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LE Check
[QUOTE=Yes808; 1895130]Aloha bruddahsss,
My first post, but been lurking for awhile.
Planing to POP my "AMP cherry" with NARA at PONGI.
It really makes me nervous, not about FS with provider but LE bust.
I know they did random, but based on your personal experience any advice when (any certain month, day, or time) usually these FIVE O came to AMP?
Big Mahalo for your time.[/QUOTE]I've been in an AMP when LE came in, first. As I experienced it. Prior to them coming in, they were already seen on camera. So mama was yelling to the girls that the cops were coming. When the cops came in, I was already dressed and walking down the hall. It seemed that the LE wasn't there for me. An officer asked me for my I'd, and also asked what I was doing there, I told them I was here for massage. They told me to wait and have a seat. They had me hangout for a few minutes, then told me I was free to go. That was a few years ago, at Lavender. I'm sure the proceedure and protocall changed a bit by now. But I can't honestly say it changed to much. good luck, and trust your spidey sense. Play safe. Pau
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What time?
[QUOTE=Pau Hana Party;1895727]I've been in an AMP when LE came in, first. As I experienced it. Prior to them coming in, they were already seen on camera. So mama was yelling to the girls that the cops were coming. When the cops came in, I was already dressed and walking down the hall. It seemed that the LE wasn't there for me. An officer asked me for my I'd, and also asked what I was doing there, I told them I was here for massage. They told me to wait and have a seat. They had me hangout for a few minutes, then told me I was free to go. That was a few years ago, at Lavender. I'm sure the proceedure and protocall changed a bit by now. But I can't honestly say it changed to much. good luck, and trust your spidey sense. Play safe. Pau[/QUOTE]Mahalo for the info,
What time was it, day or night?
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[QUOTE=ClintonPortis;1891929]When a provider, whether BB or safe, goes on "bacay" for a really long time, like 6 months or longer, that could be for a host of different reasons. Travel the world, go see the family, committed to a loverboy temporarily, etc.
But when a BBBJ / BBFS provider goes on "bacay" for 2 weeks to 2 months, my nose twitches and I smell something suspicious. That's the usual time period for certain bodily "issues" to clear up.[/QUOTE]Don't mention it. A girl I took out recently has genital herpes, an incurable virus. Now if she's only been with three guys her whole life, versus AMP girls who are with easily three a day, what are the chances of that coming at you? Online it says 20 percent of the population has genital herpes. So the AMP girl is hitting up perhaps someone with genital herpes once every other day, and perhaps more than once a day. Plus condoms can't stop it as any part of the genitals that rub it can be infected.
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[QUOTE=Bikini;1888645]A lot of us prefer to be safe. Just make a note of the girls that provide unsafe service and avoid them. Also, you have to understand that a lot of the posts on this forum are just locker room talk. I avoid Kison for that reason and now I may have to cross MF off my list.[/QUOTE]Its pretty accurate what is written here and what goes on inside for the most part. That being said, I turn down BBFS when offered.
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RE: LE Bust
[QUOTE=Yes808;1895130]Aloha bruddahsss,
My first post, but been lurking for awhile.
Planing to POP my "AMP cherry" with NARA at PONGI.
It really makes me nervous, not about FS with provider but LE bust.
I know they did random, but based on your personal experience any advice when (any certain month, day, or time) usually these FIVE O came to AMP?
Big Mahalo for your time.[/QUOTE]I was in an AMP when LE came in at night. I was showering with the girl. No announcement from Mama at that time, just police stating that they were police. The girl I was showering with darted out of the shower like she was on fire. When the cop came to the shower, I had soap all over my body. He said for me to get out. I said I want to finish to shower because I had soap on my body. He was pretty strict, and said get out now. So, finished to rinse anyway. Not like I had a concealed weapon and I was not doing anything wrong, so I pushed the limit a little bit with the officer. He asked which room I was and and followed me. Told me to get dressed and watched the whole time. Then he told me to sit on the couch. At that point the other mongers were there on the couch already (no one I knew). Another officer asked for ID. He asked what I was doing there. I said visiting my gf. He asked for her name. I was a regular with the Vietnamese girl I was with, so I knew her name. I told the officer and he gave a strange look, like I made up the name. So, they pull my record. No warrants and no record, so he told me to leave. I said my keys and my stuff are back in my room. He said just leave it and go. So I waited outside the front while they were exiting and went right back in as they watched.
At first, I was scared out of my mind, but when I was rinsing, I thought, "I am not doing anything wrong here, just visiting and showering." The police were assholes, but I understand that they don't know what kind of situation they are getting into or who will be inside the establishment.
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[QUOTE=Oldie81;1922283]Its pretty accurate what is written here and what goes on inside for the most part. That being said, I turn down BBFS when offered.[/QUOTE]I always ask for a cover and get a kick of how the girls who typically do bareback respond. "Oh baby, I got so turned on I almost forgot!
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Safest AMP Locations
What are the safest AMP locations to avoid LE? I would think CC would be the safest because it's a highrise building and you can see them coming beforehand with a simple security system i.e. someone such as the parking attendant at the gate warning MS if LE is approaching. Any other thoughts?
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Safe AMP's
[QUOTE=Dogdoy;1924509]What are the safest AMP locations to avoid LE? I would think CC would be the safest because it's a highrise building and you can see them coming beforehand with a simple security system i.e. someone such as the parking attendant at the gate warning MS if LE is approaching. Any other thoughts?[/QUOTE]To be honest any AMP with video cameras outside, a steel door at the entrance, and private rooms that lock is safe enough. When the police come to do a "raid" the MS usually picks up on their arrival way before, or sees them on the cameras and yells to all the girls to get dressed. The steel door, it they have one gives you an additional few minutes. Once they are inside, the locked door to the private rooms give you a little more time, because since it is more of a health and welfare check and not drugs they can't go kicking them down. I usually just lay my clothes in a neat stack so that they are easy to put back on if that ever happens when I'm there. If you're really worried about it I would say the places at CC are the best to go to, because I've never heard of them being raided.
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[QUOTE=Closetperv;1924552]To be honest any AMP with video cameras outside, a steel door at the entrance, and private rooms that lock is safe enough. When the police come to do a "raid" the MS usually picks up on their arrival way before, or sees them on the cameras and yells to all the girls to get dressed. The steel door, it they have one gives you an additional few minutes. Once they are inside, the locked door to the private rooms give you a little more time, because since it is more of a health and welfare check and not drugs they can't go kicking them down. I usually just lay my clothes in a neat stack so that they are easy to put back on if that ever happens when I'm there. If you're really worried about it I would say the places at CC are the best to go to, because I've never heard of them being raided.[/QUOTE]Oh, CC has been raided before. TH Hawaiian and Mayflower--just two small examples. I would say CC is one of the most likely to get raided and that is because the residents in the building are aware and sometimes complain.
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Diamond head clinic
I just got through a check up at the diamond head clinic. They swabbed me and that shit hurts. They did two swabs and the second one was worse than the first. The good news is that it came back negative so I only have to wait for the blood test. I bet the guy in the next room was listening to me swearing up a storm. Next time I'm going to insist on just doing the urine sample. I'm all traumatized now.
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You ain't kiddin!!
You said that right! I have had to piss out kidney stones before, that is pretty bad, but that swabbing they do at the testing places is got to be the absolute WORST!
[QUOTE=Member#2322;1975654]I just got through a check up at the diamond head clinic. They swabbed me and that shit hurts. They did two swabs and the second one was worse than the first. The good news is that it came back negative so I only have to wait for the blood test. I bet the guy in the next room was listening to me swearing up a storm. Next time I'm going to insist on just doing the urine sample. I'm all traumatized now.[/QUOTE]
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Options?
I went there last month and was pricked on the finger and urinated in cup. Wasn't offered the swab.is that way have a more accurate result?
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[QUOTE=NewKidotb;1975842]I went there last month and was pricked on the finger and urinated in cup. Wasn't offered the swab.is that way have a more accurate result?[/QUOTE]It's just another way of testing. It will vary based on your symptoms and what you tell the doctor. In your case, the Dr decided that the finger prick and urine test was the ideal test for you. The more info you tell the Dr it can help determine which test will be ideal for you.
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I've been passing small stones lately so when asked I said I had urethral irritation and that prompted the swab. Just tell them you don't have symptoms and they will give you there urine and blood tests instead. The silver lining it's that I don't have to wait two weeks for results. They told new my swab was clean right there. Super scared to piss after that though but after a couple off hours it was ok. So now I know that I'm not lying when I tell girls I'm DDF! Chee huu!
But just warning, the swab its no joke. Fucker stung like a mofo.
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Good to know
Thanks for the info. I didn't know about the swab before, although it hurt at least you got an answer that day and not a week or two later which to me got really nerve racking!
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[QUOTE=Member#2322;1976706]I've been passing small stones lately so when asked I said I had urethral irritation and that prompted the swab. Just tell them you don't have symptoms and they will give you there urine and blood tests instead. The silver lining it's that I don't have to wait two weeks for results. They told new my swab was clean right there. Super scared to piss after that though but after a couple off hours it was ok. So now I know that I'm not lying when I tell girls I'm DDF! Chee huu!
But just warning, the swab its no joke. Fucker stung like a mofo.[/QUOTE]When they use the swab method, you have to have to wait about 10 working days for the results.
I've visited that place four times. Each time, they used the swab method. After the swabbing, the technician asked me to wait about 15 minutes while he did a "preliminary" check of the specimen. I was given an anonymous I'd number and told to call back in about 10 working days for the "final" results.
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If you're getting tested for aids, you got to wait 3 months after the event in which you think you got it or suspect it. So say you had unprotected sex today. You need to wait 3 months to get your finger pricked to find out if you have anything.
You also can't test for genital warts and herpies... Once you see symptoms, you can see your dermatologist and you can either burn them off or have a biopsy done for you... Your choice...
I just know, it's an awful feeling when you suspect you got something or when you find out you have something. That's why, save yourselves the stress and use protection! Train yourself and get use to it! Condoms will help you last longer too, which I know most of you guys try too! That's why a lot of guys go drinking first right? Or pop V??
Goodluck and stay safe!
YG.
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Auwe
[QUOTE=Member#2322;1975654]I just got through a check up at the diamond head clinic. They swabbed me and that shit hurts. They did two swabs and the second one was worse than the first. The good news is that it came back negative so I only have to wait for the blood test. I bet the guy in the next room was listening to me swearing up a storm. Next time I'm going to insist on just doing the urine sample. I'm all traumatized now.[/QUOTE]I did the swab once for an ex FB, (even though I knew I was clean) and you're right, I was traumatized as well for weeks. I yelled at her and vowed never again will I do that for any female. Never.
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[QUOTE=Hinode;1977127]I did the swab once for an ex FB, (even though I knew I was clean) and you're right, I was traumatized as well for weeks. I yelled at her and vowed never again will I do that for any female. Never.[/QUOTE]Diamond head clinic no swab no moa. Das foa gunneria or siffalis or sumptin. Now peeped in one cup good test.
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Curious
Do they require you show I'd? Or medical coverage? Able to give bs name? They say it's all confidential, but on this rock, that would be a first! Friend went to outer island and went to test at state clinic there. Figured no one will know him right? Wrong! Walks in, gal behind the desk is his cousin! What you doing here? Ah, ah, all f $& at ed up!
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[QUOTE=Davehono;1982806]Do they require you show I'd? Or medical coverage? Able to give bs name? They say it's all confidential, but on this rock, that would be a first! Friend went to outer island and went to test at state clinic there. Figured no one will know him right? Wrong! Walks in, gal behind the desk is his cousin! What you doing here? Ah, ah, all f $& at ed up![/QUOTE]It's a free std clinic, no need show insurance card. But you do have to show a valid I'd, no can give bogus name.
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[QUOTE=Davehono;1982806]Do they require you show I'd? Or medical coverage? Able to give bs name? They say it's all confidential, but on this rock, that would be a first! Friend went to outer island and went to test at state clinic there. Figured no one will know him right? Wrong! Walks in, gal behind the desk is his cousin! What you doing here? Ah, ah, all f $& at ed up![/QUOTE]I went there years ago for a test and had a similar experience. The tech who walked in was a classmate. Talk about awkward!
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[QUOTE=LifetimeLurker;2021374] Wow, does it really only take one night for that to kick in? Luckily I don't know because it hasn't happened to me, so could an unfortunate senior confirm?[/QUOTE]Good point, Lifetime Lurker. Sometimes when mongers contract (or think they may have contracted) an STD, they tend to presume that the most recent provider with whom they've had sexual contact is the provider who caused it (even a provider from less than 24 hours before). Yet that may not be accurate. For example, although symptoms of gonorrhea may appear as early as two days after exposure, on the other hand it may take as long as one month. Similarly, the first symptom of syphilis may appear as early as ten days after exposure, but can also take as long as three months. Genital herpes can remain dormant for years after the infection. So by assuming that the most recent provider was the cause of an STD, a monger may actually be misidentifying an innocent provider.
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[QUOTE=Redneck1;2021770]Good point, Lifetime Lurker. Sometimes when mongers contract (or think they may have contracted) an STD, they tend to presume that the most recent provider with whom they've had sexual contact is the provider who caused it (even a provider from less than 24 hours before). Yet that may not be accurate. For example, although symptoms of gonorrhea may appear as early as two days after exposure, on the other hand it may take as long as one month. Similarly, the first symptom of syphilis may appear as early as ten days after exposure, but can also take as long as three months. Genital herpes can remain dormant for years after the infection. So by assuming that the most recent provider was the cause of an STD, a monger may actually be misidentifying an innocent provider.[/QUOTE]And since he just did her bb, there is good chance that if he does have a std, this most recent provider has been exposed.
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Swab
[QUOTE=Member#2322;1975654]I just got through a check up at the diamond head clinic. They swabbed me and that shit hurts. They did two swabs and the second one was worse than the first. The good news is that it came back negative so I only have to wait for the blood test. I bet the guy in the next room was listening to me swearing up a storm. Next time I'm going to insist on just doing the urine sample. I'm all traumatized now.[/QUOTE]I concur on the swab shit. Went there three years ago and did that. Damn pecker hurt for a week! I got a new friend and she wants me to get tested just to be safe. Last time I just called the number and gave them the number I was assigned. Is there a way to get the test in hard copy to show my possible SO? Proof that I am clean?
Anyone ever go to the other places listed like Life foundation on Ala moana. The hours there are easier for me to get to.
Aloha OM.
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[QUOTE=Oioman;2022086]I concur on the swab shit. Went there three years ago and did that. Damn pecker hurt for a week! I got a new friend and she wants me to get tested just to be safe. Last time I just called the number and gave them the number I was assigned. Is there a way to get the test in hard copy to show my possible SO? Proof that I am clean?
Aloha OM.[/QUOTE]Used to be, you'd have to (or were allowed to) bring your SO in the room with you when your results were read if she wanted to know. I suppose if you put your phone on Speaker that would be similar.
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Traumatized 4 Life
[QUOTE=Oioman;2022086]I concur on the swab shit. Went there three years ago and did that. Damn pecker hurt for a week! I got a new friend and she wants me to get tested just to be safe. Last time I just called the number and gave them the number I was assigned. Is there a way to get the test in hard copy to show my possible SO? Proof that I am clean?
Anyone ever go to the other places listed like Life foundation on Ala moana. The hours there are easier for me to get to.
Aloha OM.[/QUOTE]RE: Post #179, by yours truly. (Scroll down).
Just reading this makes my ding-a-ling sore.
Never again. Never.
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[QUOTE=Oioman;2022086]I concur on the swab shit. Went there three years ago and did that. Damn pecker hurt for a week! I got a new friend and she wants me to get tested just to be safe. Last time I just called the number and gave them the number I was assigned. Is there a way to get the test in hard copy to show my possible SO? Proof that I am clean?
Anyone ever go to the other places listed like Life foundation on Ala moana. The hours there are easier for me to get to.
Aloha OM.[/QUOTE]Not long ago, I went to Planned Parenthood on King St to get tested. Paid 25 bucks, if I remember correctly. They use the pee method (personally, I think the swab method is more accurate). It was awkward as the waiting room was full of women, and I was the only male customer there. I felt more comfortable at Diamond Head Clinic.
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[QUOTE=Oioman;2022086]I concur on the swab shit. Went there three years ago and did that. Damn pecker hurt for a week! I got a new friend and she wants me to get tested just to be safe. Last time I just called the number and gave them the number I was assigned. Is there a way to get the test in hard copy to show my possible SO? Proof that I am clean?
Anyone ever go to the other places listed like Life foundation on Ala moana. The hours there are easier for me to get to.
Aloha OM.[/QUOTE]Life Foundation do strictly hiv test. They tell you result in like 20 minutes after the test. (No blood draw. You just use this Q-tip thing and run it along your gum a couple of times like the CSI). No need I'd (anonymous). I never had to wait more than 5 minutes before I took the test there.
Diamond Head do hiv and gon / chl / syph test. For the hiv no need I'd if I recall right. The latter you need I'd. (It's been like 5 years since I been there. So I don't know if they still do blood draw for hiv and that frickin' Q-tip for the gon / chl / syph test + blood draw). Had some hot chicks in the waiting room last time I went. Oh that's another thing. You got to wait around at Diamond Head. And you need quarters for the parking meter if you park in their parking lot.
Both places are free.
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[QUOTE=NewHeavyChev;2022439]
Diamond Head do hiv and gon / chl / syph test. For the hiv no need I'd if I recall right. The latter you need I'd. (It's been like 5 years since I been there. So I don't know if they still do blood draw for hiv and that frickin' Q-tip for the gon / chl / syph test + blood draw). Oh that's another thing. You got to wait around at Diamond Head. And you need quarters for the parking meter if you park in their parking lot..[/QUOTE]The HIV and STD tests, they ask for I'd and they make a copy of your I'd. If I remember, it's 15 min for 25 cents and if I'm not mistaken, the meter only takes quarters. It's those digital display type meters. It's not the ones you put the coins in and crank it with the knob. Surprising how long I had to wait when it didn't have that much people in the waiting area. It was about 2 and a half hours I was there. You can literally watch an entire movie while waiting.
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diamond head clinic
Did the clinic the other day. Its different compared to three years ago. Didn't have the do the swab Thank God! If you don't have any symptoms, they said the urine test is all they need. They do the pin prick for the instant hiv test and if you agree, they'll draw blood for the syphillis test. Tested neg for hiv.
The other results take 7-10 days and they ask if you want to have it emailed or texted to you. They then contact you and you can go to a site that will show your results.
Still waiting on mine. But I'm doing the test just for my peace of mind. Been clean the other two times I went'. I go every three years just to make sure everything is ok. I would die if my SO got something and then I had to explain how it happened.
I think on the average, most of the providers are clean. The majority of the mongers opt for condoms and that's great. So unless there is some druggie out there with HIV going around BB with all the girls, our hobby is relatively safe. If anyone knows otherwise let us all know. I'd hate to find out someone got something from someone and then we all get it too.
Hinode, what a relief to not do the swap. I can feel you pain. I still remember mine!
Safe mongering guys!
Aloha, OM.
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RE: diamond head clinic
[QUOTE=Oioman;2027569]Did the clinic the other day. Its different compared to three years ago. Didn't have the do the swab Thank God! If you don't have any symptoms, they said the urine test is all they need. They do the pin prick for the instant hiv test and if you agree, they'll draw blood for the syphillis test. Tested neg for hiv.
The other results take 7-10 days and they ask if you want to have it emailed or texted to you. They then contact you and you can go to a site that will show your results.
Still waiting on mine. But I'm doing the test just for my peace of mind. Been clean the other two times I went'. I go every three years just to make sure everything is ok. I would die if my SO got something and then I had to explain how it happened.
I think on the average, most of the providers are clean. The majority of the mongers opt for condoms and that's great. So unless there is some druggie out there with HIV going around BB with all the girls, our hobby is relatively safe. If anyone knows otherwise let us all know. I'd hate to find out someone got something from someone and then we all get it too.
Hinode, what a relief to not do the swap. I can feel you pain. I still remember mine!
Safe mongering guys!
Aloha, OM.[/QUOTE]Oioman--thanks for sharing the info.
Yes, the method of e-mailing or texting the results is very new. I was there just three months ago, and they were still using the old anonymous ID call-back method in 10 working days.
If one has symptoms (i.e., burning, dripping), they'll probably still use the swab vice pee method.
They only give one Syphilis test per year per customer (I suspect because of the cost of the test). So, heaven forbid, if you visit them three times in one year, they will only give you one Syphilis test.
Ref your statement: "I think on the average, most of the providers are clean." Save for a couple of those few AMPs, I once assumed so, too. But I spent time with one hottie who was here for a very short stay at one of the AMPs late last year, and her BBBJ gave me a case of Chlamydia. I never did tip-off anyone here in the forum because she had already left the Island by the time the symptoms appeared.
Remember, if you go to DHC, bring enough quarters to cover at least three hours for the parking meter. And wear your sunglasses because the entrance isn't very discreet.
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Age of technology
[QUOTE=Oioman;2027569]Did the clinic the other day. Its different compared to three years ago. Didn't have the do the swab Thank God! If you don't have any symptoms, they said the urine test is all they need. They do the pin prick for the instant hiv test and if you agree, they'll draw blood for the syphillis test. Tested neg for hiv.
The other results take 7-10 days and they ask if you want to have it emailed or texted to you. They then contact you and you can go to a site that will show your results. Hinode, what a relief to not do the swap. I can feel you pain. I still remember mine![/QUOTE]Braddah Oioman,
What's the cost for the urine, pin prick, and blood test?
My how technology has changed. Glad all future tests will not be painful for the braddahs anymore!!
H.
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[QUOTE=Hinode;2027690]Braddah Oioman,
What's the cost for the urine, pin prick, and blood test?
My how technology has changed. Glad all future tests will not be painful for the braddahs anymore!!
H.[/QUOTE]It's free.
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[QUOTE=Blake123;2027674]Oioman--thanks for sharing the info.
Ref your statement: "I think on the average, most of the providers are clean." Save for a couple of those few AMPs, I once assumed so, too. But I spent time with one hottie who was here for a very short stay at one of the AMPs late last year, and her BBBJ gave me a case of Chlamydia. I never did tip-off anyone here in the forum because she had already left the Island by the time the symptoms appeared.
[/QUOTE]I don't think anyone really realizes that a provider's mouth is pretty much the same environment as a vagina for bacteria and viruses to thrive in. Both are warm, moist, and full of nutrients. Personally, I avoid providers that give BBBJ. I wouldn't want to kiss a provider that has had a bunch of BB dicks in her mouth too.
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Cannot beat the free!
[QUOTE=Blake123;2027691]It's free.[/QUOTE]Much mahalos braddah Blake123. Penises all over Oahu can rejoice from the dreaded swab. *shiver*.
H.
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update on tests
Aloha,
Just thought I would follow through and let you know that the tests all came out negative. I expected it. But its always better to be safe than sorry. The whole thing about getting tested is pretty simple. You just have to be willing to take the time and go to the clinics. I did the Diamond head one. I got lucky and went mid morning and there was no line. Only one other cute girl waiting in the waiting area and as soon as I turned my chart in, they called my number and I had the interview and test.
Unlike the previous times, where I waited forever with a dozen others and then did the dreaded "Swab".
They told me that unless you are having symptoms, they just do the Urine sample. I believe once a year you can have blood drawn for the syphilis test. The HIV test is a pin prick and you get the result the same day.
Before you were assigned a number and had to call in to get your results. Now you fill the form to let them notify you by email or text. I chose text. I got my text with a link about 10 days later and registered on a website and it gave me the results of all the tests they did. All negative.
So if any of you are wondering, spend the short time and you can get tested for free, and have peace of mine till you give in and BB the next time!
Aloha, OM.
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Thanks bro Brake
Even with her short stay on the island. Just wonder how many guys she exposed with the case of Chamydia? And then the infected guys without any symptoms as yet unnoticed passing it around at AMP. The numbers could be scary hgh, we just never hear as much being reported. Thanks bro Brake for bringing it up.
[QUOTE=Blake123;2027674]Oioman--thanks for sharing the info. Ref your statement: "I think on the average, most of the providers are clean." Save for a couple of those few AMPs, I once assumed so, too. But I spent time with one hottie who was here for a very short stay at one of the AMPs late last year, and her BBBJ gave me a case of Chlamydia. I never did tip-off anyone here in the forum because she had already left the Island by the time the symptoms appeared.[/QUOTE].
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Testing
The last time my Dr gave me a request form for blood work I asked him to add the HIV test. I took it to the lab and there was no wait, no embarrassment, and no cost. Today I went in for my scheduled exam and was given the cholesterol, sugar, and lipids speech and then informed that I was HIV- . Obamacare paid for it.