Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3247749]I hate to say this because the lady is really nice and works hard but. I wouldn't recommend going to this massage place:

[URL]http://omaha.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/1924-star-acupressure/6700721[/URL]

It's in a BUSY ASS STREET! So walking inside you're going to been seen by MANY. It's a walk of sHame.

Walk inside I saw an old ass lady chunky sitting at a desk just waiting for people.

So she walks me into the room and I pay $40 when she leaves I start taking off my clothes and I noticed the room was red which isn't soothing. It's creepy.

She even turns on some creepy ass fucking old music. PLUS it's council bluffs it's pretty sketchy.

So I got naked and was laying on the bed. I thought I was going to get murdered.

A red room is creepy especially with creepy ass music.

So I'm laying on the bed with my head up and my life line my phone is across the room and I kept thinking some guy with a chain saw was going to come in and murder me.

So she walks in and I put my head down and she starts.

SHE NEVER GETS SEXUAL.

So she's holding my head down (giving me a massage) the entire time I thought someone was going to walk in the room while my heads down and I'm just going to die.

It's fucking scary!

She doesn't give me a HE but she works hard. Gave me the best massage she could so I gave her $20 tip.

Now as I leave the place there's a fucking helicopter looking right at me. Close AF! And I was scared cops were going to question me about the massage. But never did, I left and nothing happened.

I realized that council bluffs sucks.

Every time I go to a massage parlor the girls NEVER EVER give HE.[/QUOTE]Dude, you need to relax. If you are always this jumpy, you are in the wrong hobby.

First off, the red lights actually have a way of making everyone look good, it works well to hide both of our imperfections. CB does have productive opportunities but I imagine your jumpiness is freaking them out too. Don't discredit the wonderful girls that work those places, we would like more service yes, but don't downgrade them like this.

[QUOTE=OldDog261;3248448]Dude, you need to relax. If you are always this jumpy, you are in the wrong hobby.

First off, the red lights actually have a way of making everyone look good, it works well to hide both of our imperfections. CB does have productive opportunities but t I imagine your jumpiness is freaking them out too. Don't discredit the wonderful girls that work those places, we would like more service yes, but don't downgrade them like this.[/QUOTE]Any dim light color can hide imperfections, red is just creepy. Clearly you've never heard of a "red room". Google it.

I'm just giving an honest review of how I felt at that time... if you think it's just me being jumpy that's fine, but that's my review of it... it's creepy as hell (literally)

Honestly, you go there take the walk of shame... and lay in that red room and wait alone and report back. It's not pleasant.
I'm not discrediting her Massage skills, I'm just saying that it feels more creepy than relaxing.

This is as well the usaSEXguide so I try to base my reviews on whether or not something sexual happens.
If you think my reviews are out of line or not related to the forum please by all means report the post. I'm just giving my experience and review, based on the forum: usaSEXguide.

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3248584]Any dim light color can hide imperfections, red is just creepy. Clearly you've never heard of a "red room". Google it.

I'm just giving an honest review of how I felt at that time... if you think it's just me being jumpy that's fine, but that's my review of it... it's creepy as hell (literally)

Honestly, you go there take the walk of shame... and lay in that red room and wait alone and report back. It's not pleasant.
I'm not discrediting her Massage skills, I'm just saying that it feels more creepy than relaxing.

This is as well the usaSEXguide so I try to base my reviews on whether or not something sexual happens.
If you think my reviews are out of line or not related to the forum please by all means report the post. I'm just giving my experience and review, based on the forum: usaSEXguide.[/QUOTE]Nobody here is questioning your experience, just pointing out your edginess may be part of the problem. As for this establishment, I've been there many times and it the middle of the day so plenty of people are likely to see me, that's part of the risk we take, not sure why the walk of shame. If you find it shameful, maybe you should reconsider being there.

[QUOTE=OldDog261;3248955]Nobody here is questioning your experience, just pointing out your edginess may be part of the problem. As for this establishment, I've been there many times and it the middle of the day so plenty of people are likely to see me, that's part of the risk we take, not sure why the walk of shame. If you find it shameful, maybe you should reconsider being there.[/QUOTE]"Nobody here is questioning your experience" - I never said anyone was. You took that out of context, I was replying to your statement of me being "jumpy" and I was saying you should take that walk of shame. So it sounds like you have. And I'm saying that it's not a pleasant experience with the traffic. If you're comfortable walking into a massage parkour in the middle of the day in a busy intersection that's fine. I'm saying my experience it felt awkward.

Problem? So there's a problem now?

I've already reconsidered and explained that in my review that I'm not going back to CB for AMP.

I'm giving my honest opinions and reviews. I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing, if you get offended, I don't care. That's your opinion. I'm just giving mine.

I went to Acupuncture spa about 2 weeks ago, and was able to get a HE there. That one may be worth a try.

I've had success at kungfu (like most) and that new one that popped up around 90th and maple. Any other suggestions?

[QUOTE=SamJone;3287514]I've had success at kungfu (like most) and that new one that popped up around 90th and maple. Any other suggestions?[/QUOTE]90th and maple stil have that really really tall girl?

Is it like an office building set up?

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3289146]90th and maple stil have that really really tall girl?

Is it like an office building set up?[/QUOTE]I'm looking for info on that location really want to try but don't want to waste more money.

Are we talking about this one?

[URL]http://omaha.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-wonderful-asian-massage/8168504[/URL]

I went there a few months ago, and no extras.

Maybe someone got lucky or a new person is giving massages.

I didn't like the massage, it was a tall lady (I would assume the lady from Favorite Massage).

And when the massage was over I was waiting for her to give extras, but she DARTED out of the room.

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3290688]Are we talking about this one?

[URL]http://omaha.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-wonderful-asian-massage/8168504[/URL]

I went there a few months ago, and no extras.

Maybe someone got lucky or a new person is giving massages.

I didn't like the massage, it was a tall lady (I would assume the lady from Favorite Massage).

And when the massage was over I was waiting for her to give extras, but she DARTED out of the room.[/QUOTE]Many have been their. No HE. When all done, she actually EXPECTS a tip!

This place is listed as non erotic on other sites I have read.

Visited Kung Fu Spa a few weeks ago. Pretty close to 10 pm. An older woman showed me to a room and left. She came back 5 minutes later and asked if I wanted 4 Hs, I declined. She came in again 10 minutes later and said "Give me 10 more minutes please". She gave me a big hug and thanked me for my patience. Finally. It's my turn. It's the older lady again (long sigh). She started off great but soon became very repetitious. I'm thinking I shoulda got the 30 min. The flip comes and to my surprise, the massage gets intense! I'm rocking an Excalibur by this time. Just as she starts to unsheathe the sword, she taps my knee and says "time is up".

[QUOTE=BruceDebo;3328698]Visited Kung Fu Spa a few weeks ago. Pretty close to 10 pm. An older woman showed me to a room and left. She came back 5 minutes later and asked if I wanted 4 Hs, I declined. She came in again 10 minutes later and said "Give me 10 more minutes please". She gave me a big hug and thanked me for my patience. Finally. It's my turn. It's the older lady again (long sigh). She started off great but soon became very repetitious. I'm thinking I shoulda got the 30 min. The flip comes and to my surprise, the massage gets intense! I'm rocking an Excalibur by this time. Just as she starts to unsheathe the sword, she taps my knee and says "time is up".[/QUOTE]Yeah that lady that gives mean looks IS A JERK!

My advice, is to rub her ass and legs while getting a massage, she hates it when people do that.

I did it one time and half way into the 30 minute massage she goes out and complains with the taller lady. The tall lady comes in and finishes the job.

I have gotten 4 hands with a HE at Kung Fu, they will alternate girls.

That's my advice as well, never get more than 30 minutes
EVERYONE gets an hour, you don't wanna seem like EVERYONE, you're special you're getting a HE.

Laying there for an hour sucks not knowing if you're gonna get a HE as well.
I've gotten HE at the beginning of a massage, and it sucked. They have to massage you the entire time so you'll be sitting there for an hour just waiting for it to be over while she pretends to rub your leg while watching the clock.

Has anyone tried the new massage parlor on 120th and Center?

It seems that many of the Asian massage parlors are now Chinese gals. I've been to more than my share lately throughout my travels around the country. It uses to be that most of these places had Korean gals who played well! Or Japanese. But now it seems to be Chinese and most are only doing HJ's. YMMV as mine as but until we mongers stop tipping 40/50 for HJ's, it won't change. I'd tip 10 bucks and tell the gal. Better service. Better tips! I'm not about to tip 40/50 for hand service! I have had a few of the Chinese gals do oral but YMMV. You have decent service one week and see her again next week, they are gone! Now when I go, I use sign language if they have limited English skills. Sign language with money in my hands and what I want her to do. If she says no. I walk out and have lost no money! Try another place. We start walking out, things might improve!

[QUOTE=JejuMan;3338679]It seems that many of the Asian massage parlors are now Chinese gals. I've been to more than my share lately throughout my travels around the country. It uses to be that most of these places had Korean gals who played well! Or Japanese. But now it seems to be Chinese and most are only doing HJ's. YMMV as mine as but until we mongers stop tipping 40/50 for HJ's, it won't change. I'd tip 10 bucks and tell the gal. Better service. Better tips! I'm not about to tip 40/50 for hand service! I have had a few of the Chinese gals do oral but YMMV. You have decent service one week and see her again next week, they are gone! Now when I go, I use sign language if they have limited English skills. Sign language with money in my hands and what I want her to do. If she says no. I walk out and have lost no money! Try another place. We start walking out, things might improve![/QUOTE]Have you been to any place recently in Omaha?

If you don't want to post publicly please PM ME!

Drew Cindy. Great massage, walk on back, nice facility and that is all. It's a shame because I would have become a regular.

[QUOTE=Rubmeright;3369266]Drew Cindy. Great massage, walk on back, nice facility and that is all. It's a shame because I would have become a regular.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info! Left no tip I hope! Well. Small tip would be fine.

I think it's easy to have luck any where, I've had a lot of success. Just can't be pushy about it.

Does anyone have any intel on 72nd and Harrison?

[QUOTE=JejuMan;3369839]Thanks for the info! Left no tip I hope! Well. Small tip would be fine.[/QUOTE]Small tip, opened the wallet wide and fished around through plenty of twenties to get to that ten in the middle, she smiled and said thank you and bowed, but when she asked me to call her again I just looked back and said with a wry smile "really?, you think I'll be back?" She said "I hope so". Seriously, she is attractive (older, but that's fine anymore) and has a kicker body, if she would have popped me I'd be back today. She really has no clue when I say "regular", she let steady cash flow walk.

I'll stick with what I know appreciate it more and venture less. Beats driving to Timbuktu like a couple short years ago. I'm not saying I won't give her another shot in another year or two. There is a strong line of thought that you need to try it twice to build trust but these days, there are just to many other places around for them to take that chance, not like the old days, making the rounds here Is over a dozen places now. YMMV.

Stay safe,
Rubs

Backpage ad's are getting folks nabbed. Over the weekend, 6 customers and 6 providers arrested. Monday's Omaha newspaper reported as did the TV reports. All were arrested on suspension of solicitation, etc. One for drugs. Point is, cops are drama queens. Nothing better to do it seems with all the vast felonies being done so better to set up sex stings. Fake ad's were used as well. It's just sad in my opinion. Out trying to nab those mongers. The entire world revolves around ONLY two things; sex and money and it won't go away. We have sanctimonious self rightous two faced hypocrites who are out to nab folks and yet are doing the same thing!

This is what it's about right here. Concern troll women get denied government money for using the word prostitute. They pull an end around by changing it to the politically popular "trafficking victim". Now they can hang a year minimum on any monger given it meets the definition of "trafficking" and the governor signs it. Same group behind this sting, FBI was involved. Lots of other rumors floating out there. Be careful mongers, it's about to get scary. CB ain't ready for this, which means Iowa is next.

[URL]http://www.omaha.com/news/legislature/nebraska-legislators-approval-of-harsher-human-trafficking-penalties-sheds-light/article_279d2635-e140-590a-a655-3c0755332a7b.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=JejuMan;3399300]Backpage ad's are getting folks nabbed. Over the weekend, 6 customers and 6 providers arrested. Monday's Omaha newspaper reported as did the TV reports. All were arrested on suspension of solicitation, etc. One for drugs. Point is, cops are drama queens. Nothing better to do it seems with all the vast felonies being done so better to set up sex stings. Fake ad's were used as well. It's just sad in my opinion. Out trying to nab those mongers. The entire world revolves around ONLY two things; sex and money and it won't go away. We have sanctimonious self rightous two faced hypocrites who are out to nab folks and yet are doing the same thing![/QUOTE]

Governor signed it, and the "liberal" World Herald editorialized in support of it.

The penalties are real now ladies and gents, be safe. Concern troll women have their wish and will do everything they can to eradicate what they view as trafficking in Nebraska. Dangerous times everyone, time to lay low.

[URL]http://www.omaha.com/opinion/editorial-nebraska-makes-combating-human-trafficking-a-state-priority/article_d12b889d-12a2-5997-af3d-fd806073546f.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=XcptWheelzX;3402901]This is what it's about right here. Concern troll women get denied government money for using the word prostitute. They pull an end around by changing it to the politically popular "trafficking victim". Now they can hang a year minimum on any monger given it meets the definition of "trafficking" and the governor signs it. Same group behind this sting, FBI was involved. Lots of other rumors floating out there. Be careful mongers, it's about to get scary. CB ain't ready for this, which means Iowa is next.

[URL]http://www.omaha.com/news/legislature/nebraska-legislators-approval-of-harsher-human-trafficking-penalties-sheds-light/article_279d2635-e140-590a-a655-3c0755332a7b.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

We have a bunch of self righteous, sanctimonious two faces hypocrites who enact laws. Most are preaching on their high horses and then out doing the dirty at night! Like gambling. No casinos in Nebraska but 99% of the cars are Nebraska plates at the casinos in CB! Same with the massage businesses!

I will add, I don't know of any Asian massage places doing FS.

Not even oral. Most are Chinese and these gals are not doing FS. BP advertisers seem to be doing more but then again, many stings. The gals that do not talk at all about money seem to be better providers. The few I have meet never ask for money and it's expected to be tipped when all done. Cops will get creative with charges and prosecutors will get even more creative! Only go with verified providers.

Anyone want to trade info / numbers on latest news? Pm me 😁.

Hello Fellow Lurkers.

Over a year ago, I visited this place after having a nice steak dinner at a well know steakhouse next door. Was greeted by Mamasan and got a nice massage with HE. So I decided to come back here (for the steak dinner primarily next door) and a nice rub down like before.

Totally different experience. Different Mamasan, who started out nice enough. Only wanted 1/2 hour but was told they only offer 1 hr for. 5. Okkkkkk. I bit. The massage was really bad. This gal might as well have been rolling dough in a bakery.

Although I was initially draped, the tent fell off the pole on the flip and it was not put back on. Couple light teases brushing the boys and beanpole. I thought. Well at least this might end well. NOPE.

All the sudden, thirty seven minutes into my hour, she says all done. I frowned and pointed at the clock. She got louder saying "all done! So, not being very happy, I pulled on my clothes and went to leave.

She blocked the door and loudly demanded a tip. I slipped her a fiver and told her to get the EFF out of my way. Will never go back. Too bad, because it's hard to find a consistent provider in this town when I visit. Oh well.

'Nuff said.

You just got what many call the "Omaha Special". There are variations and none of them end well.

Omaha may be the worst town in the country for AMP aficionados. I'd recommend not even looking next year, you can do a better job on your own after having your steak.

[QUOTE=IceQube;3600531]
All the sudden, thirty seven minutes into my hour, she says all done. I frowned and pointed at the clock. She got louder saying "all done! So, not being very happy, I pulled on my clothes and went to leave.

She blocked the door and loudly demanded a tip. I slipped her a fiver and told her to get the EFF out of my way. Will never go back. [/QUOTE]

*IF ANYONE HAS A GOOD AMP THAT GIVES HE PLEASE PM ME!!

Hey.

Yeah man you got sh** on, these girls know the game they know that males coming in at night or just in general are just looking for HE. The fact that you pointed at the clock is enough for them to understand what you're looking for.

I went to one in Millard last year which was notorious for giving HE.

I've gotten HE from there many times but recently they stopped so I went in and didn't see the girl that always gives HE so I asked for another girl. I kept asking girl after girl and eventually the last girl was like "no more girls do you want massage" she seemed like she has been around the block so I tried her out.

Gave a normal massage didn't even flip me.

I asked for a happy ending just straight up and she said no.

She asked if I wanted an hour for $80 and started rubbing my ass.

I knew she was just toying with me so I said "I'll give you $80 for just a HE" she said no.

So I didn't get a HE and as I was walking out she was at the door begging for a tip.

I gave her $1.

LOL she was mad she was like I know you have more I saw it.

I've learned only get massages from confirmed girls if you don't see a confirmed girl LEAVE.

How I do this is:

Keep my money in my pocket and leave wallet empty if I go through the girls working and don't see the one I want then I show my wallet which is empty and say "wait I need to get money" and leave.

Or if she is working bring out all the money and show that you have extra for a HE.

I just wish there was a full proof way of knowing if the girl gives a HE right away.

* IF ANYONE HAS A GOOD AMP THAT GIVES HE PLEASE PM ME!

[QUOTE=IceQube;3600531]Hello Fellow Lurkers.

Over a year ago, I visited this place after having a nice steak dinner at a well know steakhouse next door. Was greeted by Mamasan and got a nice massage with HE. So I decided to come back here (for the steak dinner primarily next door) and a nice rub down like before.

Totally different experience. Different Mamasan, who started out nice enough. Only wanted 1/2 hour but was told they only offer 1 hr for. 5. Okkkkkk. I bit. The massage was really bad. This gal might as well have been rolling dough in a bakery.

Although I was initially draped, the tent fell off the pole on the flip and it was not put back on. Couple light teases brushing the boys and beanpole. I thought. Well at least this might end well. NOPE.

All the sudden, thirty seven minutes into my hour, she says all done. I frowned and pointed at the clock. She got louder saying "all done! So, not being very happy, I pulled on my clothes and went to leave.

She blocked the door and loudly demanded a tip. I slipped her a fiver and told her to get the EFF out of my way. Will never go back. Too bad, because it's hard to find a consistent provider in this town when I visit. Oh well.

'Nuff said.[/QUOTE]

Have been here in Omaha for 1 yr, went to KF when I first arrived a couple times and always had good time. Something must have happened last couple months cause the last 2 times I have been there was no extras available, even the massage wasn't as good as previous times. Girls telling me to "do it yourself". Will have to try across the bridge in CB.

[QUOTE=Chuck1970;3642095]Have been here in Omaha for 1 yr, went to KF when I first arrived a couple times and always had good time. Something must have happened last couple months cause the last 2 times I have been there was no extras available, even the massage wasn't as good as previous times. Girls telling me to "do it yourself". Will have to try across the bridge in CB.[/QUOTE]Tryout Eva at 96th and L.

Things are way too quite on here, how else will I get info about my favorite hobby?

Anyone have any AMPs that give HE?

Can someone PM ME?

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3792135]Anyone have any AMPs that give HE?

Can someone PM ME?[/QUOTE]Ok, been off the best for a while and time to get back in the game. Let's get some chat going, what's hot out there these days?

[QUOTE=OldDog1958;3814768]Ok, been off the best for a while and time to get back in the game. Let's get some chat going, what's hot out there these days?[/QUOTE]If anyone has Intel PLEASE PM ME!

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3840184]If anyone has Intel PLEASE PM ME![/QUOTE]I haven't had much luck in Omaha lately, but I went to Gleason a couple weeks ago and left happy. Good massage too.

[QUOTE=ILoveAcid;3852144]I haven't had much luck in Omaha lately, but I went to Gleason a couple weeks ago and left happy. Good massage too.[/QUOTE]Every AMP I've been to recently have given me a he.

If you aren't getting HEs I feel bad for you.

I'm not giving out any Intel, but yeah a ton of them are giving right now.

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Sorry I'm not sharing. But I was asking all around and no one decided to share with me.

I found out later that a guy I asked did have Intel on another forum about an AMP and didn't share.
Everyone wants to receive Intel but no one wants to share.

I'm not going to be the only one dishing out Intel.

Honestly if someone PMs me Intel on a AMP I don't know about Or never heard of, and I confirm it... then I'll share ALL my Intel.
But right now with everyone just hoarding info I'm just gonna hoard mine too.

Even with other forums people are being cryptic with it, so there's not much purpose to share if everyone is going to be silent.

[QUOTE=BasketballMan1;3860992]Sorry I'm not sharing. But I was asking all around and no one decided to share with me.

I found out later that a guy I asked did have Intel on another forum about an AMP and didn't share.
Everyone wants to receive Intel but no one wants to share.

I'm not going to be the only one dishing out Intel.

Honestly if someone PMs me Intel on a AMP I don't know about Or never heard of, and I confirm it... then I'll share ALL my Intel.
But right now with everyone just hoarding info I'm just gonna hoard mine too.

Even with other forums people are being cryptic with it, so there's not much purpose to share if everyone is going to be silent.[/QUOTE]Hey man. You do you.

I went to the new thai place on 147 the other day. All I got was the Omaha Special. I don't get to Omaha all that often, but I'll keep hitting up places when I do.

Any info on K Massage on Blondo?