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Dude, you are funny and have a point to."taxi at night" Sounds like you have a few stories up your sleeve.

I don't think you will get what you have gotten so far in terms of quality thru this site. Because you have a range of what we would like to find. Good stories. Fun to read your posts. So keep it coming.

[QUOTE=New2IL; 1276702]I love to fuck Jewish girls. It's so kosher LOL. The same with muslim women. I tell them I am muslim. So its ok. Muslim women DREAM to fuck a white guy. So. It is my duty. To give them the experience. They are hot! And wet too. I tried Persian and Armenian too. Jdate has worked for me but it is not the best. Jewish girls ask you all kinds of Jewish questions so you need to know a bit about the culture to lie good enough. The muslims are easier. Match and POF are the best. POF blocks your account if you send more then 4 identical messages. So you can't copy and paste. And that sucks. Because online dating is all a numbers game. The more you send, the more tail you will have. That's why I use several sites. I get 3-5 dates per week. But it gets expensive. And now I am more selective. I have turned down so much pussy.

Also if you drive a taxi at night you can meet so many hot drunk horny women free.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Krackerjack; 1276915]Dude, you are funny and have a point to."taxi at night" Sounds like you have a few stories up your sleeve.

I don't think you will get what you have gotten so far in terms of quality thru this site. Because you have a range of what we would like to find. Good stories. Fun to read your posts. So keep it coming.[/QUOTE]One of the best ways to meet women and get all types of random fucks is to drive a taxi. I did it off and on for 3 years. I met all types. Business execs, bartenders, crackheads, strippers, soccer moms, bored housewives. I didn't fuck the crackheads though. I picked up on woman at 5AM and she started crying in my taxi. She says she just cheated on her husband. I said don't cry lady. Everyone needs variety. She wasn't expecting that kind of comment. The women from the bars get hit on all night by guys. But when they are outside of work they do the flirting. Especially when they are drinking. I have had them put their tongues in my ears and almost make me wreck the cab. I once picked up two girls from a bar, they wanted to fuck me in my cab. But I was worried about getting caught by the nazi police officers in the area. I went to their apartment instead. I met some porn stars and they were doing a shoot at a house. I waited one hour because they said they would pay me. The kept coming out of the house to chat with me while drinking out of champagne glasses. Some really hot 10's they were. And funny too. Even the producer came out to chat with me. Everyone likes to chat with the taxi driver. I played trance and techno in the taxi and girls liked it. I took them to the clubs and picked them up when they were completely drunk. They gave me many numbers and I went out on dates with some. Most of my gfs I met from driving them. I picked up some escorts also and took them to various appts. You get to see alot of things. And people confess shit to you like you are a fucking priest. If the hours were better I would still do it. But it takes 13-14 hours to make $150-$175 per day. So too many hours. I was too tired to fuck many of them and I turned down soooo much pussy. I really regret that.

[QUOTE=Sam Doherty;1261053]Anyone had luck on CL with girls just looking for fun? I've had some great luck over the years, albeit very sporadic. If you're lucky, they're out there and some of these girls are not only incredibly attractive but down for absolutely anything. I've had some amazing times. Just seeing if anyone else has had any luck. PM me if you'd like to discuss. I'm also open to trading some of their contact info. Most of them just just sluts who love cock.[/QUOTE]Hi Sam,

I would love to exchange some info on ladies who are up for a good time. It is a very painstaking task to find these rare gems. So let me know if you are up for sharing your resources.

Thanks,

Jeff

[QUOTE=New2IL;1277400]One of the best ways to meet women and get all types of random fucks is to drive a taxi. I did it off and on for 3 years. I met all types. Business execs, bartenders, crackheads, strippers, soccer moms, bored housewives. I didn't fuck the crackheads though. I picked up on woman at 5AM and she started crying in my taxi. She says she just cheated on her husband. I said don't cry lady. Everyone needs variety. She wasn't expecting that kind of comment. The women from the bars get hit on all night by guys. But when they are outside of work they do the flirting. Especially when they are drinking. I have had them put their tongues in my ears and almost make me wreck the cab. I once picked up two girls from a bar, they wanted to fuck me in my cab. But I was worried about getting caught by the nazi police officers in the area. I went to their apartment instead. I met some porn stars and they were doing a shoot at a house. I waited one hour because they said they would pay me. The kept coming out of the house to chat with me while drinking out of champagne glasses. Some really hot 10's they were. And funny too. Even the producer came out to chat with me. Everyone likes to chat with the taxi driver. I played trance and techno in the taxi and girls liked it. I took them to the clubs and picked them up when they were completely drunk. They gave me many numbers and I went out on dates with some. Most of my gfs I met from driving them. I picked up some escorts also and took them to various appts. You get to see alot of things. And people confess shit to you like you are a fucking priest. If the hours were better I would still do it. But it takes 13-14 hours to make $150-$175 per day. So too many hours. I was too tired to fuck many of them and I turned down soooo much pussy. I really regret that.[/QUOTE]13-14 hrs for only $175! Why didn't you just work from 5am-6am for free and pick up all the drunk womens! Simple solution.

Thank you, Dear Penthouse.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2608771807.html[/url]

Any reviews? Can't find a thing on her.

[QUOTE=Lokkin4; 1281720][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/2608771807.html[/url]

Any reviews? Can't find a thing on her.[/QUOTE]If you are into short Filipino women. She will do a he for $$$. But lots of restrictions on touching.

[QUOTE=Massage Guru;1282397]If you are into short Filipino women. She will do a he for $$$. But lots of restrictions on touching.[/QUOTE]I can get the he somewhere else how is the massage is she any good

[QUOTE=Massage Guru;1282397]She will do a he for $$$.[/QUOTE]$$$? Are you serious, bro?

If its $$$ (3 C'S) I can see a porn star for that and still she will give me a massage. Massage Guro you did mean $$$? Very expensive HJ.

[QUOTE=Massage Guru;1282397]If you are into short Filipino women. She will do a he for $$$. But lots of restrictions on touching.[/QUOTE]

Several months back two 19 yr olds posted on CL Resumes looking for work. Essentially they were looking for sugar daddies, and at first didn't do more then strip / dance. But slowly moved into more adventures with mongers. They only posted a couple times. Mainly by the blonde (skinny 105 lbs. 5'4, cute as hell, small tits). Then the disappeared.

I am just curious of anyone has kept in touch or knows how to get a hold of them. PM me please.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1282705]If its $$$ (3 C'S) I can see a porn star for that and still she will give me a massage. Massage Guro you did mean $$$? Very expensive HJ.[/QUOTE]Apologies my fellow enthusiasts. Not used to the lingo yet but I'm getting there. I've been a long time member but very few postings. The massage is soft touch which is not my thing with massages. The he is only. 50 and can be negotiated down to. 40.

As for other adventures, went to Rosemont a month ago and got a massage at Bl. Massage. Got the older one D. Liked the massage. Very strong hands. Got her to do HE and some light kissing. Will definitely be back. As for Irene's, got a lot of stories to tell. Just a matter of approach and patience I guess.

Ok around 12 years ago I was in ATL and got a table shower and massage with a HJ. Now I live in Chicago and want to take my brother out with me to have some fun. He is going through a divorce after 15 years of marriage. So we see some ads on BP and CL and opt to go for the Latinas up around Bryn Mawr and Kedzie but they sent us to a bogus ass address. She called me back after we left and told us to come back. Went back and she didn't answer the phone. There were around 3 different girls that answered the phone with some damn kids in the background.

So then we went to a place on Chicago Ave and Paulina and it was closed. Then went out the street to a place that claimed to have Ukranian women. Both locations look exactly the same and they were closed but there were around three men and four women standing inside. I think the place may have just been raided. So finally we gave up after wasting four hours.

I just want him to experience a table shower. I am only willing to spend $60 or less total. I may tip $10 but I know I won't get shit for that. But I am not intersted in getting arrested either. I know not to take any extra money inside or the women will rob us.

Can anyone tell me a good place to go for first timers? $60 an hour would be great.

Thanks,

Hell Naw

Well I guess my suspicion was right. What fucking luck that we didn't get caught up in the sting. [url]http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-19-arrested-after-investigation-of-brothels-massage-parlors-20110923[/url].0, 7672014. Story.

[QUOTE=HellNaw; 1283311]Ok around 12 years ago I was in ATL and got a table shower and massage with a HJ. Now I live in Chicago and want to take my brother out with me to have some fun. He is going through a divorce after 15 years of marriage. So we see some ads on BP and CL and opt to go for the Latinas up around Bryn Mawr and Kedzie but they sent us to a bogus ass address. She called me back after we left and told us to come back. Went back and she didn't answer the phone. There were around 3 different girls that answered the phone with some damn kids in the background.

So then we went to a place on Chicago Ave and Paulina and it was closed. Then went out the street to a place that claimed to have Ukranian women. Both locations look exactly the same and they were closed but there were around three men and four women standing inside. I think the place may have just been raided. So finally we gave up after wasting four hours.

I just want him to experience a table shower. I am only willing to spend $60 or less total. I may tip $10 but I know I won't get shit for that. But I am not intersted in getting arrested either. I know not to take any extra money inside or the women will rob us.

Can anyone tell me a good place to go for first timers? $60 an hour would be great.

Thanks,

Hell Naw[/QUOTE]

Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.

[QUOTE=HellNaw;1284548]Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.[/QUOTE]Look under FAQ and it will show you the acronyms used on this board.

Just letting you know that you can get lots of info if you just read the MP section. When you are new we (senior members) like to see what you have to post. Lot of member start and only want info but don't give any. I have many new one start by trusting senior members first and then we give info. I know lot of new member can say the same thing, DOC.

[QUOTE=HellNaw;1284548]Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1284631]Just letting you know that you can get lots of info if you just read the MP section. When you are new we (senior members) like to see what you have to post. Lot of member start and only want info but don't give any. I have many new one start by trusting senior members first and then we give info. I know lot of new member can say the same thing, DOC.[/QUOTE]Ok I see you point. Well let me familiarize myself with this secret world.

Take it easy, dude.

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?1897-Terms-and-Abbreviations-List[/url]

[QUOTE=HellNaw;1284548]Hey why no one on here reply to my post? When it cums to making new friends you guys suck heheh where do I go to learn all the acronyms you guys use? I want a damn table shower and a massage.[/QUOTE]

Ok this is my 2nd report on here but the first HE massage that I have received in the last 12 years. I saw live on the south side and wanted to find somewhere close. So I chose to go to City Massage. The door fee is $60 for one hour. The cashier is very nice and there were three girls working there. Not sure why all of them have a laptop there but they do. They were all busy with customers but I got Tina. I was hoping for someone younger and sexier but didn't know how the other two girls looked. So I got the free table shower and she gave me an awesome deep tissue massage. I touched her legs and she didn't object. Then I turned over and she offered me a HE for a $60 tip. I countered with $20 and she looked insulted. She told me her other customers tip $60. So I was feeling so good that I agreed and she made me feel like I was the Washington Monument. I felt light headed and she told me next time she will have on less clothes. I was able to get my finger wet and found out her bra was heavily padded. As I left I was kind of embarrassed as I walked past the other Asian girls. It was hard to drive a car after such wonderful therapy. I spent a total of $132. 00 for a HE. I think it will be months before I do that again but it was a memorable experience. I think next time I will go for two hours but I will pass on the HE but I don't think that is even an option with most girls.

So I saw an ad on CL that was flagged fairly quick for a two girl show. Saw it pop up a day later but caught it in time to answer. Turns out there is a "married" lesbian couple who have fallen on hard times and have decided to try and make up some extra cash by putting on a "show". $ for 30 minutes, $$ for 60 minutes. I've seen some pros do a show and these two out class any I've seen. More like a couple making love rather than a show, that erotic. They do watch the clock so you get no more than what you donated, unless one of them is in the middle of cumming. No extras and no touching, just sit and watch and take care of your own as you see fit. They are attractive, both with C-cups and one thin / one normal body type. Seniors PM for info.

[QUOTE=SweetStuffLove;1323826]So I saw an ad on CL that was flagged fairly quick for a two girl show. Saw it pop up a day later but caught it in time to answer. Turns out there is a "married" lesbian couple who have fallen on hard times and have decided to try and make up some extra cash by putting on a "show". $ for 30 minutes, $$ for 60 minutes. I've seen some pros do a show and these two out class any I've seen. More like a couple making love rather than a show, that erotic. They do watch the clock so you get no more than what you donated, unless one of them is in the middle of cumming. No extras and no touching, just sit and watch and take care of your own as you see fit. They are attractive, both with C-cups and one thin / one normal body type. Seniors PM for info.[/QUOTE]They have added an extra where you can have intercourse with one of them either in combination with the 2 girl show or I've seen the ad just offering intercourse. Only one of the girls allows intercourse, you can't choose which one you want. And there are restrictions. Haven't tried it, but it does sound like fun, although I'd bet that she probably just lays there. And sorry, I don't have the picture, but from my recollection she is the slightly, imo, cuter of the two.

Ad:

I'm so horny. W4m.

Date: 2011-11-22, 5:07PM.

Come over today I'm horny!

Compensation and condom required.

Warning: Do not do anal, blowjobs, or kissing on the mouth.

Looking for today, tonight, asap!

Stats: I am the girl on the left in the first pic to the left.

Italian.

5ft.

125lbs.

Hazel eyes.

Brown hair.

25 years old.

We can do just nsa for 30 min or. Girl on girl for 30 and then nsa for the other 30 min to finish you off with the girl on the left in the first pic.

[QUOTE=Bknl441; 1323986]They have added an extra where you can have intercourse with one of them either in combination with the 2 girl show or I've seen the ad just offering intercourse. Only one of the girls allows intercourse, you can't choose which one you want. And there are restrictions. Haven't tried it, but it does sound like fun, although I'd bet that she probably just lays there. And sorry, I don't have the picture, but from my recollection she is the slightly, imo, cuter of the two.

Ad:

I'm so horny. W4m.

Date: 2011-11-22, 5:07PM.

Come over today I'm horny!

Compensation and condom required.

Warning: Do not do anal, blowjobs, or kissing on the mouth.

Looking for today, tonight, asap!

Stats: I am the girl on the left in the first pic to the left.

Italian.

5ft.

125lbs.

Hazel eyes.

Brown hair.

25 years old.

We can do just nsa for 30 min or. Girl on girl for 30 and then nsa for the other 30 min to finish you off with the girl on the left in the first pic.[/QUOTE]Yes, I heard they may be offering some options as well now. As anything your experience may vary.

[QUOTE=SweetStuffLove;1323826]So I saw an ad on CL that was flagged fairly quick for a two girl show. Saw it pop up a day later but caught it in time to answer. Turns out there is a "married" lesbian couple who have fallen on hard times and have decided to try and make up some extra cash by putting on a "show". $ for 30 minutes, $$ for 60 minutes. I've seen some pros do a show and these two out class any I've seen. More like a couple making love rather than a show, that erotic. They do watch the clock so you get no more than what you donated, unless one of them is in the middle of cumming. No extras and no touching, just sit and watch and take care of your own as you see fit. They are attractive, both with C-cups and one thin / one normal body type. Seniors PM for info.[/QUOTE]Do you have any contact info? Please PM me.

Thanks

Went for a Massage, it was very uninspired. Overall service is there if you want it but I wouldn't recommend.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/2752483172.html[/url]

Any info on this girl? Anyone ever meet her? Good Bad?

[ATTACH=CONFIG]158160[/ATTACH]

[QUOTE=MagneticMarty; 1341845]Any info on this girl? Anyone ever meet her? Good Bad?

[ATTACH=CONFIG]158160[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]What is the CL ad?

You are right, FS is there for a very good price but she is a older lady who on the picture looks a little better. Sbe is a quick fix if you are in the area.

[QUOTE=Lost79; 1340250]Went for a Massage, it was very uninspired. Overall service is there if you want it but I wouldn't recommend.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/thp/2752483172.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Here is her last ad on CV: [url]http://bodyrubs.********.com/escorts.php?do=view&post=1154890[/url]

I'll give her a whirl and report back.

[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1342519]You are right, FS is there for a very good price but she is a older lady who on the picture looks a little better. Sbe is a quick fix if you are in the area.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chicago Monger;1342187]What is the CL ad?[/QUOTE]She is a girl I have been talking to looking for some extra Christmas cash. Was curious if she is a pro or just a norm girl. From CL.

[QUOTE=Chicago Monger;1342187]What is the CL ad?[/QUOTE]The AD was flagged within 10 mins of it being posted (as usual out there)

[QUOTE=SweetStuffLove;1323826]So I saw an ad on CL that was flagged fairly quick for a two girl show. Saw it pop up a day later but caught it in time to answer. Turns out there is a "married" lesbian couple who have fallen on hard times and have decided to try and make up some extra cash by putting on a "show". $ for 30 minutes, $$ for 60 minutes. I've seen some pros do a show and these two out class any I've seen. More like a couple making love rather than a show, that erotic. They do watch the clock so you get no more than what you donated, unless one of them is in the middle of cumming. No extras and no touching, just sit and watch and take care of your own as you see fit. They are attractive, both with C-cups and one thin / one normal body type. Seniors PM for info.[/QUOTE]I seen that to (I am almost certain they are the same girls on Harlem Ave.)

Rundown apartment and they both looked hungover or like they just woke up or something. (not drugies) overall it was a "decent" show I guess. I was a bit creeped out but I guess you get what you pay for, plus I am limited since I am in the SW Burbs. Haven't seen them post in awhile so not sure if there still at it or whats up, They were posting daily for awhile on CL and BP.

Does anyone have contact info? Phone? Email? This is definitely one of those things in my bucket list!

Please pm with details if you have any.

Also, where on CL were they advertising, so that I can keep a lookout. Therapeutic?

[QUOTE=MagneticMarty; 1342550]I seen that to (I am almost certain they are the same girls on Harlem Ave.)

Rundown apartment and they both looked hungover or like they just woke up or something. (not drugies) overall it was a "decent" show I guess. I was a bit creeped out but I guess you get what you pay for, plus I am limited since I am in the SW Burbs. Haven't seen them post in awhile so not sure if there still at it or whats up, They were posting daily for awhile on CL and BP.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone of you used those verification that the girls in CL uses? I always thought those are all scams. Please let me if you have successfully used it and met the girl.

Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Silver3369; 1350456]Has anyone of you used those verification that the girls in CL uses? I always thought those are all scams. Please let me if you have successfully used it and met the girl.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]This is just a scam. I have use them and one just started to charge my CC and I had to cancel that card. They know you will not report it.

[QUOTE=Silver3369; 1350456]Has anyone of you used those verification that the girls in CL uses? I always thought those are all scams. Please let me if you have successfully used it and met the girl.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]Do you mean RS2K? That is legit and a lot of providers use that. The ones where they send you an email and say "go to this site and once you log in you will get my pictures and phone number are all scams. Some will send you a trojan (and I don't mean rubber) once on the site.

Anyone seen them? Was going to meet up and as I pulled into lot saw uncle LEO pull in in marked car. Goes past me as she calls back and asks what did you want? He's looking at me as he passes then pulls on street behind the hotel and parks, big head said leave which I did. They seem to good to be true been in the same pace for at least two weeks. Sorry this is from phone and I don't know how to add link. They are in Schaumburg / Hoffman area.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;1351514]Do you mean RS2K? That is legit and a lot of providers use that. The ones where they send you an email and say "go to this site and once you log in you will get my pictures and phone number are all scams. Some will send you a trojan (and I don't mean rubber) once on the site.[/QUOTE]That's what I thought just want to make sure.

Thanks again

She has posted a bunch of different ways in casual encounters and sometimes w4m.

I have gotten photos from here but never a face shot. She says she is a squirter.

Anyone experienced here?

[QUOTE=Silver3369; 1350456]Has anyone of you used those verification that the girls in CL uses? I always thought those are all scams. Please let me if you have successfully used it and met the girl.

Thanks again.[/QUOTE]I have been a member of RS2k for quite a while. Always been simple process. Only issue is not always accepted by out of state providers.

Well I see she has an ad back on CL. Great time, I've reported on her before, but a definite flake.

Morning. Single Asian female seeks an intimate encounter this morning. Must be local and able to assist with an overdue phone bill. I cannot host. Your pic and number gets mine. I am 5'7, 135 lbs and mobile. Talk to you soon!

cpkhx-2892727051@pers. Craigslist. Org