Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Shallow Hall;1465752]$.0 for the HE, $.6 with her clothes off and roaming allowed. She told me they weren't "technically open" on weekends. I didn't ask for clarification. She also gave me her # to schedule an appointment.[/QUOTE]Ah, so the basic HE was included with the massage? Nice. Oh, I misunderstood and thought you originally said they were only open on weekends. Can I just swing by and knock / ring the doorbell?

Why does everybody type dollar as "$. X" as opposed to saying it was "$60?"

I went to both places sometime last year.

9059 was totally legit and 9075 had cameras but let me help myself with some help. Not sure if either ate same mgmt.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1464445]This is the place in Shady Grove Ct:

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3059206542.html[/url]

Has anyone been there? I read on another forum that there are apparently two places in this park and the one he went to had cameras in the ceiling. The MT pointed to them in the ceiling when he asked for extras. I would like to find out if it is this place so I don't waste my time.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal; 1465948]I can't speak for Linda Lee's but these days I would be inclined to believe the sign. Then again, what do I know? In the olden days, the week Kona in Bethesda opened, they had hand-written signs on looseleaf paper in the rooms saying "Massage only. Please do not ask for sex."

To another poster, I wouldn't go to AMMA if it's only hit and miss. It sucked when they went legit and gave the old massage area facing the street to the art gallery. It used to be good. Always HE, usually topless. I saw Lily from Ukraine and Elena from Russia, as well as Natasha from Russia who had a fantastic body with fake C-D's but refused to get topless. These days I wouldn't bother. The rooms are too small and they're trying too hard to be legit.

Good luck to them.[/QUOTE]Funny how AMMA's CL ad hints at something by saying there's a reason they've been there 16 years and ends with "A".

[QUOTE=Triple E; 1466078]I went to both places sometime last year.

9059 was totally legit and 9075 had cameras but let me help myself with some help. Not sure if either ate same mgmt.[/QUOTE]What does "some help" mean? . I figure if I have do help myself I might as well do that at home.

BTW, I looked at your earlier post and you had said "place was only "technically open" during weekends" so I'm a little confused because you said the opposite now. I did find a phone number on spahunters.

So, in everyone's experience, do most places use scented oils? I'm wondering if I can get away with a visit and not tip off the wife. Then again, ideally it would be on a day that I plan to go to the gym later. I don't even remember if I smelled when I left Linda Lee's recently.

Speaking of Linda Lee's, so her repeated question "hard?" might not have been a come on? She acted disappointed when I said no, thinking she was asking if the massage was too hard.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1466064]Ah, so the basic HE was included with the massage? Nice. Oh, I misunderstood and thought you originally said they were only open on weekends. Can I just swing by and knock / ring the doorbell?

Why does everybody type dollar as "$. X" as opposed to saying it was "$60?"[/QUOTE]Because that is not what it means. $.0 is 100, $.60 =160.

If you read the forum and do just a tiny bit of research as a good new member should, you would have discovered this.

So here is your invitation to read everything posted before you ask another question.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1466797]Because that is not what it means. $.0 is 100, $.60 =160.

If you read the forum and do just a tiny bit of research as a good new member should, you would have discovered this.

So here is your invitation to read everything posted before you ask another question.[/QUOTE]Hey, I have been to the end of this thread and I've seen nothing about this strange code. By that logic. 90 should = $190 but I don't think that's what one of the earlier posts from 2010 meant when he said. 90 for one hour.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1466797]Because that is not what it means. $.0 is 100, $.60 =160.

If you read the forum and do just a tiny bit of research as a good new member should, you would have discovered this.

So here is your invitation to read everything posted before you ask another question.[/QUOTE]Ok, I hadn't noticed the abbreviations tab before. Sorry. What's the point of abbreviating that anyway?

But seriously, that much for a HJ? Holy shit that's expensive. Noted, the OP said it was higher than most places.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1466797]Because that is not what it means. $.0 is 100, $.60 =160.

If you read the forum and do just a tiny bit of research as a good new member should, you would have discovered this.

So here is your invitation to read everything posted before you ask another question.[/QUOTE]The question was "Why?" not "Will you check my work?" and you didn't answer the question.

The answer is it makes some people feel like they're part of an exclusive in-group. You're not saving any keystrokes. There's a reason price tags in stores aren't done like this. It's called legibility.

RTFQ.

[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal; 1467377]The question was "Why?" not "Will you check my work?" and you didn't answer the question.

The answer is it makes some people feel like they're part of an exclusive in-group. You're not saving any keystrokes. There's a reason price tags in stores aren't done like this. It's called legibility.

RTFQ.[/QUOTE]Thank you. What's that thy say about catching more flies with honey? That guy is a real prick.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1466946]Hey, I have been to the end of this thread and I've seen nothing about this strange code. By that logic. 90 should = $190 but I don't think that's what one of the earlier posts from 2010 meant when he said. 90 for one hour.[/QUOTE]Hey you asked a question. I gave you an answer, no need to start calling people names. And the information that you seek may not just be located in the thread you are posting in. Hence the invitation to read the FORUM and not just the thread.

You guys don't like the way us grumpy assholes do things (and we have been doing it like this a LONG time) you can go elsewhere to get your info.

Every new person complains when they get told to read the forum, doesn't stop us from telling them or remove their actual need to do it.

Don't be lazy.

[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal; 1467377]The question was "Why?" not "Will you check my work?" and you didn't answer the question.

The answer is it makes some people feel like they're part of an exclusive in-group. You're not saving any keystrokes. There's a reason price tags in stores aren't done like this. It's called legibility.

RTFQ.[/QUOTE]You RTFQ, I answered it. HE asked WHY when he missunderstood what he was seeing posted. I corrected his misunderstanding.

Again, if you don't like the way this forum works and how things are done, you can exercise your right NOT to use it. No one has changed the way they do things from the last 400 people who 'commented' or 'complained' about it, you 2 are not that special either.

You want to read price tags in a store head to the mall.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1466957]What's the point of abbreviating that anyway?[/QUOTE]Mike, no offense but you must be completely new to the hobby if you have to ask questions like that.

There are certain rules that we hobbiests / mongers have for ourselves that insures our safety and tries to insure the safety of the providers. You may not understand them, nor accept or agree to them, but those of us with decades of experience have adopted them and follow them, and for the most part we do not change them for any reason. We absolutely do not explain them to people who are new and have a lot to learn on their own, because nothing instructs you better than personal experience. So either you accept these things as they are and enjoy some helpful guidance from the more experienced members, or you can buck the system, complain, and learn only through your own trial and error, wasting time and money in the process.

The choice ultimately is up to you.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1467595]Mike, no offense but you must be completely new to the hobby if you have to ask questions like that.

There are certain rules that we hobbiests / mongers have for ourselves that insures our safety and tries to insure the safety of the providers. You may not understand them, nor accept or agree to them, but those of us with decades of experience have adopted them and follow them, and for the most part we do not change them for any reason. We absolutely do not explain them to people who are new and have a lot to learn on their own, because nothing instructs you better than personal experience. So either you accept these things as they are and enjoy some helpful guidance from the more experienced members, or you can buck the system, complain, and learn only through your own trial and error, wasting time and money in the process.

The choice ultimately is up to you.[/QUOTE]No offense taken as I am completely new to this. I just thought you were being kind of a dick about the whole thing.

BTW, is there no Howard County forum? I found some reviews about a place up there and I wanted to look into it some more.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1467599]No offense taken as I am completely new to this. I just thought you were being kind of a dick about the whole thing.

BTW, is there no Howard County forum? I found some reviews about a place up there and I wanted to look into it some more.[/QUOTE]Check under "Jessup." God bless the ICC.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1467595]Mike, no offense but you must be completely new to the hobby if you have to ask questions like that.

There are certain rules that we hobbiests / mongers have for ourselves that insures our safety and tries to insure the safety of the providers. You may not understand them, nor accept or agree to them, but those of us with decades of experience have adopted them and follow them, and for the most part we do not change them for any reason. We absolutely do not explain them to people who are new and have a lot to learn on their own, because nothing instructs you better than personal experience. So either you accept these things as they are and enjoy some helpful guidance from the more experienced members, or you can buck the system, complain, and learn only through your own trial and error, wasting time and money in the process.

The choice ultimately is up to you.[/QUOTE]This is a good point. It's much more secure to write $.60 rather than $160 and then to explain publicly that they mean the same thing. It's security measures like these that allow us to enjoy the teeming massage parlor scenes in Montgomery County and DC. Maybe it's because I've only been paying for sex for two decades that I don't find "decades of experience" to be a compelling argument.

The crackdown in Montgomery County started with one angry housefrau who discovered her husband's activities, and the one in DC started with a female police chief who lives in sin with one of her subordinates in Maryland. But the power of $.60 keeps me secure. That's magical thinking at best.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1467599]No offense taken as I am completely new to this. I just thought you were being kind of a dick about the whole thing.

BTW, is there no Howard County forum? I found some reviews about a place up there and I wanted to look into it some more.[/QUOTE]The Jessup board services intel for HoCo, and often intel will be found on the Baltimore board as well.

[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal; 1468098]This is a good point. It's much more secure to write $.60 rather than $160 and then to explain publicly that they mean the same thing. It's security measures like these that allow us to enjoy the teeming massage parlor scenes in Montgomery County and DC. Maybe it's because I've only been paying for sex for two decades that I don't find "decades of experience" to be a compelling argument.

The crackdown in Montgomery County started with one angry housefrau who discovered her husband's activities, and the one in DC started with a female police chief who lives in sin with one of her subordinates in Maryland. But the power of $.60 keeps me secure. That's magical thinking at best.[/QUOTE]I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. It just seems kind of silly to me but who am I to argue. If anyone can crack the code by reading the FAQ what's the point?

Hey everyone,

Been to Linda Lee's about 3 times now. Price is good, but consistency is not great. First massage with the Lili was great. 2nd and 3rd progressively have gotten worse with different therapists. Relaxing environment, good price, not so great consistency. Also, I've been shorted about 5-10 minutes on my last 2 massages. It's a shame because I like this place, but I'm not sure how much I really want to go back. Maybe next time will be better?

RM

[QUOTE=Rusian Mong; 1468418]Hey everyone,

Been to Linda Lee's about 3 times now. Price is good, but consistency is not great. First massage with the Lili was great. 2nd and 3rd progressively have gotten worse with different therapists. Relaxing environment, good price, not so great consistency. Also, I've been shorted about 5-10 minutes on my last 2 massages. It's a shame because I like this place, but I'm not sure how much I really want to go back. Maybe next time will be better?

RM[/QUOTE]The definition of insanity is trying the same thing expecting different results. Something like that. Shame me once, twice, whatever.

[QUOTE=LumberJackR;1468777]The definition of insanity is trying the same thing expecting different results. Something like that. Shame me once, twice, whatever.[/QUOTE]Won't get fooled again.

I'll try Linda Lee's again only because I did get a great massage and it's so inexpensive.

I was a regular at Linda Lee's for about a year. You can't beat the price, and the therapeutic was as good as it gets.

I left happy every time with Linda Lee from the 2nd visit forward, but apparently she moved back to China about a month ago.

Recently, a young bubbly pretty Christine worked there and was not shy from visit #1. But she only worked there for about 2 weeks then moved back to China at the same time as LL.

Coincidence?

I don't know anyone (myself included) who has had luck with anyone else there.

[QUOTE=Rusian Mong; 1468418]Hey everyone,

Been to Linda Lee's about 3 times now. Price is good, but consistency is not great. First massage with the Lili was great. 2nd and 3rd progressively have gotten worse with different therapists. Relaxing environment, good price, not so great consistency. Also, I've been shorted about 5-10 minutes on my last 2 massages. It's a shame because I like this place, but I'm not sure how much I really want to go back. Maybe next time will be better?

RM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1468342]I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. It just seems kind of silly to me but who am I to argue. If anyone can crack the code by reading the FAQ what's the point?[/QUOTE]I would agree that some of the established codes are a bit unnecessary but it does give some satisfaction knowing there are lazy fools out there who won't figure it out. Silly codes make you rtff or stay in the dark. Rtff makes better informed members and improves the forum overall.

Some help means using her body to block the camera and fondle the berries while I handled the twig.

I didn't go back because frankly why bother. Massage was decent but better options existed at the time.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1466324]What does "some help" mean? . I figure if I have do help myself I might as well do that at home.

BTW, I looked at your earlier post and you had said "place was only "technically open" during weekends" so I'm a little confused because you said the opposite now. I did find a phone number on spahunters.

So, in everyone's experience, do most places use scented oils? I'm wondering if I can get away with a visit and not tip off the wife. Then again, ideally it would be on a day that I plan to go to the gym later. I don't even remember if I smelled when I left Linda Lee's recently.

Speaking of Linda Lee's, so her repeated question "hard?" might not have been a come on? She acted disappointed when I said no, thinking she was asking if the massage was too hard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal; 1468098]This is a good point. It's much more secure to write $.60 rather than $160 and then to explain publicly that they mean the same thing. It's security measures like these that allow us to enjoy the teeming massage parlor scenes in Montgomery County and DC. Maybe it's because I've only been paying for sex for two decades that I don't find "decades of experience" to be a compelling argument.

The crackdown in Montgomery County started with one angry housefrau who discovered her husband's activities, and the one in DC started with a female police chief who lives in sin with one of her subordinates in Maryland. But the power of $.60 keeps me secure. That's magical thinking at best.[/QUOTE]No one said you had to like it or that it had to make sense to you. Its the way things around done around here. Being all smartassy about isn't going help you much.

Good luck with your hobbying.

[QUOTE=Rusian Mong; 1468418]Hey everyone,

Been to Linda Lee's about 3 times now. Price is good, but consistency is not great. First massage with the Lili was great. 2nd and 3rd progressively have gotten worse with different therapists. Relaxing environment, good price, not so great consistency. Also, I've been shorted about 5-10 minutes on my last 2 massages. It's a shame because I like this place, but I'm not sure how much I really want to go back. Maybe next time will be better?

RM[/QUOTE]Well, I woke up with a little back pain so I figured I'd give Linda Lee's another shot. I got Lili this time. Her hard massage was very hard; she got her whole body on top of mine for most of the back massage. She had some very titillating soft touch on my legs and I think she grazed the boys once. When I flipped over she leaned over my head and stuck her chest in my face for some long strokes down my chest, which was nice. She apologized. She came so close but no cigar, massaging down my chest and into the towel a bit.

I still think this can be my go to place for an inexpensive massage. I do want to go back in the evening sometime to try to get the girl I had last time.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3077466130.html[/url]

Has anyone tried this place? I assume table shampoo is same as TS? I've read you can pretty much expect a good time when there is a TS but is that necessarily accurate?

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1471313]I've read you can pretty much expect a good time when there is a TS but is that necessarily accurate?[/QUOTE]I have never been here, but what I read on their site :

[QUOTE][url]http://www.massageandacupressure.com/Packages_and_Pricing.html[/url]

[b]Thai Massage.[/b]

Traditional combination of stretching and deep tissue. Please wear comfortable

Clothes to allow for freedom of movement.[/QUOTE]Looks like 'wearing clothes' is mandatory here.

I think that I'll try them at that weekend.

Stay safe,

Aman

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1471209]Well, I woke up with a little back pain so I figured I'd give Linda Lee's another shot. I got Lili this time. Her hard massage was very hard; she got her whole body on top of mine for most of the back massage. She had some very titillating soft touch on my legs and I think she grazed the boys once. When I flipped over she leaned over my head and stuck her chest in my face for some long strokes down my chest, which was nice. She apologized. She came so close but no cigar, massaging down my chest and into the towel a bit.

I still think this can be my go to place for an inexpensive massage. I do want to go back in the evening sometime to try to get the girl I had last time.[/QUOTE]Hi, Mike.

Is Lili good looking how old she look?

[QUOTE=Aman Tuleev; 1471519]I have never been here, but what I read on their site :

Looks like 'wearing clothes' is mandatory here.

I think that I'll try them at that weekend.

Stay safe,

Aman[/QUOTE]Looks like that is only related to that one service. Though, I have seen places that are clothing only. There's. Place on Shady Grove next to Subway like that. Pass!

[QUOTE=Kamen; 1471527]Hi, Mike.

Is Lili good looking how old she look?[/QUOTE]She's ok looking. Looked a little cuter upside down when she was leaning over my head. I think I saw cuter girls the last time I was there. I'm horrible at guessing ages. She was dressed in spandex type pants and a zip up warmup jacket. Not revealing at all.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1471313][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3077466130.html[/url]

Has anyone tried this place? I assume table shampoo is same as TS? I've read you can pretty much expect a good time when there is a TS but is that necessarily accurate?[/QUOTE]It is the same. Don't waste your time here. TS in MC doesn't mean anything. Rockville especially the 620 places are all tease, with promise of more next time after you tip big this time and get nothing.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1471866]It is the same. Don't waste your time here. TS in MC doesn't mean anything. Rockville especially the 620 places are all tease, with promise of more next time after you tip big this time and get nothing.[/QUOTE]I've only had ONE place in MoCo give a table shower. Don't be fooled by the table SHAMPOO which is completely different. The shampoo is where they just soak a rag in hot soapy water and rub you down.

As Mike in DC reported, Lilly is a big tease. She does climb on you when you want a strong massage, and.

Before the flip she does a anal and leg tease with soft strokes coming close to the jewels, but that is it. No real.

Roaming is allowed. As I mentioned in a earlier post I had to make her aware that what she was doing didn't sit well.

[QUOTE=Nats53; 1472341]As Mike in DC reported, Lilly is a big tease. She does climb on you when you want a strong massage, and.

Before the flip she does a anal and leg tease with soft strokes coming close to the jewels, but that is it. No real.

Roaming is allowed. As I mentioned in a earlier post I had to make her aware that what she was doing didn't sit well.[/QUOTE]In what way did you make her aware of this? I mean, honestly, I didn't mind it too much as it felt very good. If nothing else is ever going to happen there so be it I guess. I do want to come back in the evening sometime to see if I can find the girl who I had the first time.

Do most places that provide HE still have the warning signs posted such as the ones at Linda Lee's?

Hey Everyone,

Tao foot spa is okay. Pretty good massage, will walk on your back. Girls are flirty and cute. Of course there are the NO SEX signs, and none of that has happened to me. It's a little price 65/70 + tip (as compared to Linda Lee's 49+tip) , but I like the massage better and it's more convenient for me. Seems legit.

Sorry there is nothing more!

RM

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3080345923.html[/url]

Has anybody been to this place? They don't give an address in their ad. I haven't called the number yet.

[url]http://www.massageandacupressure.com/[/url]

A complete rip-off. I went in one afternoon last week, sucked in by the $10 off promise. During the massage the provider left the room 3 times to answer the phone and.

Carried on conversations with another provider during the visit. The other spa on Hungerford is no gem either. MoCo has gone to the dogs. Another lesson in "you.

Get what you pay for". Please PM if anyone cares to share information on a quality provider. Stay safe people.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3094656533.html[/url]

Has anybody ever been here? The girl in the picture looks stunning.

Has anyone experienced her massage? Ky 240-706-8709 She has been advertising for over a year with services ranging from $80-120 for massage or a combo of massage and jetted tub.

Currently she is priced at $100 for an hour. Please PM with any information.

I just tried Comfort Spa. Got a good hard massage and nothing else. I was informed that there were three other places in the same complex, but all got shut down. The provider was very clear that they don't do anything but massage. LE has them all scared.