First Joke of The Christmas season
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates", Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carol's."
And So The Holiday Season Begins..
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Take care it is winter out there
and I would hate to have any of you end up like this.
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Christmas decorations.....
How to tell if it's cold enough to put up the Christmas decorations:
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Noooooooo! (animated gif)
I like big women. I've f*cked big women. Really big women. But this is out of my league . . .
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It's Almost Christmas ....
.... and here's what your wife or S.O. *really* wants =
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Post·Christmas Clearance Sale
There are some *great* bargains to be had now , so you can get that special gift for that special person in your life
.... and don't forget YOU !!
toy 4 & toy 6 = For yer favorite Ho
toy 16 & toy 3 = For YOU , because you're special , too !!
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