to TOFTT and try out?

I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?

[QUOTE=LuvanAdventure;4000239]I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?[/QUOTE]I need more on location not just turning right! There are at least 3 on the right side of GR.

[QUOTE=LuvanAdventure;4000239]I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?[/QUOTE]If you're talking about Serenity Massage, it's a completely legit massage parlor. One fella and two older ladies.

[QUOTE=LuvanAdventure;4000239]I was leaving The Pony last week and turned right on GR. Something caught my eye across the road, very dark place. I called and they offer massage, I was just wondering if anyone has stopped in?[/QUOTE]Strickly legit. DnC.

Not sure if you all want to make the drive to Owensboro or not, the Owensboro forum is dead so I'm posting this here. 1700 is open and has a full menu. Got the hr session. Usual. 6 good rub down. Flip she went straight for the standard. Plenty of roaming allowed. Asked about the menu, its open so for an extra 1. 0 you can get a full menu in Owensboro. Girls aren't much to look at but hey if you want a full menu, that's the place to do it. Not sure if I got a special since I frequent that place but that's my experience.

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Would anyone be willing to tell me where the closest FS place would be within a reasonable driving distance from Evansville? I sometimes have business in town and wouldn't mind driving somewhere where full menu was available. If it's within about an hour or so drive that would be perfect. PM is fine too if preferred. Thanks.

I last got full service at a basic AMP in Washington Park, IL, which was about 3-4 years ago. Check out their board.

[QUOTE=Korman23;4008702]Would anyone be willing to tell me where the closest FS place would be within a reasonable driving distance from Evansville? I sometimes have business in town and wouldn't mind driving somewhere where full menu was available. If it's within about an hour or so drive that would be perfect. PM is fine too if preferred. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Any new info on Peoney (or whatever its called) ? Last time there several months ago was marginal at best. DnC.

[QUOTE=DickensCider;4016554]Any new info on Peoney (or whatever its called) ? Last time there several months ago was marginal at best. DnC.[/QUOTE]Go.

If you're led to the room on the right, you'll probably be satisfied with the results. If you're led to the room on the left, you'll probably be even more satisfied with the results. YMMV.